Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Submitting Pics to HCwDB
Submitting pics to me, DB1, here at HCwDB is the heart and soul of this site. Without my fellow 'bag hunters patrolling the swamps and cesspools of MySpace, Facebook and various club pic sites, the genius cuts of scrote/hott I serve up on a daily basis wouldn't be possible. And while we'll occasionally lose a Lockjaw, the Holy Mission of exposing douchebaggery and Hott commingling more than justifies these small losses.
But with the increase in emails, now seems a good time on the general guidelines on what NOT to submit to me for consideration.
If you think you've found a worthy pic and are about to email it to me, first run through this handy checklist. And by handy, I mean perfect rump.
Do NOT send the pic if any of the following apply:
1. Your best friend posing at a car show with a professional Hottie paid to be there. Especially when your best friend not only has zero douchey characteristics, but looks like Drew, the O-Face guy in Office Space.
2. Your best friend's prom pic. Unless he's The Prompa, save it.
3. A pic of an ex-boyfriend whom you explain in graphic detail screwed over either you, your sister or your sorority friend, followed by begging me to run it on the site to get back at him. Yet the pic only features a closeup, and he's smiling and looks like a cast member from Boy Meets World.
4. A pic of four douchebags sitting around, drinking beer, with nary a hottie in sight. Please note the title of the site. While exceptional douche-only pics are worth submitting, as they often run with Reader Mail, four run of the mill 'bags are not in keeping with the site's modus operandi.
5. Pics of Fred Thompson or Dennis Kucinich with their respective wives. Yes, they are both serious douchebags. Yes they both have hottie trophy wives. But no I will not run them.
6. Halloween pics. While I'll make the occasional exception for the uber-hott who displays her inner slut on the Hallows Eve, a dude dressed in costume is not a douchebag. By definition. There are occasional exceptions to this rule, but they are rare.
7. Awkward blurry cell-phone pics of some dude you had a one night stand with. Look, I'm sorry he gave you crabs, but I'm not running it on the site.
I will, however, happily consider any pic that reasonably conforms to the site's mission statement. So please keep sending the good ones. And by good, I mean hottie/scrotey. The Zen Douche Buddhist Duality. Without you 'bag hunters and hotties tracking down the HCwDB wrongness, I might have to stop drinking at 10am and do some work around here. I also enjoy hearing from anyone who just wants to say hi, or is a hottie and can prove it with pics, preferably graphic ones. So with that being said, drop a line and say boo. I'm slow to respond but I read all emails. My email remains: douchebag1@hotchickswithdouchebags.com.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 4:51 PM 
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You are correct Captain, she does indeed. Byorn Borg lurker bag in the back is hilarious tho. And what the fuck? Does douche have on some sort of shiny chastity belt?
Is that a mirror behind the chick on the reader's right? Either that, or she's got the exact same outfit on and giving nearly the same pose. As for the chick on the left...boys, I'd stick it in her EAR!!! That's right, EAR!
Lurker-bag in the background had better stay under the shade with all that hair.
Deuche Baggilo
Lurker-bag in the background had better stay under the shade with all that hair.
Deuche Baggilo
somebody better tell blondie that the intimidator, aka Dale Earnhardt Sr. is going to be pissed when he finds out she is wearing his driving glasses.
# posted by 
: 2:23 PM
: 2:23 PM
It's hard to describe the wrongness of ass-hottie being with that bag. Rather, I'm picturing the wrongness of her being with me.
# posted by : 2:28 PM
: 2:28 PM
Now, here's one thing about Douchebags... They do tend to wear rather expensive but dumb clothing. Mostly one-time use. They're heavily manscaped.
The "douche" in this pic... is just broke. Not manscaped. He does need to straighten his hat, tho.
I challenge the doucheness here.
And, he's obviously at some event, because both girls on the right are wearing the same thing.
The "douche" in this pic... is just broke. Not manscaped. He does need to straighten his hat, tho.
I challenge the doucheness here.
And, he's obviously at some event, because both girls on the right are wearing the same thing.
Mazz, I take thy challenge!
Douche because:
0) Hat tilt (0 because you noted it)
1) aviator sunglasses (not a sufficient condition, yes, but it's a standard 'bag combo accessory...normal guy wearing them, fine. Wearing them with other 'bag accessories: you're a douchebag.)
2) wrist-protector watch (leather band)
3) LOW-slung board shorts.
3.5) IF they're board shorts; given the crop on this picture, they could be long pants.
