Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Hall of Scrote: Peaches
'Bags, Hotties, Choadmunchers and Vinegar Wipes, please welcome the newest member of our hallowed Hall of Scrote, the one and only Peaches.
Anyone who can maintain that level of Einsteinian concentration in the presence of so many hotties, deserves our proper attention. And by attention I mean collective mock.
With epic brow and shiny forehead, Peaches takes his rightful place alongside this site's other hallowed Hottie/Douchey combos.
I hate to post a pic in which Peaches breaks the 'Bag Hand Gesture #47 run, but hey, even DiMaggio had his hit streak snapped. And three more hotties in his presence make him a transcendent choadbag.
As per a suggestion in the comments thread I also kicked Big Red out of the HoS. Call it a retroactive ruling. And let all other 'Bags and 'Baglings be on notice. The bar has been raised. And by raised, I mean lowereed.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:10 PM 
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I voted for the Choad Warrior, but upon reflection and self-examination...if only I had breasts...Peaches is most certainly higher on the cardinal scale of douchitude. Hopefully when he dies someone will have the sense to have a pointed finger emblazoned on his headstone.
His continual unchanging facial expression makes me wonder if it isn't botched surgery.
His continual unchanging facial expression makes me wonder if it isn't botched surgery.
This is a glorious day for D-Bags everywhere. If only they could all be as magnificent as Peaches.
# posted by 
: 8:41 PM
: 8:41 PM
All Hail King Peaches!! I bet he's SO evolved as a douchebag that he reproduces via SPORES! Just like fungus..........LONG LIVE THE PEACH PIT!
Peaches en Regalia -- and by Regalia, I mean scores of hotties, and by Peaches, I mean... sorry, I just threw up in my mouth. The Thousand Bleeth Stare. The forehead grease. The horizontal brow. The low riding pantaloons. If his IQ were translated into a seismic event, the ensuing lowness of frequency would send animals worldover running for fear of a killer quake of continental shelf rending severity. He... is... perfection. I would kiss His ring, but I don't want the herps.
# posted by : 9:19 PM
: 9:19 PM
The ramifications of the possibility outlined below are almost too terror inducing to voice, but here goes: Could Peaches be... the Second Coming of the Grieco? May God have mercy on our souls.
# posted by : 9:34 PM
: 9:34 PM
Either I'm getting overtaken by the douche pheromones emanating from Peaches' picture, or I've just had a moment of pure enlightenment: Does anyone else here feel the burning desire to change "Hall of Scrote" to "Hall of Peaches" in honor of our newest-- but still highly powerful-- member? Anyone? No? Hmmm. Perhaps that burning sensation isn't what I thought it was...
PS-- In defense of Peaches' apparent renunciation of The Shooter (#47) as his primary hand gesture, I beg you to note that his pointer finger is still pointing-- he just had to add the pinky in honor of the cleavite-baring hottie's pink bits; no, not those bits, the ones she's wearing.
PPS-- I love you, Peaches.
PS-- In defense of Peaches' apparent renunciation of The Shooter (#47) as his primary hand gesture, I beg you to note that his pointer finger is still pointing-- he just had to add the pinky in honor of the cleavite-baring hottie's pink bits; no, not those bits, the ones she's wearing.
PPS-- I love you, Peaches.
What is this moron's ability to be in the presence of such snatch queens? I guess opposites really do attract.
Texas Douche 'Em
Texas Douche 'Em
# posted by : 3:47 AM
: 3:47 AM
A scrotes, scrote... A 'Bag in his prime, and a role model for all up and comers. Thank you Mr. Peaches for all of the fantastic HCwDB material that you provide us with. Your new title is well deserved.
"Long live the Peach"...thats what the tattoo across my shoulder blades is going to say in honor of this one of a kind specimen of a douche. He makes being a scrote cool. I can admit it.
Hey pink bra HC, you ever thought about running that black tank through the wash every now and then? Please tell me that isn't Peach DNA residue on there.
Frodo Douchebaggins
Frodo Douchebaggins
# posted by : 7:49 AM
: 7:49 AM
Thats a dog collar you can get a petsmart for $16.
Hey DB1, just a suggestion: Remove Douche lee from HoS also. He/she doesn't seem to fit in.
-Lotd
Hey DB1, just a suggestion: Remove Douche lee from HoS also. He/she doesn't seem to fit in.
-Lotd
# posted by : 8:07 AM
: 8:07 AM
Long Live Peaches!
and by live I mean die horribly when your forehead collapses in on the rest of your face.
and by live I mean die horribly when your forehead collapses in on the rest of your face.
# posted by : 8:23 AM
: 8:23 AM
Congrats to Peaches for a well-deserved nod directly to the Hall. I believe that his stare will long live as unmatchable and untouchable.
