Monday, May 21, 2007
Syndrome
It's always impressive when the many varieties and permutations of American 'Baguousness produces a cartoon character lookalike.
Yup, muscle choad here is the douche version of Syndrome from The Incredibles. Same whipped up cheesecloth hair, black and white superhero outfit, and assorted 'bag hand gestures. The only thing missing is the red hair. But I can fix that. By setting his hair on fire.
The ladies seem to love the leopard prints these days. Nia Long Hottie is a drink of spied up paprika sexiness that I would give my full attention to for at least a solid 42 seconds. Then I would make excuses about how tired and stressed I was while she gave me vague reassurances that it happens all the time.
Wait, that fantasy wasn't so good.
I blame Syndrome's beady gaze. It's hard to concentrate.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:25 AM 
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I have to know where this club with white padded walls is so I know to stay far far away. Could this possibly be the new Douche Mecca? We have been subject to an onslaught of pics with uber-douches hanging out at this place lately.
I still don't understand man bracelets, or the seemingly new 'bag trend of wearing low cut v-neck shirts.
I still don't understand man bracelets, or the seemingly new 'bag trend of wearing low cut v-neck shirts.
# posted by 
: 9:16 AM
: 9:16 AM
It's the same padded room club...do people do anything but pose for photos in this room?
This Polynesian/Filipina combo of hotness would just have to brush up against before the talk of "it's ok, it happens all the time." Would you look at those teeth?
Scrote is pushing 40 and is in the throws of his last hurrah. I'd wish him luck, but I can't bring myself to do it with the hottie present. I hope the cable breaks while you're doing bicep curls and the newly-freed bar smashes that smirk to the back of your skull.
Now, I feel better.
This Polynesian/Filipina combo of hotness would just have to brush up against before the talk of "it's ok, it happens all the time." Would you look at those teeth?
Scrote is pushing 40 and is in the throws of his last hurrah. I'd wish him luck, but I can't bring myself to do it with the hottie present. I hope the cable breaks while you're doing bicep curls and the newly-freed bar smashes that smirk to the back of your skull.
Now, I feel better.
Like all true 'bags, this guy is basically a charicature of himself. For some reason, I loathe him. Can't quite put my finger on it. Or in it, as the case may be.
Ah, I think I get it now. There's a jacket sleeve above them. This is a booth. This is one of those "buy me a juice, while I squeeze your package bars." Of course. That explains the beauty disparity for this pic at least. Doesn't explain the rest of this goddam site, though.
I'm not entirely sure why, but I hear "Ice, Ice, Baby" when I look at this. Technically, that should be Fish Slap's music, but I hear it here. Hmmmm. Wonder why.....and the dude isn't THAT bad. But his smirky look is irking. Not really digging his woman, but that's just a matter of personal taste. And for her, I have none.
1. Gel
2. Probable hairline trimwork.
3. Possible dye-job.
4. Pucker smirk.
5. Cut V" in tee.
6. Elaborate, but meaningless tat'.
7. Bling.
8. Plucked eyebrows.
9. Bracelet.
10.Asian writing on tee- that translates to DOUCHEBAG.
11.Double bag gesture #109.
12.Gym-Rat, scream "One More Rep, Bro!" body.
13. Smokin' tight delectability.
The perfect Hot Chick with a Douchebg picture.
2. Probable hairline trimwork.
3. Possible dye-job.
4. Pucker smirk.
5. Cut V" in tee.
6. Elaborate, but meaningless tat'.
7. Bling.
8. Plucked eyebrows.
9. Bracelet.
10.Asian writing on tee- that translates to DOUCHEBAG.
11.Double bag gesture #109.
12.Gym-Rat, scream "One More Rep, Bro!" body.
13. Smokin' tight delectability.
The perfect Hot Chick with a Douchebg picture.
# posted by : 1:24 PM
: 1:24 PM
Crap. I dare say that is the best amateur smirk on record. If this guy had a little professional training, he could rival the Grieco or the patron saint of smirk, Mickey Rourke.
And while the Syndrome resemblance is undeniable, I see an homage to the Heat Miser as well.
And while the Syndrome resemblance is undeniable, I see an homage to the Heat Miser as well.
Setting his hair on fire would indeed be a fine addition to the Syndrome look.
Sucking him into a jet turbine would be better.
Sucking him into a jet turbine would be better.
HOLY SHIT. I think that Old No. 7 and Donkey Douche mated and from that came an offspring. The name of the offspring? Syndrome.
Syndrome needs some more seasoning, but has potential to reign as the World's Biggest Douchebag someday. A touch of Old No. 7's attitude might help.
Syndrome needs some more seasoning, but has potential to reign as the World's Biggest Douchebag someday. A touch of Old No. 7's attitude might help.
# posted by : 9:05 PM
: 9:05 PM
i'm having difficulty determining the most hilarious part of this douche's physical manifestation.
after some tough deliberations, i tentatively decided it's the hippo lips.
HAHA HIPPO LIPS!
after some tough deliberations, i tentatively decided it's the hippo lips.
HAHA HIPPO LIPS!
Baron Von Goolo,
I just happen to have several turbines handy. Would you care to join me in prodding him toward one with a belt-fed weapon?
Regards,
Nos.
I just happen to have several turbines handy. Would you care to join me in prodding him toward one with a belt-fed weapon?
Regards,
Nos.
# posted by : 9:40 AM
: 9:40 AM
Lol he has a tat like he's so XTREME. Probably drinks red bulls and ties his hair up. And why does he have his little sister's shirt on? to think he actually spent hours getting that stupid look together. He shouldve been a stain on his moms back seat.
At first I thought there was something self-effacing in this pic, as if he's saying, "Yes, world, I'm a douchebag," and sort of laughing about it. I thought, if one is TRYING to be 'bag, one can't really be 'bag.
Then I took a closer look and saw the headbutt, the Grieco 'do, the eyebrows, the oversize pendant, the leather wristband. This man is a douchebag to core of his being.
And, seriously, he's got to be at least in his late thirties. Who on earth dresses like that?
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Then I took a closer look and saw the headbutt, the Grieco 'do, the eyebrows, the oversize pendant, the leather wristband. This man is a douchebag to core of his being.
And, seriously, he's got to be at least in his late thirties. Who on earth dresses like that?
# posted by : 4:30 PM
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