3.55) In which case, he's a douchebag for having a lace-up crotch.
4) Goatee (when combo-optioned with aviator glasses, both become douche)
5) Camouflage pants.
6) IGNORING THE HOTTIES (look at the limp hang of his hands. He's treating them like furniture)
7) The "Fuck you 'baghunter" head-tilt.
8) Hottie on our right's left hand is pawing his stomach. Cross-reference to (6), and note her grin at pawing him.
9) Hottie on our left's right ass cheek.
10) Hottie on our left's left ass cheek.
11) The rest of hottie on our left.
12) Two hotties, and my subsequent envy.
This man, I argue, IS a douchebag. Just an average one, but a 'bag nonetheless.
Douche because:
0) Hat tilt (0 because you noted it)
1) aviator sunglasses (not a sufficient condition, yes, but it's a standard 'bag combo accessory...normal guy wearing them, fine. Wearing them with other 'bag accessories: you're a douchebag.)
2) wrist-protector watch (leather band)
3) LOW-slung board shorts.
3.5) IF they're board shorts; given the crop on this picture, they could be long pants.
3.55) In which case, he's a douchebag for having a lace-up crotch.
4) Goatee (when combo-optioned with aviator glasses, both become douche)
5) Camouflage pants.
6) IGNORING THE HOTTIES (look at the limp hang of his hands. He's treating them like furniture)
7) The "Fuck you 'baghunter" head-tilt.
8) Hottie on our right's left hand is pawing his stomach. Cross-reference to (6), and note her grin at pawing him.
9) Hottie on our left's right ass cheek.
10) Hottie on our left's left ass cheek.
11) The rest of hottie on our left.
12) Two hotties, and my subsequent envy.
This man, I argue, IS a douchebag. Just an average one, but a 'bag nonetheless.
# posted by : 2:55 PM
: 2:55 PM
Four words of torso doucheosity:
wax on.
wax off.
His goatee gives him away - the man is hirsute IRL.
By definition, waxed torso=douche.
Mazz, you will learn the signs, and you will know them when you see them.
wax on.
wax off.
His goatee gives him away - the man is hirsute IRL.
By definition, waxed torso=douche.
Mazz, you will learn the signs, and you will know them when you see them.
# posted by : 3:19 PM
: 3:19 PM
Sweet holy god! What a BEAUTIFUL ass. That is 100% American home grown goodness. Yeah, she's totally bleethed, and so is her girlfriend....but..wait. What was I saying?
I don't think this dude is overly baggy. Yes, the hat is tilted, but the sunglasses and watch are both the fashion trends at the moment, as are the camo pants/shorts. As someone also mentioned, it looks like it could be something promotional, as the brown outfit seems to be a repeating theme. So if he's a passer-by who just stopped to get his picture taken with some spokesmodels, he's being pretty low key about it. No bag gestures, no bling, no tongue lolling around like a drunken golden retriever. I give him a pass........and what a sweet ass!
I don't think this dude is overly baggy. Yes, the hat is tilted, but the sunglasses and watch are both the fashion trends at the moment, as are the camo pants/shorts. As someone also mentioned, it looks like it could be something promotional, as the brown outfit seems to be a repeating theme. So if he's a passer-by who just stopped to get his picture taken with some spokesmodels, he's being pretty low key about it. No bag gestures, no bling, no tongue lolling around like a drunken golden retriever. I give him a pass........and what a sweet ass!
I'll take the brunette any day over the glossy paste. (Corrrr, what's her name, anyway?!?) Yeah, the blonde's got a nice backside, but who cares? She's schmucking up her lips like a typical Hollister/Abercrombie/Aeropostale/American Eagle employee, bleh. After you "get what you want", then what? An actual conversation?
Please.
As for the The Darkness, she's quite lovely and has a great view. She's all *woman*. Yes, the Iowa B is taken with her heh heh
The Pay-As-You-Play douche, well...he is what he is, let us be clear. Fear not, he'll soon return to his dear Joey Ramone waiting in the rafters as you can see for some "raucous NASCAR good times!"
Please.
As for the The Darkness, she's quite lovely and has a great view. She's all *woman*. Yes, the Iowa B is taken with her heh heh
The Pay-As-You-Play douche, well...he is what he is, let us be clear. Fear not, he'll soon return to his dear Joey Ramone waiting in the rafters as you can see for some "raucous NASCAR good times!"
well this is the price of popularity DB1. if HCwD gets any bigger we might be looking at a hottie-staffed department that filters submission emails for you. wouldn't that be grand, DB1?
hahaha.
hahaha.
by the way:
1. i've seen this pic on HCwD before. classic pic.
