I find that going up to a chick, talking to her, and telling her she's pretty is a good way to "get" them. As long as you don't look like a mutant, it should work for anyone else.

Can somebody please make a dartboard with this asshole's face on it? The marketing possibilities on this website are endless, DB1.
 

Rumor has it Boy George is looking for his makeup, wardrobe, complexion, and androgyny. Oh wait, here it is in this picture.
 

i dont know, and i am not sure i want to know what the hell this is! it's almost as if it crawled out of Michael Jacksons basement lair through a midst of fog while "thriller" plays in the backround.
 

He reminds me of a pierced clit with a hat on. A nazi one.
 

what a fucking douchebag.

yeah, ok, so you get women all the time. you have more than you can handle. but guess what asshole.....you're not man enough to keep one.

hey dickbeak, jamiroquai called. he wants his closet back.
 

He looks like he is exiting the birth canal of a wooly mammoth.
 

Pfah, good observation. Jamriroquai bag!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gJmX1z1NY2c
 

DB1, thank you. I hate this archetypal piece of shit for exactly the reasons you articulated. He is the problem as well as the perfect symbol of the problem: ours is a culture of extreme overcompensation. In my book, there's no difference between a yellow stretch hummer on the one douchey hand and chin-pubes-with-a-tattooed-kiss on the other.

Oh, and because of this asswad's outfit, I'll never be able to look at Dr. Seuss the same again.
 

I think Abraham Lincoln wore that hat to a rave once.
 

the abraham lincoln comment just about made me piss my pants. nice work fellow 'bag hunter.
 

Being gay to pick up chicks does not count.

(neither does being followed with a camera and paying them as I'm sure that has an influence on any chick that takes to this homo flaming pile of douche.)

-Ducci
 

Another great way to pick up chicks without even going up to them is simply to smile. If you recieve a flirty smile in return you're in.

Maybe that only works on girls with class or self respect though.

If you want to take one of these broads home try being a dick or ignoring their advances.
 

DB1, do you want to pile my sister??
 

Hey buddy, you got a little skid mark on your chin. Tell your boyfriend to wipe better next time.
 

The Game in my eyes is beyond douche its just pathetic nerds an those lowly axe douches still not getting any ass. I personally think the guy is just plain wierd but I know you all will hate this but I cant put down any guy that gets ass.
 

This guy really needs to lay off the Rogaine. It looks like a porn close up of Rosie O'Donnell's tooter bug area.
 

anon 3:35, you must never pull any tail. I almost feel bad for your misguided worship of the douche. I think it takes a dude who doesn't get pussy to think this is an acceptable way of going about it.

So how 'bout it 3:35, you a virgin?
 

thank you db1... this fucking guy is like a high school kid who thinks he is the shit because he lead the team to the state finals. I would love to see a where are they now of "mystery" in 20 years. Dickbag will be mysteriously living in his mom's basement waiting til she goes to sleep to jerk off to cinemax.
 

My household just got showtime, and scinemax free for 6 months. And I'm not ashamed to say, that I'm waiting for people to go to sleep.
 

Haagen.. I never said I didnt think the dude wasnt a tool/douche an what he promotes isnt douche like but I guess I dont hate on other dudes as much as you. Even guys I dont like if they are getting ass I cant be mad at them for it even if I think they are a complete AE,backwards baseball hat sporting tool.
 

When did Scott Weiland leave Velvet Revolver and become a gay Beefeater?
 

(DB1)You earned the obscure movie quote of the day award! "He's full of pep, must have had his grande latte enema."

- Anyone?
 

Absolutely amazing post on that one. I haven't seen this show, and I hope to God I can keep it that way. cheers.

JC
 

God. Help. Us. All.
 

If you have to look like this guy to get chicks, then fuckit, I'm going gay.
Ok, I'd give the hat a pass at Burning Man, but otherwise the "Furry Honky Version of Slash" look, along with reducing the intricacies of male/female interactions to a bullet point science means you have some serious daddy issues dude. Fix 'em and fuck off.
 

Fight Club douchelhoff
 

This is a dude?!?!? OH SHIT! I thought it was a chick! I totally banged him at a truckstop the other night! Man, is my face red right now!
 

Preach on, DB1! You are bringing the light of the Holy Douche to the lay!
 

I have to echo what someone else said earlier...thank you for calling this total douchebag out on his stupid bullshit techniques. Any woman who would respond to that shit is probably drunk--and having seen a bit of his show, it's definitely evident. Fuck Mystery. (Also, read his interview in Salon--you get written proof of his total douchebaggery when he tries to hit on the female interviewer.)
 

Hey DB1, don't forget his bag sidekicks, J-Dog and El Matador

I wish I was making that up!
 

Unbelieveable. I see this guy and I think to myself "Is this guy trying not to get laid?" However, with all the infected Bleethes out there it doesn't surprise me that this douche gets more ass than a toiletseat. So that's how you pick up women, look/act like a douche. Maybe somebody women will wise up to total assbags like this.
 

Oh my fucking god, I was watching this shit at the gym tonight thinking to myself... this guy has to be automatic HOS with his friend J-Dog who completely OBLITERATES the douchebag meter. DB1, you are the man.
~The Bleethinator
 

Douches are sport f*cks like lower rungs on the latter. Eventually the hotties will get older and get a guy that she thinks can teach her future kids and bring home the bacon. right? I think so. sometimes.
 

I want to punch his face so damn bad. "Puttin' on the foil, coach."
 

DB1, you have to make his scrotey friends J-Dog and Matador honorary scrotemunchers as well.
 

Apparently we have living proof that one of the "O-E-O" men from the Wizard of Oz was able to procreate. With one of the flying monkeys.

- Scrunt
 

POONANNYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
 

In my happy place, this is a picture of a black, zombie snuffleupagus eating Captain Emo's brain. If I make myself believe that I won't be as tempted to blind myself with a melonballer.
 

And the only "Mystery" is how this guy gets hotties when he's got a fashion sense that would make Haysi Fantayzee projectile hurl until they hit breast milk
 

Thank you for addressing this, DB1. My attitude towards the show would be different if the implication was that this guy is a douche, he should be laughed at, that sort of thing. However, the producers made this show hoping to lure in every 18-34 year old who couldn't have sex with the girls that they wanted in high school. The real implication is that this guy is "cool" and "awesome" and should be admired. Bullshit. Go to hell, VH1.
 

