Another one-trick-wonder douche?

Did he pee his pants a little? That could explain what the club bunny smells...
 

If I drank Grey Goose, I would poor out a little on the ground. Joey P. is becoming quite famous though, one of his pouty pics was posted on Collegehumor.com yesterday.
 

Joey and his mom! She would give Stifler's Mom a run for her money.
 

I can't help but think he looks like a damn action figure in this picture. Which gives me a grand idea, there should be HoS action figures- you can finally stage that battle between Donkey and old No.7! Every figure could have its own little maneuver when you press a button on its back. Joey P would lift a bottle of grey goose, pumpy would grab at teat. Collect the whole set!
 

His transfixed gaze and trademark Grey Goose bottle are hypnotizing...... Cant.... look....... away.......

How old is that lady with him anyway? She looks like the MILF from American Pie.... but dirtier.... and older...... and with Joey Porsche of course. You could tell fortunes in that shiny forehead of hers too. Crazy.
 

Ah... you beat me to the punch by seconds on the Stifler reference El Douchablo. Well played my friend.
 

this pictures infuriates me.

but i found, in order to relieve the feelings of hate, if i imagine a really loud, wet fart noise, and then pretend it's coming out of the blond's ass, i giggle out loud and then all is better.
 

We have a CODE ORANGE!!!! I REPEAT A CODE ORANGE!!!! _Bleethed out MILF, quarantine the area now with Axe, and Goose with Red Bull!!! We cannot let them escape!!!

The Bleethinator
 

Okay, folks, looks like we've got a bleethed out Cougar on the prowl, searching out a fresh young 'bag for her evening frolic. Joey Porsche, already tagged (and Tag'd), is about to get bagged. He appears to be distracted by the phallic glow of the Grey Goose... and he's down!! This could be a close one, people... but wait! Looks like Joey P. has a secret weapon up his sleeve-- he's about to drop an inch of cigarette ash all over the Cougar's shiny belt, causing an instantaneous "What-EVA!!" to screech from her pursed lips. Sorry, Cougar; You. Can't. Handle. The Douche.
 

this douche looks like he is getting crushed by those giant mellons on this tramp
 

that "girl" is 10 miles of bad road.

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

Looks like Stiffler's mom got hit with a fugly stick.
 

Nice to see he's still one of the biggest ASSHATS we've seen in awhile..popularity growing proportionally with the size of his uber pout.
As for the used up, dried out, middle-aged 'ho bag, I have the perfect analogy to sum up the greatness that is her:

"She's like the town bicycle....Everyone's had a ride."

*BA-ZING!!!!!!*

PS. Love how her neon pink boob wrangler, ever so hip '80's Madonna pink 'finger/hand thong", and nail polish match. And by love, I mean I'm going to retch up my kidneys and scratch my eyes out with shrimp forks.
 

Joey Posrsche setting his Myspace account to private is not an insurmountable obstacle. All you've got to do is friend him and he will doubtlessly add you as he added me. Hell, I've already friended half of his crew, and let me tell you, each one is more hopelessly douchy than the last. the best part is that I now I get all their bulletin updates, which range from helpful instructions like "MANSION PARTY IN DA HAMPTONS THIS WEKND!!! HOLLA!!!" to such existential queries as "WHERE ALL DA LADEYZ AT?" But even the joy that their bulletin messages afford me is infintesimal compared to the corndouchecopia of unintentionally hilarious pictures at my disposal. If I wasn't so sure DB1 was holding them in his back pocket to inflict upon us when we least expect them, I would have submitted them all by now.

I am proud to call Joey Porsche a myspace friend.
 

It looks as some of joeys tan is smeared on bleethd skanks cheeks. This Joeys gone to heaven this joeys gone to heaven...
 

There should be a battle between Joey Porsche and Peaches. I'd love to see how that one turns out.
 

This looks like a magazine ad.

Grey Goose Vodka. You may wake up in a strange traincar with a 2, but you went to bed with a 10.


-D'Ouchetagnan the Doucheketeer
 

Here find douchebags in action. Mr. Porsche or a close relative demonstrating interpretive dance skills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1sh7KfXw34
 

Oh, and also this. This is important. Or funny.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL-NoQirEb0
 

I recognize that 9:37 AM video, it's from the Discovery Channel's 'Planet Earth' mini-series. This episode was called, "Clubs." I believe this scene was of the rarely taped, but often witnessed Douchebag Mating Ritual.
 

This picture is hysterical. I guess when you spring for a bottle of Goose at a douchebag club you get the benefit of having all the old fat girls stopping by looking to have their drinks freshened.