2. Dennis Kucinich finally got married? hmm. (douchebag!)
1. i've seen this pic on HCwD before. classic pic.
2. Dennis Kucinich finally got married? hmm. (douchebag!)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is that King Douchious IV? I see a resemblance. Not so fond of the brunette - with those teeth and her pointy jaw, she looks like one of those Blue Meanies from a Beatles cartoon. Yummy profile, otherwise, though. Nice legs.
Iowa: so the blond is a love-'em-and-leave-'em, disposable type of gal. Whatever - live for the moment, my friend. (Gable rocks!)
JG, what's with the uber-hostile avatar? Artistically, it's cool. But it's not you. Tell me it's just a temporary mood.
Iowa: so the blond is a love-'em-and-leave-'em, disposable type of gal. Whatever - live for the moment, my friend. (Gable rocks!)
JG, what's with the uber-hostile avatar? Artistically, it's cool. But it's not you. Tell me it's just a temporary mood.
# posted by : 8:41 PM
: 8:41 PM
JG, I must respectfully disagree with your kind gift of a "pass" to this douchebag. I recall the great 'bag huntress's view to item number 6 (especially given item 8). Regardless of how he got into that picture, in this case, he is doing his damnedest to look like he hasn't noticed the gorgeous girls cuddling up to him.
Classical Douche Theory, as I understand it, thus dictates that he be 'bag. Ignoring the HC is one of those conditions which, by itself, qualifies the dude in question as DB.
Classical Douche Theory, as I understand it, thus dictates that he be 'bag. Ignoring the HC is one of those conditions which, by itself, qualifies the dude in question as DB.
# posted by : 11:05 PM
: 11:05 PM
He is douche, and douche he shall be, until such time as he douches no more. So sayeth the king.
Oh, and the rasta hackey-sack skate-boarder mouth-breathing lurking wallflower potted plant/type thumb-dick in the back ground is making me nervous. Or is it Miss Pouty-Mouth Soft-Buns. Yeech!
And is it me, or is the brunette doing a McCarther impersonation?
"I will return".
Dating myself now.
Oh, and the rasta hackey-sack skate-boarder mouth-breathing lurking wallflower potted plant/type thumb-dick in the back ground is making me nervous. Or is it Miss Pouty-Mouth Soft-Buns. Yeech!
And is it me, or is the brunette doing a McCarther impersonation?
"I will return".
Dating myself now.
I don't care to comment on Dennis Hopper-douche; he's a minor league bagguette.
The brunette wearing Angela Landsbury's shades does nothing for me either; I believe she's from the Carribean island of N'assatall ('cause she got no ass at all, mon).
But Blondie's fleshy schmoove saddlebags are wondrous indeed; all-American cornfed goodness, so pure that it has ne'er been besmirched with poop or toots as is the case with girls like this (I believe they redirect their waste product into Choad's front pockets via their navels, as apparently is the case here).
The brunette wearing Angela Landsbury's shades does nothing for me either; I believe she's from the Carribean island of N'assatall ('cause she got no ass at all, mon).
But Blondie's fleshy schmoove saddlebags are wondrous indeed; all-American cornfed goodness, so pure that it has ne'er been besmirched with poop or toots as is the case with girls like this (I believe they redirect their waste product into Choad's front pockets via their navels, as apparently is the case here).
# posted by : 6:30 AM
: 6:30 AM
Yep, saw this pic before. Couldn't find it in the archives, but I did find this, this, and this.
Still think he's not baggy, JG?
Still think he's not baggy, JG?
Haahaa- the beautiful lady on the right is my best friend. They are at an 80's Porn Star Party- and yes she has a partner in crime wearing the same outfit. She's def the hottness!!!
