Gramps has to wear his hair that high. It's the only way to counterbalance the droopy eyes and droopy pepperoni nipples.
 

I think this might be Joey Porsche's uncle. He's older, has longer douchier multi-colored spiked hair, and has a similar douchebag look on his face. Oh yeah, and the dog tags. A fine model for Joey to look up to and try to emulate. Emulate he did, and also took it to its own plateau of douchebaggery. Great job Uncle Tony, you done good,
 

holy farking shitballs.

you gotta love some DB1. just when you think it's getting quiet, he drops a 5 ton bomb like this one.

manboobs, dogtag bling, a dunlop beerbelly, and a hairsplosion.

and the girl? well, all i am saying is that it looks like she could eat an apple through a chainlink fence.
 

He looks like Douchey Lee Roth.

...And A$hliegh and Rick from the HenryHyundai post are assholes.
 

and to add to his douchebagness, he's an ex pittsburgh steeler. fucking steelers. can't stand that team. they don't deserve the Super Bowl XL ring.

well, at least it better explains why jeff reed is truly a douchebag. nice to see he's taking care of himself.
 

DB1 sent this back in the day bag to avenge Hank Hyundai. He's a Paulie Walnuts bag.

if i got your attention please go back and revisit club wank. the B.A.G found some problems with that pic.
 

pfaf....... i love you as a bag hunter, but never say anything about the STEELERS. I'll go ashleigh all over your ass.
 

Pfaf-

I'm saving all of your comments about the steelers on this disk. you ever come to pittsburgh by yourself i'll be waiting for you there. I'll give you Cowher.


but really.... this hulk hogan bag is really an ex steeler? Kevin Greene?
 

I like the final pic on Dead Spin, where he is being escorted away from horseface and out of the bar by a bouncer...that is classic.
 

pfah... or maybe she could pick cherrys through a tennis racket. Her face definitely has a BEAVER-ESQUE appearance to it.

As far as this NFL 'Bag goes... wow. What a fkn saggy scrote. I want to set his hair on fire and watch him poor 120 proof on it to extinguish his flame. Maybe just a swift kick to his bean'Bag to change that rediculous look on his face... Barry 'Baggilow on the juice.
 

I do believe his heboobies are bigger than hers. If you are out of shape, what would compel you to go shirtless in a bar?? Oh that's right. You are a douche.

No wonder I fucking hate football.
 

"Dude, dude... ya' gotta quit drinkin' like this. No, seriously, man, we care... wait a minute. Are you wearing DOUCHE-TAGS? You ARE, YOU F' nn... hey, man , love ya, bro. Let me buy ya' some shots. Jaeger? You like Jaeger, right?"
 

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I cant believe this dude was a Steeler........ Cowher found out he was a douche and kicked his ass off the team. Now he's been tearing it up on the shirtless at the bar scene. I assume he's residing up in Jersey from the looks of the assplotion on the top of his neck.
 

Douchetorious B.A.G....
you are a steeler fan, i take it. well, we all make bad choices. i have nothing but the utmost respect for your humor and 'baghunting skills.......but this....this steeler fan thing.... yeeecchh. it's no matter really. the steelers peaked out once they "won" S.B. XL. they imploded afterward and we'll not hear from them for quite some time. enjoy your upcoming several seasons of 7 and 9. no playoffs for you, brother.

ah well, at least you're not a fan of the eagles.
 

How can the Steelers not deserve the XL Super Bowl ring? They did something that nobody ever did - winning all 3 playoff games on the road, and then winning it all.

It was the Bettis Destiny, and they were truly a great team that year. Now with the restructuring, new coach, etc., it may take a few years to get back into the playoffs, but never dis the XL run- they were the epitome of teamwork, sacrfice and great football teams.

But this pic? Dammit. WTF Jeff? It's bad enough that he has the fake 'n bake tan, but... he frosted his hair?? The dogtags?? Shirtless??

LOL.. We forgot to mention the backward ballcap choads behind him, classic douche all the way... esp. the one in a trucker hat.

