Dear Christ I don't think it's human. This pic just cracks me up. The look is so ridiculous that it is funny not angering.

What is it about Italian descent that makes dudes decide to look like complete jackasses?
 

You have GOT to be kidding me. This would even embarass Oompa Loompas.

This has to be a mistake. Some kid on the rollerskate sneakers goes zooming along a Target, when all of a sudden he smashes into a rack of beauty products including a 1 gallon drum of sunless tanner.

Unsuspecting DB's #1 and 2 turn the corner looking for some Bed Head Superstar Thick Massive Hair product, and slip and fall down all over the stuff.

Now prom is that night and what are they to do?!?! #2 thinks it's a wise idea to buy a pink blazer to go with his aqua pants and hopes nobody notices his skin.

The lesson of this story is: Parents, don't buy your kids those damn wheelie skate shoe thingies. oh yeah, and don't ever be a douche
 

Oompa, Loompa, Doopity-Doo!
Boy have I got a prom date for you!

I'm with count douch. I snerked a but when I saw the pic, then enlarged it and I lol'd. So damn funny.
 

Like high school is sooooo awesome. And like I'm going to prom with this guy who is sooooo hot, he actually glows orange like our Sun. I'm soooo excited. Maybe he'll steal my virginity, OMG I hope so!

Sorry, mt best high school girl impression. Its like he stuck his penis in a socket, and kept it in.

-Beelzebag
 

Nice simulpost douchie.
 

If those douchebags were my kids I'd have 'em offed.

John Gotti
 

WTF IS THAT?!?! This teen 'Bag is definitely pushing the douchebag envelope. If he continues on this path his future here is bright... it will be interesting to follow his progression from prepubescent uberbagosity into a full blown scrote commando. Orange face, pink tux, gray spiked hair... and this is his prom gear. Imagine what his club 'Bag attire would look like? I can't even imagine... he is definitely shooting for the stars of douchedum. Watchout world... this new up and comer promises endless 'Bag material.

'Choadasaurous Rex
 

bonnadouchey, our simulposts and this pic affirms that douchebags do think alike
 

Holy crap! This would make so much more sense if he was clutching at his throat, eyes popping out of his head Total Recall style.

But he's not. He's just a douche.

Oh yeah, and his pink jacket clashes with his day-glo face.
 

Grieco High, Newark New Jersey class of '07.
This is why Al Qaeda hates us.

Born 2B Bag
 

i am totally speechless. It will be nearly impossible to top the kid in the pink.
 

I stuck a couple of waffles in the toaster for breakfast but this thing in pink just made me lose my appetite. Time to call in sick to work and crack open the first OE of the day.
 

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!! This photo hurts my eyeballs.

He looks a lot like those troll dolls from when I was a kid.

Note the expression of his date. Methinks she's wishing with every fiber of her being she would have said yes to the other guy who asked her. Just a hunch.
 

It was a prom night just like tonight and the douchebag looked just like THIS!!!!
 

this picture is now hanging in my office. it's rediculously funny. thanks DB1 for the huge laugh that this submission gave me. i wet myself.
 

Two words:

LAWNG ISLAND!
 

Yes, those are the Gotti boys, turned Centauri.

http://www.pwolfrum.de/images/londovir.jpg
 

These are definitely North Jersey scrotes. Gotta love the orange...
 

Good Jesus. I'd say the "broom head on a basketball" look has to be some kind of a gag but the 'bagrod is the only one in the pic not smiling. He's got a look on his face that says: "Shit. I think I took the 'baggery too far this time."


Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

If you start at Douchey McFakeBake and look to the right from there, it's almost like The Evolution of Man. But instead of man we end up as some kind of accountant, and instead of chimps we started from HeatMiser.
 

ba-dum bum bum
brrrrrrrrrrr-rum
ba-dum bum bum
brrrrrrrrrrr-rum

He's Mister Pink Jacket,
He's Mister Gel,
He's Mister Borrowed Bling From His Sister,
He's Mister Fashion From Hell.

Friends call me Bag Prom Guy,
Cuz whatever I touch
Turns orange in my clutch.
I'm a putz.

ba-dum bum bum
 

Absolutely unbelievable. Just when you think it can't get any worse, a new level of douchery is achieved.

While being hilarious, Mr. Orange is also fucking creepy. He's gotta be The Mack's boss.
 

I would like to echo the sentiment of DB1 if, in fact those are the Gotti boys, I give you much respect to you and your "family" and hope your prom was a wonderful experience to be cherished for ever.

