Bagscum floats from a scrotey
fragrance ad
Hotness wades into trouble
 

Its the double mint douches!!
marsha marsha marsha step away from right said fredos. Is that lightning bolt bling on right douche??? nice pucker and seizure hand signage combo pulled off by left douche,I give him an 8.25.
 

It is an ongoing epidemic amost DB's the scorn of the purple lips and huge, dark eyewear......

America, we must take action now before it overwhelms us!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Hmmmm....My guess is that the ad read as follows;

"Attractive 20-something female, San Francisco area, will be your fag hag for photo-ops, and social functions. Rate discount: 2-for-1 special."
 

(BAG + TAG)/TAN*BLING*SHADES-HC= WWWRRRREEEEETTTCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!
 

Mooooooom!
Hurry up mik mien sandwitches! We are hongry before we go to ze club wit oour shirts off, ya?
Uk, fiiiien. We take pictures loking fabulouus in mien time.
 

Sweet Bleeth, mother of choad - identical bags! This is like schlorthead bukkake. Poor, naive spring break hottie is going to lose her innocence in a grotesque manner.
 

Douche squared. FOR GOD'S SAKE!! PUT YOUR SHIRTS BACK ON!!! Poor girl actually looks excited to be in the middle of that scrotewich. Blech.

Note the person in the background on the left. Flip flops and two layered shirt action. I'm dumbfounded as to what is going on in this photo... Bachelorette party?
 

Two gay guys and that chick from "Melrose Place." Horrific, but at least Ab Lobster could learn from this that it is possible to have freakishly well-defined abs and not point at them.
 

She is an angel. On wings of choad.
 

Great another dose of Stupidity in Stereo. These two fagbags, ugh I gotta go this is fuckin gross.
 

OMG!! wut r u talkkin about *ha*ha*ha*ha* loosarz!!!! this guys r super hott!!!

- aymee
 

Mmmmmm Mmmmmm two scoops of golden goodness. I just wanna....Oh Jesus, I can't do that with a straight (and I'm not referencing sexuality here) face anymore. These guys are gross. She however is mighty tasty.
 

I have to agree with Mistress Julie. This looks like a bachelorette party, that's the only thing that explains why some girl in flip-flops would be grabbing a snack from the kitchen while two greasebags leave orange stains on the living room carpet. And, I'm guessing, all over hottie's white shirt.

My, my. She DOES look perky, don't she? Or else she's painfully positioning her body to prevent said orange stains from ruining a favorite blouse.
 

what i dont understand is why is that freakin' hot babe so happy ?
 

I shall pretend she is a 'bag huntress, and that she is just thrilled to have landed such a pair of fucking scrote-lickers.
 

I'm building an ark and these two poopheads will be the first ones on. I was down at the 7/11 picking up my daily supply of beef jerky and a 12-pack of extra large condoms when God grabbed me by my popped collar and said "Listen you greasy choad, I love you because I'm God, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it. I'd love you alot more if you built an ark and on that ark you filled it with the slimiest douchebags and their bleethy hangers-on-- emo bags and Euro bags, old farty bags and bags with orange tans. And when you've filled the ark with this menagerie of human swill I want you to take them out to the middle of the Black Sea, douse the ship with Tag Body Spray and set that mofo on fire." These two deserve to be the first pair on the good ship Douchey Slop.

Evan All Douchey
 

I usually am pretty happy.

Then I come to this website and I see the debauchery that is this picture.

Then I am sad.


JG: Genius. That needs to posted on craigslist and see if you get real responses.
 

holy christ!

curse you DB1! you did this to get us back for the flame war, didn't you? well, your battle is won sir. this image is beyond horrid. it almost feels photoshopped......but maybe that's my own wishful thinking.

the post eye exam glasses, the hair, the poutiness, the abs, and the duality. wait...no. there's more....like...

...where in the fuck are they?!?!? on a musty futon? is that a kitchen in the background? is that woman preparing guacamole? this is, by far, the worst picture i have seen in quite some time.

this HAS to be a cheerleading squad.

egad. enough. must go get several beers.
 

OMG! The guy on the left looks like he just got out of a dust tornado. He's got the windswept faux hawk and the "dirty look" going on from his fake tan. This pic is one of the gnarliest examples of pure douch to the second power I've ever seen. I think hottie in the middle is a manequein though. There's no way she would look that happy if she were real. She would have fainted from the T.O. (tag odor) and the 'bagitational pull of these two long before the camera shudder could close, let alone for left bag to throw up the 1/2 shocker.

Oh, and by the way. Eric Estrada called from the set of Chips2 because he saw those glasses.... all he said was "damn......"
 

Ugh, I was EATING.
 

Hmmm... Bachelorette party is very plausible.
I was thinking maybe 5 sorority sisters from St. Olaf rented a condo for spring break week.
 