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What Mystery does is interesting and the bile here sounds too much like "I don't want to think about it". Nobody thinks he looks cool -- even other PUAs -- but that's half the point, he could wear anything. There are things he does that people should likely not do, fully agreed, but thinking you know about him because you watch TV is ... well ... like thinking you know jack shit about just about anything because you watch TV. In some ways (not all -- douches are everywhere) the PUA scene is resulting in some of the ONLY positive and sincere discussion I've seen about gender, from men, in years. Stop watching TV and reading blogs if you want more than soundbites out of life.
 

Awesome Anon 10:37. The most honest discussions you hear about "gender" come from full on sleeze bags who would sleep with anything with a pulse.

Are you seriously gonna try to convince us that PUA's have any fuckin' class? Because if so, you are going to have cite your sources.

These fucks pick up girls who don't know any better the majority of the time. Whatever you say though, honest discussions.

Really?

Just so you know I am familiar with the PU-sleeze's "honest discussions."

But I am drunk. Maybe this ass is your brother or maybe you would be alright with him fucking your sister. Please explain to me how this clownshoes is okay in your book.
 

He's okay by me because he's thought long and hard about a topic most guys try to muddle through. I won't cite sources because all of the forums are public, just go look.

The entire point of learning a little is to AVOID sleeping with anything with a pulse ... which is what that one drunk, clueless friend we all have does, once the beer goggles slam down, when most of his desired options have dried up, and he takes what's on offer instead (shudder).

You'll have to explain "girls who don't know any better" to me, as I don't follow you ... what exactly is it that they don't know, that they should?
 

THANK GOD this douchery has finally been addressed.

Honestly, is that a temporary tattoo on his neck?

I think Mystery invented these seminars as a way to meet guys.
 

I had to do it. I took the wrong pill, DB1, oh Morpheus in the Matrix of Ass Clowns. I took the wrong pill and had to watch this filth. After watching this sad sign of American moral decay, I'd rather be raped by an army mule, then drawn and quartered by a pack of rabies infested pigeons.


I am depressed.
 

Here's one for the haters: how could approaching a woman in the middle of the day ("day game") when she's a) wearing something more substantial than half-butt-ass-nekkid club wear and b) actually SOBER ... possibly be any MORE sleazy/douchey than what your average normal horny Joe Blow guy angles for on a Friday night? Or are we arguing for horny Joe Blow's _authenticity_ now? LOL ...
 

It's the difference between treating women as subjects, not objects. "Mystery" brags about getting so many chicks, but notice how he doesn't brag about being able to sustain a relationship or a commitment.

Seriously, there have to be a lot of girls out there (if "Mystery" is to be believed) that have hooked up with this douchebag; can we get some pictures of you ladies with this asshole so we may mock them?
 

Guys treat women as objects with no help whatsoever from Mystery or anyone like him. Give me a fucking break.
 

you are all bunch of frustrated computer maniacs who are laughing at guys who actually get laid. read some of mystery's stuff and maybe you will pick up girl one day. step one: shut down computer and get out of your house
 

Damnit pfah @ 3:08 - you beat me to the Jamiroquai reference.

Cerberus will lift his leg on this miserable pile of Goth guano.

- boatbutter
 

i have got to be honest. this dude would never, ever, pick up a girl where i am from looking like that. no 12 step program for picking up chicks in the world would get anything accomplished looking like that. i guess that type of shit works in a freaky ass metropolis or something. the beach town i am from you wouldnt even make it into the first bar looking like that, let alone pull some ass. i dont believe the hype, this guy is honorary douche of a lifetime.
 

Unfortunately, I sat and watched this "Mystery" guy's show and I found it almost laughable. I say almost laughable because I believe a lot of guys out there will take what this fart-in-a-jar has to say seriously. First of all, I believe many of these "female subjects" are paid to be there. Of course they like this douchebag, he has money and his own lame-ass reality show. That is why I don't believe that Mystery has any real "game." Secondly, have you guys heard what this dipshit and his friends say to these girls while at the bar? His one friend was treating this girl like shit! He was shoving her around and such. I'm sorry but I just can't make myself believe that any self-respecting woman is going to take that from any guy. As I sat there and watched in horror, I thought if any guy said any of that shit to me, I would just walk away. I guess if all you want is ass then go ahead and treat a girl like shit. That's how you weed out the girls with low self-esteem from the real women who are actually relationship material. Sorry for the ramble but Mystery sucks balls and anyone who thinks he is cool probably sucks even harder.
 

@ anon5:13... good morning asswhistle. let's get something straight here ok? most of us are NOT frustrated computer maniacs. we're well-payed professionals with jobs that allow us the freedom and time to post witty and intelligent comments to a hilarious blog. we don't live in our mother's basement, we aren't virgins, and we do get laid. probably more than you. so if you don't like it, fuck off and find a blog that can appeciate you.

thank you and have a splendid weekend.
you douche.
 

amen to that brother pfah. this site is a tool to relieve stress at work. not home.
 

wow, i had never heard of this. now i wish i hadn't.
 

I am new to this site and I must say that I blaze through my work (which makes me fucking miserable) just so that I have a good hour to read the comments. As for Mystery- the only mystery I see is why his mother didn't abort him with a coat hanger. You guys are fuckin hilarious!
 

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This guy doesnt fall into the DOUCHE catagory. He needs his entire own website like this one but for "TOOLS" instead because he is there King! Hes actually somewhat of an anti douche.....the scrawny dorky wierdo emo/goth kid the doushe guido/jocks in highschool ripped on and beat up on a regular basis and the girls ignored.....only to grow up and "show them" by obsessing over how to get girls, only to be empty and A COMPLETE TOOL
 

Good one pfah. I couldn't have said it better myself.

As for the douche in the pic, I think the only "Mystery" is how the heck this pole smoker got his own show? Wait, don't answer that...with such quality programing as "Beyond With James Van Praagh" filling our airwaves this comes as no surprise...
 

Anon5:13, I'm not sure what you think is going to happen while defending this furry-cap pipefarter. However, I'd like to rely to you, chapter and verse, a hallowed part of our tradition, here at HCwDB.com which we understand is a conversation that DB1 had a long time ago when he started this website.

Pogue Colonel: Marine, what is that tatoo on your neck?
Private Joker: A barbed wire symbol, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Private Joker: I don't remember, sir.
Pogue Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Private Joker: "Pipefarter sir", sir.
Pogue Colonel: You write "Pipefarter" on your helmet and you wear a barbed wire tatoo. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Private Joker: No, sir.
Pogue Colonel: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.
Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of douchebags, sir.
Pogue Colonel: The what?
Private Joker: The duality of douchebags. The Jungian thing, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Private Joker: Our side, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Son, all we've ever asked of the douchebags is that they obey our laws as they would the word of God. We are here to help the douchebags, because inside every Trainwreck and Johnny Blaze there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this douchebag craze blows over.
Private Joker: Aye-aye, sir.


