Have we previously questioned his hetero-street credentials?
 

AAAAARRRGGGHHHH, NOOOOOOOO !!!

I hit refresh and suddenly I'm in a World Of Pain.

Why are you beating us down so brutally today DB1?
Let me get this straight; Dharma, Yellowtail, Harry B, Spike and now Fish Slap? All back to back?

Are we being punished for getting all unruly in the weekly threads?
I'm putting on my hair shirt & retreating to my meditation cell in the Cascades as penance.
 

Is that Fish Slaps little brother or boytoy? Run Minnow Slap! It's not too late to turn your back on Scrote stardom. Don't be like the Fish. Rail against your inner bag. Fight the Greico Virus. Turn before it's too late.......
 

Since when do guys pose like that for a pic? Gaybags.
 

Again, I beg of you DB1, just 1 pic of Purg Hottie. Damn it man, have you no soul!?!
 

Fish Slap's reproducing asexually? Surely that's one of the signs of the douchepocalypse.
 

Sweet crack on a sandwich hold the mayo! Fish Slap really is spawning (get it? spawning?) other douches! He's even passing on pieces of himself to his underlings, in this case, the dog tags.
Well that tears it. I know we've joked about killing these douches before they multiply before, but in this case, THEY REALLY ARE MULTIPLYING! Something must be done. We can only HOPE they are reproducing asexually. I just gave myself a case of the Fear.
 

Awww, bless their little hearts, they did their hair together before going out and looking for HC beards.
So Mo. So.
 

I see the gelled-out douchebags but I fail to see the hot chick(s).
 

Dear Christ this guy is revolting. As much as it pains me to look at this pic I do take solace in the fact that the Slap is sans hot chick.
 

i want to go down to the pike place market here in seattle, home of the "flying fish" stand, grab a monkfish (ugly as fuck) and just go rambo on his ass. ba DOW mothafucka!
 

Jesus, man, are they wearing matching earrings? Fishy's suspect gayness was bothering me last week, and now this seals it. And by seals I mean makes me spew out both ends.
 

I think it's safe to say Fish has perfected Blue Steel. Where do you people find these people???
 

if you have a start tattoo anywhere on your body, you are an automatic tool. Nice red star tattoo fish boy...you f*ckin tool!
 

Why does he always wear his woman's v-neck shirts? And why do I see a brother/sister connection between Fish Slap and Purg Hottie? WHY???
 

I want those two to make out.
 

Fish is classically horrific again, but since when is a joker designated with "I", and if the joker is "I", why is there an "I" of clubs?

Screw wondering about who buys this lame crap, we know it is the douche community. What I want to know is who designs these craptastic wardrobe options?
 

WONDER BAG TWINS, UNITE!

Form of a typical, greasy, hoboken, guido douche.

Shape of a ...uh... a typical, greasy, hoboken, guido douche.

Damn. I need better writers.

-X
 

I'm totally gay now too. Thanks alot, DB1. Thanks a fucking lot. And RIP.....Minnow Slap??? CLASSIC! I wanna have your baby now. Except I can't. Because I've been turned into a gay man from looking at this picture.
 

I think David Douchecoveney is right...this is the DB1's sick way of saying "Let's focus on the 'bags, people, not each other. For while we rag on one another, the scrote multiplies."

Always remember Black Tuesday.
 

Ugh. I can't stand the looks of Fish Slap. I can't even put into words what this pic does to me.

This guy repulses me.

I'd written a long rant as part of this post at first but deleted it. It sounded insane. That's how much this guy repulses me. I was reduced to wookie grunts and growls.

In short, Fish Slap is the portrait of what an American man is NOT. Almost a complete photographic negative. I'd show him the soles of my shoes if I were a Muslim...

When did men become the sort of bitchy chicks from highschool who alienated almost everyone by their mere presence?

The thing that gets me the most is that I don't think Fish Slap is gay. He's likely some perfectly straight guy who's cynically tapped into the conflicted feminine desire to have their very own real-life manicured, coiffed, femininely dressed-up Ken dolls. And when this a-hole proceeds to completely screw whatever girl over, THIS is the image of men that they take away.

THIS.

So what will I do in response? I'll laugh. Enjoy your notoriety, Fish Slap! It's well deserved.
 

I'm looking for the hottie, I see cleavage ... wait a minute. It's Fish Slap's!!! Fooled again.
 

Am I the only one who sees Nick Ladouche in this bag?

-Beelzebag
 

He's got an excellent pair of tits.

Ronald McDouchenald
 

What the hell are Ricky Martin and Saul Mineo doing out together?

That guy has more cleavage than some women. WTF?????????
 

I voted for the Raccoon in last weeks Slap vs. Link vs. Racc throwdown. I was mistaken. This is ridiculous.
 

Little Brother/Boy Toy whatever the fuck is going on here its wrong.

I love the fact that Minnow Slap is wearing Fish Slaps "Queer as a $3.00 bill DogTags". The matching Chanel earings has got to be the douchiest thing I've seen on this site to date.


Now what I want to know; did Fish Slap always have the Tatoos on the arms or was this a recent addition as a result of Prize Money for winning HCwDBoW?

I think the Lobster is gonna have some tough competition for HCwDBoM. His place in the Hall of Scrote may not be a shoe-in after all. The Slap is turning out to be a major douchebag.
 

I think the next set of voting around here should be on which one of these two scrotes 'gives' and which one 'receives'.

Based on the facial expressions, and my limited knowledge on the topic, I'm going with Fish Slap as the receiver.
 

this is probably the most devastating DB-without-HC pic i've ever seen on HCwD. this is evil, DB1.
 

The one on the right looks like danielson, except this is the guido version of karate kid
 

Too bad these two are 'together', the boy on the right is very do-able, but if the guy on the left has touched him, no thanks.
 

"Ahh my young apprentice, clip on a pair of my earings and pay attention to how i spike my hair. Good. Be careful not to shave under your lip! Only now are you truly worthy of wearing my lucky dogtags. Come, and we shall practice our douche-baggery in public. Soon you will be worthy of shaving a notch into your eyebrow - the Mark of the Douche."
 

oh they're butt pirates.
earrings in both ears and they look like they are scoping the scene for cock.
 

If these guys are an item, the one on the right is definitely the bitch. I can sense it. *"Twilight Zone" montage*
 

all I see when I look at this picture is zoolander.

can you say BLUE STEEL!!