Twin on the left, its a waterbottle not a phone, douchebag!!!
 

Not these scrotes again. Hottie (hard to tell given angle & unfortunate positioning of right arm) is sportin' a "Dr. Evil", while Abbutt & Choadstello here look about as manly as Elton John in a Victoria's Secret. I'd like to get one of those FAA bird carcass shooting guns to see if those Dollar General shades would protect their heads from a 500mph frozen turkey. I'd think not but that's what experiments are for.
 

These things aren't human. Can't be human. Stupid aliens should get better diagrams of us before they attempt to walk among us. And on our planet, we don't use liquid containment units as communications devices you stupid alien choades.

Martian Baghunter.
 

For some reason I have a very strange craving for an Oreo right now.
 

Jesus, when did low riders become fashionable for men? Pull your f'ing pants up losers. Oh wait, it has only become cool in the Land of Douche.
I wish I could see more of the hottie.
No need to worry. These total scrotes will eventually take a weekly title. They do refuse to give up.
 

Douchebag #2 looks like he's trying to smother a fart against the railing of the walkway. Douchebag #1 appears to be talking to headquarters on his pink sportsbottle cell phone. Is it just me, or do both of these guys seem overdue for a good ass-kicking?

Guy Ladouche
 

Pumpy would snap these two accidents in half with this thumb and forefinger for wandering into the hallowed ground of douchebaggery.

See? Pumpy is good for something after all.
 

All three look kinda anorexic

- Bagwan Singh
 

Martian Baghunter:

These things are not human; someone obviously has been cross-breeding greyhound dogs with slim jim meat snacks.

The pale petite pixie with the trampstamp looks slatternly in a good amateur porn kinda way but I can't understand why her drink looks like the straw is garnished between two flanking weenies. Oh wait, it's a theme; SHE too is a straw sandwiched between two weenies.
 

Which one wears the strap-on?

-Bagwan Singh
 

Just as I looked at that pic, the commercial for "I now pronounce you chuck and larry" was on TV and the line: "We're not transexuals, we're gay!" was said.

Couldn't have been better timing or more fitting.

Manscaping = gay douche.
 

it physically hurts to look at this. really.

I can't believe noone has said anything about the oldskool TMNT drinking bottles. Those are like 80's vintage. WTF?

It makes me nautious to think this girl would think these guys are "hot"

If i had seen this pic before the vote it MAY have influenced my decision.

-Lotd
 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 

This post has been removed by the author.
 

Those sunglasses allow them to see that yuppies and businessmen are actually aliens from another planet. They stole them off Roddy Piper and David Keith.

I thought the contrast on my computer monitor was off. I mean, look at the skin tones of Rammstein compared to the alabaster hottie. They shop at the Oompa Prompa self-tanning salon. I think even their armpits are orange!
 

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick Douche ass, and I just ran out of bubblegum."
 

Appears as if STD #2 is mixing the Oompa Prompa look with his manorexic ab scrotebag look...Hear ye, hear ye STD #2, you will never be Oompa Prompa! But your attempt only gets you closer to a weekly title...
 

In the face, these guys look like aliens. And lets not forget that it's easy to have abs when you only weigh 40 lbs. Let's hope those TMNT water bottles have some weightgainer 4000 in them. I think their stomachs are starting to chew on their backbones. And shouldn't the girls be more tan than the guys?

Deuche Baggilo
 

Am I wrong, or are the Twins taking it up a notch with the introduction of a behind the back 'bag hand-gesture? Serious props for that, dudes. And by serious props, I mean rabbit vibrators.
 

Hey stereo Douches:

You lost last week. Face the facts that even two of you can not match the wit of Peaches. And by wit i mean the douche aura that engulfs him and all those around him. I mean look at all the peaches pics. He looks so calm. Has hot chicks that are making out, throwing signs etc. all you see is the gieco/point.