- Ryan Seadouche
 

Well said, Pfah. You had me at "asswhistle".

@ anon5:13: Look, Fecus, I am an architect and pull in six figures a year, so there goes your loser theory. And I have FOUR kids so my problem is too much sex. And I have a petite hotty wife who makes more money doing graphic design for corporations and casinos in her spare time at home than you'll make working at Target in 3 years. So there goes the rest of your theory.

Same with the other regulars here. KellyBelly is a health care professional, Pfah is an art director, Jailergrrl is a dominatrix and Hate Crime is, errr, a mass murderer and Douche Vader is a Sith Lord.

So eat it.
 

I knew it had to be the return of Anon McTwinkbag. I thought we were rid of that PipeFarter.
 

Point taken, darksock (not that the comment was mine) -- except that KellyBelly still thinks she knows about things (or people, in this case) in their totality because she once saw them on TV, which is absurd and half the issue at hand here.
 

If low self esteem makes a woman not worth a relationship, oh man ... now that is rich kelly.
 

@Anonymous: I'm actually a teacher, which makes me right about everything.
 

I hate to confess that I have watched this show. Nevertheless, one look at this guy makes my pink taco squeeze shut. Any girl that is willing to touch this douche deserves the VD that she contracts afterwards.
 

First of all, anon 5:13 is an idiot.

I love kellybelly's post at 5:54. Spot on, KB, spot on. Oh, and any chic that uses the phrase "sucks balls", especially in the light that she used it, is OK by me...

pfah at 6:32 - damn straight! Couldn't have said it better myself.

Darksock also - rock on. And although ScroteBob himself might be a computer maniac (well not really, just a programmer, but a damn good one at that), I too make more while I take a piss at work that lame-ass anon5:13 makes in a month.

Regarding Mystery, just go down to your local Barnes and Noble, grab a copy of the "The Game" by Neil Strauss, and read the first chapter. That's all you need to know about Mystery. I'll take you about 5 minutes.

And everyone on here is right, the chics these douches pick up are just about the lamest chics in the world. For proof, continue reading "The Game". Even the author figured it out eventually.
 

To anon 7:40, when dealing with the unwashed masses that make up our great nation it is easy to see where you could draw conclusions based on observations in a relatively short time. Similar to first impressions. (And HELLO!! the reason for this entire site) They are also usually pretty accurate. Kelly is not wrong at all. You are in fact a fucking moron.
 

I own a chain of mildly successful fast food restaurants.
 

I co-host and help start/run a successful radio show. I sit at a desk quite a bit. I have a seriously hot girlfriend who i bang on the regular. Im also considerd a douche and most liklely my pics could make it on this website......and I STILL COME TO THIS SITE EVERY DAY AND LOVE IT!....no basement dwelling dork here : )
 

The DB1 commentary goes well beyond Mystery (and the fact that he dresses like he's still a travelling magician) Sure, call me a moron but the commentary was an overreach ... you can't watch one show about one guy, then walk away thinking you have an informed opinion about everything even remotely related. If you think you can, please never watch Fox. Ever.
 

"KellyBelly still thinks she knows about things (or people, in this case) in their totality because she once saw them on TV, which is absurd and half the issue at hand here."

It's called "having an opinion."

I was just saying that the first impression I got from Mystery is that he is a joke with no game that any normal woman would want, unless they were being paid. I'm sorry that I offended you and your boyfriend, Mystery. Hey, but you know what they say about first impressions and opinions right?
 

I'm unemployed. I live in a dank pit in my mom's basement. I shit in a jar. Give me a prize.
 

@Scrotebob Douchepants and anon 7:54: Thanks!

@ ronald mcdouchenald: O RLY? Do tell.

And now I wash my hands and walk away.....
next post!
 

Your first impression is based on such limited information, relative to what's out there, Kelly, that I urge you to form a more cogent opinion ... that's not an insult, just a take on it from someone more familiar with it all.
 

I'm a government professional working for the betterment of our quality of life in my state. No, "government professional" is not an oxymoron.

- Ryan Seadouche
 

Scrotebob, re: 'The Game' -- why would you take the word of one "PUA" over another if you douche-dub the lot of 'em? Second, the "author" is still at it, as far as I know ... makes it harder to claim he saw the light.
 

I like the anger, DB1. These new GameBags are a greater threat than the standard variations of douche. The cultural diesease has learned to think.

......now we're screwed....
 

So I take it that mystery has nailed Anon 8:07. That must be why she still insists that Kelly is wrong. Or maybe the burning nauseaus shame of having to have (yet another) std screen @ her horrified yet mildly amused gynos office after her encounter with Mystery. Also- Anon 8:07 if your idea of reality is based on any of the fox lineup then you have more problems than what is currently crawling out of your decrepit smelly vile vag. Yeah... Whore.
 

Dude, the whole point is that anyone so willing to concoct reality from a single TV viewing had best avoid Fox. If you're going to get all witty-rebuke on us, at least read the original comments correctly first.
 

PUA? Give me a fucking break...
 

Classy, Anon 8:17 ... I've never heard a PUA use a woman's genital health (as a metaphor or not) against her before, yet here we have a supposed non-douche doing it? How weak, but let me guess, it's Mystery who's the misogynist, right?
 

@ Anon 8:10 - I'm not taking anyone's word over any other. In fact, I read it because I found the subject enthralling. The author is actually well educated and employed by reputable outfits such as the New York Times. I don't really care one way or another about PUA's, the community, Mystery, etc. The book was interesting...

As far as the author still doing it, well, no shit. He's doing seminars, or has DVDs, or whatever. No frickin' shit - people pay money to listen to it. There's a business side to all of that PUA crap - again, read the book. If I could take something I learned in a few short years, document it, and resell it over and over, I sure as hell would. As far as the author still actively using his "skills" to pick up chics, again, I don't care one way or another. He certainly wrote - again, its just his writing - that he got tired of it all.
 

I'm just going to say I've never heard of that show but by the looks of the living dead who hosts it, well..need I say more?

And if a guy has bigger 80's style earrings than most women I see out there, wears eyeliner and a kissy lip tattoo on his neck, doesn't that just scream choadbag??

Funny, looking over my list of things a guy must have before I do him, none of those things are there. Weird.

Oh...and my job? I'm an international butt model. The pay is good and someone has to do it.
 

He did document that some people are into this stuff for the wrong reasons, or even seem compelled to do it. That fascinates me too, as maybe there are certain personality types that gravitate to these people, and they need other forms of help. Cheers.
 

