Is that Pam Anderson getting Doggie Douched by Vin? This is probably at some porno shoot in Vegas, I can tell by the bleethed out blonde and the red velvet couches.
 

Where can I get me one of them rib cage t-shirts?
 

i spoke to soon. he's even wearing a weed watch.

the horror...the horror

-X
 

She is, and will continue into her 50's to work as a waitress with 10 more buttaface blondes by her side. He fancies himself as an urban laid back naturalist. Red marijuana leaf watch, native head dress T-shirt, and jeans. That's his gimmic with the ladies atleast.
 

Hmm....actually that looks like a Native American head dress shirt. He's got class.
I, for one, am glad to see these two together. They must be happy people.
 

This cuebag knows his lab procedure. You have to neutralize the high-molar acids by mixing some base with them. Likewise, he presses his neutered junk on her bi-polar ass, getting to second base with her... damn him.
 

Apparently Aaron Lewis is changing the name of the band from Staind to Taint.

If this woman had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine. Or a Dick Urchin perhaps.

Does semen bleach hair? Or cause baldness? Just a theory I'm workin' on here...
 

well, the native americans now have another reason to hate the white man. thanks a lot you douchebag. unless he himself is a native american. maybe he is. maybe his name is Running Bald Scrote. and Pocahussy here is a cookie cutter pornstar bimbo. she's not pretty. sad, sad world. wouldn't daddy be proud?
 

Hot damn I hate that guy....but the Dick Urchin (thanks darksock...) is as hot as she is repulsive....so confusing....
 

I hope she shits him!
 

Her knees are looking busted. She should invest in some kneepads, after all not all the rooms in the strip joint have rugs.
 

"Dick Urchin." Very nice, Darksock.

Yeah, this pic abounds with professional douche/bleeth. Her name is Candy. His name is Two Dogs Fucking.
 

THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU TRAINWRECK!!!!!

doggie baggin will never be the new sideboob. i refuse to let it. we should boycott all doggie bags from now on starting with vin Diesel douche here.
 

I wonder if her plastic surgeon decided to fill her implants with lead instead of silicone ... She looks like she's lost her center of balance and is about to tip over.

And then along comes genius here. Whuddah-douche.

Bambi here looks like a Vegas showgirl who's spent one too many summers in the desert heat ... that's not to say I'm above giving her a good grudge f*cking.
 

"I reached into her pocket to grab her lighter and...WHAT THE HELL MY HAND!"

-Vin Dieseldouche
 

This guy has definitely mastered a special kind of 'bag maneuver here.

However, Trainwreck's mastery was at a higher level. He went about his doggie douche style with the vigorousness that Jerry Rice utilized while running practice routes.

Vin is on par with T.O., he talks a big game but has no rings to back it up.

-Haagen Douche
 

i dont know what the hell this guy was thinking. do people really sit there and pose like this douche? i need to know what this guy does for a living, because there is no way this HC is posing like this because she thinks he's cool. on the douche scale i award Vin Douchel: 4.5/ 5 bags
 

Pseudo-hump. Pseudo hair. Yikes.
 

you know what's missing here?

there's no hair-pulling or back-arching.

and that makes me sad.
 

Haagen this bag aint no T.O. He's more like a Jeremy Shockey type douche. Jeremy Shocker......that's my new porn name.

T.O. is great, this doeche cant even pull off a decent shocker. private pile/vin diesel choad.
 

Who let The Commish into the club!?

-Bagglio
 

Ok Shocker I will give that one, basically I was saying he was a second class doggie 'bag.
 

she looks real slutty and real hot...he sucks
 

can someone inform me on how this pose comes about. Does the douche say something to the effect of "let's pose doggystyle for this one, babe" or are all of these just serendipitious interactions in the presence of a photog?
 

Who the hell dressed this guy? If the image of the leaf appears right-side up to us, when he rotates his hand to read it, the 6 will be at the top, looking like a 9. After awhile, that will distort anyone's perspective and if they're a bag to start with, they will go down hill all that much faster. A pity, yet he still finds himself with such an obviously classy woman.
 

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I think I have lost my sense of being. Over the past few months, I have enjoyed this website, but now I am at a loss.

I mean, in some ways, of course I am jealous of this guy. Other the other hand, I would never act the way he is acting, so I would never actually want to be him. I just want to be in his place.

With the same line of thought, would I like to shag miss blondie here - of course, but do I desire to shag a girl who allows herself top be photographed like this - NO!

Even if she's a stripper or a porn star (and for intents and purposes, she is), posing like this without getting paid is just wrong.

I am at a loss as to where to go from here, but I think a few drinks will be involved.
 

the bleeth looks THRILLED to be there.

I wonder if he has this picture frmaed on his mantle, and by mantle I mean wall of pictures he habitually masterbates to.

Skanderbag
 

As Pfah stated (at least I think it was Pfah...I'm too lazy to go back and check), she is just another cookie cutter fake blonde bimbo. It's not hot to look like that - it's just SKANKY. I can feel the herpes virus attacking me through the computer screen!

Quick! Indian Headdress Witch Doctor Bald Dog Humping Scrote! Throw me a natural remedy bred of the Earth! Wait....nevermind. On second thought, jam that shocker up Blondie's ass and glory hole, and roll her down the strip club aisle like a bowling ball. She likes it like that.
 

Jail Girl I like your style!

Lets take a look at this from a social/psychological stand point.

What we have here is a fad. The douche gets the HC in a doggy pick. Why? To show it to people. To show it to all of his friends. "Hay look guys, got another one in the ass. POW!"

Only what I think he is really trying to see here is, "Hey guys look I posed with another bimbo so you will thing that I like women, but I really want to fuck YOU GUYS in the ass. POW!"

As for the woman that is letting him take a picture like this? Look at her face! It says it all. Guys have been shitting on my my whole life. What is one more degrading act? This is a girl who's father never spent any time with her. Dad's please I beg you, dell your daughters that they are worth a shit. Please tell them they can do anything in life, and have some pride in themselves.

/step off soap box. Sorry. Had to vent.
 

next thing you know these bags will be pointing at their abs.

oh wait...

-X a fan of JGirl
 

This guy...he's almost douchey enough to rage-balance the hot of White on Right ('bag/not, below).

Too many funny comments above to cite you all. Nice thread!
 

DB1...you make me laugh daily. thank you for what you do.
 

Of course I couldn't just listen to DB1 and just HAD to try it myself.

I think I broke my wookie. And caught the clap.
 

This has to be a porn box cover. The lighting is pro, and so is she.
Still doable, tho.
 

I can imagine him next to a Ducati motorcycle...or an animal statue at the San Diego Zoo doing this same pose. He's "rockin it, " "fuckin ownin it." A genuine in the wool badass douchetard. I take my hat off to you sir, he seriously got the whole package.
 

this hottie is hotter than Pam Anderson definitely. but she looks incredibly labored. no surprise really.
 

could you imagine being out on a date then... hey, i'd like a picture, bend over!!!

instead of "say cheese" it may very well become "kiss your knees"

cottage cheese douche
 

This is a gasoline powered inflatable love doll and he's yanking the pull-start cord on the ass-motor.