that's cruel, DB1.
 

exactly mitch. i'm going home sick now.
 

This reminds me of a nature show. Socrates is leaning in to trap the stripper with a viscous oil spill from his forehead. All while keeping his fruity drink in firm grasp.
 

Oh man... The things that I would do to her. OMFG... the toturous things I would do to this choad. Look, he is inching his left hand torwards her numnums.

THOUGHTS... of
BLUDGEONING

'BAG MUST SUFFER

'Choadasaurous Rex
 

god DB1... I can't even leave this one alone. This is cruel and unusual punishment. DAMN YOU HCwDB overlord.

'Choadasaurous Rex
 

Hottie Ho needs a new stripper satchel to store her twenties. That thing is busted.
 

that is brad from the real worlds girl friend. her name is bree
 

I agree with my fellow 'bag hunters. There is no humor here...this pic just flat out makes me want to lunge off a building. Congrats, you greasey, giant-headed freak.
 

I actually tried to punch this douchebag in the face once. But my fist just ended up sliding right off his greasy face. I don't think he even noticed me and the force of the spin caused me to slip a disk. True story.
 

Another classic example of a spiky-haired, oily-headed douchebag ruining a perfectly good shot of a jaw-dropping HC. On the bright side, I guess if he hadn't inserted his giant moon-face into the shot, her sexy visage would have never appeared here at all. Photoshop, do your thing...
 

I think I should start racing my bike in some sort of get up like this. At least if it's hot, I'll be comfortable. I've always said less is more.

Socrates should start applying powder so he's not so shiny.
 

Mistress Julie

You got pegs on that bike?
 

God Damn!

And because she is a stripper, she is probably bi.

God Damn x2!
 

STRIPPER & DOUCHEBAG = SOULMATES

Y'all act as if she would end up with anyone other than him.What a doucheriffic baby that will be.


DOUCHE HAMMER
 

I had a dream once. I had just become the first UFC champion to win the Pulitzer Prize. I had also beaten Kelly Slater for a world title and was good looking.

HC was there. We were on hilltop overlooking the ocean at sunset. She was feeding me grapes and whispering all sorts of improper innuendo.

Then I awoke to the nightmare that is the reality of this picture.

And the strain is more than I can bear.

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
 

yay Soc. Douche as he scrote, not as he Douche. No, really dude: no hard feelings, have a Hemlock Colada on us.

--Vinny Scumbaglia
 

His shininess is radiating and hovering like a proper reading lamb. Now if only she could read.
 

All we are is dust in the wind, dude. Dust...in the wind.
 

Fucking. Fuckstick.
 

Man, if this is what strippers look like, then I've been missing out! I need to go to a strip club....now.
 

Kelly,
Generally strippers do NOT look like this girl. HOLY SHIT! I've seen some stank ass strippers with appendix scars, and i've seen some hotass but this chick is perfect. Jesus, did she win the genetic lottery.

-Lord of the Douche
 

Remember, you can't spell SOCRATES without SCROTE...

We can only hope that SOCRATES is not in fact nailing said STUNNINGLY PERFECT BEAUTY, but only wedged his deformed, mis-shapen head into the photo to merely imply that this was the case. There, I can sleep tonight...
 

i just blew off my roof upon hearing a sexy lady utter the word "fuckstick". this pic is now completely innocuous.
 

NORAD went to DEFCON 5 when they mistook Socrates glowing head-dome for a launch ploom.

Stripper is just..just..ahhh man. The juxtaposition of her unbearable hotness of being...is just..just..