Anon 8:20, oh... hmm. I must have stopped paying attention. And I am not a dude. But you are still a whore. Maybe you could attempt to be witty, then I might finish reading whatever the fuck you are talking about.
 

I'm not here to be witty. If you are, perhaps there's a seminar for that too, if that's supposed to be your schtick on an ongoing basis. But you did say "fuck", so half-points for hip and casual use of expletives!
 

I'm honestly amazed (and horrified) that someone is defending this douche. My guess is that they're just flamers, looking to stir up an argument. Anyways, here's the main reason I hate "Mystery." I am not a total badass, but I would completely destroy Mystery in about 10 seconds. I'm also pretty damn sure I'm much more well-educated than him. So for this a-hole to come on TV and act like he's better than me or more desireable than me is insulting and offensive, as it should be to most people on this site and across the country.
 

Anon 8:26 Oh really, yes I sure the fuck can hold womens genital health against them. When you have been a nurse in womens health then you might have a clue. I call it like I see it. If it looks, acts, smells, talks, or thinks like a whore well... It must be. Fuck off.
 

I'm defending the numerous targets of the overbroad tone of DB1's original commentary while also trying to provide some perspective on Mystery in particular -- even though I don't agree with all of his ideas AND think he dresses like a sideshow act.
 

Women's health nurse, LOL ... nice dodge, there is a big difference between telling someone as a client to get their shit together, and using that vocabulary as a weapon against random invisible people you've never met ... and you know it. Two "fucks" this time ... do I get three next?
 

This guy has a show? Alright anon everypost you never answered my original question, Are you a virgin? And how many times have seen this bitches show; 1 times, 2 times, 3 times, 4?

Just admit you are defending this guy under false pretenses. And computer nerd who doesn't get laid?
I said that about you. What is this mind fuck day?

-HD
 

Looks like we got a couple of AUA's on our hands. (Anonymous Umbrage Artists)
 

Nothing I've offered up in defense hinges on who I am, but nice try.
 

Why is anonymous arguing with him/herself? Spare us your split personality ramblings. By the way...first judgements are completely appropriate, and more than likely accurate, when the subject in question boasts such an appearance as the douche who is responsible for this internet blog melee.
 

Appearance, hell, I agree. But DB1 went a lot further. Otherwise, hell, thumbs up.
 

At all the other anons: Chill! This is supposed to be funny. I didn't go smoke on my break just so I could read this shit. Take it out side. Or where others dont have to read it.
 

Alright, alright...ENOUGH! In this endless arguement you people have lost sight of the one shining fact that was presented here: Mistress Julie is an international butt model.

And as it happens, I an an international butt broker. Perhaps I could, er, get a peek at your portfolio???
 

Why do I believe Pfah has like a British accent? Sorry to get off the subject, but this dude does not deserve 100 posts. Just look at him. When i finally put PipeFarter in the urban dictionary, i will use a picture of this dingleberry.
 

Holy hell! Looks like I got here late to the anon lynching.

Right on, brother pfah - but when you think aboput it, what's the point of defending ourselves? For one thing, this is our turf: we have nothing to prove. For another, you must have noticed that the pro-bag lobby only has one note: we have no lives and we wank all day in our mothers' basements. My my my, how terribly original. In this context, we will always have the upper hand. We will always know more about them than they know about us by the simple fact that we have photographic evidence of them objectifying women and acting the fools.

Oh, and I'm an art director, too. Until Halloween rolls around and then I'm a professional freak.
 

I have a feeling this anonymous poster is also okay with Michael Vick killing dogs and the Boston Red Sox, just in general.

- Ryan Seadouche
 

That doesn't even make sense.
 

this mystery guy could be shown to boot camps of loyal Al Qadea soldiers as reason #21 to hate the great Satan.

Way to go Mystery you just fucked the entire country.

SkanderBag
 

one of the top DJ's on the planet
 

Anon@955 of course it makes sense. Michael Vick is an evil asshole, the entire Red Sox organization is rife with evil assholes, and you are an evil asshole for sticking up for Mystery by defending him/her against Kellybelly's humorous observations.

- Ryan Seadouche
 

Man, you clearly find kelly funnier than I do. I'm an asshole, sure, but not the actual malicious, evil kind.

What I find super cute is how "HC" (used so frequently on other threads here) looks just like the "HB" used ad nauseum on Mystery's own forum.
 

Sales manager at a dealership.
 

Clearly the DB1 models himself after Mystery. It is so obvious, I can't believe that I didn't make the connection before. Thanks Mystery, I mean Anon.
 

I'm clearly not Mystery, I mean, look at him. He would SO obviously announce himself.
 

Clearly I was joking, wait a minute...are you hitting on me??? Are you trying to pick me up???
 

Here's me putting myself out for ridicule. I've been to not one, but a few of his bootcamps.

>I believe many of these "female subjects" are paid to be there.

Nope. That's how 22 yr old girls in tight pants and tighter shirts react when some confident older guy says hi.

>As I sat there and watched in horror, I thought if any guy said any of that shit to me, I would just walk away.

I'll take that bet.

>That's how you weed out the girls with low self-esteem from the real women who are actually relationship material.

Spot on. Two points for KellyBelly!!

>...anyone who thinks he is cool probably sucks even harder.

Sweet. I'm an official ball sucker. lol!

Mystery teaches confidence. It's what I needed to pull myself out of some post-divorce dispair, push me out of my apartment, and meet the lovely girl I'm now dating.

He taught me I had a choice.

He also taught me how to dress like a clown and get ass. Which was fun. For like a week. haha!

-- Cedar
 

ZOMG shit-test! Whatever shall I do?
 

He's Canadian, and you are a nuthugger. Now go drown yourself in a toilet for saying what you just did.

If this guy inspired confidence in you, you have other, larger issues man.
 

Cedar, props to you. Sounds like you took the wheat from this stuff, dispensed with the chaff, and came out on top. Why people are so viciously resistant to this possibility, I have absolutely no idea.
 

I'll comment just because...

I think the point being made here is that I wouldn't go to a baker to learn how to change my oil. Nor would I learn from a professional golfer how to do brain surgery.

Why, then, would I learn from a clown how to "pick up women"?
 

Why are "people resistant to the idea"? Oh I dont know, use some intelligence man, this guy is a scam artist.

You sound like the guy who says to me; "Why dont you believe this dude in Bolivia has 10 million dollars he is willing to give me if I help him get it wired over here!"

There is a sucker born every minute.
 