# posted by : 10:23 PM
: 10:23 PM
This pic should be added to the main site: http://photos-591.ak.facebook.com/ip006/v44/193/43/7703325/n7703325_31757591_8671.jpg
# posted by : 4:24 PM
: 4:24 PM
http://clubparada.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=51337&g2_serialNumber=2
# posted by : 8:54 PM
: 8:54 PM
Seriously ... this picture is over-freaking-flowing with douchiness.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=68866702&albumID=0&imageID=5566588
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=68866702&albumID=0&imageID=5566588
# posted by : 10:59 PM
: 10:59 PM
Too many photos to choose from! Here's a major Chicago douchebag who thinks he's a poet:
http://mark40e.livejournal.com/
http://mark40e.livejournal.com/
# posted by : 3:41 PM
: 3:41 PM
ADD THIS
http://images30.fotki.com/v50/photos/2/237512/4960420/JB_Halloween_2007_02-vi.jpg
http://images30.fotki.com/v50/photos/2/237512/4960420/JB_Halloween_2007_02-vi.jpg
# posted by : 11:51 AM
: 11:51 AM
hey here COME THE DOUCHEBAG CREW YOU SHOULD ADD THIS
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee5/xemnas_016/DOUCHEBAGCREW.jpg?t=1197759340
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee5/xemnas_016/DOUCHEBAGCREW.jpg?t=1197759340
# posted by : 2:56 PM
: 2:56 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB6012-738110.jpg this chick needs to win some award Go Go Girl next door?
# posted by : 12:44 PM
: 12:44 PM
Merry Xmas douches.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=45934141
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=45934141
# posted by : 3:56 PM
: 3:56 PM
http://www.subfighter.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1019594&highlight=#1019594
Allison Stokke with a dork
Allison Stokke with a dork
# posted by : 5:13 AM
: 5:13 AM
Saw too many douches to count in Vegas last weekend, but forgot my camera. Next time I'll have some pics for ya!
# posted by : 8:13 PM
: 8:13 PM
Alright, pure douche baggery at its absolute what the fuck - http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/JBogucci25/IMG_1431.jpg
# posted by : 1:16 AM
: 1:16 AM
Ultimate Vegas Whore....and her douchettes
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=9586062
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=9586062
# posted by : 1:18 AM
: 1:18 AM
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=253360535&albumID=613522&imageID=3378696
some hot chick with a huge douchebag. look at his fucking hair, his tie, and his scarf.
some hot chick with a huge douchebag. look at his fucking hair, his tie, and his scarf.
# posted by : 1:34 PM
: 1:34 PM
I was looking through photobucket and found these pictures. Check out the hot chicks with this dork in the awesome sweater! lmao
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj44/1980_2_2008/IMG_3675.jpg
oh and check out the dudes with this same hot chick. nice grill man!
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj44/1980_2_2008/LOSERSLMAO.jpg
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj44/1980_2_2008/IMG_3675.jpg
oh and check out the dudes with this same hot chick. nice grill man!
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj44/1980_2_2008/LOSERSLMAO.jpg
http://b7.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01384/77/18/1384228177_l.jpg
... Well what more can i say, incredibly cute but seriously what is with the hands?? From you #1 fan in Brisbane Australia
... Well what more can i say, incredibly cute but seriously what is with the hands?? From you #1 fan in Brisbane Australia
# posted by : 1:20 AM
: 1:20 AM
I came across this page with pics of ginos and felt compelled to show it to you and my fellow douche-haters. It doesn't contain many hot chicks (though an argument could be made for the chick posing with three douches in front of a fence) so I didn't email DB1. However, the misguided and delusional young men featured in these pictures are absolutely douche-tastic and would be absolutely worthy of a post if they were photographed near any hotties.
http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/
RG
http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/
RG
# posted by : 2:55 PM
: 2:55 PM
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=bdtevs&s=3
I would like to submit my douchebag friend for your consideration. This is a classic picture of a douchebag coming up and grinding with a girl he has never spoken to and has yet to realize what is coming. Typically, douchbags like this wait until they are too drunk to speak in order to attempt it. I also have a picture of this man pooping on a car, which solidifies his douchebaginess.
The email chain between my friends that will come from this will be awesome.
Thanks
Brad
I would like to submit my douchebag friend for your consideration. This is a classic picture of a douchebag coming up and grinding with a girl he has never spoken to and has yet to realize what is coming. Typically, douchbags like this wait until they are too drunk to speak in order to attempt it. I also have a picture of this man pooping on a car, which solidifies his douchebaginess.
The email chain between my friends that will come from this will be awesome.
