He looks like somebody who would tie you to some railroad tracks, then lick his fingers and curl his mustache while letting out an evil snicker.
 

he is EXACTLY that danny.

he killed my niece.
 

I once had a summer camp counselor who combed his pubes with a big sky-blue plastic Goody handle comb. I think it's this guy.
 

Since when did Dick Dastardly stop hanging around with Muttley?
 

Three things make me seethe here:

1. Even though he's wearing a shirt under his jacket, it's unbuttoned down to his navel. Thus, he just wanted to add the splash of color.

2. Despite her smiling as if she enjoys his scuzzy embrace, he's put her in the old three-fingered grab of steel; look at how high her shoulder is! He's literally crushed it out of line with the other one.

3. This Tory motherfucker is so faux-British that he's got his pinky extended as he smashes HC to him.

I'd dance in his arterial shower after dismembering him.
 

Is that not both Boris and Natasha?

-Beelzebag
 

holy crap, Holmes, what is this?

If I'm not mistaken, Watson, this is none other than the AngloItaloAraboPersioSpanic Disco Version of Snidely Whiplash.

jiminy crispness, what a dooouuuchebag.

--Vinny Scumbaglia
 

Beelzebag

+1

...and, sad to say, she may be Moose and Squirrel.

-- Vinny Scumbaglia
 

So true Vinny, but on the contrary,not "sad to say" lest we see this douchebag with an even hotter HC.

-Beelzebag
 

The Prof. here, Dharma and the Beav should all get together to rub facial-pubes...they'd probably generate enough energy to power all of the Jersey Shore.

Ronald McDouchenald
 

Dear God the scrotes have been extra repulsive lately. I don't know how much more I can take.
 

You know your are pure evil douche when your villainous mustache points in multiple directions. Whoever gets this guy as their arch nemesis has some serious issues himself probably.
 

Mr. Dali, I really appreciate your art and I had a fantastic time at the museum/shrine you built for yourself in Figueres but I don't appreciate your taste in women.

Again, I see the douche but no hot chick. :(
 

Is Daffy Duck painting moustaches on people again? Oh Daffy, you scamp!
 

THANK YOU Mistress J for saying it first. (Actually, you just posted earlier than me.) Definitely see the Douche. No problem there. But I fail to see a hot chick. I see a little pudge with chipmunk cheeks.....and her huge hand. See that? And DB1, I think you'll need a big mouth to suckle her toes.....they're probably the size of Vienna sausages. Then again, she probably already ate them herself.
 

Hmmm... is this a new website?

heavychickswithdouchebags.com?

Zing!

-X
 

I see the Franco-Prussian douchebag and the baby rhinoceros but I fail to see the hot chick.
 

[in a low voice-over] "We've substituted Snidely's hot chick with a heavier, less attractive chick. Let's see if he can tell the difference."
 

Crap. I just read the posts and Vinny beat me to the Snidely Whiplash reference. Curse you!
 

He must've taken the original hot chick in this picture and tied her to a railroad track, 'cuz there ain't no hottie in this pic.
 

hate to split hairs douche vader, but arch nemesis is a somewhat confusing redundancy. As Chuck Klosterman pointed out, you can have arch enemies and you can have a nemesis. They are mutually exclusive. Your nemesis is someone you'd probably have a drink with. An arch enemy is someone upon whose head you wish to see every harm visited a hundred-fold, to use the parlance of our times.
This turd would qualify as an arch enemy.
 

He should have his own category of doucheiness.
 

Au contraire Douchecovney!

nemesis: An opponent that cannot be beaten or overcome.
arch: 1. Chief; principal. 2. Mischievous; roguish

Together, a pre-eminent and skulduggerously unconquerable enemy. Not that I knew any of that before I looked it up.

Of course, "confusing redundancy" pretty much sums up my life. I also drink frequently with my enemies, nemeses, friends, and hallucinations. I rarely can tell which is which.
Also, two things that are redundant, even confusingly so, can't be mutually exclusive. Chuck Klosterman is full of crap.
 

this bag has some real potential. but his hottie just ain't quite there. meh.
 

touche! douche vader!

you and your dang-blasted dictionary.
Yeah, Klosterman is full of crap, but he manages the funny from time to time.
 

Yeah, the dictionary has gotten me out of trouble more times than whiskey has gotten me into it. And who is this Klosterman bloke anyway? He wasn't listed in my dictionary.
 

d. vader - He's a pop culture writer/essayist who had a regular column in SPIN magazine until it changed ownership. He's also written for GQ and Esquire, not that I'm overly familiar with those publications.

He's got I think four books, the last of which (cleverly entitled "IV") is the only one I've read. In it you will find his brief expostion on the differences between an arch anemy and a nemesis. Also, he recounts his efforts to interview a variety of celebrities in his capacity as a journalist, some of which are hysterical.