This guy again? Sheesh.

She needs to work on HER abs.
 

why hasn't this crustacean made the HoS yet, DB1? god knows he deserves it. i think it's secretly you.
 

JAYSUS SHAT ON A SHINGLE IN THE DINGLE... a rosary and a little-boy-must-have-the-label D&G belt!? Christ. And he found Jessica Alba's less successful sister to buy him drinks? You know he isn't buying his own; every picture has him with Second-String Betty. And what a "Punch Me Face".

pfah, if you read this, PLEASE do something despicable to this mug, photoshop-wise.
 

Despicable? Can't we start by aligning his eyes please? Their crookedness has been haunting me for weeks. Although I do visualize AL with big claws (of course one pointing at his stomach) and eyes coming out of his head. Please give him sparkly abs while you are at it.
 

I'm not so sure that's Ab Lobster. Looks more to me like kd lang and her girfriend.
 

She could spare a few pounds and then she'd be fucking primo. As for the lobster, throwing him a boiling pot of water works just as well as a bear trap.
 

I'm very disappointed with you AL. No ab point. You're getting lazy.
 

nostradouchemus...
you're right. he deserves something terrible done to him in Photoshop. and mitch is right too. Ab Lob need to be in the HoS. speaking of mitch, i've read his posts from this weekend and i gotta say, he's been one cranky bastard. all ok there pal?

photoshop work forthcoming. prepare thyselves.
 

Abs is now H.O.S., simply an oversight on my part. Stupid Night Train...
 

DB1 is on point. well played sir, well played. i have downloaded some Ab Lob pictures as well as some actual lobster pictures. we'll see what happens from here.

this could get ugly.
 

I called for the HoS many moons ago, good to see his lifetime of work has earned him the recognition he deserves.

This picture makes him look like the bastard son of KD Lang and Dustin Diamond (Screech). Either that or, like Freddy Krueger, "The Bastard Son of a Thousand Maniacs."

Are those eyebrows real? Looks like he stole Groucho Marx' grease pencil.

Hottest new douche trend: showing us who makes your underwear. Even more in vogue: low-riding pants that hint that you may not even be wearing underwear (as evinced by Steeler Bag, Jeff Reed's cell phone pic, Fountain of Douche)
 

Yeah Mitch, you've been a real bitch this weekend. What's the matter, no tail to be had down there in Florida?
 

i'm housesitting. it's a rough job but some douche has to do it. so, yeah, here trapped in my own mind. not pleasant.

tail is to be had. about 30 miles away.
 

wow, i have been a surly creep. sorry fellas. i'll try and be perfect from now on...looking forward to the monthly.
 

Ab Lobster is a chubby chaser
 

She's about twice the man he is.
 

Yes A.L. is a grade "a" douchebag, but he has a good mug, I can't hate him. And his chicks are quite average compared to the other pricks who scores Pamelas and Anna-Nicoles.

Ooby Douchy
 

Don't you just want to punch him hard in his smug face?...and AT LONG LAST...a REAL girl, no plastic surgery, fake tans, no horrible dye job and a little meat on the bones...

REAL and cute too.
 

What's with the hating on this fantastic woman. I love me some natural bodied women. Did someone say lobster? I would like to smear some butter on her abs, mwaahhahahhahaa.
 

Sure, the girl has a little gut on her, but then so do I. And I still would.
 

Discovered this site 4 days ago courtesy of "Yahoo Picks", or something like that. Havent stopped laughing-- still going through the archives. Hope I can contribute from time to time...
 

yall need to stop having girly social conversations in the comments pages on here fareal. shit's gay.
 

I do not know what is worse, the pussified man or the fat, worthless parasite female. I see no purpose for either of these subhumans- she belongs scrubbing toilets (along with every other woman) and he is just a complete embarassment of what a man should be.


Garbage, through and through.


Penis
 

Definately a bag of douche, frosted tipped cliff of a hair, chin pubbes, tough yet sensitive scrote gaze, rosary bling, greasy chestals, finger pointing at his choadal bump and miss too tight cleavite hottie wanna be at his side. makes me want to bash my scull in with a meat tenderizer. However, I have to thank him for letting me know what kind of underwear not to buy.
 

as long as Ab Lobster isn't bagging any hottie as hot as Mistress Julie i'm happy.

which is why that blond he picked up a while back really, really hurts.

so Mistress Julie, is he still wooing you on MySpace?
 

Adrian Brody and Jessica Alba's no-so-fortunate younger siblings
 

With the exception of the one blond, Ab has always been photographed with Hefers.

Something tells me the Douchebag & Gaymano belt is a new addition to the wardrobe as his hand is positioned to have us see the belt.

-Bhagwan Singh
 

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DBLobster2-736443.jpg

This was always my favorite Ab Lobster Chick.

-X
 

Agree with you there X. Is it the same HC?
 

Don't worry lower case, I wouldn't let this crustacean anywhere within 50 feet of my personal space.

I wonder if he has teeth? I don't believe I've seen the lobster smile.
 

But he is pointing to his abs. Behind his new belt. Which he just borrowed from her.

I am not feeling the HC here.
 

I see Ab Lobster made the Hall of Scrote. DB1, anychance you can link in the other pictures? You can probably fill sperate "party pages" with pictures of this bottom feeder.

-Bagwan Singh
 

Eat a fucking sanwich and drink a beer..no, not a zima douche...a BEER!

Greaseball.
 

if i seen him in a bar i would slap the his stone model pose off his face