Thanks
Brad
# posted by : 5:55 PM
: 5:55 PM
Video Douchery; feel it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NScZiL9T-n4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NScZiL9T-n4&feature=related
# posted by : 3:27 PM
: 3:27 PM
major hottie, major douchebag
http://a885.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_75f9da87e3e9f671d1e5f6454a2a2bcc.jpg
http://a885.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_75f9da87e3e9f671d1e5f6454a2a2bcc.jpg
# posted by : 11:15 AM
: 11:15 AM
Standard 'Bag Sandwich' (SBS):
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/2802/10001jpgfullwu6.jpg
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/2802/10001jpgfullwu6.jpg
# posted by : 7:46 PM
: 7:46 PM
you need to post this:
[IMG]http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l51/1da2nv/n500991084_378898_4431.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l51/1da2nv/n500991084_378898_4431.jpg[/IMG]
# posted by : 2:02 AM
: 2:02 AM
http://a493.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/l_d6afe297eada9ec071e0031b6df2889c.jpg
# posted by : 8:38 PM
: 8:38 PM
disagree with the ass- looks like some squats are needed here- too droopy, shoulda got a suit with some support
# posted by : 5:25 PM
: 5:25 PM
Not your normal douche
No, it's not a Halloween party... it's a Fetish Night... the best part of the photo: I'm pretty sure the "hotties" are actually men. I know, it doesn't actually qualify for the site but c'mon... douches being douchie thinking they're macking on women (who are actually men) -- that's classic!!!
No, it's not a Halloween party... it's a Fetish Night... the best part of the photo: I'm pretty sure the "hotties" are actually men. I know, it doesn't actually qualify for the site but c'mon... douches being douchie thinking they're macking on women (who are actually men) -- that's classic!!!
# posted by : 6:52 PM
: 6:52 PM
If you just go to this guys website he's a total douche!!! Every pic he has could be used on this site:
http://a328.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/l_a44d8da2f465b8184c7465fbf65b186f.jpg
http://a432.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_743e5bea613cb395c743115fa53dcdaf.jpg
I think he's wearing the girls necklace in this one:
http://a330.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_05ba7bb1e95e47f9116edb26ce52e7d9.jpg
If he squeezes his fingers together any tighter his vains are gonna explode:
http://a613.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/113/l_406facd0428a159f01fdb4d4c702fe04.jpg
HOLY SHIT... I think this is a married couple:
http://a703.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_fbf4fa4893125d099715c78e5c0fac26.jpg
Wow!!!
http://a212.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/48/l_0a884f8742a9e10db3b49000faa1a703.jpg
http://a513.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/124/l_42d1bce22094087595419d38b704ca90.jpg
http://a15.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/102/l_bda03d4ba453195cec8754aaf295b296.jpg
http://a617.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/l_85fb30dcf09e65de6a979b67971253d0.jpg
http://a408.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_b557dcb516b3d2591f1824f9d611d2ef.jpg
http://a894.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_765921c569e03c66cfab0a1bbe9c7245.jpg
I wasn't kidding when I said almost every picture on his page can be used.. This guys douchebag royalty!!!
http://a328.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/21/l_a44d8da2f465b8184c7465fbf65b186f.jpg
http://a432.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_743e5bea613cb395c743115fa53dcdaf.jpg
I think he's wearing the girls necklace in this one:
http://a330.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_05ba7bb1e95e47f9116edb26ce52e7d9.jpg
If he squeezes his fingers together any tighter his vains are gonna explode:
http://a613.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/113/l_406facd0428a159f01fdb4d4c702fe04.jpg
HOLY SHIT... I think this is a married couple:
http://a703.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_fbf4fa4893125d099715c78e5c0fac26.jpg
Wow!!!
http://a212.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/48/l_0a884f8742a9e10db3b49000faa1a703.jpg
http://a513.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/124/l_42d1bce22094087595419d38b704ca90.jpg
http://a15.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/102/l_bda03d4ba453195cec8754aaf295b296.jpg
http://a617.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/l_85fb30dcf09e65de6a979b67971253d0.jpg
http://a408.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_b557dcb516b3d2591f1824f9d611d2ef.jpg
http://a894.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_765921c569e03c66cfab0a1bbe9c7245.jpg
I wasn't kidding when I said almost every picture on his page can be used.. This guys douchebag royalty!!!
