Hurrah! Ol' Number 7 is back!
Ol' NUMBER 7 LIKE WHOOMAN AAUUGGGHHH!!!
 

There is clearly no god.
 

That poor guy. All those hotties and he's constipated.
 

B.C. baggin' left to right: Paleozoic Princess, Eighties Hair Eoarchean baguette, Neoscroterozoic Choad Bagnon Man, Hadean Big Boned Betty, Slammin Mesoproterozoic Hott.
 

This guy clearly has no sense of humor. What can be so bad about life when you're bigger than most everyone and you're always photographed with hot trim around you? Unless he's ghey and he'd rather be around Jim J Bullock.
 

looks to me like he's in the process of crushing the girls into a large bleeth ball. nice foreheadite on mr. personality.
 

The brunette is the only chick that looks truly skeptical about posing in this picture for all of posterity. Makes the "blondes" look pretty stupid right about now. Thanks a lot bitches....all these years of fighting against the stereotype of the dumb blonde and the smart brunette have gone down in flames. REAL nice.

Cro Bagnon makes me giggle. Smile you bastard! These idiots are happy to be getting their picture with you! You probably bench pressed all four of them after the picture was taken to show off your muscley strength! And they FELL for it. (Except the brunette....she got the fuck out of there, post haste.)
 

Whoah. Cro sure has one hell of a wingspan.

They put a mic in this guy's hands? Is he that guy I keep hearing who's heavily distorted yet obviously excited in clubs and other public gatherings?

"MRO FOO GAAAAHHHH BRRRR GMMMM PRYRRRR! FOO GAAAAHHHHH! ARROOOOO FOO! YEAHHHHHHH BRRRRRRR!"

Until now, I hadn't realized those were the actual words and not just the distortion.

Hottie in the black dress in the middle? I remember that when I lived in the Midwest. Corn fed, baby. They don't grow 'em like that out here in the desert.
 

HAHAH .. your all freaks . I happen to know this guy and he is a sweatheart .As for mr. Bag to the bone , the only one your impressing with those big words is prob. your mom
 

Seriously guys...we shouldn't be picking on a SWEATheart. We are all a bunch of immature bastards who need to get laid.

I say she opened the floodgates...War on Cro Bagnon!
 

first of all i agree with the other comment that this guy is a sweetheart and not all girls only care about looks even though these girls are hot .. maybe instead of making fun of everyone in the photo you should embrace the fact that not all hot girls are conceited stuck up snobs that only care about physical appearance
 

Glad to know he's a sweetheart!
 

holy shit these people are ridiculously hotttttttttttt omg!
 

Cro Bagnon has a 10 inch dick.

and a posse.

stop hatin

Summers eve....
 

This site should be called "dooshbags with dooshbags". These chicks are all fuggin doosh-y. They're just the Summer's Eve wipes to an actual douchebag.
 

Finally I agree with Squatch. That hottie in black is definately a big girl. Perfect for those long bumpy rides through the countryside. I also have to admit that I finally see why he gets so annoyed with some of the anon.'s. Who gives a shit about this guys penis size or his posse. And what the fuck do you mean by Summers eve...? Is that your name?
 

That vibrator doesn't go in her ear you giant monkey! Dibs on our far left girl.
 

Ian, buddy, you can have 'er. I'd love to get all cozy with cute-and-cuddly on the right. She looks like a little pixie, with a twinkle in her eye.

Is it me, or are their boobs touching? That's such a moving thought - I think I just felt a shift in the earth. Or maybe my pants. Either way...

Hey, JG, I totally agree: we need to get laid. We should do something about that.
 

Mr. Cro Bagnon Sir, I just wanted to compliment you on your obvious talents with the ladies. There is no question that these four ladies represent the finest ever seen on this website and I hope that you and the Burmese Python that is your penis enjoy the rest of your weekend. Please don't eat my neck.
 

Anon@6:35 - you're right these girls aren't superficial that care about physical appearance. Tjeu are definitely looking for the "values-based" kind of relationship.

Clearly, they're not in a club. Obviously, this guy is not in some kind of band; that thing in his hand must be an electric cattle prod. Thankfully, he's not tatted out, unnaturally muscular, or has a trendy hair cut/weird facial designs.

Nope, these girls are just looking for the right guy on Sunday night at the drive-in diner.

I'm sorry that I judged them based solely on the evidence in the picture. By the by: do "sweethearts" normally look like they've just killed a herd of antelope and can't wait til their hungry so they can do it again? Just a question.

- Ryan Seadouche
 

Damn it Seadouche you beat me to the sarcasm! I agree with your agreeing with Anon... These girls are obviously on a church related fully supervised, and perfectly innocent social event. The large "very nice man" is there to make sure that no one allows the space to close tight enough that the Holy Ghost would feel cramped into to tight of an opening. They are all fine Christian examples, they are only concerned with the word of God and fine Christian company. Not in looks, posing, superficial friends, who only are worried about how they look to other people, or where their next bottle of Grey Goose is coming from. Those are the worries of sinners, no they who are displayed before you.
 

Mind yer manners, yew hottie rus'lers! Old No.7's ridin' herd on them fillies! Ain't no superficialin' 'llowed 'roun here! He an' the Sweatheart Posse will track ya down and string ya up! With his lasso o'rope-like man meat!

Barkeep! A roun' of 'postrophes and 'sclamation points on me!
 

Anon 8:31 PM:

First off, please get a screen name, it's so much easier and doesn't cost a damned thing. Even if you post as an Anon and sign off as "Summer's Eve", it's helpful. (Well, except to Summer's Eve, that is.)

