Ted Danson called. he wants his hair from 25 years ago back.

Frodo Douchebaggins

PS. this chick is a dog licking barf compared to Kelly
 

Nice Vegas Magician stare, douchebag. It might have worked on blondie, but the rest of us know better. You are schlorthead, personified.
 

Paging David Copperdouche...paging David Copperdouche..please pick up the white courtesy ice-pick and shove it into your right eye socket..

Somebody married that gaybag? Oy....
 

Voila! I pulled a blond hottie out of my hair. And now, I will pose with her for a pic with a "Lord of the Deuche Dance" expression on my face. Ha ha! (snap)
God she's hot!

Deuche Baggilo, Male Faggilo
 

Walker beat me to the magician reference...it wasn't going to be Copperfield specifically, but the general idea was: "Ladies and gentlemen! For my first illusion, I shall place my lovely assistant in a trance, induced by the shiny, greasy scrote patch on my forehead....Observe how by the end of the night, I will have hyponotized her into believing that shagging me rotten is a GREAT idea...and I shall take pictures to prove to my friends that I was able to make my "magic wand" disappear!!!"
 

this picture fully represents why DB1 created this site. she's hot Hot HOT, and he is a miserable douchebag. nice stare, ass. i thought the 'point-at-the-camera' hand gesture went out with parachute pants. guess i was wrong.

oh, and just a tip there mr. furrowed-brow asshammer? try switching to a non-powder-based antiperspirant. we can see you sweat.

geeeeez, this picture makes me angry. thanks DB1. i guess this is my punishment for earlier today.

and thanks mitch! glad you like the new avatar. i feel like i am taking crazy pills.
 

frodo, "dog licking barf?"

let's not go overboard here. don't let the glasses cloud your judgement...

to me, women are kinda like neopolitan iced cream...i may prefer one flavor o'er another, but damned if i wouldn't finish the whole gallon.
 

I bet you ccould photochop Tom Cruise and the Geico caveman and you would wind up with Peaches.....Barbie needs to guzzle my DNA
 

i can make the tom cruise/geico caveman thing happen in photoshop.
 

"Dog licking barf," did you come up with that one by staring at Mitch's avatar for too long?
(Zing!)

Oh, and I would break this douche's huge thumb off while licking her barf.
 

Pfah says- "Peaches Douchebag, BAD!!! Hot Chick, GOOD!!! Relax, Relax..."
 

nice ronald. hey, the photoshop mash-up is on my blog. enjoy!! woo!
 

Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
 

Why is he so serious? Douche needs a brow lift in the worst way.
 

Hasseldouche needs a curbing.
 

i think i speak for most of us guys here when i say i'd get lost in those long blond locks of hers.

and by "lost", i mean i'd recreate that famous scene from There's Something About Mary.
 

This pic so perfectly encompasses the theme of the site you could use it to calibrate all future pix. This grundle has just about every base covered--add visible jesubling and the world would implode. And HC could be the mother of my next abortion.
 

Epilogue: I could ask why he has a wedding band on his funky finger, but I may as well ask why the wind is windy or why I have ether in my trunk. Some things just are.
 

You know the hairdo is horrific when it draws attention away from his deep orange hue. Have these people never met people with actual tans? It's like they have some nebulous awareness about the concept "tan", but no earthly idea how to begin executing it. Like Rick and witty repartee.

And Pfah -- excellent avatar. I have wanted to break out the "crazy pills" comment more than once, but was uncertain anyone would appreciate it.
 

Has someone already photoshopped this guy? Seriously, look at the size of his head! He looks like he's ready to pilot Thuderbird II.
 

Choadweasel is clenching his jaws. Yes. This and a subtle kissy face. Will it never stop?
 

This guys neanderthal brow line makes that 'abracadabra' stare that much more menacing, or is that sickening?
 

That's not a wedding ring, it's on the wrong finger. Must be his cock ring. He wears it on his finger when he's flaccid because otherwise he loses it down his trouser leg.


You know this guy's wearing trousers.
 

I've noticed something intriguing about the schlorthead - not only does it evoke "cock-n-balls", but it looks like a tatooed "db". A tatoo that becomes more visible in direct proportion to douchiness.
More importantly, is this insidious, subliminal display the trigger of the Greico-Effect? Like images of naked women in ice cubes, this makes me want to drink.
 

Baron von goolo i 2 believe this b a fake douche well a photochopped one. That head doesnt fit.......or it may be the angle. If its real he is a living bobblehead douche.
 

wow, i can't decide if he looks more like a Matador of Choad hailing from Scrotegovia, or A 3rd rate douche magician from Las Vegas.
 

Is he breaking out Blue Steel?
 

That is no way to hug your hottie, 'Bagician Man. Look at how his hand is positioned on her back! That's not a hug, it's a swish of his magician's magic hand flair!

She's beautiful...love her hair.