# posted by : 8:20 PM
: 8:20 PM
I think I've found a good douche/hot duo for you, Douchebag1:
http://a314.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/l_ed140f86dea305496cd9d478e9e8cb31.jpg
http://a314.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/l_ed140f86dea305496cd9d478e9e8cb31.jpg
# posted by : 10:37 PM
: 10:37 PM
http://a687.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/114/l_e4f1d94ff1b4d8fbbe975834e8143f6e.jpg
http://a699.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/124/l_d8e66c56b4946041b3376778228baeda.jpg
http://a464.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/85/l_eb108f96fc724c413b8999b0749c7cef.jpg
http://a699.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/124/l_d8e66c56b4946041b3376778228baeda.jpg
http://a464.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/85/l_eb108f96fc724c413b8999b0749c7cef.jpg
# posted by : 4:58 PM
: 4:58 PM
Probably already posted, but too good to not share:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
F. McBaggin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
F. McBaggin'
# posted by : 3:15 PM
: 3:15 PM
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c33/peachesncreame/hcwdb.jpg
any guy who does the kissy face that so many myspace whores do while in the picture with a girl is an automatic douche canoe. this is my cousin. more pics are available at his myspace, www.myspace.com/tonguepleaser69 (need i say more about his doucheness) i really think he is the king of doucheness. royalty perhaps. have fun!!
any guy who does the kissy face that so many myspace whores do while in the picture with a girl is an automatic douche canoe. this is my cousin. more pics are available at his myspace, www.myspace.com/tonguepleaser69 (need i say more about his doucheness) i really think he is the king of doucheness. royalty perhaps. have fun!!
# posted by : 6:38 PM
: 6:38 PM
This isn't a pic, but it has to do with the Jersey Club Douche all the same.
http://www.thisisjersey.com/2008/07/28/club-tells-fat-women-to-go-home/
http://www.thisisjersey.com/2008/07/28/club-tells-fat-women-to-go-home/
# posted by : 11:00 AM
: 11:00 AM
http://a957.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/117/l_61b98c50ff09f6b575cba0329684de4c.jpg
# posted by : 2:51 PM
: 2:51 PM
Nothing more to say...D'Jais in Belmar is the douchiest club in the universe...
http://www.djais.com/old/photos.html
http://www.djais.com/old/photos.html
# posted by : 7:33 AM
: 7:33 AM
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v333/109/44/16869319289/n16869319289_901361_3837.jpg
# posted by : 8:04 AM
: 8:04 AM
http://www.bravotv.com/Million_Dollar_Listing/season/2//index.php
My husband watches this show (no idea why) but Chad is a CLASSIC douche!! On one episode they go to palm springs and the moron keeps his hair down with a big headband (like sports players wear) with the aviator sunglasses and low slung board shorts IN THE POOL!! The girlfriend is totally hot!! It's a little gross.
My husband watches this show (no idea why) but Chad is a CLASSIC douche!! On one episode they go to palm springs and the moron keeps his hair down with a big headband (like sports players wear) with the aviator sunglasses and low slung board shorts IN THE POOL!! The girlfriend is totally hot!! It's a little gross.
# posted by : 5:25 AM
: 5:25 AM
THis is a real HCwDB
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-08/mccain-palin-41947677.jpg
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-08/mccain-palin-41947677.jpg
# posted by : 7:41 PM
: 7:41 PM
http://a178.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/18/l_3fd34bcd46690b33f73b4afb24eba959.jpg
http://a268.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/126/l_c7a976c593d0f6e7280bd93e48b6e66b.jpg
http://a268.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/126/l_c7a976c593d0f6e7280bd93e48b6e66b.jpg
# posted by : 10:08 PM
: 10:08 PM
http://a510.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_38878742b6e998e4d2fa23f93a88a5d5.jpg
Now these tools deserve to be on here! I'm taking out one douche bag at a time!
Now these tools deserve to be on here! I'm taking out one douche bag at a time!
# posted by : 4:59 PM
: 4:59 PM
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bastard/2007/06/porn_star_birthday_party_vivid.php
# posted by : 3:29 PM
: 3:29 PM
I see 2 chicks with table top asses and one douche. I am sure the douche managed to sleep with them plus had a place to rest his beer at the same time. LOL!!!!
# posted by : 10:24 AM
: 10:24 AM
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v653/201/81/823690509/n823690509_4952264_1288.jpg
this guy is on there a bunch of times already... please put this one up too because he really is a douchebag
this guy is on there a bunch of times already... please put this one up too because he really is a douchebag
# posted by : 8:27 PM
: 8:27 PM
I'd say this guy's a 'bag for apparently freeballin' it. This wouldn't normally be a crime except it's most likely to show off his waxed-bald body and ass cleavage. 'Bag.
