Could this be the first ever MILF on HCwDB? She's gotta be in her mid 30's at least, right?
 

danny, which girl?
 

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Ah hellll no!

I hope she's a cannibal and she gives that look right before she devours some unsuspecting victim. She's like the Venus Fly-trap of Douchebags. She lures them in with her looks and wavy raven hair, then when their guard is down, she sodomizes them with a hockey stick. On second thought, that guy might like that....
 

Please please PLEASE tell me androgyny isn't making a comeback. The 80's were great, yes...EXCEPT FOR THAT. Mark my words, dudes of the world. If you start wearing makeup like a chick, you will look back upon these times with shame and regret, much like dudes who sport the douche-hawk currently.
Ladies, can you please explain why this ever became popular? Was it just the drugs? An easier or more comfortable way to score threesomes? Is there ANY explanation?
I never did like Sinade O'Connor.
 

This guy is prettier than she is. Chick has one weird distorted body right?
 

Is that a hairlip?
 

I can't tell which one is trying to eye-fuck me harder.
 

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if i ended up going home with the 'girl' on the right, i'd blame The Patrón Spirits Company.
 

Wow.... I dont know what to think about the vintage wine in this pic. 2 chicks in 1 pic huh DB1? I cannot be fooled by this G.I Jane bag.

KellyBelly... nice to know you're still alive
 

She has been most heinously Bleethed. So much so that she was launched back in time 20 years!
 

Well what have we here? After close and careful examination I believe we have our first example of a HDBwDB (Hot Douche Bag with Douche Bag) I mean seriously here folks! We have a new species of DB. The female douche Bag. Am I wrong?
 

I see Demi Moore and Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta but I fail to see the douche.

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

I think this is not the first, but definitely among the most, if not the most, advanced case of female 'bagccesorization of a... Uhm.. a: well, yes. Advanced case.

Nice pull-tab necklace at any rate.

--Vinny Scumbaglia
 

And what the hell caused that ginormous scar on Natalie? Maybe she was lobotomized and always has that look on her face?

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

Looks like the Clockwork Douchebag might have just botox'ed those lips of his. Either that or he was practicing making out with an angry Rottweiller.
 

Am I the only one who thinks this raven has a wierd body?

Her torso doesn't match her legs.

Don't get me wrong, I'd still slapted that shit, but I'm just saying....her body looks wierd.

...and when did John Leguizamo shave his head?
 

Where is the Hottie's torso? She's a freak!
 

Just realized MJ notice the weird body first.
...not sure if she would slapted that shit though!
 

she is arching her back like a cat....... and that look is soooo sultry. I never used sultry ever in my life.

i still think that is a chick with a shaved head.

Kelly i hope you look that good when you're 58.
 

Hmf.

Apparently Cirque du Soleil is in town and, as usual, these up-market carnies are getting about three tiimes the attention they merit.

By ghey waiters and blue-hairs.
 

goddamit... 'times'
 

If I keep out of the sun, maybe I could look half as good as she when I'm 58. You know, cause the sun causes wrinkles and such.
And she does not have some weird torso, she is just arching her back to the extreme.
 

Oh Sigourney Weaver in Alien 3 bag... she is not your face hugger.

-The Arch Douche
 

Kellybelly I took my pants off and looked at the picture much more closely and you're RIGHT!
 

Can we get Kelly and MJ together and watch them make out?
 

She's arching her back and right hip like she's about to rip one on his lap.
 

aww cripes!!!
we have two regular ladies here and if you guys don't stop asking dumb questions, you're going to scare them away. i mean REALLY. fucking hell. grow up.




....er.....uhm.............well....actually, kelly and MJ together would be pretty hot........

REALLY hot, in fact. ladies?!? whadaya say? green light go? danny and mitch will run the cameras. douche vader and b.a.g. work the lights. and i'll cater the entire thing.
 

Oh jeeez.
C'mon pfah, I expected a man of your talents, your encyclopaedic knowledge of... well -so damn much- to stay on the high road here. I mean really. What next, the Barons in full masubatory rapture? Didn't we all just wade through a whole bigotry/decorum kind of... unh... oooo... ah, ah, sknynxxx..oh, oh... that's... that's.... ..... .... oh, shit yeah.

What was I saying?
 

Everyone needs to go easy on this guy. It looks like he may have had some sort of neurosurgery and as much as I like bustin' bags' balls on this great site, I can't stomach mocking a person who's had recent brain surgery. And I really think that the contributors here are generally a very classy group of people with excellent senses of humor. Let's reel it in a little on this pic.
And welcome back Kellybelly.
 

i cant tell if G.I Jane's collar is popped or not. The chick in the white top is 9th grade biology hot. I had to specify because of the shaved douchette in the pic.
 

Soo... Anon. 3:25, what you're sayin' here is that what "Raven" really likes is to be 'in charge'?

This "old 'bag" has reached the age where one is pretty much willing to pay for that sort of thing.

Oh yeah, I'm "classy"... like a Chrysler Cordoba.
 

