I think Elway-bag has been in the tanning booth too long with his shades on, as evidenced by his permanent riddler mask. Dark blue charger chick and devil sign hottie are giving this choad a run for his douche money on with their hand gestures and douchey expressions.
 

Yes! I love this guy. There hasn't been a single douchebag on this site that has cracked me up more consistently than this one. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Make that face, point back at the picture and try not to laugh. Impossible, I know.
Looks like he's married to snarling overbite on the left there. And he's a Bronco's fan. And he's got schlorthead. Dude just keeps getting better and better. He's now a caricature of a caricature.
Oh, and chicks that like sports who also wear jerseys and mash their boobs up against each other while screaming are awesome.
 

This is a true douchebag demonstrating composure under fire.

Standing in the collapsing (shower)pocket, undaunted by the (bleeth)blitz, he delivers the point.

I look into his eyes and cannot. stop. laughing.

--Vinhy Scumbaglia
 

Amazing. 4/4.
 

Noooo!! He's a Broncos fan?!? Is there no God? Hasn't Denver had enough bad press as it is? Oh yeah, the Chargers SUCK!

And is Elway-bag dating the mentally challenged? Looks like it to me. "Yaaay, more punch!"
 

is it just me or does it look like the slore on the left just had a finger stuck in her pooper?
 

What kind of man can be so refined and polished in one photograph and then switch to lowbrow sports festivities and still maintain his sense of self? This so-called “Peaches” man can, that is who.

He presents his signature move in the midst of a cacophony of shrieks and giggles from his female companions. The pressure of their jersey-clad torsos would distract lesser men.

Despite—or maybe because of—his “oh so serious” expression the girls seems to be having a grand time. Peaches brings relaxed frivolity wherever he goes. He is a serious man who refuses to take himself seriously. Because he knows himself.

He points at us and causes us to look inwardly; to glimpse our own hearts and souls. The tightened lips show that he sees through the lens and nothing is hidden from his gaze. He knows that we need to examine our lives, to come to terms with what we have done, to determine the value that we have brought to this world. That single finger point will lead many to evenings of lonely introspection. Rather than hurt, we laugh. We laugh, but not at him. We laugh to protect ourselves.
 

There is a song by a musical artist named Peaches that truly fits this scenario, almost every time. Its playing now...

-iDouche
 

ha ha this HAS to be a photo shop, no Woman in their right mind would be seen in public with an uber douche like this...would they?.
 

Master.
 

Can there just be a sister site of the daily exploits of Peaches? Please?

HCwP doesn't that have a nice ring to it?


This guy is just a golden fountain of pleasure
 

Game over, man! Game over!
 

Just like in baseball, only a catcher wears his cap backwards. And this douchebag is definitely a "catcher".
 

He and that froggy looking chick are Broncos fans. The Chargers chicks rock.
 

make the bad man stop...
 

Hey Casper, that is NOT a devil sign. It is UT's "Hook 'em Horns" sign. Pitiful, isn't it? A bunch fo girls classy enough to be football fans with "Needledick the Bug Fucker".
 

I'd like to stomp Peaches in the nads with my stilleto just to see if his facial expression would change.

This guy is really starting to bother me. Make it stop!
 

How can you go 4/4 - undefeated! - and NOT go into the HoS? First-time ballot entry. Unbelievable. Dude needs to lay off the David DeAngelo emails, step back, and reconsider if he wants to be that guy who parties with the chicks, only for them to laugh their asses off at you when you're not around.

"Tee-hee! Remember this night? All together now... Pointing. At. The. Camera! Hehehehehehehe!"

@ douche's advocate: I didn't get it at first. Great stuff!
 

Nice tonsilectomy!
 

Some guy claiming to be peaches commented in his original thread. All i have to say it doesnt shock me that this guy comes from the most shallow place in the universe, San Diego.

hey Peaches, you are a dick!

SkanderDouche
 

By the way, I know he is wearing a broncos jersey, but there aren't chargers fans anywhere else than San Diego and even that is stretching it. This has to bee SD.

Skanderdouche
 

The Broncos have not worn the helmet on this Neanderthal's T-shirt since Moby Dick was a minnow.
 

Nice grab Skanderdouche.

Looking back at that picture, I saw his hair for the first time. Wow, he's an even bigger douchebag than I thought...and I thought he was a HFDB.
 

Peaches wants YOU! Yes YOU!! To vote for him for Douchebag of the Week! His harpies will wail at the moon until Peaches' demands are met!!! The only way to save ourselves is to sacrifice a virgin at his altar.

Methinks the chicks with him are safe. ;)
 

San Diego may have the highest percentage of Bleeth/Greico on the west coast.

SkanderDouche
 

Nope, I just can't accept this as reality. I agree with Dr. Feeldouche: this has to be photoshopped, right? Right? Please, someone tell me that this was photoshopped. Anyone? Will no one help a brother out? It's so cold. So....cold.....
 

