AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! My eyes!

Oh man, I havent even had coffee yet....

-iDouche
 

Does he travel with his own camera hound? Wtf? This looks like the morning after and he's posing for his goodbye shot?

This must be the pregnant girlfriend. She's forced to accept his pointing/partying lifestyle.

How in the hell does he maintain this kind of consistency? I can't even smile the same way twice.

Impressive. And by impressive I mean I want him to get run over by a garbage truck and have his pointy finger catch in the chassis and have his body dragged all around town and then unceremoniously deposited in a landfill. Even then, as a filthy corpse, he will point.
 

His being in the company of a big titted hottie who obviously needs a lap lick would make sense only if it was apparent he had a nodding acquaintance with a comb. Where did you all find this cretin?
 

Every. Single. Shot. It's effing amazing.

...wait wait wait. Maybe his face is actually paralyzed like that and the bones in his finger and shoulder are fused into that position all as a result of a horrible snowboarding accident when he was 13! No?
 

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 

Holy crap. He earns big douche points for consistancy (not like this choad needed any more douche points). I wonder how many hours he has spent in front of the mirror honing his craft? It really is Blue Steele. For us that Ben Stiller movie was a comedy, for him it was apparently a life altering documentary.
It's almost like he is saying. "You shall know, I proclaim thee self to be the biggest douche in (insert whatever gay ass place this guy in tainting up with doucheness). Nay, I shall say, the greatest douche in all the land. It has been written"

Douche Baggelo
 

This is starting to remind me of the scary monkey in the closet from Family Guy. The point is just as intense.

Also any marketers on this board? Peaches would be ideal for promotion. Just get him to point at the product and not the camera.
 

"Boooya" = Best post eva


Peaches can not point to anything other than the camera. He doesn't even mean to do it. It's reflex. Like my laughing at him. We just can't help ourselves.
 

I'm with Dan. I think his right hand is actually paralyzed and he's hardened it into The Pointer using superglue and rebar.

So you shouldn't mock him, he's handidouched - in front of every NJ club he has reserved hottie spaces.
 

I just think this whole thing is weird. I mean, where the hell are they? It looks like they're at some crummy subdivision at dawn/dusk. Also he looks a little like Tom Cruise in this picture so that creeps me out even more. Run Katie Holmes! RUN!
 

Peaches, you can be my wingman any time.

--Scooby Douche
 

I had a dream about Peaches last night. After he was done pointing his finger at a bunch of cameras he came over to me, stared at me very intensely for a moment, asked me if his hair looked good, of course I said yes, he then vanished, in search of more cameras to point his finger at. The endless search........

Whatever it is your looking for in those cameras Peach, I hope you find it.

By the way, nice sunglasses, they hide the tan lines on your face from wearing them so often.
 

Legend has it that when Peaches points, a Bleeth's panties drop.

The Bleethinator
 

HOL - EEEE - SHIT........... I didn't know that Blue Steele was possible at ALL hours of the day. I thought it could only be accomplished at certain points and times. I was obviously mistaken. Did anyone else notice too that his finger gets a little bit closer to the camera every time DB1 posts one of these? It's like he has Elephantitis of the hand and there is really no depth to this picture...... he just has a hand that points thats bigger than his head...... it's grossly disproportionate to the rest of his body. He actually has to valet his hand when he goes out to the club.

Did you see their shadows too? What's that on the left of Peache's leg? It looks like he's got a dildo hanging out of his pocket. WTF?
 

The superhuman consistency exhibited by this douche could only be achieved by him practicing that emotionless douche-look for untold hours in a mirror, and then, upon achieving the douchiest look possible, having his entire face immediately frozen in place with Botox.

I cannot understand why he doesn't upgrade his pointer hand bling. That wimpy 10 kt gold wedding band on the right hand is not worthy for such a high profile job. He needs to go the QVC zirconium route, and choose a Snoop-size nugget. Maybe the half gallon of Botox set him back financially.
 