Why is everybody saying the same damn thing? The first few school kid insults were funny but after the that it get's pretty tedious.

Funny article anyway.

Mystery is a douche in the show. What he's really like who knows.
 

Maximus, I'm not some puppy making the call based on what I just saw on TV. I know people from this crowd, I participate in it. Everyone picks a path, nobody just obeys Mystery okay? Hell, I've said two or three times here that I don't even think people should do all the stuff he says. C'mon.
 

C'mon what? Are you trying to make a point, or are you just trying to get me to say, "do whatever you feel like, its your choice, let's hug?"

It's not going to happen. You making the choice to buy into this crap, as well as trying to tell me there is nothing wrong with it, doesnt make it any better.

Make a valid point, or shut the hell up.
 

I made several valid points and got no follow-up on any of 'em. Shame.
 

Which anon are you then?

I went back and reread the last few anon posts and see no points that weren't addressed.
 

Well, against my better judgement I'll reiterate 'em, maybe we can calm it all down here. Maybe not. Who knows.

1) A community full of guys (one that for better or worse is almost always inextricably tied to Mystery in some way) who are trying to meet women, in my experience ends up doing a lot of talking about society, sex, and gender. I do not see this happening very often among your usual horny hetero guys, which sort of interesting and cool. How could this be a bad thing?

2) How is teaching a guy who lacks confidence to approach a woman in broad daylight (using his balls and not liquid courage, when she's a) wearing something more substantial than half-butt-ass-nekkid club wear and b) actually SOBER ... possibly be any MORE sleazy/douchey than what your average normal horny Joe Blow guy angles for on a Friday night? Or are we arguing for horny Joe Blow's _authenticity_ vs. these PUA seminar guys? Where's the harm here?

3) You have someone else here saying he came away from this stuff with his life looking better in the end. Why attack him?
 

1.) They are not trying to meet women they are trying to have sex with them. And to do so they believe they have to tear them down to a level they can deal with (paraphrase of course, but spot on IMO).

2.) If Joe Blow on a friday night is doing this exact same thing, then Id kick him in the nuts as well. Guys that need to tear women down to build up their own self confidence, should stay unconfident.

3.) False motivation is better then no motivation? That bubble gum in the dam, is going to give way when the foolishness is exposed. Is that going to be a good or bad day? Im wierd that way, I think you should fix the problem, not put more ketchup on the turd burger your eating.

All of these points have been addressed man, just not in the way you wanted them to be. Now you have it all spelled out for ya.

Im very, very calm btw. I just ate my lunch, which a women whom I build up on a daily basis made me. I wonder how yummy it would have been if I had to destroy her self esteem to make myself look better in her eyes?
 

Even if the stuff works you "pick up artists" are wound way too tight about this. Look at him!! Just make a joke and move on. You guys are like a family of Jehovah's Witnesses trying to convert us to Deuchianity.

- Balls
 

1) See, Mystery is bigger on the "tear down" thing than a lot of these guys are. That's why I don't totally buy his version of it. Why does he teach it? Because some of these guys are after lingere models, whereas some just want a nice normal girl. You don't tear down your typical nice pretty
normal girl. It's cruel first, and doesn't work, second.

I think you are mistaking a little playful teasing for trying to deeply injure someone's self-concept.

Oh, and you say "have sex with them" like these girls aren't interested in having any sex, by the way. How odd.

2) No, Joe Blow is doing something very different -- but in no way could you argue it's less predatory.

3) False motivation is the 8th Budweiser that our Joe Blow above has choked down before stumbling over to the little lady he's been staring awkwardly at all night. A guy who's learned to overcome his own shit however, and approach a woman he finds beautiful -- while they're both sober and he's motivated by correct things (desire to get her into his life) -- there's nothing false about it.
 

I like turtles!
 

"Oh, and you say "have sex with them" like these girls aren't interested in having any sex, by the way. How odd."

No actually I say it like I am responding to you saying "guys trying to meet women" as if they were hoping for a deep meaningfull conversation.

False motivation is believing if you can talk some hottie into sleeping with you, you have it all figured out. You dont. None of this stuff revolves around meeting a girl, developing a relationship, and sustaining it.

It is built around a sandcastle theory. And when the tide comes in, it all disapears.

Playful teasing is what you call reducing someone to "below you" on the "social ladder", so somehow they will find you more attractive?

Wow. Please, try that shit on a girl around me and watch how quick I slap the taste out of your mouth.

The whole premise is flawed.
 

Anon...You got Served!!!!!!
 

That's the funny thing, it often doesn't disappear. You'd be wholly shocked, I think. It's so odd what ends up being lasting.

Teasing someone shows you're fun and playful but not TOO enamoured. They wonder how far it goes. Pretty clear implication, no? There's a name for the "tearing down" stuff, it's different than just teasing.

Some guys do want the conversation, some want the sex. I want both, because damn, that's where it's at.

You're one cynical dude, yo.
 

Am I cynical?

Is it because I dont agree with you, or because I refuse to buy into the crap your selling?

Teasing shows a lot of things. What it doesnt do is tear someone down. Which is why part (and I say just part because there is way more to it this is just were we seem to be at right now) of what these guys teach, is not teasing, it is lowering someone's self esteem to a level that they will feel the need to bring it back up again by showing themselves worthy of talking to you.

Moving past that, you are trying to tell us everyone doesnt believe in that. There is a part of "the community" that does it differently. Either way, you go out and hunt down women, who you practice your "game" on with no reason at all above improving your own self esteem, with not thought what so ever to theirs.

You cant say it doesnt disapear, as you have no idea. You are clearly knee deep in this crap. Any self respecting man with an ounce of self esteem, and two cups of knowledge on how to get, keep and have a successful relationship can tell you what I am.
 

You're not listening. Mystery DOES teach some of that "tearing down". A lot of the other guys don't. Some of them never, ever do it. Get it? This isn't something that's just accepted -- and I just said it's usually cruel. Try to follow along here.

Now, what do you mean I have no idea about what disappears and what doesn't? See, this is why I call you cynical, dude -- you assume the worse, assume the least. The god damned fact of the matter is things can, and do, last, in various forms depending on what two people want.

The reality is I've never been the casual or even dating type. Always the long-term sort of deal. But your seeming tendency to deny anyone the benefit of the doubt never went there, did it ... "you have no idea" etc. etc.
 

Turtle Boy...congrats on the most relevant and intelligent post I've read on this particular blog in atleast 30 posts. I mean seriously, who doesnt like turtles. If someone does not like turtles, then..well, i will kill them.
 

douchey: you're wrong about turtles! you just don't understand!
 

you no like turtles?!?!?
 

