Far left, dibs. Imagine the creature on the right without the flame hair. He would look a normal pig with clothes on.
 

That Elin Woods is with that douchebag violates all known concepts of what is good and right in the cosmos....where is the justice?
 

- The crops, the grains. Fields of rippling wheat. Wheat. All there is in life is wheat.

- Sonja, here's your chance to do something kind for a dying boy.

But I don't really love Boris. I mean, I love him, but I'm not in love with him.

- Oh, wheat! Lots of wheat! Fields of wheat. A tremendous amount of wheat!


- And yet, he loves me. And he would make a devoted husband. Not too exciting, but devoted. We'd have a family. Maybe we could rent one. I could learn to love him. Me, Boris and six rented children.

Or would I feel trapped? Suffocated? Can't breathe Open a window! No, not that one! The one in the bathroom.

- Yellow wheat. Red wheat. Wheat with feathers. Cream of wheat.

- Poor boy, duelling with Anton Lebedokov. By tomorrow, my beloved cousin Boris will look like a Swiss cheese. Promise him anything, make him happy for a night. Oh! Or would I feel trapped?
Suffocated? My youth gone? Living with a Swiss cheese and rented children.

Of course I'll marry you, Boris. It would be an honour for me. This Anton Lebedokov, he is a good shot, isn't he?

- I'm afraid so.

- Well, since this may be your last night on earth,
Iet's go back to my room and make love.
 

Here is the proof, ladies and gentlemen, that Rush Limbaugh fucks troll dolls.
 

I've decided this is a frat party. Jai-bag and Pig-bag would never hang out together otherwise. Jai is in the frat to keep up the GPA.

The hotties are the Tri-Delts who stumbled accidentaly into the Sigma Nu Douchebag mixer, and decided to stay for the free drinks.
 

...good god i can't stop laughing...
 

Only Australians will know what I'm talking about here, but the level 3 Doucher Saiyan on the far right there bears an uncanny resemblance to Peter Helliar.
 

This guy is crazy like Giuseppe Franco!
 

Prodigy is still on tour and available for booking for your bar mitzvah or pool party.
 

Archie Bunker and the DDR champion of the world out on the town. Black skirt in the middle with the Annakin skywalker hand can obi my wan ken obi any day of the week.
 

middle HC looks like she tried to kiss a hot frying pan; they look like a botoxed orangutan vagina.
 

quatro

hidden penis

i know...
 

Is it me or does dude looked photoshopped? Look at where his flock of douchebags hair meets blondies
 

the chick in the middle would be a lot hotter if she didnt just get stung by bees
 

Wheat. Fields and fields of wheat.

Thank you. That was a wonderful and sadly obscure reference.

hot, ew, hot, hi there :), jumping jesus on a pogo stick, what the fuck is THAT?!?!?!
 

casper, that's shadow from the flash.
 

If the Scarecrow and Dorothy ever screwed, then StrawDouche here would be their offspring.
 

wow, I gues Rush Limbaugh really does have a wild side.

My mistake about the flash Ian.
 

I don't want to get married. I just want to get divorced.

Does dude have a bit of a puffy mullet goin on in the back as well!?

The All New Suck Kut! Now, not only does it suck while it cuts, but it also applies product at the same time!
 

I don't know. I think Casper's right about the photoshop job. I mean seriously, do you think hottie on the right would stand that close to Field of Wheat.

I can hear the wheatfield calling "If you spike it, hotties won't come"
 

Actually, I -do- think this is a photoshop. Look at the outline of wheat-heads head next to hottie and then look at the shadows thrown by the flash. They don't match.

We have a hoax, baggernauts
 

ok, look how her shoulder eats into his body, which goes along with how his arm goes behind and grabs her behind the waist. If you're judging solely on the head and hair, then someone did a good job of masking out the wheats, and not a good job on cutting out that straight piece of hair next to her head. Someone skilled enough for the hair, would def be skilled enough for what you think is photoshopped.
 

Also, the further away the object in the back is from the object in the front, the more diffused the shadow will be on the object that is behind. His head is close to her head, so the shadow is naturally different because of proximity.
 

The deal sealer for ian's side is Wheat's hand on Molly Sims's younger (and sluttier) sister's waist.
 

SCIIIEEENCE!!!

This douche has been on the site before. I am as certain as I am too lazy to confirm.
 

FEH! It's questionable enough to fall prey to the anime hair trend but it's a different dynamic entirely if you're white, doughy and old.

PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU...to go play in traffic.
 

no photoflash creates that hard of an edge coming from hair. plus the body-positioning is off between his right shoulder and her left shoulder.

it's been retouched. something is amiss.

that's all i am saying.
 

This D-bag has to be from Canada. It's the only place in the world with that much wheat left in one place....hence the mini China douche stalking (no pun intended)him in the pic.
World Health Watch claims the Chinese are attempting to buy all the Wheat grown in Canada.
Please tell the bitch next to China-Douche to get a new bottle of Clarol....preferably in the Wheat-Douche color
 

Holy Fuck! I just kind of feel bad for Mr. Wheatstalks.

I almost spit Spaghetti-O's all over my monitor when I saw him.
 