Every guy's dream is to have partouze with two sweedish twins, so I guess it's fair that a blondie has the same phantasm to make it with douche twins..
 

I just pissed my pants, and the guy on the right has a spike through his 48 pack, looks like DB1 is going to dissect this douchebag to see what makes him tick. Oversized sunglasses are fucking hilareous.

The Baginator
 

Are We Not Cunts ?

We Are Douche-O !
 

Rammstein?
 

when i first came across this website, my mind immediately thought of this guy's myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/__frenchy
 

i'm guessing the hottie is either a bimbo, skank, or bimbo-skank. i don't even know what "bimbo-skank" means. probably something like A$$LEIGH or KAYLEE.

so while she has the looks (that she does, let's not let a grudge impair our judgment - that would be like drunk driving y'know) i shall reserve lavishing ogling compliments on her.

instead, i will focus on spraying chemical weapons at my monitor. which may or may not cause it to break down.
 

It would be much better to see this beautiful bunny's tan stomach and rack than these two scrotum bags with their gay pouty lips and the painful look on their homo faces from doing every imaginable flex of their muscles (especially abs) until they see the flash of the camera. I haven't seen a pair of strokes this bad in the endless hours I have been bag/hottie hunting on the net. Hilarious. Good find DB1.
 

Extra points for the "Back to the Future II" eyewear. As for hottie, I would eat her used Crest White Strips and ask for seconds.
 

You've heard of bellybutton lint? These bookend 'bags have ab lint.

Dis-gusting.

Why is Marcia Brady-esque HC *smiling*? Was this a dare?
 

I can't take anymore, I just want to gun down everyone of these fucking wank stains for being such dumb idiots, I am starting with Parasite first.
 

This is truely a sign that mankind is doomed. The end is near, except the lord Jesus Christ as your savior and repent, you sinning douchebags.
 

Amen brother Choada. For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of these two scroat crabs. The angel in the center shows us that God is mercyful and sends his angels to bless even the lowest form of humanity that is this pair of skid marks.
 

This has to be a bachelorette party ... she doesn't reek of bleethdom so I'm going to tell myself this before all hope is lost and I jump off the roof here at work.

I mean seriously: This is what women want? This is somehow attractive? These two look fresh off the stage from their tiger act. How thoughtful of them to stop by the party before going home to grease each other up with baby oil and stuff gerbils up their tailpipes.

I think I'm going to be sick.
 

Hoooly shit, I think that I just ate my own throw up. How can one picture cause me to want to barf and give me a migraine all within a three second time gap?
 

Ugh! The combination of huge sunglasses, dirty orange skin, purple lips, and greased up hair just makes me want to loose my breakfast. She needs to find a new job other than "fag hag." (Thanks JG)
 

The girl in the back is voiding the contents of her stomach over the balcony at the olfactory malfeasant turpitude.
 

lol @ that Rich... well said.
 

Hottie is sporting a "rachel" so that's fantastic.

I've gotta say this whole thing brings a night at the roxbury vibe.

This is one of the worst we've seen.

-Lord of the Douche
 

I say gay. Uber gay in fact.
 

You guys are friggin hysterical...
 

If I wasn't a total pussy I would save fair maiden...
 

What the eff is up with giant sungoggles? I've said it before, and I'll say it again: they look like the dark glasses that my grandmother wears home from the eye doctor after having her pupils dilated the size of Kennedy half dollars. And these navel ponderering scroads would truly be more comfortable in a tight 69 with each other, while hottie in flowing white-whatever-the-hell-it-is poises large organic vegetables onto the on-ramps of their incredibly well traveled Hershey Highways.
 

This pic is a joke, right????
 

I think they'll all be shopping at Ambercrombe and Douche to celebrate the successful ab and lip implants. I give them a 7 for matching their lipstick.
 

These two gheys could challenge Joey Porche for intergallactic douche domination.
 

These guys are like the Nelson brothers of the 21st century. Both were douches in their own times. What I find particularly bothersome about these two is the frosted pink lip gloss- which is only accentuated by the pursed lips.
 

I definitely sense these gentlemen were paid to grind on the pretty blond here while she licked reddi-whip off their abs as part of her saying goodbye to her single days. That's the only option. It would describe her normal-ness (is that a word?) and the random flip flop girl in the back.

And of course male strippers are douches. You don't actually think they [strippers] are human beings do you?
 

I'm here to represent these two fine young men as their defense council.
-Alan Douchewitz
 

They are gay. 5 will get you 10. And if they were paid to strip, they're not true douchebags, they just play douchebags at a bachelorette party.
 

are you guys kidding me? These guys are frickin' hot. That's all there is to say about that.
 

how much do u wanna bet that their spray on tan stains her shirt?
 