BUT, If they are not the grandsons of a late mafia don ( RIP ) then WHAT the fuck are they? Where did they get that hue of fake tan? Are burnt chili powder and nutmeg really color choices for a fake tan? Who told them that skid mark and gay where good tux styles? Why would such seemingly nice young ladies be caught dead with these tools? Is that an airport shuttle waiting for them? Did both those girls in blue know they had matching dresses? What the hell is chilli powder looking at? What kind of tree is that across the street?

So many unanswered questions.
 

Greetings from Middle-earth.

He was created in some kind of evil Jersey lab using parts from lesser 'bags.

It's alive! It's aliiiiive! Frankendouche is aliiiiiiiive!!
 

If my purpose in life is to be the HCwDB Cassandra, so be it, but I must reiterate the point I raised re: The Mack--these particular individuals we mock will have us placed in dumpsters by Tuesday. Heed my warning, or we are all marked men. Heed!

The pink blazer is fucking fantabulous though. Bonus--he got mad laid that night. Telling you.
 

I'd like to contest the hottness of the girl that is with the Prom Bagger
 

Okay seriously - do we need to delete this thread before we all get whacked? I'm starting to freak out here.
 

Either douche accidentally picked up shoe polish instead of his tan in a can or he thought that the theme of the prom was blackface. Somebody should tell him he's not going to be in a minstrel show.
 

Oh Jesus Christ.
 

I didn't know the thundercats had a foreign exchange program with the staten island school districts.
 

Looks like Wilson from 'Cast Away' washed ashore in Seaside Heights, and grew up to become a douchebag. Tom Hanks would squirm, and I just pissed myself.

~One small tilt for Douche,
One giant dogtag for Scrotekind
 

If that orange nightmare came to pick MY daughter up for the prom, I'd tell him that she died in some sort of untraceable accident, and flee the country with her. A kid that makes himself look like that and thinks he looks GOOD obviously is insane, and needs to be on Thorazine. Immediately if not sooner. And how could HIS momma let him out of the house looking like a tiki torch? Italian Mommas like me love our sons, but if he were my kid, I'd send him back upstairs with a Brillo pad, bleach, and set him up with an appointment with both a psychologist AND an eye doctor. Come to think of it, his date needs to go too.
Kids or no, the kid is ridiculous! STOP GIVING ITALIAN-AMERICANS A BAD NAME. Where's the committee to stop THIS misrepresentation? Leave "The Sopranos" alone! Here is where the fight needs to be focused!!!!
 

I ... am... stunned.

Truly stupendous in every dimension, and by stupendous I mean should be darted and tagged by researchers.

Ladies and gentlemen, this can only be Douche-bola virus.

--vinny 'awed' scumbaglia
 

Out of all the ridiculous things I have seen on this site, this pic is the first one that made me laugh out loud at work. What the hell is that? Is that Photoshop work or real? This choad would still be a freak no matter what he was wearing, but did he have to wear a pastel pink jacket and baby blue pants? This is too much.
 

Kudos to ldv's Thundercats reference. I was feeling pretty good about my HeatMiser song but you, sir, have shown me the way.
 

Underboss & girlfriend, Godfather & girlfriend, Cappo & girlfriend, Consilieri & girlfriend.
 

I didn't realize there were oompa loompa douchebags too!

Oompa Loompa Douche-a-lee do
I've got another douchebag for you!

What do you get with porcupine hair?
Foreheaded grease and a transient stare.
Mystical tans are only for choads
That little douchebag makes my head...ex...plode.

Oompa Loompa Douche-a-lee ding
That Gotti scrote needs an ass kicking
You will find much happiness too
Without the oompa loompa douche-a-lee dooooos!
 

Bwahahahahahaha!!! My guess is this was a fruit-themed prom and he came as an orange pineapple.
 

Is that Flattop from the Dick Tracy comics?
 

I have to go out to Long Island this weekend to play Beth Page. If my caddy looks anything like this I'm going to tip him in arsenic.
 

bmt, just don't overshoot Bethpage and end up in the Hamptons and you should be fine. However, it is Memorial Day weekend, the end of bag hibernation, so beware.
 

Also, the only hot chick is the girl in yellow.
 

LMAO! It defies description...
Scary.
 

Pink jacket's goomah (comare, if you're hip) has a tasty little minkie body. Sure, she looks a bit like Lando's co-pilot in Jedi, but maybe this is just a bad angle for her.
 

Bags are born, not made.
 

Haha that guy near the middle with the pink coat puts the Gotti boys' gaudiness to shame (or to less shame, rather).

He looks like the actor(in full makeup, of course) that would play Electro if Spiderman were adapted to a tv teen-soap and Electro was the school bully.

hahaha how can he go out in public like that?
 

WOW!

Seriously this is why I will never move out of NYC to the suburbs.


SkanderDouche
 

OMG.. are sure that orange creature is human? incredible..
 