Where the hell is he finding these pictures?
 

i was wondering the same thing tyler. perhaps DB1 has hit the motherload with peaches.

peacheswithhotchicks.com anyone?

ipointatabsolutelyeverything.com?

peaches is a piece of work. if he knows about his mug up on HCwDB.com, it probably doesn't even bother him. which is frightening.
 

Wedding rings are worn on the left hand.

-iDOuche
 

I cannot help but concur: his consistency is beyond superlatives. He rivals... yes, I will say it... he rivals the Cro-Bagnon in his steely doucheresolve.

--Vinny Scumbaglia
 

I'm pretty sure he's mute. All he has is pointing to get things across, like a trained monkey.

Peaches: [grunt]
Hottie: Aw, he wants the camera, isn't that cute?
 

Mike Dexter?
 

Uncle.....I totally give up. This guy wins. Im all done.
 

Peaches is bound for the Douche Bag Hall of Fame. His unprecedented consistantsy in presenting the same "OMG I am so Hot!" look in picture after picture after picture. This is truly the hallmark of a guy so full of himself he is oblivious to the overall joke, that of course is him.
 

Just incase anyone is wondering....this is an astonishing 5/5.

I'm starting to think "The Point" might be part of his a.m. self motivational speech. Right after he gels up his hair he gives a quick turn of the head and "The Point" while saying "You da man". Then another quick hand through the hair as he turns on his heels and swaggers out of the bathroom.

ya, that's how it goes.
 

The great Ralph Waldo Emerson once wrote: “A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.” One might think that this quotation applies to “Peaches”. One would be wrong. The key here is the word “foolish.” There is nothing foolish in his unvarying gesture. He is drawing attention to that which requires it: you.

This virile Adonis is not mocking you. He is telling you to question your habits, the unconscious repetitions of your life, and the “foolish” addictions of behavior patterns that lock you away in your personal prison of contempt for your fellow man.

Only by passing through the circles of your private Inferno can you know the truth and understand the world the way “Peaches” does. Only then will you be on an even footing and challenge his ever present call.

But by then, every time a camera is pointed at you, you will be found pointing back.
 

Good Ol' Peaches. He is a legend. I was a fool thinking that JP could be topped. Peaches makes JP look like an average bag. thats a strong statement, but i stand by it.
 

Very interesting Advocate, although Peaches should remember that when you point a finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you.
 

God. Dammit.
 

Peaches has to be submitting these

SkanderDouche

Peaches you are a dick
 

Amazing display. HOS for sure.

-X
 

Always. Fucking. Pointing.


I am awed.

Over the past several days, we have learned that he can point with either hand, at any angle, through any obstacle. He's an ambidouche, an omnidouche. Peaches has achieved unity with the DOUCHEFORCE.
 

An alternative theory:

What if his cameraman (and wingman) is Ab Lobster? What if they do the pointing thing in stereo, around the camera? Except, they both always point at Ab Lobster's abs?
Can't you just visualize AL, with his douchesmirk, pointing at his abs with one hand, while taking a picture of Peaches pointing at AL's abs?






Nahh, that can't be right, unless AL holds the camera by his abs, too. Oh well. Looks like DOUCHEFORCE unity it is.
 

Boooya indeed!
I now have the five pics of peaches as my rotating screen saver. Good times.
I was worried for a little while tho. After all, this guy knows he was on here and seemed to enjoy it a little bit, really. Does that take away from the experience at all? What if he is just taking these pictures like this because he KNOWS they'll end up here?
I have concluded that it doesn't matter. Nay, that might even make it better. Because that would mean he is now imitating his own affectations. He has elevated to caricature of a caricature of a caricature. No small feat.
Peaches, I salute you.
 

Is there really any doubt that we have a future HoS'er here?
 

there's got to already be a site where all these pictures are coming from. or perhaps peaches has killed DB1 and infested this site with only his pics...
 

I have been submitting these and I am very glad that I found this site, Peaches is real, I have had the agony of seeing his myspace for three years when a friend sent it to me to laugh at, he has tons of pics such as this, all with different girls...I have seen him in the beach bars since he is from my area, he is as real as the pics...his site is private since about 2 months ago, but I have a mole on the inside...
 

