all hail Cro Bagnon!
the Thing from Fantastic Four,
has nothing on you.
 

yeah, I've now made my decision, last time I was reluctant, but now I'm ready... this is a fucking retard douche
 

Duke Nukem Douchebag
It's time to Bleeth and chew gum
I'm all out of gum
 

Eyebrow skin cancer
Hottie on the right..smoking
Pearl necklace is good

-Beelzebag
 

Hey Cro Bagnon,
Like seeing an old friend.
Don't know what to say!
 

Fire giver too strong
Cro Bagnon Burnt Angry GRRR
women need help bagnon

SkanderDouche
 

'The Rock' eyebow douche
unbuttons his shirt four down.
Need towel for face grease.

~Grigori Rasdouchin
 

must protect woman
from the saber toothed tiger
and wooly mammoth

the alpha douche
 

I, Ron Perlman, the undersigned, and my spouse, Jocelyn Wildenstein, do hereby exucute the disownment of our own son, know here as Cro Bagnon, for the reasons of excessive baggery, choadaciousness & piscean slappery.

- boatbutter
 

He's just a caveman,
Your modern ways frighten and
Confuse him. Scrotebag!
 

no fake 'n bake, that.
mandana usurped by gel.
love your geico ads.
 

Our dear Cro Bagnon,
Slept too long in tanning booth,
Chicks, a soothing balm
 

Cro Bagnon re-douche
This time without mandana
Burned while fake baking
 

How've you been, 'Bagnon?
Like a gorilla in mist,
Reared your ugly head.

Starry-eyed hotties,
So you dig silverbacks, eh?
He's all yours, good luck.


-Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

ARR, I AM ANGRY
I HAVE TWO CHICKS WITH ME NOW
THEY ARE BOTH SKANKY!

from the perspective of cro bagnon
 

Striking resemblence...
Joe Blockhead from the Flintstones.
Yaba daba doo.
 

Beetle brow, cheeks singed
He still attracts these hot chicks:
Cro-Bag-nomaly

--Vinny Scumbaglia
 

My haiku was lame.
But Douche of Earl Geico line...
Now THAT is funny.
 

Why so quizzical?
I know it's feeding time soon.
Do not eat the girls.

His sloping forhead,
is burnt because he forgot,
to wear mandana.


or.....


Like a moth to flames,
these two Bleethettes swarm around
big, red, flamming douche.

The girl on his right,
certainly smiles a lot,
for having flat boobs.
 

Seriously, we're sorry
We didn't know you guys
Were still around
 

didnt mark walhberg
get down with your sister in
planet of the apes?
 

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That face! And that 'do!
Did Bugs Bunny give you a
cigar or something?
 

With apologies to Phil Hartman and SNL's "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" bit:

I'm just a simple
Unfrozen caveman lawyer
From the Land of Douche.

My name is Kee-rock.
I thawed out of an ice block;
Your ways frighten me.

This "camera" you have,
Did it take my soul? Who knows?
Thus, my raised eyebrow.

Are these "boobies" real?
Who knows? But I do know this:
I like how they feel.

Am I a douchebag?
As it was true in my day,
"Yes," in this era.
 

I must tip my cap to the Douche of Earl's Geico reference. Top drawer, sir.
 

the guy that came so close to making it into the WWF and now is stuck advancing his bouncing career hoping to end up one day at a club in Cancun where he will fulfill dreams of power and authority while scaring little college boysinto handing over their drug stashes and innocent women!! Love him/.............
 

would that i could slide
my seething mushroom boner
into chick on right
 

Why, hey there, ladies!
Want to hang out with Dane Cook's
Retarded cousin?

--23 Skidouche
 

Oh my god, you're poetry is awesomeness. You must be getting laid on a weekly basis
 

it's past Friday now.
but i just have to note that
Cro Bagnon looks fucked.
 

oh wow...just WOW, those girls don't actually looked to thrilled to be with this uber douche...wow...there is more grease on his face than a vat of french fries.
 

Biff's Pissed.

What you gonna do McFly?
 

Not a handsome man.