I will also grudgingly agree with you. "Perfect for those long bumpy rides through the countryside." You betcha.

I remember babysitters who looked like this. I was a 10 year old douchebag and dressing like Elvis just to impress the lovely, lovely corn fed hotties that would come over to babysit. Of course, nothing happened. Doesn't mean a 10-year old douchebag shouldn't try...

Unfortunately, I didn't know about hand gestures, doggie 'baggin, and fauxhawks at that age, so I wasn't the happiest of 10-year olds. It's hard to get crazy laid when you're 10.
 

I got dibs on Intensely Dissinterested Brunette in Pink. She has a Chloe Sevigny thing going on, so back off fools. And you all best be glad I don't know where the umlaut key is, else I'd do her name right. Because I am a sweat heart.
 

I come back from Vietnam and I get to see Ol No 7. It's like I hadn't left at all.
 

anon 6:35 pm
>and not all girls only care about looks even though these girls are hot<

These girls are not hot. Cute, yes. Hot, no. All of them are a strong 7 out of 10, but you need at least an 8 to be considered hot.
 

Embarrassing revelation time: I dated a guy like this once. As I'm tall for a chick, it was nice to FOR ONCE seem short, and dainty, and delicate, even... except that there was that whole trade-off in the conversation department, as well as the constant fear that he might accidentally crush me with his giant, meaty paws. Maybe some of these girls think it's worth it to stand next to this behemoth, just so they appear less corn-fed and more pixie-like. Or maybe I just need another drink.

And, cocktails wins again!
 

Cro: "Duhhhh, I'm gonna hug you and squeeze you and kiss you and pet you and name you George..."

Lemon Tart: "My name's not George, it's Lemon Tart. And I think you just cracked my clavicle."
 

Nothing says sweatheart like an angry pleistocene. Welcome back, bmt.
 

lemon tart, beauty by contrast. Yes
 

I miss Pumpy. No one called him a sweetheart.
 

Fellow muscle choad Ol No. 7 back in the spot light... We <3 you 'Bagnon. Let all lesser 'bags tremble in fear and bow at your feet. Let all hotties sucumb to your brutal man scroading. Physical violence is indeed the #1 authority.
 

Physical violence is indeed the #1 authority.

So, uh, when do we get together and give herr Shrub a much-deserved smack-down for using the Constitution as tp...?

Oh, sorry, wrong site. This is HCwDB. Yeah. Wait. No. Mrs. Shrub could pass for a HC, in her younger days, maybe, and da Prez' is certainly a douchebag.

Hey, DB1, let's get political and see what people think. It could be fun! Like arguing about Mystery.
 

going out of his way and smashing douchebags? i wouldn't count on it. even if we're talking about Cro B. so instead i will hang this picture up my room and shoot darts at it.

but anyway, interesting confession there Ms. Lemon Tart. ;)
 

I wonder if my confession serves to shed light on the inner workings of the Harem girls' collective mind, or if it instead revealed me for the vain wanna-bleeth that I once was. Oh, well. Anything to further develop the science of bag-hunting.
 

Wow Lemontart, brave move having admitted dating this homo erectus. If this guy is such a "sweetheart," how come he always looks like he is about to club me over the head with a big stick and drag me back to his cave to eat me?
 

hey thats Brock Cupo..................................................................
 

total mindless fuck who works down on the Jersey shore at some place called Desire or something check oput his my space
 

I sometimes questioned whether he should be in the HOS, but then this happens. Is this the first ever 4 way heat butt?

check out the pipe in his hand. Someone just farted that i guess.
 

did LT escape from the mitts of Ol' No. 7 with all of her limbs intact?

I assume it was the protein bars in the club? that shows his dedication to "the Look" Or maybe it was the tough look in every picture. it takes a strong person to overcome the ball of charm that is ol no. 7. and by charm i mean douchebag. you're one of us now LT, dont ever leave us.
 

Brunette chicka seems a little sad for having lost the alpha-female breast contest to Corn Fed. Other 2 cuties were just happy to be in the running.

Sweetheart's holdin' his electric voice box. Sadly, the years of clubbin' with all the second-hand smoke has takin' it's toll.....
 

girl on left is hottest
 

What's the name of this group? Cro 'Bagnon and the Geico Girls so easy a caveman can do em
 

your easy you lil fuck
 

LOL.

It looks like he wasn't even supposed to douchebag this pic up.
 

From left, Brandy, Kait, John, Jackie, and Kelly. You can basically fuck any of these girls if u have an ounce of alcohol they can drink, and john bounces at bliss, get all the pics you want of him there.
 

WOW U CAN GO FUCK URSELF WHOEVER LEFT THAT LAST COMMENTT!! those are alllllll my best friends n ur just jealous cause u wanna fuck them but there not low enought o even waste there time talking to you cause ur prob a ugly lil mother fucker who cant get none grow the fuckkkk uppp u waste of lifee!! n sorry to say that u obv. dont know n e of them at all other than their names cause my girls are untouchable u g2 work really hard in order to even hook up with them.. so pull the dick out of ur ass n stop being jealous u fuckin loserrr!!!!!!!!!
 

Yeah, way not cool posting the names and personal information of the people on here. some of you are kind of funny, but just because he looks like he might have snapped a few people in half dosen't mean that he's a douche. Just because these hot girls are posing with him dosen't make them easy, it's a pic not an orgy. Chill out. Serially
-snapdragon
 

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has anyone noticed the double line beard? Is this a new take on the classic douche form of single line beard? I wonder if this trend will catch on in the douche world?

Only time will tell.
 

I was right behind the beast when this picture took and what happened was the girl in the pink farted so loud, the 3 other cum dumpsters started to laugh.