Lucy in the club with douchebags!
 

i'm not sure exactly how 'hot' this Lovely Rita is, but geez, the kissy face along with the man-boob-grab on Sgt. Douche. I think they'll still be doing that pose when they're 64.
 

Is this a costume, Beatles inspired baby shower? 'Cause chicka looks pregnant. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I'm pretty sure busting on a woman with a fetus on board is a ticket straight to Hell. If she's just fat, or a victim of bad posture, well, that's a different story. Regardless of her abdominal area, she most definitely ain't hot...not even close.
And now that I look more closely, it may be a double baby shower, 'cause the boob grabber homo on the left looks like he too is heavy with child. Sgt Scrote looks like that dude who plays the gay dude (Randy?) in rollerskates on Reno911 on Comedy Central. I have a headache now. Curse them, and their douchiness that has been let loose on the world!
 

Sgt. Douchebag's outfit must be a sweatsuit. Look at how greasy his hair is. And what's with fat 1991-era Ben Stiller grabbing the Sgt.'s tits? He couldn't get on the other side of the good doctor for the picture? She's not even that hot...Where are her eyebrows? There's so much that's wrong with this picture...I need to put this out of mind and move on.
 

Helter Skelter!

-BAGwab Singh
 

Hey Jailergrrl,

easy on the "she ain't hot" stuff, those who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones......
 

Which one is really the douche here? The one in the costume or the one grabbing his tit?

My vote? Tit grabber. No man grabs his friends tit without being a complete douche.

Doucheberry fields forever.
 

Hey ANONYMOUS at 1:07....did you not get the memo about the nature of this site? And I'm also not the only one who said that, so kiss my ass. Last time I checked, this was a free country, and if I don't think she's hot, that's my opinion. Don't remember saying she was UGLY either....but now that I mention it......So why don't you fall out of a 20 story building and land on the roof of my glass house, possibly severing an artery? Bless your heart.
 

Does'nt every guy have that that one friend that is always doing that? Titty twister, hair tossle, Ass grab, you know the one. No?

As far as these two bags go, on a scale of 1 to 10 they get.................... #9, #9, #9......Cheap, I know, but no one else said it.

As far as maybe hottie goes, I think a better pic is in order. Strawberry blonde, smooth pale skin, lose that jacket and I'd know for sure. And hey, JG, 3:52 at 1:07. I got your back.
 

3:52, 10:44, 1:07... douche, douche, wuss.

Anyhoo... looks like somebody's got a little norwegian wood for the walrus. She should be standing solo, or at least on her way home. Douches.

Something in the way you slay 'em JG.
 

I am backing JG, because in addition to the other issues this one has I'm detecting an ass that is like six axe-handles wide hiding under that smock.
Which is so totally choad-a-rific for the jolly green marching band scrote, all douched up and all he got was this marginally OK female. Like who am I to give him grief, it's me, the dog and a jar of peanut butter tonight.
Oh, and 1:07, bite me.
 

yeesh I dont even know what to say. This guy and his posse just gross me out.
 

It's been a Hard Day's Night and someone is looking like a Dog. Give her a bone and send her home.

Inappropriate touching by a Douchebag!
 

The Zoolander look on boobgrabber is priceless. Still trying to figure out if it is La Tigre or Blue Steel.
 

i don't get the references in the flavor text for this pic, but man, if only every douchebag in the world is as homosexual as these ones...
 

"flavor text" eh? lcb plays a lot of D&D. either that or he collects action figures.