Steve-O?

She looks like she wants it.
 

"I killed Lem."
 

What the fuck am I looking at? Seriously.

This hottie is amazing though.

Anonymous 1:34 PM, great Shield reference. I agree.
 

i think thats the Rock's younger, less successful brother the "Pebble". Do you smelllllll what he's cookin?
 

Johnny Drama-bag.

Food for thought: Is "Entourage" hip, or a collection of douchebags? Even Vince strikes me as the DB type. I liked the first couple seasons, but they're getting a little too gay this year.
 

Thats Steve-O from Jackass
 

Thats Steve-O from Jackass
 

No, if I am not mistaken that is a Douchebag. Shirtless, but otherwise in full regalia: idiotic neckbling, scrotoshades, metal bracelet *plus* pink 'choads for something or other' power-band, douchefully hipthrusted in riDICulous (in the bad way, not the good way) briefs -- epic douchelips, textbook there... truly artful, the whole package. And, by artful I mean douchetastically scroterrific.

ooh, nice hottie. Please, please don't "want it", hottie...

yeh. That's a douchebag alright.

--Vinny Scumbaglia
 

Quick, somebody please get some white pants on that turd asap.

Ronald McDouchenald
 

this is the LAST thing i needed to see on a monday.

seriously. i want to write something, but i am so taken aback by what's on my monitor, all i can do is shake my head in utter amazement.

what's up with that necklace? did he hunt down a technicolor raptor?
 

You know your a douchebag when you have a third lip surgically implanted just so you can make faces like that.
And to all hotties of the world: please wear glasses like that more often, even if you can see fine.
 

definitely Shane.
 

Vinny S. stole my exact though - now that is an F'ing douchebag.
 

Again, all I can say is What the fuck? I've said it before and I'll say it again, Man I love a hottie in glasses. Wait, I guess I could say more than What the fuck.
 

if only he had some tribal tatts goin on he would be complete. He's not maxing his scrotential. He's just really close.
 

What a fuckin douchebag. Please tell me this was some Bachelorette Party. His underwear looks like something I wore when I was 4! But Vinny is right, all the tell-tale signs of a douchebag are present

The Chick is cute, but I need a better view to give her the HC designation.
 

I'll change my vote this week if it's not too late....
 

It's not literally Steve-O, but it most certainly a Grade A Douchebag-O. Not sure what's going on inside his Under-Roo's, but that is a smooth front, as though he has a sock stuffed in front, or he's tucking his twig and berries. Either thought is terrifying.
And I have glasses like that...I'm wearing them now. LOVE ME! ;)---
 

This might be my favorite HC as of yet. Not a single standout quality, but a sweet combination of many. and conan the bagarian there makes tasting my lunch for the second time seem inviting.

Douche of York
 

If I was getting married and the stripper showed up looking like that I'd curse the person who ordered him up for my last "hurrah." This makes me want to NEVER get married if this is the scrotedom that shows up for a bachelorette party. Eeek.

What's with the Flintstones jewelry and the Studio 54 manties?? Really?? Where do people go out in public dressed (or undressed in this instance) like this?

Verdict: Douche.
 

No comment. I'm still chuckling over the Shield reference.

Oh, the tooth necklace has to be at least 5 degrees douchier than the standard douche-issue pucca shells. Kudos to The Bells for bringing something new to the table. Also, I suspect he's taking a page from the Derek Smalls playbook with that bulge in his skivvies.

--23 Skidouche
 

Surely, this violates some criminal code.

And, in response to an earlier inquiry, Entourage is painful. Just my opinion.
 

strange things are done 'neath the midnight sun
by bags who douche for hotties

... what? you think i'm gonna do an HCwD adaptation for all of the lyrics?

i'd rather fuck the hottie instead.
 

oh wait. that's not lyrics. it was just a poem.
 

Blech. This is what hot chicks get for bachelorette parties? They should stick the douchebag in the giftbag there at the bottom left corner of the pic and throw a blanket or some other covering over him. Not to hide his shaved, hairless chest, nor even his stuffed Underoos. But, please, someone cover up that awful Douche Face!

Yer soooooo HOT, buddy! Of course, all the gals at the party - and a sizeable reader base at hotchickswithdouchebags.com - will have a lifetime of laughs over you, you hot thang.

"It puts the douchebag in the giftbag, or else it gets the hose again..."
 

DB1, are you TRYING to make me shit my pants? Holy god...slow yo' roll, kid.
 

Please, please, please put this one in the next HCwDBotW contest. He is so grotesque, and she is such a little vixen.
 

Love the sheild, but I think this is more the Link's douche brother Fang.
 

This is, without question, one of the biggest assclowns I've seen in ages. In fact, I have a friend who looks just like this guy and he's a huge douchebag too.

Oh DB1 ... I nominate him for your next HCwDB of the week contest.

The necklace, the ass grab, the douchey sunglasses, the sneer ... THE FACE SCREAMS BAG!!!!!!
 

Good lord, I think my eyes are bleeding. How did Matt Dillon's douchey clone escape?
 

I have a stomach for bag, don't get me wrong. You develop one reading this site. However, this is the first time I have actually felt physically ill looking at a bag.

I'm not even joking, this pic literally makes me want to vomit. It's a reaction cause by the fact by brain is telling me that I'm seeing something SO FUCKED UP that I must have been poisoned and should evacuate my stomach as soon as possible.

This is what the HoS was made for.

-The Arch Douche