The mandana almost hides his quickly receding hairline. That's why he's trying to yank a handful from blondie. Where's Quint when you need him, this asshole should be turned into chum and fed to Ab Lobster.
 

A serial doucher ala Peaches... consistent MO, with his own special touch of doucheness.
 

Is she giving Gumby a hummer?
 

Why do strippers always date the unemployed and/or welders?

Why must Trainwreck always thrust his Choadgrapes towards the refined buttocks of Hotness?

Why would Hotness receive the Choadgrapes of an unemployed tugboat captain?

The answers to these questions I seek.

Shall I pursue a career in auto transmissions to fulfill my desire to rub my own seedspewers upon the ample and giving hindquarters of bleethed out Choad Chasers?

Nay.

I shalt sit back and mock until the answer comes to me.
 

This guy's making a strong case for HoS contention...
 

Hmmm. Seems this guy might actually be a gaybag. I mean, who else puts a plume of feathers in his mandana, sticking up like a peacock?
Also, I have a policy of zero tolerance for any kind of abuse of women...except when they are mandana wearing bleeths that put their arm around me while holding a cigarette, two inches from my face. Then they get a good swift backhanding.
 

anon 4:21

Call it the "Choadgrapes of Wrath."
 

Everyones favorite dry hump serial rapist.
 

.....and this just proves that if you didn't vote for the Trainwreck in the weekly, you're a junior varsity 'bag hunter. not that that's a bad thing. it just means you have room for improvement. or, as my guidance counselor used to say, "continue to reach toward your untapped potential".

douche on.
 

Beerbong homegirl seems frozen in that position, like Low Self-Esteem Barbie. And Quint is gonna need a less-douchey boat. I can find the choad for 5, catch him and kill him for 10.
 

Wait wait--how about, "You're gonna need a bigger scrote"? There's a joke in here somewhere.
 

There are so many things wrong with this I don't know where to start. So I won't. But I would smoke both those HC's! Unless, of course, he already has. In that case, she can keep her STiDs.

Deuche Baggilo
 

Does Trainwreck hump everything? This must be the first case of a person acting like his dog and not vice versa.
 

Now if he could add the Peaches Point (tm) he'd reach at least demi-god status.

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

Show me the way to choade home.
I'm tired and I want to do a bleeth.
I had a grey goose about an hour ago and it went straight to my bling.
 

Very first light, Chief, douchebags come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups of hot chicks. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Choadealoo" and the idea was: douche comes to the nearest girl, that girl she starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the choade go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that douche he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a douche... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he dry humps ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The greasy forehead turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... bleeth you to pieces.

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

Looks like he bought the pull-start model, with fuel injection no doubt. Why buy this model though when you can rent it so cheaply....?
 

May Day! May Day!


Hey DB1, any good pictures of L.A.'s new resident Eurodouche?
 

Wherever I may roam
On skank or sea or foam
Something something something
Show me the way to choad home.

Time to close the beach.
 

Bravo, Frodo. Bravo.

VC(SR) out.
 

OK, one more:

Choad, yeah. Now this guy, he... he keeps scrotin' around in a place where the feeding is good until the poon supply is gone, right?

And:

This was not a scroting accident! And it wasn't any propeller or Jack the Ripper. It was a choad.
 

Good lord that slut is deep throating a beer bong while she gets her hair pulled by the Future HoSer, Trainwreck. Her companion is an uberbleeth, who actually is throwing up an upward variation of Peaches' finishing move while pulling off the mandana scuba specs.

Trainwreck is actually pulling off a leanback slip up the ass while holding a can, squinting, and thrwoing up the peacebag gesture... I am at a loss of words.

-The Bleethinator
 

All I have to say is this:
Frodo? Will you marry me? That was PURE AWESOME-NESS!!!!!!
 

For some reason, this pic irks me much more than the original.

The Pivert's mongoloid brother, here, has found himself a willing filly. She's so yummy in a dirty, dirty way that it makes my eyes water.

He's so wretched that I feel a little broken inside.

Ellen Brody: [to Chief Brody] You told me the douchebag was caught. And I, I heard it on the news... I heard it on the Cape station.

Hooper: They caught A douchebag, not THE douchebag. Big difference. Not the douche that bufu'd Pinky Toes... and probably not the douche that killed the little bit of joy I had left... which I wanted to prove today, by cutting the douche open.
 

bravo frodo. your writing skills are ninja-like. well done.

additionally, my new avatar reveals the tattoo that trainwreck should REALLY have on his chest.
 

