Friday, August 03, 2007
Fauxhawksus
An important intersection point within the subset stratus of the larger frat-douche branch of douchology, is what I like to term Fauxhawksus Sneerdouchsus.
This is an extremely rare and specific subgroup of the subset of the fratdouche tertiary limits within the larger college choadbag groupings.
In fact, the subset is so small, it's just this guy.
Fauxhawksus requires further dissection and analysis for detailed placement with the distinct rubrics of the subsets of douche analysis. And by analysis, I mean a swift kick to the nads.
Cutie's not your standard hottie but she's got that drunk, leering, stumbling, alcholic makeouts by the pool at 2am thing going. And I'd be remiss if I didn't mention that I dig it. Big time.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:49 AM 
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"How 'bout a jelly doughnut for th' King? (BELCH!!!) C'mere, baby, gimme sum shooger..."
Something tells me her jiffy pops came right out of that tin foil bra about 7 minutes after this photo was taken, and she woke up alone with an aching head, a sore ass and hair gel on her inner thighs.
Someone needs to send her this picture so she can understand why the baby looks like a sleestak.
Something tells me her jiffy pops came right out of that tin foil bra about 7 minutes after this photo was taken, and she woke up alone with an aching head, a sore ass and hair gel on her inner thighs.
Someone needs to send her this picture so she can understand why the baby looks like a sleestak.
Ah, a UCSB douche. Alas, I must give this guy a pass. These fuckers are ALWAYS huge fun to party with. Huge douchebags also, but then again, so were we (UCLA) when we partied with them.
I mean, c'mon! You gotta respect guys with enough game to get girls drunk and then convince them that tin foil will make an excellent bathing suit.
I mean, c'mon! You gotta respect guys with enough game to get girls drunk and then convince them that tin foil will make an excellent bathing suit.
I think what we have here is the almost extinct Shaved Chest One Eye Douche Hawk.
It looks like it is going to die the slow death caused by creeping ooze the female Tin Foil Bra Skank Monkey transfers on sexual contact.
It looks like it is going to die the slow death caused by creeping ooze the female Tin Foil Bra Skank Monkey transfers on sexual contact.
Ron Livingston From The Future Douche says: someone call an ambulance for this chick.
2am makeout by the pool, maybe. But by 2:10 you're lucky if you're not picking the remains of her regurgitated In-N-Out Burger from your teeth. Definite Nottie, and she's in a bad way in this photo - just makes me sorta feel bad.
2am makeout by the pool, maybe. But by 2:10 you're lucky if you're not picking the remains of her regurgitated In-N-Out Burger from your teeth. Definite Nottie, and she's in a bad way in this photo - just makes me sorta feel bad.
# posted by 
: 11:08 AM
: 11:08 AM
I need a backup picture on this on to cofirm his doucheyness...genuine draft makes me think bed head on redneck instead of douche...please provide a backup pick...anyone still sporting a fauxhawk is definitely a douche...
# posted by : 11:33 AM
: 11:33 AM
Hell if it were 2 am and I was still chokin' down MGD, I'd be make that face too.
Tin-foil tits wore that to keep out the aliens. Too bad its not gonna work.
Tin-foil tits wore that to keep out the aliens. Too bad its not gonna work.
# posted by : 11:42 AM
: 11:42 AM
Ah, yes. Another couple of future Nobel laureates. And I'm sure this little sperm recepticle goes home and cries to her friends about how she always winds up with jerks and never meets nice guys ... just before going out in nothing but a bikini top and getting slammed on Quervo shooters.
Douchey MacDoucherston here looks like he just soiled his pants. Again.
What a classy couple. Here's hoping all the booze makes them both sterile.
Douchey MacDoucherston here looks like he just soiled his pants. Again.
What a classy couple. Here's hoping all the booze makes them both sterile.
Sorry, first day with the new hands. Time to head to Happy Hour. The Goose will soon be on the loose.
# posted by : 11:44 AM
: 11:44 AM
She is so naughty & trashy looking - I may end up with a map of Hawaii on my own stomach later.
- boatbutter
- boatbutter
# posted by : 11:46 AM
: 11:46 AM
I think Baggy Mcfaggles just busted a map of Hawaii in his own pants. That's the look of premature ejaculation if I've ever seen one, .......which I haven't.
# posted by : 12:50 PM
: 12:50 PM
This is one upstanding young lady...the kind you take home to mom, marry, have children with, and spend the rest of eternity with. And Mr. Coast Guard Auxillary Bag here is the pinnacle of fashion as well.
Heroine and MGD apparently inspires you to wear winter vests in Santa Barbara and make underwear out of aluminum foil.
She inspires me to not wear underwear.
- Ryan Seadouche
She inspires me to not wear underwear.
- Ryan Seadouche
# posted by : 12:54 PM
: 12:54 PM
Drunk hottie fell in the pool. This guy grabbed the nearest life jacket, risking life, limb and hair style pulled her from sure death! Only to get a drunk sloppy kiss and an MGD as payment.
Damn it I still cant explain the look on his face.
Damn it I still cant explain the look on his face.
She has that special drunken look of "I want to be introduced to anal sex". And the best part is you don't even need to ask.
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