I didnt vote for you last week and I wont this week. even the hot pink water bottle wont help.
 

my stream of consciousness impression... what's with the expression on the Right Channel Stereodouche? yeh, looks like he's fanning a fart back over the railing... where does Left Channel store his internal organs.. is he calling in an airstrike with the flaming pink sportsbottle?... the sunglasses are killing it for them, maybe they could give ol' Peaches a run for the money if they removed them... wait they *can't* remove them because there would be huge pale skinpatches under them, right?.. that must be it... the chick is not that hot... "manorexic" haha that's funny... no, it's disturbing.

--Vinny Scumbaglia
 

i voted for these guys last week against the impossible odds of peaches, and i will vote for them again this week in a heartbeat. douche x2 is x2 much for me.
 

Last week, they made me laugh, this week, 2 douchey beanpoles, with douchey designer frames, with douchey attention grabbing waterbottles and the BleethQueen to boot. I am squimish and fighting off diarrhea. Eff you DB1.

The Bleethinator
 

now that's an acronym that can cheer me up in the morning.

but then i found out that STDs are still bagging hotties and i have less incentive to cheerful.
 

these guys are ripped!

other than the silly posed facial expression hamming it up for the camera, I bet in real life they are hot
 

ripped in a starve themselves sort of way. i don't equate skeletor with hot.

eat a fucking sandwich douches.
 

Ripped? Their sphincters may be ripped....
 

Their lower bodies are attracted to each other like moths to the flame. Even the presence of the Midget Queen cannot stop the power! If these STDs aren't ass pounding fudge packers, I will be HIGHLY amazed. They're gross....manorexia is a terrible, terrible disease. I think SHE needs to but THEM a few sammiches!!!

*Darkstock...These things are not human; someone obviously has been cross-breeding greyhound dogs with slim jim meat snacks.*

That was f*cking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
 

These two standing erect look like a couple of 140 lb. weaklings, making them even funnier than we had thought. I think the chick has bigger delts than the STDs. I agree with whoever, the chicks not hot but she gets bleeth bonus points for the trampstamp.
 

Okay, I just went through the archives back to April (and if you can go further without putting your head through the drywall next to you, be my guest...), and I cannot find a single instance of the no-look behind-the-back 'bag gesture.
Here is my theory-
The STDs have an act which they call each other on their bottle-phones to coordinate: One does a tongue-hand gesture combo, which he then 'passes' behind his back to the other twin, who 'catches' it behind his back, and brings the hand gesture up to his tongue to complete the double play. This amazing display of "twin mind-reading" is enough to bleeth gullible (read: blonde) hotties in the immediate vicinity.
 

@d.h., db ...

Can't argue with sound reasearch: think you've got something there.

I have a feeling there is also something going on with the sunglasses in all of this, using the reflections therefrom to 'choadangulate' correctly towards the camera while the intricate process unfolds.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think anyone's every indicated that being a douchebag is, or should be, easy. There are myriad wanna-bes that simply don't generate the required scrotical choadacity.

--Vinny Scumbaglia
 

These guys gross me out. Go eat a cheeseburger you anorexic assholes.

Skanderbag
 

Pale little hottie's tramp stamp almost looks like the symbol of Christianity.
 

"Uk, mooooom! Er din sandiches STILL not reedy? Ek, fien, we go der ootseed mik er neenja teertel boottles and look moore hot, ya?"
"Ek!? How dees tings werk? I been roobing heed mik boottle fer feeve whole minuten unt eem STEEL mik da therstee?!"
"No, Sven and Byorn, you're doing it wrong. Suck on the straw. Pretend it's a penis."
"Ohhhhh."
 

I think they deserve something just for being twins and both being doubly douchtonic...
 

douchey howser--Nice work. I think you've nailed it on this one.

Just like I'd still nail Bleeth here.

I can only hope that when I pull her out from between the douche magnets, they slam together and shatter.
 

The spray tan is nasty as hell, the first girl in history to have given her boyfriend her sunglasses needs to be found (when a time machine is invented) and shot on principle, but I think we all need to give it up for the TMNT water jug/bottle things they have. For real.
 

they are so uber-gay :rolleyes:
 

They're like bookends for people that think "tan" is a verb.
 