Between Bagfoot, the Trainwreck, and several others one thing has struck me: are plaid shorts the new popped collar?

Discuss.

- Jeph
 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..(passes out, wakes up a few minutes later)
......AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

....I can't take it anymore!!!
 

jeph...

in short, no. the wearing of plaid, even when worn by complete douchebags, still remains ok. particoloured cloth (plaid) was used by the Celts from the earliest time, but the variety of colours in the clothing was greater or less, according to the rank of the wearer. that of the ancient kings had ten colors, that of the druids eight, that of the nobles six, and so on down the line.

as you can see, Trainwreck is wearing plaid made of three colors. this identifies him as a member of the 'lower intelligence class'. and therefore, it should not be suprising that he's dry-humping the bimbo in the pink bikini.

to quote the great William Wallace, "We all end up dead, it's just a question of how and why."
 

I guess this assclown is always sporting the Mandana - he's definitely going for the same theme in every photo. Seeing this beforehand may have influenced my voting in the weekly.
 

Pfah, I don't care WHAT your wife says about you; you NEVER fail to disappoint. ;)

So much talent on this board......lol.
 

Holy shit Frodo, that was priceless!
 

actually jailergrrl,

i give my beautiful wife no reason to complain. i'm 13 years her senior, and somehow i still manage to keep it all together. i am one lucky bastard.

thank you.

and yeah, i knew you were kidding. ;) XO
 

Maybe I should gain 75 pounds get 10 tats. What a sad world.
 

Genius, Frodo. Pure genius!

-Baggilo
 

pfah,

Thank you.

frodo,

Amazing.

DB1,

Keep rockin'.

Jeph
 

pfah, you are a legend...

Dr Feeldouche needs a prescription himself to diagnose VERY foul stench of scrote,mangy vagina, fake tan, ball sweat, implant, collagen and value and moral less ho bags coming from his PC screen.

The good Dr wonders how said moral less ho bags parents feel and if they are swooning with pride at their daughters dark ascent into Bleethiness in which there is no way back.

The good Dr would like to describe captain Scrote 1550 knuckle sandwiches to the groin area and mandanas's stuffed in moral less ho bags mouths and thrown over board with concrete blocks tied around their feet.

That should do it, the good Dr can rest now.
 

Neolithic-bag... still bending them over the water hole after all these years.
 

@ dr feeldouche...

you are too kind sir, but thank you.

i am mearly pointing out the douche-a-riffic flaws in others, as i do to myself. because, as my Dad always told me, if you can't make fun of yourself, you sure as hell shouldn't make fun of others.

douche on brother.
 

You guys, it's Jeremy Pivan!

Allright! Party at Havasu!

Seriously, this dude has a retarded tatoo artist. And by artist, I mean prison.

How would you like to be tied up next to this shitcock. Oy.
 

this guy is a total DB. whats really going on in this picture is that succulent wet dream star is getting the statue of liberty from rowdy roddy pipesmoker and the jolly green giant. the only thing that woudld make me happy is if i know this ships next stop was davy jones' locker....minus the hotties of course who still surface in my dreams.

petrone
 

This douche is seriously pissing me off now. I find myself wondering if that's the same blonde chic as the first pic. I'd hope that there aren't 2 similar blondes that would allow this, but I realize that there's probably way more than 2.

I see a trend here. The blonde is wearing less clothing each time. If in the next pic he's actually boning her, and I still see more of him than her, I'm going to be quite angry...
 

Cocaine...
 

That looks like a douche rodeo on Lake Havaslut in California!
 

"Wait wait--how about, "You're gonna need a bigger scrote"? There's a joke in here somewhere."

D.B. ... D.B. ... D.B.D.B.D.B.D.B.D.B
 

There's a special circle of hell for those that denegrate the fairer sex. It is ruled by a giant Hog, with eyes like flaming tar and a constant erection like a railroad tie covered in fishhooks. And when a douchebag dies and descends to the Hog, he ends up with a brain-encrusted cloven hoof pressing his face into the dashboard of a 1978 Pacer, while that fiery hogdick cleaves his shitpincher like a rototiller through cream cheese. And after a month or two of this vigorous anal savagery, just as the douchebag thinks that his fate could be no worse, the Hog laughs - and wheels out a unicycle made of salt.

But until then, this douchebag is alive and well and ours to see. And that, my friends, is our own special hell.
 

baron, that was inspired, sir.
I may as well quit. Sheesh.....
 

This makes me want to start a band called, "Rage Against the Machine, and by machine i mean dry humping mandana 'bag."
 

