I'd love to do some tongue speed bag drills on that azz
 

He's listening to the popular instructional tape "How to fuck like a heterosexual man"; good for him.

I think he accidentally spiked the tranny's balls on the backslap stroke, though. Be careful out there when you hump trannies, kids.
 

Looks like this dickhead has a Direct TV dish on his ear. Is the white dude in the background a cop? Looks like he has a walkie talkie hooked up by his shoulder like the highway patrol does here in California. Dudes are dressed up like they're R-Kelly's Security staff so this chick must be 12.
 

No Wednesday Limrick today? Come on, DB1, I need something to do here otherwise I might actually have to resort to working...yikes.
 

Look at the mouth on that broad, huge. She is gross. Her and the 'bag are simultaneously transmitting the herp onto one another, the power of their disease strong enough to penetrate both mini skirt and pants.

-Haagen Douche
 

Hey Lobot, you got gum? Me bag you long time! You happy shiny figh-dolla daddy now!
 

I'm going to wrap all these goddamn doggie-baggers into a giant foil swan and send them down the Ganges. These
guys are worse than picnic flies!

- boatbutter
 

Just wrong, wrong, WRONG! Look at the trend that Trainwreck has helped supercede all other 'bag moves. This is certainly the most disturbing. But it does make the bleeths much easier to identify; any chick who happily poses for this is obviously unsalvagable, regardless of what they look like.

I agree with the others - she isn't too great, and he looks like a GIGANTIC tool. I think that's a "hands free device" firmly placed in his ear. I have a few suggestions of where else it could be firmly placed.......like down his throat.
 

other than douche face and trendy electronics dripping from the ear this guy doesnt give much 'bag material. i mean if this saigon whore stuck her assfort in my crotchal region i would probably wrap my dick beaters around that skank ass.
 

What's wrong with you people? She's hot. Note the supple upper back thigh and the and the left tricept area - hott. Don't judge by her face; I'm sure even that's hot when she's not being accosted by a huge doggie 'bagger.

Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

Oh yeah, my bag-rage has returned with the ferocity of a twelve-day-binge-drinker coming home to find his stash bottle empty.
 

Noooooooooooo!

Wait, she's no HC.

Carry on, fugly people.
 

that guy is one real class act. i'd love to spend one day, just one day picking his brain to study the lack of occupied space. and to the "hottie" i hope she catches something
 

dammit I can't help it; it's Limerick Wednesday:

There was a douche bagger named Stump
Who liked to power grind rump
It was his thing
to pound colon string
But he squirted on the third pump

Welcome back JG
 

I'm totally digging the asian. The douche took the happy ending a bit too far.

yeah this doggie bagging shit has gone too far............ SCREW YOU TRAINWRECK
 

If Hyenas turned into humans.
 

I hope he knows he's gonna be coughing up $60 for that "thai massage" he's getting...
 

I think I know this douche. And I think I crapped on his head once. And I think the "hottie" he's dry humping is actually my poo come to life. Gross...
 

Suddenly and almost unexplainable i am possessed with an overwhelming feeling to punch someone right in the face... repeatedly... with a 20lb sledge.
 

LOL - good to see you Sam. How's life at the daily pube? Anyone who says this guy is a low level douche is crazy. May I direct your attention to the greased forehead? Douche expression #241? The way that he grabs her from behind? the earpiece? come on people!!!! The chick is actually pretty, it just looks like she is making a weird face. I am sure any of you guys would sell your soul for a chance to press your naughty man-parts up to that Asian hottie.
 

i will concur....this bag is a total douche. i just don't think he get's this lucky too often. i think he is a huge douchebag that just isn't good looking enough for the real hotties
 

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again...with the pseudo-humping. AAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!
 

You could be an octo-douche with 8 arms and throwing up 8 bag-gestures and not come near the impact of the Doggie-Bag. Every time i see the Doggie-Bag i want to take an oven-nap.

And with each Doggie-bag the legend of Trainwreck grows. He's like Lewis & Clark... if Lewis & Clark were giant douches and instead of mapping america they wore mandanas and were constantly dry humping Sacagawea from behind.

-Bagglio Ordonez
 

He has the mark of the douche on his forehead. He's a douche, probably a bouncerbag.
 

Thats true big Ron... the infamous "Schlorthead". So this is Doggie 'Baggin eh? I think the term "Scroadomy" could apply as well. This would be the term "Sodomy" as it would apply to a fkn greasy forheaded douchebag scroad munch mounting a hottie from the rear.
 

Every time I see another "doggie-bag", I instinctively bring the edge of my fingernail across my wrist in a cutting motion. Fortunately, I have not actually harmed myself thus far, given the suspicious lack of knives lying about, but the principle of the thing remains nonetheless.

And by "principle", I mean the sting of vomit at the back of my mouth.
 

well, let's not forget that a while ago breast groping was all the rage.

which brings me to this point: you know how in certain porn scenes the guy will doggie the girl AND grope her breasts at the same time? oh man those scenes are sexy.

but don't get any ideas douchebags of the world. doggie a hottie and grope her boobies at the same time and i will... i will... lemme get back to you on that. *sigh*
 

Asian ladies in general and this one in particular are hot. That's a proven scientific fact. Otherwise, I hope this nightclub fires Tank from the Matrix douche levels unbecoming of an employee.
 

I think we need to calm down on deciding whether or not the asian is a hot or not or this 'saigon whore' thing that is dated by almost 30 years in terms of accuracy and probability. Let's get to the core of it, he's a douche and she's smiling awkwardly because his dick has breached the comfort zone and is not so playfully jabbing at her left cheek. She's got a mixture of shame and confusion on that face.
 

Oh my God, it's Oklahoma Sooner quarterback Sam Bradford!