I think his "douche point" may be even worse than the Ab lobster's.
 

With his furrowed brow steely gaze, I can't tell if he's trying to look menacing or if he's ordering someone to get him some Ex Lax. Either way, major choad.
 

So the intense glare with the horizontal thumb camera point is his thing?

I think I just peed a little.
 

Either she has incredibly skinny legs, or hottie just sat in a puddle. A puddle of what, I refuse to speculate.
 

The girl lack a booty, thus ruining this pose. Doesn't she know that front-facing lean down shots were made for girls like her?

The real question is whether this is the same girl as Peaches I
 

The Douchepoint. Strange this breed of douche performs the same hand/face act with different HC's.

This guy is too much. I still feel compelled to push his eyebrows up a bit.
 

How does he get his eye brows so flat?
 

move your gaze to the guy on the right of this photograph.

he's either got a UFO hovering above his head, or he came directly to the club from working the rice fields.
 

"I want you"








To think I'm a douchbag
 

Could you guys cut the shit with busting Danny's balls?
So he exposed you conspiring bag hunters.
WE'RE ALL CONSPIRING BAG HUNTERS, and proud of it.
Let's all toss back 12 to 14 PBR's and call a truce.
 

Different HC. Her hair part is on the other side....
 

What say you? Joey Porsche in 9.7 years.
 

Different Blonde same Bleeth virus.

I wonder how many pics exist of this guy where he does the point. I would love to know when the first moment he did it was. Was it an epiphany for him? Did he say wow I finally have a move?

SkanderDouche
 

I think this douche is Ab Lobster's nemesis. He also has the one patented move.

Ab Lobster: Douche smirk and ab point.

Peaches: Blue Steel and regular point.

This could be a battle of epic proportions. I may just have to start work on another poem, but don't hold me to it.
 

Seeing as my original and dare I say funny post from earlier in the Epic Poem section was deleted by the cruel and overbearing douchetator we call DB1, I will simply state this guy is a douche and this chick is hot.
Is this acceptable or am I too far out of line with my wacky post DB1?

I am but your humble servant O Great 1.
 

For some reason, all I can think of when I see this guy is Gremlins 2.

Can we please get soem bright light?
 

Ummmm...i see the flame war continues unabated. You guys have fun, I'm out.
 

hey DB1?
is there anything that can be done to not even allow commenting by anyone with an 'anonymous' tag? make them sign up or something? this is just getting rediculous and irritating to all of us.
 

Ehhh this guy doesnt really do anything for me....another weak entry....

And I have nothing to do with the Danny bashing....you made some enemies....deal with it
 

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Geez what is going on? I leave for 2 weeks and you're back bitching at each other?

Focus this hate on the DBs....

and just so you know Danny....Doc, Freak, Nitro, Johnny Utah all work together....in fact I'm meeting them for happy hour high lifes....
 

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The Pointer, often called the Scrotish Pointer, is a breed of douche developed as a club dog. It is one of several pointing breeds.

The Pointer should be greasy and sickening. The immediate impression should be of a spew-inducing kind, hard-browed dancing douche, alert and "ready to go." The primary distinguishing features of this breed are the spikey hair, large thumbs, and a bleethed-blonde in tow. Non-greased or normal human characteristics are undesirable for show purposes.*

*Source: Choadipedia.org
 

YOu know, I almost guarantee that he told his girl there: "Get over there, this is my best side!"

Hmfff... One trick wonder. That's all he's got.
 

Dude, this guy would kick lobster's ASS in a point/glare off. Are you kidding me? Look at that intensity! You know how Choad Warrior from the last thread REALLY lost his finger? That's right. He got into a point-off with Peaches. Do NOT fuck with this guy. Dude points at you like that in a club, you best run away crying like a bitch.
 

Oh don't delete the anonymous tags. For some reason my system at work won't let me get a Google/Blogger account working. Either that or I'm just to retarded to get it working correctly.

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

pfah~1:02pm~
HAHA*fucking*aahhahaaaaha

I had to really look at pic to see what you meant!!!

Pissing myself...
 

I just read Douche Vader 3:05pm.
Wow! You guys made my day! You are all SO funny!LOL
 

We live to entertain Anon 3:59. Pick a name and join the fun!
 