Hottie? Ehh.. really average. However, Reed's NFL status more than makes up for her lack of quality. Looks like Reed hit rock bottom and can only score 5's.

Either way, I bet this chick is hotter than Ashleigh.
 

i'll dis that XL run all day long. 'Bettis Destiny' my ass. the media and refs wanted them to win, and helped them do exactly that.

ok, ok. i'll shut the hell up about football now. that's not what this site is about. it's about ripping on douchebags like ol' scrote jeff reed here. who, by the way, played for the pittsburgh steelers. the team that deservedly won 4 super bowl championships.

oh shit.....there i go again. sorry.
 

Ye gods! Well, now I can finally say that I don't mind not having a football team in my town. No worries about having to walk into my favorite bar and seeing something like THIS in it.
I like to imagine that every time you kick him in the balls, his hair gets a little taller. It makes my rage against the straight white fro' much easier to handle.
 

Pfaf....... do you walk past Cobain's home each morning? Or frequent the oringinal Starbucks? Or did you X off the days on your calendar to when Alexander and that cracked foot were returning? You see where I'm getting at. Truthfully i was born and raised in Chicago. But for some reason i hate Da Bores... i mean Bears.

Maybe to be a true baghunter i have to turn my back on all the douchey things i loved in the past. Jesus bling, Steelers (since they hired this turd ferguson) popped collars and shockers. i always said if i started drinking at clubs it was gonna be the goose. and who doesnt wanna point at a camera and pout the lips and freeze............


But you guys took me in as one of your own. and as an up and coming baghunter i must fall in line. no more Steelers.

I kinda liked the Eagles when T.O was there. Say what you want, but that douche performed when he was out there.
 

yeah, you got me. i am a diehard seahawks fan since waaaaay back in 1979. steve largent is my cousin. and i am shitting you negative. so now perhaps you can better understand my hatred of the steelers.

all's good.

back to bashing 'bags.
 

I guess when all you have to do is come in and kick balls everyday you have a lot of time to walk around the clubs looking like this. they should bolt that helmet on permenantly. He looks rather large to be a ball kicker though. Old No. 7 could kick his ass but it would be a great battle. A ball kicker vs one with no balls.

I actually have a Largent jersey. I grew up in that Bears so i didnt see much of anything else. When i got a job in high school i once bought a Mirer jersey......too funny.
 

That is a superior douchecoif: the quintessential shirtless Choadan the Bar'bagian rightcheer.

Yessiree, the Chelsea Clinton chick has got herself a winner.

--Vinny Scubmaglia
 

You had me at "chain link fence."
 

I see the Heat Misered-out spawn of Pauly Shore with the bitch tits and Super Bowl press pass dogtags, but I fail to see the hot chick.
 

Ok this looks like a quasi-normal bar. The frat kids in the background even have their shirts on. Jefe on the other hand appears to have shown up sans shirt. Forearm sweatband-check, dog tag bling-check, troll hair-check, shirt-not tonite. not tonite.

I have a feeling this douche is responsible for that long line of what looks like vodka redbulls being poured.

PS, those are the biggest man nipples this side of teh french indian war. i have no idea what that means
 

Syndrome... I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Now pass me another Grey Goose and Red Bull so we can rule the world together or something. Laces out...
 

Damn.. bmt ..you read my mind. Heat Miser was the first thing I thought of.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_Miser
 

It's Prompa and Yellowtail's bastard love child.


-D'Ouchetagnan the Doucheketeer
 

here's a picture of jeff reed taken from the back:

http://static.flickr.com/34/72476184_a8f90b7235.jpg
 

Throw away the bags of steel
Unlock the secret Wooooooo
Give in to ancient Tag
Take a chance on some brand new bling
Throw away the bags of steel

A bag is real
Not made of steel
 

Perhaps this douche needs to see his lactitionist. He could def pass for a wet nurse because his nipples look like they could erupt at any moment drenching hotty in his manmilk. Somebody get this 'bag a breast pump.
 