Pfaf use your photoshop magic and make it happen. the shark and Ab lobster was pure genius.

I think that KellyBelly escaped from the douchebag lab before they could throw some D's on her. She has all of the hot qualities that we have grown to love about our Bleethed out chicks, but yet she does things that some of us like and hangs out with us. I think we all appreciate that. I soooo wanna make sweet love to a chick that plays 360. Kelly is just 2 good to be Bleeth.
 

Sweet Jebus this pic is giving me the heebie jeebies. I'm really digging this older milf hottie because...well...I love me some older milf hotties.
 

I think this whole MJ/KB thing is a travesty and a corrupt, vile, sleazy way for ah.... the whole thing ah..... err......

I hereby voluteer to be a fluffer for the ladies before or during the whole filming.

And Pfah, a nice lite late supper dish would be fabulous.
 

The chick in the pic (the one with hair) looks like she's pissed about being so hot. Anyone who complains about her posture is UNWORTHY. Call the food repairman--I just busted a nut.
 

And she kinda has that 80's crap Nagel look, too.
 

You hit that right on the head NOS! Fuckin Nagel. What horseshit.
 

Now Frank Frazzetta, that's art!
 

Carol Alt/Lara Flynn Boyle hottie here is the kinda girl that always caught my eye, but with whom I never hooked up. I always ended up with the tall redheads or busty blondes instead. Feel pity for me.
 

Nostradouchemus, sweet Nagel reference! I bow to your greatness.

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

I get it...the chick on the right is a little lesbian. Not quite fully gay yet, just a little for now. We could say she's just a little "bi-curious" and wanted to experiment.

Deuche Baggilo
 

I'd finger her butt while the she-male watches....
 

On his-her right, our left...sorry. In pics such as these, you must specify which chick you're talking about.
 

The douche looks a bit like Joey P. after a head compression, lip enhancement, cheek reduction, contact lens switchout and weeks of anal power fucking.
 

She's cranked the hips and shoulder directly at the camera. Gives the appearance of a gimp body.

This is classic HC hair. Just a little curlier and it would be perfect. Any color.

She has the "laura" style makeup, though, so we better not judge.

What is that chalky stain on the top of her ass?

She looks a bit like Nicole Kidman (apologies if someone mentioned this.)

And, of course, as Douche Vader pointed out, why the hell is she in Sinead O'Connor's lap?
 

Okay, at what fucking point did I lose all the love on here? Damn. I was going to make some totally wickedly astute comments in regards to this picture, but now I don't wanna. I guess as was stated in posts of the past, I'm a beast, and therefore no longer deserve to make any comments on anyone on here. I am saddened, for I thought I had *sniffle sniffle* made some good alliances on here.
Eh.....her head looks bigger than her twisted up body, and her girlfriend needs to lay off the "Cleopatra effect" with her eyeliner. And I'm out....
 

I still love you JG!
 

She's a cougar and she will remove his pants by force!
 

Heeeey its Kaylee. I was away for 2 days.

Umm.. *ha*ha*ha*ha* OMG he is HOTT and she is HOTTER. I done see why this pic is on your page its soo good

*luv*

Kaylee
 

what pathetic try hards and she is NOT sexy...do your shirt up douchebag...blerrrrrggghhh
 

What the hell is that? No, really.
 

HCs like angry Long-Flowing-Raven-Locks here are what made me turn aside and serve the Lord. I do love a woman who looks like she might bite and claw me to pieces.
 

I haven't read any of the comments, so if this is repetitive, many apologies.

Her "blush" is horrendous, reminds me of a petite "Chynna" or however you spell the female wrestle person's name.

Androgynous 'Bag/s
 

Angry rejects of Joey Porsche's club.
 

and, last count, we had four extremely astute and intelligent women commenting here...

:-)
 

hey ano 7:34 a cougar is 50 yrs old.. you must be a masturbating teen to call a 25 yrs girl a cougar ;-)
 

Metal halide or high pressure sodium? Wait a second...what was I supposed to be lighting up again?

Oh. Ohhhhhhh. Hee hee hee. Saaweet!

Jailergrrl, you enter in scene two. After shockingly discovering Kelly and MJ making out in the library store room, you decide that they need to be "punished". Collectively. By you.
Then, in scene 3, Another Chica enters, wearing nothing but whipped cream. I have no idea why.
 

Whu..Where's his adam's apple? SWEET ZOMBIE JEEBUS, WHERE IS HIS ADAM'S APPLE????? AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
 

That's my subtle way of saying it's a chick.

Next item of business:

Thank you, nostradouchemas, yes, in general, I am all for masturbatory rapture. In fact on my list of raptures, it's number three with a bullet. But please, not to our fellow baghuntresses. Decorum, gentlemen! It's disrespectful, it proves the point of the hater-haters that pop up here to bash us and more importantly, it would be like I was cheating on my beloved Tina Fey. And someday, Tina will reward my faithfulness with her undying love.

Oh yes. Oh yes she will.

But I digress.