# posted by : 9:37 PM
: 9:37 PM
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=16572732&albumID=295621&imageID=39890129#a=295621&i=39890138
And he has many more at his profile
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=16572732
And he has many more at his profile
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=16572732
# posted by : 6:33 PM
: 6:33 PM
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=14344090&albumID=2268774&imageID=45484670
Biggest douchebag ever, and nice fucking hat lol
Biggest douchebag ever, and nice fucking hat lol
# posted by : 1:17 PM
: 1:17 PM
http://a701.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/10/l_79c8941df6f6cb43aed018cee3da52d4.jpg
capt. American douche
capt. American douche
# posted by : 12:01 PM
: 12:01 PM
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=41274785&id=10704139
Over the summer I went to a "P" Party (dress up as something that starts with the letter "P") at this guy's fraternity. I had dressed up as a police officer and he had dressed up as Popeye. Anyhoo, we were drinking and having a good time, and eventually made it to his room--and then he started puking. I ended up staying with him the whole night taking care of him and most of the rest of the next day. I was friend's with a guy in his house, so I knew i'd see him again, so when I gave him my number, I figured I'd hear from him. I never did. What a douche.
Over the summer I went to a "P" Party (dress up as something that starts with the letter "P") at this guy's fraternity. I had dressed up as a police officer and he had dressed up as Popeye. Anyhoo, we were drinking and having a good time, and eventually made it to his room--and then he started puking. I ended up staying with him the whole night taking care of him and most of the rest of the next day. I was friend's with a guy in his house, so I knew i'd see him again, so when I gave him my number, I figured I'd hear from him. I never did. What a douche.
# posted by : 1:11 PM
: 1:11 PM
GLADIATORS!
Had to run it through Google translator, original in Finnish. Found this douchey 'show dance group' one day on the net, I was working at a computer store and the leader of these douches sent an email asking for help with his 'broken' caps lock key on his Vaio. Sony had sent him a new key but he was afraid of breaking everything, so he wanted a 'professional' to install it. As in, just to put it on the keyboard. Which cost him around $40.
The worst thing is these guys are SERIOUS about their 'show' and 'talents'. As douches, they're of course the HOTTEST ever, and every woman on the planet MUST want them. Plus they seem to think 'rapping' over Tupac's songs makes them talented rappers. Some of them have even attended male beauty contests, and apparently work as models. Watch the video here totally hot dancing & douching at a club and cry. I did. It's different from the one on the site, and twice as douchey.
Anon delivers.
Had to run it through Google translator, original in Finnish. Found this douchey 'show dance group' one day on the net, I was working at a computer store and the leader of these douches sent an email asking for help with his 'broken' caps lock key on his Vaio. Sony had sent him a new key but he was afraid of breaking everything, so he wanted a 'professional' to install it. As in, just to put it on the keyboard. Which cost him around $40.
The worst thing is these guys are SERIOUS about their 'show' and 'talents'. As douches, they're of course the HOTTEST ever, and every woman on the planet MUST want them. Plus they seem to think 'rapping' over Tupac's songs makes them talented rappers. Some of them have even attended male beauty contests, and apparently work as models. Watch the video here totally hot dancing & douching at a club and cry. I did. It's different from the one on the site, and twice as douchey.
Anon delivers.
# posted by : 1:57 PM
: 1:57 PM
dont know where else to post, but this guy seems to fit the bill:
http://www.hobowars.com/game/game.php?sr=208&cmd=network&do=view_photos&ID=1000468
http://www.hobowars.com/game/game.php?sr=208&cmd=network&do=view_photos&ID=1000468
# posted by : 10:14 PM
: 10:14 PM
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/photofeatures/2009/03/villains-of-the-economic-crisis.php?img=4
Oompa CEObag
Oompa CEObag
# posted by : 1:13 AM
: 1:13 AM
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2079/49/87/1188540246/n1188540246_30246370_2403.jpg
# posted by : 5:10 PM
: 5:10 PM
some more Arthur Kade goodness
(and by goodness I mean rhinoceros shit)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSiIl2iFZL4&feature=player_embedded
(and by goodness I mean rhinoceros shit)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSiIl2iFZL4&feature=player_embedded
# posted by : 12:54 PM
: 12:54 PM
Speaking from experience, this is one of the biggest Jersey douchebags on the west coast. He vehemently denies his Jersey roots and his closeted homosexuality. Please post!!!!
http://b5.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01193/51/58/1193898515_l.jpg
http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00996/14/93/996513941_l.jpg
http://b5.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01193/51/58/1193898515_l.jpg
http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00996/14/93/996513941_l.jpg
http://s736.photobucket.com/albums/xx4/hackonzen/?action=view¤t=douchebag.jpg
# posted by : 9:46 PM
: 9:46 PM
http://s736.photobucket.com/albums/xx4/hackonzen/?action=view¤t=douche3.jpg
# posted by : 9:50 PM
: 9:50 PM
http://s736.photobucket.com/albums/xx4/hackonzen/?action=view¤t=douche4.jpg
# posted by : 9:55 PM
: 9:55 PM
This is more like HCwDB San Francisco Style, but I figured you may be interested in this since it's not entirely clear who is the DB.