Tuesday, December 05, 2006
 

Well, if it's not photoshopped then his head is 3X the size of theirs.
 

I just ran ...

I ran so far away ...

couldnt get away ...

A Flock of DoucheGulls
 

Lady on the far right is house mom for the frat (as well as needs to retouch her roots in a serious way).

The really funny thing is that Flock of Rush would look just as stupid with his hair not spiked. He has almost no hair on top except for the one little island of poof right in front. Tip: bleaching your hair doesn't help it stay connected to your head longer,dude.
 

Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! If that chick on our left is in her 20's, she needs to lighten up on the make-up, and fix that hair....she looks like she's 40 - something. Girl, you look like you've got natural looks; go with them!

"Chii" there looks slightly bewildered that ANY woman would have their picture taken with him. Who's a big boy? Yes, it's you Chii!

Black dress chick has a sultry look, but she also looks like she got a roundhouse kick to her lips, and the swelling STILL hasn't gone down. If she's got naturally pillowy lips like Angelina Jolie, good for you....if not, then DAMN!

Black and white dress looks better before you look at the up close picture. She's ok....looks like she has a nice body..yellow teeth, maybe? Ah well.....no biggie.

And NOW....ba-ba-ba-BUM!! I dub thee the "Douche Electric"! Why, why, WHY would ANYONE do this to their hair???? WHY????? It just...well, it just looks.....I've never felt such a combination of pity and indigestion.
 

Is that John Daly? Man, that guy can swing.
 

They did it so the hotties would have to focus at his cool hair, not his 20lb head.

and for those doubters, why would he paste himself into this picture, at the edge of the pic with a normal face. As opposed to putting himself in the middle of a pic, severely groping a hottie with a ultra cool douche face. rhetorical.
 

Yes...this IS "Blondenstein" who appeared on the site months ago.

I submitted the original pic, but it never ceases to amaze me that other 'bag hunters manage to find pictures of the same old choads, again and again.

I guess if you're enough of a douche you'll eventually show up on several different party/club/guido sites...
 

ok, if you're bald you're bald. Accept it. But for fucks sake, don't go and bleach your hair and spike it like a complete mongrel. What a fuckin' douche.
 

Let's see, he's 42, lives at his mom's place and was in a quandry as to how to meet some HCs. A sudden flash filled his empty cranium! The Hair! The Hair! That's the key to it all, but what if they think of me as a douchebag? They Do. They ALL Do.
 

Ah, that one made me spit beer on my keyboard, DB1.

My own version (not as good as yours, but it's the best I can do after 6 beers):
Yes, Get the fuck outta here Asian choadbag, Hell yes!, Yes, Holy fucking God what the hell is that thing?!!?
 

i'm liking the right-most hottie (right as in the reader's right).

unfortunately she's also closest to the grotesque flare of douche.

life just has to be cruel like that, doesn't it?
 

It -IS- a photoshop job.

Layers. Lighting. Bah! WheatStalks head was put on some OTHER Db's body.

Check the neckline (coloration), size of his massive melon as compared to his own body (not just the HCs) & lack of shadow behind righty-hottie. Her head cast a shadow on the wall, his massive one did not even though it is above hers? Where is his WHEAT on the wall?

Alas, I can only justly mock the Chii for the DB that he is what with his 95 degree spin.
 

ol' girl on the left needs to do something about that hair.
 

I think the picture's legit. Lots of douchebags have heads the size of an 1965 Buick Electra.

There's so much gel holding up that wheatfield, I doubt any attempt at making a mysterious crop circle would succeed.
 

Angela Lansbury got it right. That dude stole Peter Helliar's face! <=O
 

Anon 8:01. He came equipped with his own crop circle.
 

Some of you need more proof as to the validity of this image. Look between his big head, and the girls hair next to him.. the open space. That shadow in there is from his head, which is lower, and to the left of the shadow casters. Just as with everyone elses shadow, lower and to the left. His whispies on top wouldn't cast too much of a solid shadow, like that hard bit going into the girls head, but still we can arguably say that at the top of her head, that we can see some hair shadow on that back wall, just a bit. Now lets agree to agree.
 

wrap party on a porn shoot

vet pornstar, grip, fm pornstar, fluffer, production assistant (does explain the hair)
 

Ancient scroadifact fat'bag.
 

Proof that fat middle aged assholes repel all things blonde...
 

We should pair him up with Peaches; Mugatu vs. Blue Steel all over again.
 

"No, Field of Wheat, I am your father. Now grab that sickle, strike me down and finish your journey to the dark side" - Heat Miser
 

ch, ch, ch, CHIA!
 

I'm so embarrassed, I think those are Chicago bags!
 

Legit picture, taken at Crobar in Chicago during Johhny Drama aka Kevil Dillion's Bday party. (I was there that night, plenty of D-Baggery going on)

Check out the back-shot of this guys hair, fell out of my chair laughing. WTF, looks like a cow licked it.

http://chicago.going.com/event-155218?type=media&entitymedia_id=181558

This guy ain't from Chicago, he rolled up in Dillon's Limo. = IMPORT DOUCHEBAG
 

harvest time!!!!!!!!