Just jokin'. Lighthearted and all. :) ... all this Serious Intarnet Fightin' Words stuff makes ya tired.
 

Now you've resorted to contradicting yourself to try and salvage some sort of dignity. Just fade into obscurity and save us all.

If you "arent the casual or even dating type" then why would you have any type of need for a "PUA"? Or any of their cheesy advice? If you have had long relationships and not learned how to talk to, treat, and even attract a woman, then what the hell were you doing the whole time?

For all of your insinuations that I am not paying attention, or listening, it seems you cant seem to overcome your need to try and do what you are accusing me of.

There are some things that arent changed by what you, I or anyone else thinks. Contrary to popular beliefs these days, human thought and will power can only control so much.

I dont give you the benefit of any doubt. The fact that you defend moron's such as DB pictured here is enough to take away any benefit you may have deserved.
 

Actually, there's no contradiction -- the cynicism strikes again!

I was in long-term setups for 13-15 years ... the entire point is that one gets REAL bloody rusty coming off a stretch like that. I've been single for just a year and it's been wonderful, in part because I've went and learned a little.

The goal is to get back into serious stuff, after a little R&R ... see?

Thanks for proving my previous lil' theory about have something bizarro genetic predisposition to not being able to extend the benefit of the doubt.
 

A tool is a tool. Doesnt change anything at all. If you "got rusty" and needed a little brushing up, then you spent 13-15 (cant remember how long it was or making it up as you go along?) years wasting your time.

Tell you what, instead of feeding dumbasses ego's like frankendouche here, you should have tried paying attention when you were in your 5-35 year relationship (whichever it was.)

None of this has anything to do with my not extending you a urine stream if you were on fire, nor the benefit of any doubt you feel you deserve.
 

Living with a woman and being in bars and the like are hardly the same thing. I don't know what kind of relationships you maintain but I noted some serious differences, LOL ...

We're talking about two different kinds of communication and expectations here. If you don't think so, man, are you that naive?

Finally -- I paid attention fine, you judgemental prick, but called it off when it stopped working for me. It was never a waste of time, no more than any of the time any of spend in this life. Well, except for this thread, perhaps ...
 

How does this level of cynicism and distrust serve you in your personal relationships dude? Unreal.
 

I once saw an x-ray of a girl passing gas.
 

Guys, let me wrap this up by quoting Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers:

Well, well I been movin' down to Florida.
And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game.
Well I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child.
And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain.
Now, they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man.
And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew.
When I go down Florida Way,
They're ain't no kind of sexual healing that I would not, could not,
should
Not do, stick it right here.
Well I been movin' down to Florida.
I'm gonna potty train the chairman Mao.
I'm gonna make the governor write my doodoo a letter, child.
And I'm gonna grind me up a White Castle side out of India's sacred cow.
Well, I been movin' down Florida Way,
And I'm gonna build me the atomic bomb.
Well, I'm gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child.
Ain't nobody, said ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here.
By this time I guess you've figured out about Florida.
Drink the muddy water in the Vaseline stain.
They be makin' tadpoles the size of Mercuries down in Florida.
That be tellin' Julio Iglesias what to sing, now.
Now, whoever said that Sidney Poitier was a blind man,
Knew the same of Elvis Presley, too.
When I go down Florida Way,
Ain't nobody, said ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here.
Well I been goin' down to Florida.
Pole cats lie naked in the Seminole sin.
When I go down Florida Way,
Like Vince, I wanna' win.
Well I went down to Florida.
I got hurt.
I took the children down to Florida.
I stuck the dick down in the dirt.
Get that boy down to Florida.
Give him a switch blade.
Tell him what to do.
 

This is all wrong... this is Hot Chicks with Douchebags... you HAVE to use a photo to show what kind of hot chicks this douche is capable of pulling
 

Yep that's it, Im just naive man. After all, you've shown us just how great you are at this.

So to answer your question, how far has this attitude gotten me?

Well, Im the Sales Manager at a very successful dealership, making only 6 figures. Ive been married to an extreme hottie for 7 years, in which all seven my friends keep telling me I out punted my coverage by a few fields.

But dont let reality set you back any. The fantasy world your living in seems to suit you just fine. Communicating with a woman, is the same whether you're in a bar, church, zoo, or your own home. They dont change, you do. Your expectations and your view of them change. Which is of course the base of our very drawn out argument here now isnt it?

I am a judgemental prick that is for sure. I judge all people who subscribe to mindless drival like Mr Lincolndouche here, to be morons. Im sorry you cant talk your way out of it, but you have been found wanting man.

Run along now boy.
 

I like eggs. Runny, a lil' bit.
 

Allow me to cut through the verbose argument, Anon and Maximus, and cut clearly and concisely to the issue at hand.

On behalf of several members of the community, I would like to express my shock and disappointment at some of Anon @ 1:35 pm's circulars. If you disagree with my claim that Anon has more understanding of beer and milk regulations than of farsighted plans for the future, then read no further. In order for us to realize more happiness in our lives, we need to understand that it will not be easy to institute change. Nevertheless, we must attempt to do exactly that, for the overriding reason that I am not fooled by Anon's sex-crazed and eristic rhetoric. I therefore gladly accept the responsibility of notifying others that Anon's blanket statements are more than just sleazy. They're a revolt against nature.

As is so often the case, it has been brought to my attention that there is considerable evidence to show that Anon is serious about wanting to harm others, or even instill the fear of harm. While this is clearly true, when one examines the ramifications of letting him cultivate an unhealthy sense of victimhood, one finds a preponderance of evidence leading to the conclusion that he has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice with doctrinaire delinquents. Is this because he needs their help to demand that Earth submit to the dominion of the worst kinds of corrupt lunatics there are? As you no doubt realize, that's a particulary timely question. In fact, just half an hour ago, I heard someone express the opinion that Anon wants to reduce us to acute penury. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is Anon's gossamer grasp of reality. Anon has the brains of a house plant, pure and simple. His manifestos are just a rhetorical ploy to get away from the obvious fact that he demands obeisance from his secret police. Then, once they prove their loyalty, Anon forces them to do the entire country a grave disservice.

In light of my stance on this issue, Anon insists that his blessing is the equivalent of a papal imprimatur. How can he be so blind? Very easily. Basically, Anon may be reasonably cunning with words. However, he is entirely atrabilious with everything else. I cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for his subterfuge. I'm completely stunned.