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I never understood the fascination with trying to win a troll doll at the travelling carny, but hey, if she knocked down all the milk bottles in one throw then she deserves to keep her prize.

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

Count Douchula reaches in to his 'bag of tricks and pulls out one hell of a Devo reference!!!

nice work man!
 

at least you're not compelled to be a jaguars fan. not that leftwich isn't teh awesome or anything.

and don't rag on us scrotes with big nips!
 

Devo, is it? Here's one for the lady...

Your lips are straining
Teeth are jumpin from your face
Fence links are pushin, yeh they're pushin you away
You see that apple,
And it's really looking yum
Your teeth protruding now,
but you're reaching with your gums...
Its the Fruit
The Fruit
The fruit you want...

--Vinny "Are we not Douche" Scumbaglia
 

Thanks Pfah
 

I must disagree with all you alls, he looks so sad and by sad I mean seriously depressed. I mean on the Dead Spin site he's got hotties hanging all over him, is drunk to the gills and in every picture he has the same "I lost the bet and now I have this mange ridden rat on my head, gosh I hope it's not infectious" look on his face. I worry that when he sobers up and still has that hair explosion, he'll kill himself.
Don't worry Jeff Reed! It's only hair! Shave it off and start over!
 

All kickers are tools. They are not really football players. They are just kickers. And that goes for pansy-ass punters, too.

As for Byron Leftwich, the Jags no-talent, lead footed QB, he is the nadir of my existence.

Mistress Julie...please don't say you hate football.
 

Is being a Steeler or a former Steeler enough to make you a douchebag?

Is Terry Bradshaw a cajunbag?

Big Ben is 'bag. Goes without saying.

Joey Porter, no longer a Steeler, but, still a total scrote.

Polemalu has that Samoanbag look about him.

Everyone in Ohio knows that Santonio Holmes is a choadboy.

Must be on the draft and free agency checklists.

Or, maybe, these guys just really like their downtime.

And, I'm guessing the rodent-toothed hottie has a wicked vagina dentata, too. Don't know exactly why I suspect that. We'll see if Reed winds up with mysterious condition that puts him on the physically unable to perform list.
 

Why is Ben a bag? other than the fact that his name is Ben and he Drives a motorcycle without a helmet when he's a franchise QB.
Bradshaw's a bag with 4 rings. Marino... zero

Porter is not a bag. He would look down on popped collared, pursed lipped goose sipping jag bags like us.

TroyP is anti JoeyP? Not a bag.

And anybody that knows football knows that ball kickers are not really part of the team. No one hangs out with them. thats why he's at this club with this skank because Hines Ward and all the real players are at a top notch club where people keep their shirts on.

He's a washed up bag.
 

Can we please stop talking about football? Being a year-round NFL junkie is a bit of a douchebag move. For Christ, it's baseball season.
 

If DB1 posts a picture of fucking Yankeedouche then my comments will contain fucking baseball references. We're talking douchebags here. I could give a fuck who is playing what right now.
 

what is this 'baseball' you speak of?
 

I apologoze for getting off the subject on this one. But Pfaf struck a nerve talking about the Steelers. We hugged it out and got back to bag hunting.

Today's bags have been somewhat lame. i know DB1 is gonna put us back on track. Again my apology for throwing off the flow talking about librarian glasses, Steelers, and the like. I wont say that it's not gonna happen again, but not tonight.
 

THIS is the bad guy from The Invincibles.
 

wow... bucky beaver (pronounced "be-vay") snagged herself a zombidouche from where old chippendouche dancers go to die. be careful! he'll suck your brains out!
 

Jeff Reed is the CURRENT Steelers Kicker, not an ex-Kicker.
 

Not really interested in talking baseball as much as I'm interested in getting relief from people debating whether the Steelers suck. I don't give a shit about people's regional, provincial NFL associations. Bottom line is that this guy is a douche and should be ripped.
 

not a fan of football much either. this bag makes me shudder from a purely generic bag-hunter's point of view. nothing to do with football.

so does the HC.
 

glad to see you posted my submission of "troll doll douche," reminds me of andrew dice clay
 

kma