Peaches again? *yawn*
 

Well played anon 12:08. Peaches is the purest laugh I have ever had on this site. Bile free, he just induces joy. For that, I thank you.
And take note, fellow 'bag hunters. Anon's got a MOLE. Now that is dedication to one's craft.
 

Didn't this guy used to teach at the Cobra Kai?

I want to sweep his leg.

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

You know, Peaches is actually starting to grow on me a little bit. I mean, like herpes would, not like an extra inch or two of girth would. His consistency is almost comforting. Relaxing, even. Wait, no, I just farted. My bad.

To Anon 12:08: You have a mole. That frickin' rocks like a hurricane.
 

Peaches MySpace needs to be outed...NOW!

Nice 'hood Peaches.
 

I hate this prick!
 

1. Everyone that knows him must cringe every time a camera comes out... "here he goes again."

2. Science tells me that 5/5 is 100%. Science also tells me that there is a 100% chance that he does the face/point into the mirror while beating off. I feel sorry for mirrors.
 

I'm not sure I beleive anonymous 12:08- if only because I am certain at this point that this is just a very realistic looking manequin. Same facial expression and point every single picture. I have to think this is just a cardboard cut out that people take pics with.
 

Sorry to take away from Peaches here but can someone confirm that Toto is the same douche possibly called Spike? He was once photochopped as some car's headlights.
 

Welcome, 12:08! Pick a name and join the fun!
 

You can see more of this fucking douche bag on his Myspace page. What a douche bag!

http://www.myspace.com/jay_maverick
 

pretty fucking solid
 

you pointing at me?
 

damn we haven't seen this ssort of consistensy, since Big Red!!
 

I cant believe a 33 year old would continue on such a douche path. Seriously grow up!
 

From the Original submitter... AKA...Anon 12:08 wants to know....what will it take to get Peaches to the Hall of Scrote......

Peaches is not only tasty and delicious, but with the six shooter point, well he is also nutritious...what else can you ask for....

Enjoy your 4th, no drinking and driving.....expect Peaches, drive yourself off La Jolla Shores

Whoever found his myspace..good work Encyclopedia Brown, looks like I don't have to confess on Sunday.
 

Anon 10:20 PM: Is that you, Peaches?

If so... wipe your finger, you got one of my boogers on it.
 

Peaches is sure on a roll here. but i have to ask, is he trying to make up for his lack of quality with sheer quantity? none of his hotties look too stellar. except the one in his first appearance. hmm.
 

peaches phone home.
 

Hats off! We have our douche of the week.
 

It's Johnny Bravo!
 

Check Peaches' Myspace, he's dressed like Tom Selleck and Sammy Davis Jr had a baby and sold it to the clergy!

Peaches is wearing a wedding ring now? Buh?

PEACHES DOUCHE WEDDING PHOTOS GO!
 

This could a cruel misunderstanding on our behalf, it dawned on me that another possibility is this individual may be mentally challenged, caught pointing at the funny box object of curiosity about to ask his carers for an explanation < or just a total douche... Come to think of it that pose seems a little Al Pacino\ Robert Deneiro "are u talkin to me"ish
 

Hi, My name is Jamie and I am the girl in the picture and I saw Mr. CutLooseLikaDouche comment and decided to come forward. Please be nice to my brother because you are right he is mentally challenged after being beaten by guerrillas in Paraguay while constructing a water supply for a village orphanage. I know you are just having fun and if he was his old self he might laugh too and he doesnt really know whats happening anyway but it make me feel bad. Thanks, Jamie
 

his doucheness is absolute...his look perfected over decades. Who else could pull the index point and serious blue steel in every photo taken of him? Who else could pose like a cardboard cut-out no matter where he is? The mega-douche master himself...Peaches! You scrote mastering technique is unrivaled...except Old No. 7. Don't mess with that monster...he likes peaches...in his mouth.