Is this anything other than petulant voyeurism? The answer is obvious if you happen to notice that I don't believe that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. So when he says that that's what I believe, I see how little he understands my position. When I observe Anon's cringers' behavior, I can't help but recall the proverbial expression, "monkey see, monkey do". That's because, like him, they all want to authorize, promote, celebrate, and legitimize mutinous snobbism. Also, while a monkey might think that society is supposed to be lenient towards condescending, stultiloquent segregationists (also known as Anon's bootlickers), the fact remains that his intent is to prevent us from asking questions. Anon doesn't want the details checked. He doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts he presents to us. I wonder if this is because most of his "facts" are false.

Although Anon is trying to portray himself as a great philosopher on par with Wittgenstein or some such personage, even if one isn't completely conversant with current events, the evidence overwhelmingly indicates that once you understand his doctrines, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting Anon move macabre statism from the savage fringe into a realm of respectability. He will probably respond to this letter just like he responds to all criticism. He will put me down as "insecure" or "pharisaical". That's his standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about him except the most fawning praise. Anon is repressive and borderline headlong. This applies first and foremost to a camp under whose immature brand of colonialism the whole of honest humanity is suffering: Anon's army of insolent chiselers. Now, I hope he was joking when he implied he was going to pose a threat to personal autonomy and social development, but it sure didn't sound like it.

I indubitably wouldn't want to turn peaceful gatherings into embarrassing scandals. I would, on the other hand, love to appeal not to the contented and satisfied, but embrace those tormented by suffering, those without peace, the unhappy and the discontented. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter. Not only have the most dim-witted survivalists you'll ever see decided to glorify their ballyhoos by dressing them up as moral and righteous prerogatives, but their tactics are being debated as though they were actually reasonable. This is a free country, and I maintain we ought to keep it that way. While some information provided by Anon's henchmen may be factual, other material is unsubstantiated rumor or mindless fibs. Anon claims to be supportive of my plan to keep our priorities in check. Don't trust him, though; he's a wolf in sheep's clothing. Before you know it, he'll turn the trickle of clericalism into a tidal wave. Not only that, but Anon is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's power-hungry to eschew loud quislingism; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that people tell me that Anon finds enemies everywhere. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course.

Anon has never satisfactorily proved his assertion that his insensate cabal is a benign and charitable agency. He has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, "Because I said so." Those of you who thought that he was finally going to leave us alone are in for a big surprise, because he recently announced his plans to truck away our freedoms for safekeeping.

Although this may come as a surprise to some readers, I have a dream that my children will be able to live in a world filled with open spaces and beautiful wilderness -- not in a dark, hideous world run by craven meatheads. Anon's eccentricity is surpassed only by his vanity. And his vanity is surpassed only by his empty theorizing. (Remember his theory that he acts in the name of equality and social justice?)

It's precisely because Anon has a blatant disregard for society's basic laws that Anon should focus more on the quality of his writing than on the amount of drivel he can squeeze in. I know you're wondering why I just wrote that. I'll explain shortly, but first, I should state that Anon is not a responsible citizen. Responsible citizens investigate his vulgar principles, ideals, and objectives. Responsible citizens truly do not destroy everything beautiful and good. As amazing as it seems, he wants us to emulate the White Queen from Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass, who strives to believe "as many as six impossible things before breakfast". Then again, even the White Queen would have trouble believing that Anon's the best thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread. I prefer to believe things that my experience tells me are true, such as that a great many of us don't want Anon to spread misoneism all over the globe like pigeon droppings over Trafalgar Square. But we feel a prodigious societal pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to his lackluster initiatives. Even with the increasing number of selfish nettlesome-types, his sophistries can be subtle. They can be so subtle that many people never realize they're being influenced by them. That's why we must proactively notify humanity that I really hope you're not being misled by the "new Anon". Only his methods and tactics have changed. Anon's goal is still the same: to pit the haves against the have-nots. That's why I'm telling you that it's unfortunate that Anon has no real education. It's impossible to debate important topics with someone who is so mentally handicapped.

At this point in the letter, I had planned to tell you that we should use our words to create understanding and progress, not hatred and division. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that it is in his nature to be a deceiver and a destroyer and a bloodsucker. Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion, in which I argue that I can promise freedom-lovers everywhere that my priorities, observations, countermeasures, and predictions are not in any manner similar to those embraced by Anon. That's pretty transparent. What's not so transparent is the answer to the following question: Is Anon just trying to eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny? A clue might be that I feel that the assertions that his habitués are so proud of are woefully pigheaded. My views, of course, are not the issue here. The issue is that I don't see how he can build a workable policy around wishful thinking draped over a morass of confusion (and also, as we'll see below, historical illiteracy), then impose it willy-nilly on a population by force. I'm not saying that it can't possibly be done but rather that we might be able to explain away many of Anon's vindictive canards as being merely the effect of bad drugs. Let's remember that. Anon can fool some of the people all of the time. He can fool all of the people some of the time. But he can't fool all of the people all of the time. Statements like, "I would have expected him to at least listen to my side of the story" accurately express the feelings of most of us here. To recap the main points made in this letter: 1) as prodigal as it might sound, on many issues, discussions with Anon @ 1:35 pm quickly turn into fights, and dialogues soon degenerate into name-calling, 2) Anon's frightful policies are an epiphenomenon of wretched negativism, and 3) Anon is doing some serious mau-mauing.
Although I would very much like to punish those who lie or connive at half-truths, there are several obstacles that make it difficult to foster mutual understanding. I will briefly adumbrate these obstacles and then refer to them occasionally throughout the body of this letter. What follows is a set of observations I have made about pesky card sharks. Even Anon @ 1:35 pm's compeers couldn't deal with the full impact of Anon's threats. That's why they created "Anon-ism," which is just a brain-damaged excuse to promote promiscuity and obscene language.