Oh NOOO! Did someone let these two out of the lab?! How long ago was this photograph taken? Are they still on the grounds?!? YOU DON'T KNOW?? Lock this place down and get the CDC on the phone! If they get into population we'll have an epidemic on our hands...

[Alarms]

"Attention all personnel. This facility is now under an emergency level three containment protocol. This is not a drill. Repeat: This is not a drill. Report to your station managers immediately for further instruction."

I told you not to play God, but you wouldn't listen! Now look what you've done.
 

Why is she posing for a picture with the aliens from Signs? Someone douse them with some water, stat.
 

These two walking abortions are frank with each other.One is Frank one night the other is Frank the next!

Texas Douche 'Em
 

"Wonder Twins activate" "form of douchus maximus" "oh damn, we can't change back, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 

Did they have their penises removed so they could fit in some more abs? When you strip away your bodyfat, must you also be stripped of your dignity? This picture suggests the affirmative to both questions.
 

So these two have reached the feminine ideal of less than 3% bodyfat. Who cares?

Cosmo reading whores. I meant them, not the pale skank who likes these skeletons.

They have exactly the kind of sense of humor that makes you hate men in general. Thick or thin, you're all sacks of douchebagery. If you couldn't run to Starbuck's for me or take out the trash I'd stick with my girlfriends and some toys. (Well, I'll do that, too.)

These skinny clowns are half the douchebags that you guys are, in bodyweight.
 

Yeah, you know you're a douche when you're tanner than a girl.
 

How do you keep on doing it DB1???
WoW!
You are aMaZiNg!
Ya DiIiIgGgGgGgG???
I got chu aDdIcTeDdd...

LOL
 

Douche on left is down-right SCARY!
Is he wearing a Halloween costume?
I'm skeerTT!!!!!
 

revolting.

worst. twin'bags. ever.

though i do have to give it up for the TMNT bottles, no doubt filled with Summer's Eve.
 

Ah yes....just what the world needs. More "surfer dudes". Nice sippy cups, thumb-dicks. It is in moments like this, when I am poised to bring down my full. observational wrath upon vapid, self-obsessed, preening beach idiots, that I wish to forsake all of mankind. Sigh. That being said, what is with the expressions on the turd fucker twins? Thing on the right looks like he's constipated. The other is, "I'm cool, right? Right? Right?
The funny thing is that in both pictures I've seen of these jerks, there is no attention at all paid to the "ladies" featured in their douchebag sandwich. Like they're not even there....I'll bet there is a mirror close by, and these guys are in front of it a lot!
Add up the I.Q.'s of the three, and it wouldn't be more than guy on the left. O.K. Done now. I'm headed for the hills....
 

I meant to say, 'more than the guy on the left weighs'. Ahh, proofreading.
 

omg... I am speachless. The have a ascended to a new level of douchery. Honestly I think they are covering up for the fact that they both like men. No straight guy I know would pose like that. TWICE+
 

Is that a Scooby Doo cup she's drinking out of?
 

Something tells me that these 2 fuckwits, know about HCWd and enjoy the attention, because let's be brutally honest here...

NO ONE IN THERE SANE FUCKING MINDS WOULD WANT TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED LOOKING LIKE A COMPLETE UTTER FUCKWIT (x 2)
WITHOUT ASKING FOR A BLUNT AXE IN THEIR HEADS.

IT'S INCREDIBLE THAT THESE CUNTS ACTUALLY TAKE THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY...
 

Those two sperm swappers are going mess up the back seat of the iroc.
 

So today my older brother told me to take a look at this website, as we were looking through these douchebag dudes we recognized a girl who we know. The girl in the middle of this picture is a friend of ours. The two dudes in the pictures are people who are Betas at the University of Washington. Their names are Jesse and Jason Robinett. Check them out on facebook.com. http://washington.facebook.com/profile.php?id=10704999&hiq=jesse%2Crobinett

Go there and enjoy more pictures of this outstanding twins. thank you hotchickswithdouchebags.com for making this evening the best ever.