Bobble head day at hcwdb,this f,er is 4 real. I need one of these to place next to my Pedro Guerrero. This scrode is a douchi master nothing else matters its just him and the camera making sweet love.ugh their goes my lunch. abracadabra pooof.
 

They say that after many years, dogs and their masters start to look alarmingly similiar...apparently that goes double for the Douche/Bleeth relationship. Not only does he pass the virus in general, but the retarded, douchey facial expressions (ie. smug looks and kissy lips) as well. Granted we've seen douchier, but the Smug Quotient is off the Richter Scale with this duo!!
And yes, in the upper right hand corner, hovering menacingly is the Mother Douche Ship looking to bring its' Podpeople home. ;)
 

Am I the only one that noticed the douchebag's idea of bling seems to be a wedding ring?????
 

Dano.....in the first pic, Peaches had the ring on his middle finger: not reminiscent of wedding ring placement. In THIS photo, Mr. Peaches II does have it on the correct finger, but the incorrect hand. Unless he's gay. Because I think they wear them on their right hands....not sure on that though. Regardless, he's a racing stripe. :)
 

Peaches once attempted to cure his herpes by pointing at it like this. His herpes didn't go away. But he did make it his bitch.
 

Hot blondes seem to piss this guy off. Also he has Geico commercial forehead, which has to be irritating.
 

This picture reminds me of Star Wars. It looks like this guy is trying to summon the power of the metachlorians (sp?), or is this case the metascrodians, and lift the camera man up and over his head. To your point Mass 2:58, there was no way a pic was getting taken on his bad side..... he just repositioned everyone using the power of the 'Bag Force.

Strong is the douche in this one..... He will make a powerful choder.
 

If I ever needed to hang shelves on my wall, I'd use this guy's brow to make sure they're level. I haven't seen anything that flat since my 8th grade girlfriend. Be careful not to stare into his hypnotic glare for too long, else you'll explode like Belloq from Indiana Jones.
 

sooner or later i'm gonna develop an allergy (or some other kind of physiological aversion) to peaches.
 

I'm sorry, but I have to disagree: the HC is the same in both pics. There aren't many details to compare, such as the mole on the shoulder, or the finger nail color, which is an iffy detail, anyway. But the nose gives it away. Look at the pics side by side - that nose is clearly the same. The forehead is also very similar. Oh, and Peaches, too, could've had his head 'shopped from one pic to the other and you couldn't tell. Methinks he practices "the Look and point" in front of a mirror for just such occasions.
 

two-timing douchebag. he obvs. has a thing for the assless blonde babes.

I think Peaches is trying too hard to look like Christian Bale.
 

I dunno ... I'm comparing the two, and the one from earlier this week has her hair parted on the other side, and the eyebrows look more arched this time around. This one also appears taller coming much further up this douche's height, and her hair seems a different shade of blonde as well, but that could be Ms Clairol's doing.

I don't know where we're getting assless ... she looks like she has a healthy enough dumper for me. Toight. Toight like a toiger.

Oh yeah - Peaches? Utter and complete douchebag. Back in the water tank with you, Douchevid Blaine.
 

It's the monthly meeting of Denim Choads and Hotties Club. Unlike their choice in pantwear, I'm not riveted. But I will say that Hottie's little douchey pout is very disappointing.
 

Batou 6:09 - Dude..... "healthy dumper"? That made me choke on my coffee. Hysterical.
 

This douche filled suck-pump managed to give me the dry heaves. Looking into his crossed eyes gave me the spins worse then a night of hard drinking.
 

HAHAAHA! I am Peaches, and I was just directed to this site by a friend! LOL. Love it! You guys gotta come up with some better stuff though........I honestly expected more.

Hope you are all doing great, and sorry your lives are all so uneventful and boring that you have resorted to this! :P

Keep up the great work though, you guys are my free entertainment!
 

I know this guy hahahaha you should see the rest of the crew he rolls with
 

just stumbled upon this site yesterday hahaha.. am i the only person to realize that bert dumped ernie for HCs here?
 

The douche department store shirt confirms he is indeed a bag.

But he still needs some frost tips and maybe a big belt buckle or striped button down shirt over that to complete his douche look.