Do NOT drop anything within 10 feet of this choad unless you can pick it up with your toes.
This is clearly just a sentient penis dragging a body around behind it.A body with really bad tattoos.
 

"a giant Hog, with eyes like flaming tar and a constant erection like a railroad tie covered in fishhooks"......"a brain-encrusted cloven hoof pressing his face into the dashboard of a 1978 Pacer"....."that fiery hogdick cleaves his shitpincher like a rototiller through cream cheese".....Baron, that was perhaps the most beautiful thing I've ever read in my life....I'm weeping in my morning whiskey as I write this....I'm going to copyclip that and email it to everyone I know with no explanation whatsoever....the bar has been raised....
 

This looks like the opening act to a really bad porno. Where is the goat?

The blond ponygirl reminds me of the girls at the carnival. You know the one's with the spray painted cowboy hat, roach clip feathers, sucking on a lollipop in front of the guy running the Tilt a whirl. I suspect She holds and sucks on a beer bong much the same way she sucks on a big fat c_ck.

(I dropped a letter because I am not sure if we should say cock here or not)
 

All I can say is that he's my favorite douchebag. His level of baggedness astounds me.

This man is Klassy with a capital K.

Douche on, my friend, douche on.
 

cock
 

yep. you can say it.
 

a doodle douche
 

pfah, your words are bang on...

.....and this just proves that if you didn't vote for the Trainwreck in the weekly, you're a junior varsity 'bag hunter.

Trainwreck/Boatwreck/Wreckx-N-Douchfects or whatever you want to call him is pushing hard for HoS honours in my book. Any more pics of this nature and he is all up in there like tight swimwear.
 

This guy sucks at life and I hope he fell off the boat in a drunken stupor and was met with horny sharks who proceded to rip his ass apart by repeatedly fucking him in the butthole with their pointy shark dicks and then devoured him piece by miserable piece.

Alright!
 

THIS IS THE TRAIN WRECK!!! Look at the matching stomach tattoo's!
 

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!! i guess they're locked together like that. I'm glad that i voted for this douche yesterday. Can this shit be real? I am at a loss for words. FUCK!!!!!!!!
 

Kelly you had me at pointy shark dicks

SkanderBag
 

kellybelly is drunk at work again.
 

boat wreck is pushing for HoS; he's in there like swimwear.
 

The pic of the chick on the front with the green thing looks like she is giving Green Lantern a blow job.

Andrew Dice Clay douche needs to be tossed overboard.
 

Douchey Howser - the penis may be sentient but clearly the thing it is dragging behind it is not.

Yeah Pinky is hot and I can see being in a drug induced fog causing her to allow this guy get near her and even cooperating with the train wreck picture. But TWICE? AAARGH. Her sentence in Hell should be going through a nice long life tied to this overweight, balding moron.
 

I believe the Bleeth Mecca is that Susset Tans place on E!.
 

maybe we shouldn't give them a hard time. maybe they're joined at that place and have decided to have some fun with it. birth defects are nothing to be laughed at and one as humiliating as this should not be up here. what's' that? it's impossible to have that happen? oh, okay. douchebag it is, then.
 

I recognise this guy; it's Andrew Douche Clay. Ayyyyyy....
 

Thanks walker & darksock. It's always nice to feel the love. Nicer than a smoldering demon porkpipe up your chocolate starfish, for sure.
 

Thank you all. JG, I asked my wife about marrying you and she cried. These, were tears of joy, hope, rescue. But then she realized that she couldn't willingly pass on that curse to another human being and still be able to look at herself in the mirror.

But thanks for the offer!

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

It's ok Frodo. *sniff sniff* I too was looking for an escape route from my own level of married Hell......I shall survive knowing that as long as I can read and chortle at your beautifully stated posts, live WILL go on.

I also need to give 'ol Goolo MaD PRopS foR hIS AWeSomE CONtriBUtion too! I've said it before, and I'll say it again; there are some freaking talented haters on this site!!!!!!!!!!! Whoa team!
 

DID SOMEBODY MENTION KELLYBELLY DRUNK AT WORK?

that's 10x more epic than this pic.
 

I frikkin love this site. You all kick the DBs in their plaid-clad ass(es).
Frodo & BVG - very few things can make me laugh at 5:30am. You both have succeeded where nearly all else fails.
I bow to the collective genius on display here today.
 

wouldn't you be proud to have your daughter's pics on this site.
 

Girl w/bandana has gom jabbar strategically positioned for fatal injection to EW-rection.
 

nice subway sandwich tatoo you
fucking hump....