Congrats Peaches.
to the victor go the spoils. and by 'spoils', i mean various STDs, hair gel, and pink cell phones.
to the victor go the spoils. and by 'spoils', i mean various STDs, hair gel, and pink cell phones.
Never has there been such a concentrated, and balanced combination of choadons, scrotons and doucheons. Schlorthead, engineered eyebrows, gelhead, douchetermination: Peaches delivers.
--Vinny Scumbaglia
--Vinny Scumbaglia
# posted by : 9:09 AM
: 9:09 AM
Also note the hair implosion on the left, next to peaches head. It looks like I dude who had the spiky hair thing going on, but merely being in close proximity to peaches, the power of his douchiness caused the other dude's hair to collapse. Peaches is so douche that his aura has a physical manifestation. Damn. With 'bag force like that, the ONLY place for him is the HoS.
I'm new to this site, and I have to say it's entertaining, but Peaches to me just looks like he's trying to impersonate the Guidos of the east coast, mostly the tri-state areas, Jersey, Staten Island.. you can see a bunch of douches here:
http://rjr10036.typepad.com/proceed_at_your_own_risk/guidos/index.html
http://rjr10036.typepad.com/proceed_at_your_own_risk/guidos/index.html
# posted by : 10:37 AM
: 10:37 AM
Here is some live Guido/Douchebag action...so sweet!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1sh7KfXw34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1sh7KfXw34
# posted by : 10:41 AM
: 10:41 AM
Bravo, Peaches, bravo! Your name will now go down in history with the likes of Pumpy, Oompa Prompa, and THE-E one and only, Joseph Porsche. In fact, I am now confident that you are giving Porchey a run for his daddy's money. Men and women alike will no doubt cheer your ability to master the bag gesture #47 as well as the others you display. And by "cheer," I mean puke. So, Peaches, raise your glass and point that abnormally long finger toward the camera. You have officially arrived.
Deuche Baggilo
Deuche Baggilo
PinkBra is perfect in every way (except being near Peaches). That pose makes me feel like Peaches' forehead. I would drain my 401K to entice her to my pink dogcollar. Ouchouchouch. Bleethed out goodness.
-iDouche
-iDouche
# posted by : 1:13 PM
: 1:13 PM
@ anon 10:37
I'd say that if it wasn't every damn picture he was making a gesture. Funny once? maybe if you look normal. X2,X3? I don't think so.
I will agree, he's not the Ultimate Douche that JP is. He lacks accesories. He needs none though. He must be 1 generation away from grieco.
-Lotd
I'd say that if it wasn't every damn picture he was making a gesture. Funny once? maybe if you look normal. X2,X3? I don't think so.
I will agree, he's not the Ultimate Douche that JP is. He lacks accesories. He needs none though. He must be 1 generation away from grieco.
-Lotd
# posted by : 1:22 PM
: 1:22 PM
Peaches exudes so much douche, so perfectly, that there is only one of two explanations.
1. He is either robot alien from planet Douche sent back in time to Bleeth out our entire society and cause the fall of humanity
2. He has been genitically engineered by evil mad scientists.
There is no other explanation for his so perfect and consistant douchings.
-Douche Baggalo Male Hagalo
1. He is either robot alien from planet Douche sent back in time to Bleeth out our entire society and cause the fall of humanity
2. He has been genitically engineered by evil mad scientists.
There is no other explanation for his so perfect and consistant douchings.
-Douche Baggalo Male Hagalo
# posted by : 4:48 PM
: 4:48 PM
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
Big Red gone.
C'mon. So he isn't a oober douche, but c'mon.
Red Cup, Collar Pop, he was a classic.
-X
Big Red gone.
C'mon. So he isn't a oober douche, but c'mon.
Red Cup, Collar Pop, he was a classic.
-X
The amazing lines of his face are marvelous. His eyebrows and and nose form a T at perfect 90 degree angles. Fantastic. His majestic jaw is sculpted into a V (perhaps for victory?). His face is so proportional and angular that ancient Egyptians could have used it to design the pyramids.
I'll raise a red cup tonight in honor of a fallen legend;
Big Red.
But rejoice all ye who hold the Hall of Scrote in due reverence. A true master is elected.
Peaches, you sir, have earned it.
Big Red.
But rejoice all ye who hold the Hall of Scrote in due reverence. A true master is elected.
Peaches, you sir, have earned it.
# posted by : 1:35 PM
: 1:35 PM
Wait a freakin' minute! I KNOW THIS GUY!!! I looked at all your photos, and, for real: Isn't this "Hobie" from Baywatch all grown up??? I saw him all grown up on one of those "Whatever Happened to..." shows a couple of weeks back, and he is now "employed" as some kind of Hollyweed party specialist now. This Peaches guy is grown-up Hobie's clone if it aint him! When the Scrotum Supreme David Hasselhump is your role model/Dad, how can you help but grow up to be anything but a douchebag stalking hot chix?
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