http://www.folsomstreetfair.org/photos/alley-2008/images/08UYA_4491.jpg
http://www.folsomstreetfair.org/photos/alley-2008/images/08UYA_4491.jpg
# posted by : 4:04 PM
: 4:04 PM
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?page=2&aid=100801&id=567259965#/photo.php?pid=2334985&id=567259965
# posted by : 10:55 PM
: 10:55 PM
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=100980&id=567259965#/photo.php?pid=2335063&id=567259965
# posted by : 10:59 PM
: 10:59 PM
http://www.facebook.com/brooke.potts?v=photos&so=0#/photo.php?pid=2084518&op=2&o=global&view=global&subj=567259965&id=560446877
# posted by : 11:00 PM
: 11:00 PM
http://www.facebook.com/brooke.potts?v=photos&so=240#/photo.php?pid=1734755&op=22&o=global&view=global&subj=567259965&id=501708772
# posted by : 11:04 PM
: 11:04 PM
http://www.facebook.com/brooke.potts?v=photos&so=240#/photo.php?pid=1724788&id=616517962
# posted by : 11:07 PM
: 11:07 PM
http://www.facebook.com/brooke.potts?v=photos&so=240#/photo.php?pid=1724834&id=616517962
# posted by : 11:09 PM
: 11:09 PM
http://www.facebook.com/photos.php?id=616517962#/photo.php?pid=1722682&id=616517962
# posted by : 11:13 PM
: 11:13 PM
http://www.facebook.com/photos.php?id=616517962#/photo.php?pid=1722685&id=616517962
# posted by : 11:13 PM
: 11:13 PM
I wanna eat her turds until I puke choco pudding and lay trembling locked up in my dweez closet. Engulf her farts and slurp her warm piss. Yummmmy!!!
# posted by : 8:49 AM
: 8:49 AM
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewTaggedPhoto&friendID=60826486&imageUserID=56208901&imageID=38409376
# posted by : 1:34 PM
: 1:34 PM
In Canada we make fun of douchebags in our beer commercials:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXqbaCRJWbo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXqbaCRJWbo
# posted by : 3:36 PM
: 3:36 PM
http://www.missnewjerseyteenusa.com/nj_2009/Alexa/miss%20usa/lv9.jpg
Miss Teen New Jersey...
Got Douche!
Miss Teen New Jersey...
Got Douche!
# posted by : 7:58 AM
: 7:58 AM
your pretty hottt =]
and guys just cus a girls ass is bare doesnt make it nice; yeah its a nice site but she reallly doesnt have much ass;
and this is coming from a girlss perspectiveee .. the girl to the righttt is veryyy pretty thoughh =]
and guys just cus a girls ass is bare doesnt make it nice; yeah its a nice site but she reallly doesnt have much ass;
and this is coming from a girlss perspectiveee .. the girl to the righttt is veryyy pretty thoughh =]
# posted by : 2:01 PM
: 2:01 PM
my name is Stuart Abel, here is a photo i made on Despair.com its a demotivational pster and a buddy told me to submit it here..
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3249535&l=dfeb7d590a&id=503220736
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3249535&l=dfeb7d590a&id=503220736
# posted by : 9:35 AM
: 9:35 AM
not sure if you've seen the Technoviking aka scandinavian bag. He seems infected with DOUCH1N1. this type of baggery utilizes aggressive techniques such as scaring the shit out of hotties until liking him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4
Found an excellent example on Facebook...(yeah, I know...too easy) still, it's his name and "Hef" jacket that makes it so perfect.
http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=Gordon+Zuber&init=quick#/profile.php?id=1365764886&ref=search&sid=1178903230.424667138..1
Yeah, I kid thee not. His name is Gordon Zuber. Would this hottie make him the Uber Zuber?
http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=Gordon+Zuber&init=quick#/profile.php?id=1365764886&ref=search&sid=1178903230.424667138..1
Yeah, I kid thee not. His name is Gordon Zuber. Would this hottie make him the Uber Zuber?
# posted by : 4:42 AM
: 4:42 AM
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=48387007&op=4&o=global&view=global&subj=8625860&id=8625860
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