They look like the natives in that old Nemo in Slumberland comic. They really look cartoonish. The worst part, there was a point where they added just the right amount of gel, the right amount of Orange-On, and said to themselves, "There!"

We should cut the layers of douche and count the rings.
 

"I'm funny how? Like a clown?
I'm here to amuse you?"
 

Years ago, someone directed me to a website where men refered to themselves as "guidos" and blogged about their biceps, their workouts, their hair and their clubs.

You would read, waiting for the other shoe to drop, but there was never a shoe to begin with. THEY WERE SERIOUS.

I wish I could find it for you. It's funny, in a car-wreck sort of way.
 

I actually sent this picture to Douchebag1. It's from Xaverian High School prom in Brooklyn, NY.
 

Is this for real? THats a douchebag of the month right there. no contest.
 

for a minute i actually thought these people are too old to be high schoolers. but since we've a confirmation that this is indeed a high school prom, then - well, them's the breaks. high schools, douchebags, and bimbos. it's like guns, germs, steel, and really smooth mochas. no what am i saying? i have a lot more respect for a well-made sniper rifle and strong black coffee than bimbos or douchebags.

by the way, i've been repeating the phrase "oompa loompa fake bake troll dolls" for about the 100th time now. those were genius monikers. it almost soothed the pain from having to stare at - OOMPA LOOMPA FAKE BAKE TROLL DOLLS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! than you, fellow HCwDB hunters.
 

is that his head, or a carrot from a nintendo game. no human is purply orange. wow. how does that even happen?
 

We NEED the actual prom photo. Then we would have a HoS candidate.

Looking at the background, does this look like a prime prom location? Are these kids about to board an RV instead of a limo? Maybe they're going to give blood. I hear it really helps you get smashed on the tiniest amounts of sloe gin.

Pink jacket over white slacks is all the rage for the stylin' 'bag's tuxedo this spring.
 

Holy Crap! This guy looks possessed! Quick someone perform a Douchexorcism before his head spins around and he spits up green pea soup!

The power of Douche compels you!
 

What are the chances this is the Racoon's little douchey brother?
 

I actually kind of feel bad for the guy. I knew a girl in high school who had a similar reaction to her fake tanning lotion; she was naturally pale and her skin took on an unholy orange hue. She was mortified, but at least she had the good sense to test it out a week before the big night and by the time prom rolled around, she looked relatively normal.

What we have here, then, is a young man who got a little overzealous with the tanning lotion the night before his prom and rather than puss out on his first chance to get Mary Jane Rottencrotch out of her blue prom dress, decided to suffer the unforeseen consequences, man up, and go to the Prom despite the assured ridicule of his peers. When you think about it, his courage is admirable.

Having said all that, he's a lock for HCwDB of the week simply for going out in public looking like a character from Doug.

23 Skidouche
 

Somebody tell Hiro that the exploding man is in Trenton, not New York!

-X
 

I wasnt aware Cheetos made a self tanning lotion.

I would bathe in boiling water & bleach before going out in public looking like that.

but, alas, I am not douche , or even choad for that matter.

I am simply Summers Eve, the watcher in the rye.
 

The Oppa Loppa grew up.
 

LMFAO AN ORANGE DUDE!
from the oompa loompas haha[x
 

I feel sorry for the poor guy myself. Obviously when he saw the results of his disastrous tanning accident his hair stood straight on end and it won't recede until the war paint fades.
 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. PLEASE tell me this is a photoshop!!!

Oh my god I can't stop laughing...
 

Has nobody mentioned the pink jacked and powder blue pants? This pic should be cropped, as this choad is surely Hall of Scrote material.
 

Ummmmmmmmm...how is this even a contest? I don't care how young Prompa is. Ain't no turning back now.
 

WHAT IS IT, MAN?
 

Fugly very fugly!
 

Did anyone notice how pissed his date looks?
 

Looks like he went, what the tanorexics call, "double dipping". Nope not that kind. Rather, this lovely soon-to-be high school graduate (God help us) decided to spend about a half hour in the tanning booth, and follow it up by a 5 mintue ultra orange spray tan.

I hope it didn't rub off on his lovely pink ensemble.
 

If Martin Sheen stuck his finger in a light socket...
 

with the orange skin and the hair gelled up like that, he really looks like a freshly-picked carrot.
 

I think he ate too much supersad before the prom. This just proves he's the ultimate guido.
 

These guys are legends!

http://www.leehotti.com/
 

It's Rocky Dennis from Mask and his blind girlfriend!
 

I literally loled at this one for far too long, it's just pitiful
 

umpa lumpa!
 

Huh? Is that Eddy from the Munsters after being boiled in oil?