Is it wrong that just by looking at these pictures i want to punch these douchey bastards directly in the face.... no seriously ....is it wrong??
 

This photo gives me instant douche chills..I have a feeling these 2 don't even know that a hot chick is between them... they seem too concerned about there "frohawks" and walmart sale rack sunglasses..I think I just went temporarily blind from looking at this photo
 

Fags
 

Honestly I dont know why they bothered to waste the booze money on bringing home the chick in the middle, they're obviously such narcissists they'd be happier fucking each other.
 

So first day here other then the time this guy made me look cause he thought i'd think the site was funny. So know one cares. Thats just no shit. Anyway. SO... I'm using this site to tell this guy he's fucking hot and OMG I wanna fuck! Don't want the relationship I'm tired of being all pent up. You help me out and I'll help you. WowWAweWA pls... I'm asking nicely even
 

Mom, I'm having a couple douchebags over--will you fix us some rice crispie treats?
 

Lol@douche number one (left) not taking his ASL classes before coming to america and throwing a fucked up shocker (shocker as in two cocks in the pink me and my brother's and one cock in the stink as in my brother's in mine.)
 

The cute girl is obviously inbetween them to "hide" their gaydom...must be in Vegas. They are half naked and she is fully clothed.
 

Well I do admit these guys look full of themselves,but they probably had that girl 8 ways from Sunday,so you really can't say much.
 

I've seen these merry bag'twins in, on, and around Seattle...and eachother. In fact, I think one tried to put the Space Needle in his rear why his bro cheered him on and lubed him up.
 

Substitute any product for that lady: shampoo, vodka, an airline logo. It'll work like an anti-ad. DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT, this anti-ad will scream, FOR IT WILL SLOWLY ERODE YOUR SOUL AND TURN YOU INTO A DOUCHE.

Which is why this lady will not go to heaven.
 

Like they dont Tea-bag each other on a daily basis!
 

Hahaha I went to high school with that girl, no joke...it is a crackup surfing this site then seeing someone you know.
 

Why are they orange? Does Jersey radiation cause this?
 

cleaey this looks like euro trash. Thi sis great btaht this site can only letothe er newlaayeah the lsastr gril that I met was mairraiance htat would notell me that his liste is hay. Not to be rude about the gay thing but I thinki that I know a thing or two tabout thos wha is policially correct and what is not. However I have not felt like a have written a paper like this in a long imte Thiat time may acually be conscrused against me on the boad because I am old or young. Everyone can be critial. Not to say htat I am weak and sick but you know what I mean. I wound
 

These queers probably do each other!
 

apparently they use stunt doubles in gay porn......
 

There's just something wrong about guys who can easily pucker their lips... just wrong
 

the douche on the left is too good for the 'hang loose' sign...its now hang douche

-Douche Nukem
 

Ya know, either that hairstyle is very popular or this chick is in a LOT of photos on this site.

I have a 1979 Datsun pickup with less miles on it.

Gee LeDouche
 

i had a good beer buzz going now I cant stop puking on my carpet
 

Ramone and his mail order husband take time out of oiling eachother up to take a quick family picture
 

Anybody who's ever heard disc jockeys Lamont and Tonelli's "Turd CD" knows why these two spend all weekend yelling "Armageddon!" at each other. Google "armageddon"+"gerbils" for more info.

Gee LeDouche
 

I think I know that girl!
 

Double the douche double the pain.
 

This is terrible!! I have just seen a warning from the Food and Drug Administration that could have disastrous effects for hot chicks who galavant with douchebags.

It seems that ball paste of the douchebag, when grown in close proximity to fromunda cheese, can become highly volatile and explode. Such explosions have been known to completely obliterate entire scrotal appendages leaving the host totally ball-less.

The FDA warns that this condition will remain critical unless aging fromunda is scraped daily from areas in and around the anal cavity. They recommend that this procedure be done very carefully with a spatula so that the material may be simultaneously scraped off and removed. They warn that this procedure must be done with extreme caution so that no fromunda morsels come in contact with the globules of ball paste. Just a small bit of contact from accelerated fromunda chips can be sufficient to cause ignition and resulting explosions.

As an alternative, a piece of broken glass with sharp edges may be substituted for the spatula as long as the edge of the glass is sharp enough to remove the bottom layers of fromunda. For god sakes do not slice off any hemorrhoids! Contact with the open wounds by the ball paste will cause cranial baldness and a severe case of the squirts that may last for days or weeks. I am told that the resulting blasts would make pop-gushing look like child's play and necessitate replacement of all toileteering implements.

Perching would be out of the question since the eruptions would closely resemble the firing of a blunderbuss.

Please take appropriate precautions immediately. Thank you. Dr. Quadnostrus T. Grotustomy