I'm in my forties and this broad looks old to me!

-Bagwan Singh
 

Oh, she looks drunk

-Bagwan Singh
 

Gah! Lil' Joey's woman frightens me! I think she's hideous. It's probably just a picture of Joey and his dad's new girlfriend.
I'm never drinking Grey Goose again. Thanks Joey P.
 

Nice Pixies reference Douche of Earl. Doolittle rocks.

This wind-worn trick is seriously grizzled. Looks like she's been plowing the fields for many a moon.
 

Thank you for this, DB1.

There's just something endearing about Joey Porsche and his Oompa Prompa-like friends.

Joey!!! Why hast thou forsaken us with privatization of your MySpace?!?!
 

Its not necessarily that Joey's friend is old-- its that I just don't think its a woman. That face is far too wide and manly to be anything else. Also, note the arms.
JP better watch out or he's going to ash on his boyfriend.
 

Methinks the size of the bottle is compensation for JP's wee-wee. As for the "hot chick," if I smashed that one blond Desperate Housewife in the face with a cast iron skillet, she'd look like this leather-faced skeezer.
 

That. Is. A. MAN!

Ew. Ew ew ew ew ew.

Walker, those vids are priceless. I couldn't even make it a third of the way through the first one. "Das UberGeigh." Awesome.
 

Those videos were hilarious. The one with them dancing and that chick was making fun of them was priceless.

As for this picture: That really can't be her face can it? That troll needs to go back under the bridge. She's scary lookin'.
 

Oh, and I'll never forget. Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try, I'll never forget.
 

Bleached acid washed jeans = douche...everytime
 

Does anyone else think that guy looks like he's yet to hit puberty?
 

Ha ha I cannot stop laughing, its hard to stomach that this loser thinks he is hot shit and whatever that thing is, thinks she is sexy, I feel like I am looking at a lame pic from 1987 NOT 2007.
 

Where are they? We have had no smoking in NY Clubs for almost 5 years and Jersey went no smoking last year. So not only are they selling booze to a minor, their allowing the douchebag to smoke.

His mom looks old, he must be the baby of the family. From the look of those tits, she could feed half of Sudan

Also, is he wearing lipstick? Or is that a Pfah photoshop job?
 

you've either done humanity a great favor or a deplorable travesty, 23 Skidouche. well done, sir. well done.
 

Like 23 Skidouche I can now be proud to say that Joey is now a myspace friend.
 

The thing is, a lot of these guys aren't even Italian!
 

"Half of Sudan"... Excellent

But, seriously: this isn't HCwDB. This is just DB with, well, I'm not exactly sure. Granted, we can still pick on Joey, but this pic just doesn't meet the minimum standards. Whatever.

Joey, if youse wanna be a Guido, youse gotta have some muscle, ya know. Not those pipecleaners. Your mom, I mean your woman, has bigger arms than you. At least you done good by hiding them in a shirt. And dat cig, you want to put da red glowing end away from your face, Ok? Udderwise, you burn dos pretty painted lips. Don't let me catch you wid out the hand signs again, 'k?
 

Nice to see dano around again. He's funny.
 

i meannn should i be his myspace friend orrr, actually i duno if i could stand the douchosity..
 

he accepted my friend request without a second thought. totally worth it to keep tabs on him. btw his birthday is tomorrow, i'm sure the pics of him and grey goose will abound. 23 skidouche is totally right.
 

Him and all his creepy friends will add basically anybody. Here's joey's photobucket account in the mean time...moron left it public.

http://s108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/?start=all
 

he fucked stifflers mom!
 

Oh my god I just looked at his photobucket account and I almost died laughing. These people can't be real, right?
 

There's a streetcorner in Vegas waitin' for ya, Bagette.
 

Grey Goose isn't even that good dick head....
 

is that stifflers mom??
 

now that we've all vented some hate, i would like to say that i would definately give ol' no oil painting blonde a drunken plough in her sloppy box, and maybe even switch it up 'back door style' at her insistance.

puff-douchey
 

Yes... what he's holding in his right hand explains how he had got what he's holding in the left. Although he must also had taken some sips to much, appearently.
 

hahaha i actually saw that kid in acapulco what a fuckin herb
 

Damn, I want joey in My Space, and I'm not talking about a web page. Like it or not guys, this boy is seriously hot, but then I've always had a thing for the guidos.
 

haha I'm friends with him on Myspace...so even though his profile is set to private I could still submit pictures of him lol