Speaking of peeling the carrot till the salad's bee tossed, steamy Carol Alt hottie is A-list. Whether's she's just arching her back to pop out a barking spider on her friend's lap or if she's some kind of ridiculously sexy stunted midgetwoman, I'll bet she's got more of us rubbing wood than a platoon of Boy Scouts at a campfire contest. On my table setting of love, she is the pepper to Blister hottie's salt. Oh damn, oh damn. Oh damn she be fine.

Oh, and did I mention that if you straightened her hair she'd look like my Baroness? Yes, von douchausen, I have one too. With all the hotties on this site pawing an endless parade of choadbuckets, it shouldn't be too surprising that one of them would fall for a twisted albino like myself.

But again, I digress.

So yes, the douche is a chick. (Show me his myspace page and prove me wrong but until then I call shenanigans.) And if the douche is a chick, is there even a douchebag in this picture at all? Is it a hot chick and a, um, another hot chick? I guess? If you're into Auschwitz chic? Oh dear. I never claimed to understand fashion.
 

Welcome back Kaylee. I love you as well.

And before all the rest of you baghunters bash me for telling Kaylee I love her let me just say this: a creepy, lonely sumbitch such as myself has to plant as many seeds as possible.
 

It's 12:30 and I was just trying to put the finishing touches on my new script " RVW and the 4 HCs".
I have parts for MJ, KB, JG and yes you Chica. I'll give you 3 guesses how it ends.



I love happy endings.
 

If it looks like a bag, dresses like a bag and poses like a bag then its a bag. Maybe he's had a head injury but his friends have dressed him up like his former self and taken him out for a night of douchitude.

And come on guys, the chick is hot, maybe not a 10 but at least an 8. And face it most of us would bump uglies with anything over a 5.
 

JG,

We're GUYS. We require constant 'handling'. Deprive us of your presence and the mind wanders... anywhere. Scripts are now being amended across the country. In my case, across more than an ocean.

Which should make you all sleep better.

Nos.
 

I would congratulate you, BvG, but I know what having a baroness entails. Does she own a curling iron? Perhaps an exchange program is in order.

The von Queefendorfs leave for home on Saturday and I can get that Kosher deli smell out of the living room. Yippee. Their home is in...Lake Oswego...yeah, your backyard.

I'm really hoping that this is some fashion-challenged youth home from completing his basic training and some hottie/model stripper is just posing with him.

Or we're back to Make-A-Wish comments, cause that looks a little like a lobotomy scar.
 

hahaha! I couldn't help but chuckle at all the "scenarios" that you guys thought up.
Just keep dreaming fellas.

By the way, I'm still working on getting an awesome picture taken with a Grade A Douchebag. I'll be heading to a couple of parties this weekend so keep your fingers crossed!
 

Ach der veenies und bustenhalter! The von Queefendorfs are from Lake NoNegro?!

a) Small world.
b) I feel your pain.
 

That's a bleethed up Jane Seymour hottie. Bleethed up because of the jutting chin pose and the likelihood of arse-crack showing behind.
 

feh23 is a chick too.

you guys are seriously hard up. ANYTHING over a 5?!
 

a numerical rating system for women is degrading and sexist. sure, it may put your level of attraction to her in the simplest of terms, but think about how it must make a woman feel. to be referred to as a number? that's simply not right.

that being said, i've never had sex with a woman under an 8. never.
 

nor have i. that's actually true.

because i am a eunuch.
 

mitch, mitch, mitch...
you are not a eunuch. just stop parading around your house like this: http://photos7.flickr.com/10468545_ecab16253e.jpg
 

I once had sex with a girl who was under and 8. Fortunately, she was also an 8.
Zang!
 

Five of us BLEED for DB1! Five!

j/k.

Yay!

I can't come up with anything remotely witty after looking at SunDouche...
 

Wait... is that Jamie Jolie, Angelina's brother??
 

Never with less than an 8, pfah? You're either extremely fortunate, have a grand sense of denial, or you never let go of the first 8 you banged. In any scenario, good show!
 

Count Douchula, i'm sure by the time Kellybelly features herself on HCwD you wouldn't be needing Kaylee. you just gotta wait, man.

but in related news i think we have had more than 1 MILF-type hotties before. but THIS MILF looks too naughty. she looks like the type that would get into affairs with kids 10 years younger than her and make her husband and children all upset like so many elementary / high school teachers stories.

so... where was i? yep that definitely sounds like it. i have no idea what that fucker next to her is, but the story definitely has 1 million rings of truth to it.
 

Two 4s simultaneously does not count as an 8.

Correction: yes it does. Godspeed.
 

What about four 2s? Would that count? Although with all that fat, I'm just guessing there were four of them. Maybe it was only 3. Either way, I quit drinking after that.

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

What the hell is wrong with her tiny stunted body?
 

douchebag is all about the botox in the lips.
The bitch can take a hot load of steaming buttocksjuice all over that white top.

America, we need help!
 

What no chest meat from Sinead O'Connor?