This guy is a pro. I bet he saw how successful Ab Lobster was with his Ab Pointing Technique and that inspired his finger point. The student has become the master.
 

blue steel or magnum?

lurker-
 

he's got douche appeal when it comes to his skincare.
 

chick to left: "Fuckin' rock on!"
Deuche in middle: Nice Trucker Hat.
chick in blue hat: "...i hope this pic is from my tits up so they wont see how FAT i am!"
Chargers chick: "A-A-A-H-H-H!! Dont touch me, douche!!"

Deuche Baggilo
 

Even if they are Chargers fans!

Sorry. Forgot to add that, like, 6 hours ago.
 

San Diego? If you want DoucheWest, it's a bit farther north. I would even place Orange well ahead of San Diego on both the shallow and douche matrices. I'm not saying such types aren't to be found here, but they are nowhere near the quality or quantity despoiling LA/Orange.

P.S. The Chargers rock all you jellouse haters.
 

Douche Vader, by the way...nice play! I couldnt do it. I tried making that face sober and drunk, and I laughed both times. Well done, chap!

Deuche Baggilo
 

AFC West in the House!
 

He is Gay,right?
Notice the wedding band on RIGHT hand?
That means Gay,right???
 

I came up with a name:
The Douche Fairy
)The Tooth Fairy(

I thought it was funny...
 

i thought this is a pic of SLICED PEACHES?

so why isn't he sliced up? or at least severely injured? HUH?!
 

classic. absolute poise under fire. the ability to replicate the signature look in so many different venues is uncanny.

Not even ab lobster has had such a well developed, honed, signature move.

do i smell hall of scrote?
 

Surely this man is HoS worthy...I count 4 mindblowing handpoint pictures already...hasn't he done enough to deserve the honor yet!

snoop doggy douche
 

Peaches is an American hero. And by "American hero" I mean giant waste of space.
 

As if I needed another reason to despise "The Point".


GO PATS!
 

This guy has tan lines on his face from wearing over priced sunglasses all the time.

That look on his face belongs in some kind of museum of D-Bag culture.
 

Peaches: "I also do bar mitzvahs. Book early and save $5.00!"

.... fucking clown shoes.
 

as a broncos fan I jsut have to say how nice it is to see some old school uniform stuff still around. The new ones are the worst. The worst jerry, the worst.
 

Peaches is THE biggest douche to come along in a while. And look at the different looks. the dressed down backward hat is phenomenal. And when i say phenomenal i mean the stuff douche legends are made of.
 

Peaches is the very reason I'm a Raider fan (yes, I know they suck right now but so have all of your teams at some point in the past). I would love to see Peaches pull Blue Steel at a Raider-Bronco game in Oakland. I think the finger might be the only thing left of him.

Frodo Douchebaggins
 

He is a monster douche, but are the chicks he is with hot enough? They look like they would blow anyone in the Charger's parking lot if you told them you were Ryan Leaf.
 

What a relief Peaches is not a Chargers fan. Go Chargers! Yay for the HC in the Chargers jersey!!!
 

After multiple Peaches viewings, this thought just occured to me-- how does he always get the same amount of 5 o'clock shadow? Its like 80's George Michael there was always the same smallest amount of hair growth.
 

You can see more of this fucking douche bag on his Myspace page. What a douche bag!

http://www.myspace.com/jay_maverick
 

the AFC West sucks ever since the Seattle Seahawks left. but not as much as Peaches does.
 

YES San Diego is the Douche Capital of the west coast. Even more so than LA.


FUCK SAN DIEGO
 

Down with Peaches and the Chargers...Seahawks robbed in 2005 and will prevail this year...Peaches gives the Seahawks 2 finger shots, 1 misplaced wedding ring and 18 glaring "Blue Steel" stares..tasty, delicious and nutritious

Anon 12:08 outtie....enjoy the 4th and you have made my year with the witty comments. I bow down.
 

I live in San Diego, and I agree it is CHOCK FULL of douche bags and dumbass whores!
 

Yes San Diego breeds stupidity
 

I think I know the chick in the #14 jersey, and by know, I mean in the biblical sense.
 

she looks retarded.
 

Hey! Why all the hate for San Diego??? Jeebus people, dang!

Oh.......oh...oh NO! (Looking at MySpace) Peaches IS from my hometown. Oh, no...Lordy!

I am amazed Peaches has a pic of himself smiling on his MySpace.
 

chica, did you go to PB for the 4th? It was a HCwDB festival! I live in SD, and will be the first to admit that it is filled with fucking douche bags! And just as annoying are the 'hot chicks' whores that a complete bitches and borderline retards, and the remaining fat chicks that think they are hot JUST because they live in SD and wear hip hugger jeans that show off their love handles. if you are honest, you will admit, many of the SD inhabitants are a sad joke.
 

Is that Blue Steel.....or Magnum?
 

Is that Blue Steel.....or Magnum?
 

is that rachel mcadams on the left?