Pfah? I, too, love your new avatar!
 

millions of douches, douches for me.
millions of douches, douches for me.
millions of douches, douches for me.
millions of douches, douches for me... look out!
millions of douches, douches for me.
millions of douches, douches for me.
millions of douches, douches for me.
millions of douches, douches for... WHAT THE FUCK WAS I SINGING?! NO DOUCHES FOR ME!

oh yeah and... LOOK OUT! that is, look out, hottie!
 

Excellent bagcessorization, textbook form. I recognize this: He dances the Choadalian Tango, wherein the love of a man for himself is re-enacted, symbolized in the pursing of douchelips.

BEAutiful woman. gracious me oh my. She holds him tightly, and so I am saddened.

--Vinny Scumbaglia
 

She holds him near for one reason and one reason only. This scrote simply matches her shoes.
 

HAHAAHA! I am Peaches, and I was just directed to this site by a friend! LOL. Love it! You guys gotta come up with some better stuff though........I honestly expected more.

Hope you are all doing great, and sorry your lives are all so uneventful and boring that you have resorted to this! :P

Keep up the great work though, you guys are my free entertainment!
 

Peaches, keep sendin' in the pics. We'll keep mocking you as long as you do.
 

welcome douche
 

Christian Bale's doppelganger!
 

The fact that Peaches saw this site and pretends it doesn't bother him...makes it that much sweeter...my job here is done.
 

omg...sorry, just stumbled across your page - i know this guy! he lives in san diego, is 34 and hangs with low-to-mid-20-somethings, fashions himself after zoolander, and is usually biting a girl's boob in pics if he's not giving this crazy face.

so glad to see his made your wall of...errr, fame?
 

Yeah, this queefs name is Jay. Hes a fucking piece of shit. He dresses up like maverick for halloween. I wish i could find this guy and beat him with a brick.

Or offer Cro Bagnon a thick steak to break his fucking neck.
 

I met this guy in San Diego as well, and can I just say wow...what a gigantic fucking twat waffle this guy is. I'd like to tie him up to a furnace and throw oranges at his fucking face.
 

around san diego he goes by the name MAVERICK...i'm being totally serious
 

I feel like his douchebaggery can only be explained in Haiku:

Every so often,
Hot girls have sex with Peaches,
I have to vomit.
 

Peaches...

All of San Diego thinks your a tool....even your own friends who wrote in...douche on, douche on...it's all you got left bro, except for that outstanding career at Enterprise..congrats on the manager position, no more weekends!

USS DOUCHENBAG
 

This guy's hair makes my face hurt and makes little kids cry...
 

The instant I saw this turd's pic I thought "OMG, that's Magnum!" Then I read someone's comment that the douche is actually TRYING to look like Zoolander. Well, he succeeded! Give him a pat on the back for attempting to style himself after a parody of ultimate, air-headed douche-baggery.

g.
 

I've seen this turd tapper out at the bars...He's the biggest douchbag in San Diego!!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=3780234
Leave him some love on his myspace page...
 

ahhahaaha its DEREK ZOOLANDER!
 

This is what Mike Crandall thinks he look like when he wear his hot sweater and spend all money he got on ho's....hahahahaha
If I get pics of Crandall I will post 'em here, he is a major douche. I took him for a few thousand, didn't even have to f-ck him.
 

I'd sign in but I forgot my username. Call me Finn. Phinneus T. Douchemacup.

Dear Jay.

Let's talk about nicknames. You're like that d-bag with his own show, the Pick Up Artist? By which I mean you look ridiculous and have a stupid, stupid, stupidly pretentious nickname. No one, nay, not the Lord Jesus himself, could entice me to refer to them as "Maverick." Or "Mav." Or anything so douche-ish. Except Prince. Because he's Prince. Which you're not.

So if we ever did meet, I imagine it would go like this:

Guy: "Finn, this is Jay."
You: "Call me Maverick."
Me: "No. Hi Jay."

And then I would walk away quickly before your strange orange skin disease could infect me. Tell your mom not to bang carrots while she's pregnant.

Sincerely,
Finn
 

Incredibly, Evil Barbie freezes the unsuspecting Peaches into a douchebag pillar of salt.
 

He's got a chimp-face, especially around the jaw. I bet he has really big oversize-teeth and reaching out for a banana...
 

Patrick Bateman.....is that you!!!!!!!!???
 

Peaches: "...face stuck...no pictures! give me that camera! NO PICTURES!"
 

This guy is an asshole.

He must have big wang to get a chick like that to hug him with such affection.

What an asshole.
 

I'm Batman!

.... after vacationing in st. douchery
 

This bronzed prick deserves to have a whole cell blocks' nuts resting, gingerly, on his manly chin...followed by "loads of choad".
 

My extensive study of adult film provides me special insight. HE JUST CAME IN HIS PANTS! This was the moment just before he sighed "oh boy". He's no man, he's no man at all.
 

OMG!!! I had to tell ya, you guys are too funny LOL... I don't know what's funnier these douchbag(tools) or all the comments you guys make about them :) Thanx for the laughs guys!!!
 

it's magnum!!! it's so beautiful..
 

Douchlander.
 

I think he's pointing at the guy that got in his line of site. I think Peaches and HCwDB are fucking done professionally.