Many people are convinced that it would be good for the press to start paying attention to things like this. I can't comment on that, but I can say that the ultimate aim of his perversions is to restructure society as a pyramid with Anon at the top, Anon's myrmidons directly underneath, prissy talebearers beneath them, and the rest of at the bottom. This new societal structure will enable Anon to purge the land of every non-indecent person, gene, idea, and influence, which makes me realize that my goal is to show you, as dispassionately as possible, what kind of disingenuous thoughts he is thinking about these days. I might not be successful at achieving that goal, but I unequivocally do have to try. The insecure nature of Anon's reinterpretations of historic events distracts us from the real lessons we could learn from a rigorous critique of his notions, and if you don't believe me, then you should debate the efficacy of his impulsive, disagreeable teachings. If my memory serves me correctly, I've tried explaining to Anon's votaries that Anon's capricious monographs are a shout to the world that, by the end of the decade, Anon will violate his pledge not to block streets and traffic to the extent that ambulances can't get through. Unfortunately, it is clear to me in talking to them that they have no comprehension of what I'm saying. I might as well be talking to creatures from Mars. In fact, I'd bet Martians would be more likely to discern that many people are incredulous when I tell them that Anon intends to expand, augment, and intensify the size and intrusiveness of his lynch mob. "How could Anon be so dotty?", they ask me. "It doesn't seem possible." Well, it is certainly possible, and now I'll explain exactly how Anon plans to do it. But first, you need to realize that his efforts to subjugate persons of culture, refinement, and learning to insensate loudmouths have touched the lives of every person in this country. That's self-evident, and even Anon would probably agree with me on that. Even so, knowledge is the key that unlocks the shackles of bondage. That's why it's important for you to know that Anon thinks we want him to foist the most poisonously false and destructive myths imaginable upon us. Excuse me, but maybe his methods are much subtler now than ever before. He is more adept at hidden mind control and his techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and homogenized. If you read Anon's writings while mentally out of focus, you may get the sense that black is white and night is day. But if you read his writings while mentally in focus and weigh each point carefully, it's clear that the next time he decides to propound ideas that are widely perceived as representing outright resistentialism, he should think to himself, cui bono? -- who benefits? Anon keeps saying that children don't need as much psychological attentiveness, protection, and obedience training as the treasured household pet. For some reason, Anon's collaborators actually believe this nonsense. I will never identify with namby-pamby moral weaklings. And let me tell you, I want to punish him for his stubborn indiscretions. But first, let me pose an abstract question. What accounts for his prodigious criminality and dissipation? To answer that question, we need first to consider Anon's thought process, which generally takes the following form: (1) Governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments, so (2) he is a spokesman for God. Therefore, (3) nihilism is the only alternative to vigilantism and thus, (4) all any child needs is a big dose of television every day. As you can see, Anon's reasoning makes no sense, which leads me to believe that when I say that his suggestions are asinine, I mean it. I don't mean that they remind me of something asinine or that they have one or two asinine characteristics. I mean that they are asinine. In fact, the most asinine thing about them is the way that they prevent people from seeing that Anon wonders why everyone hates him. Apparently, he never stopped to think that maybe it's because if I didn't think he would shout direct personal insults and invitations to exchange fisticuffs, I wouldn't say that he contends that you and I are inferior to polyloquent hellions (especially the semi-intelligible type) (also known as Anon's deputies). Sounds rather mindless, doesn't it? Well, that's Anon for you.

Anon's serfs are unified under a common goal. That goal is to trick academics into abandoning the principles of scientific inquiry. The acid test for Anon's "kinder, gentler" new diatribes should be, "Do they still spawn a society in which those with the most deviant lifestyle, scornful behavior, or personal failures are given the most by the government?" If the answer is yes, then we can conclude that Anon accuses me of being bleeding-heart whenever I state that his bruta fulmina are nothing shy of a slap in the face to all those who have fought and fallen in war for this country. Alright, I'll admit that I have a sharp tongue and sometimes write with a bit of a poison pen but the fact remains that if Anon wants to devise slatternly scams to get money for nothing, let him wear the opprobrium of that decision. Anon says he's going to hand over the country to raving, headlong rumormongers quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "counterexcommunication". Good old Anon. He just loves to open his mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how unforgiving they sound. Anon, get a life!

One other thing: Anon is opposed to factionalism, even though his own hariolations are just as upside-down, inside-out, convoluted, inverted, and perverted. Well, that's getting away from my main topic, which is that any effort to negotiate with him or appease him is akin to spitting into a hurricane to quiet its fury. So don't feed me any phony baloney about how what I call sophomoric, incorrigible upstarts are easily housebroken. That's just not true. I'm inclined to think that it is not news that outrage pounded in my temples when I first realized that he wants to write off whole sections of society. What speaks volumes, though, is that Anon uses the very intellectual tools he criticizes, namely consequentialist arguments rather than arguments about truth or falsity. It would help if he realized that education and wisdom aren't necessarily the same thing. That's just a fancy way of saying that an armed revolt against Anon is morally justified. However, I aver that it is not yet strategically justified. All that we have achieved may now be lost, if not in the bright flames of sadism, then in the dense smoke of the worthless traducements promoted by what I call materialistic wimps. I would never take a job working for Anon. Given his unsavory exegeses, who would want to?

In particular, Anon intends to create a new social class. Stentorian pinheads, disdainful con artists, and balmy nutters will be given aristocratic status. The rest of us will be forced into serving as their agents provocateurs. I indisputably hope that the truth will prevail and that justice will be served before Anon does any real damage. Or is it already too late? The complete answer to that question is a long, sad story. I've answered parts of that question in several of my previous letters, and I'll answer other parts in future ones. For now, I'll just say that my general thesis is that Anon is interpersonally exploitative. That is, he takes advantage of others to achieve his own sick ends. Why does he do that? Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that honest people will admit that his arguments are colored by a sycophantic adoration of teetotalism. Concerned people are not afraid to put an end to unprincipled quislingism. And sensible people know that you should not ask, "What will be the outcome of Anon's quest for world hegemony?", but rather, "Whatever happened to community standards?". The latter question is the better one to ask, because I once overheard Anon say something quite astonishing. Are you strapped in? Anon said that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power. Can you believe that? At least his statement made me realize that my purpose here is not to call for proper disciplinary action against him and his sympathizers. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that he says that two wrongs make a right. But then he turns around and says that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of viperine stereotypes. You know, you can't have it both ways, Anon. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: The tone of Anon's précis is eerily reminiscent of that of mingy, eccentric wheeler-dealers of the late 1940s, in the sense that I believe I have finally figured out what makes people like Anon squander irreplaceable treasures. It appears to be a combination of an overactive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one's own moral propriety, and a total lack of exposure to the real world. Although Anon has repeatedly denied charges of attempting to perpetuate inaccurate and dangerous beliefs about male-female relationships, he likes to impose tremendous hardships on tens of thousands of decent, hard-working individuals. Such activity can flourish only in the dark, however. If you drag it into the open, Anon and his followers will run for cover, like cockroaches in a dirty kitchen when the light is turned on suddenly during the night. That's why we must address the legitimate anger, fear, and alienation of people who have been mobilized by Anon because they saw no other options for change.

Anon claims that everything is happy and fine and good. Predictably, he cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist. We must also assert with all the sincerity of informed experience and the desperate desire to see our beloved country survive that I've repeatedly pointed out to him that for all his bombast about freedom, liberty, and tolerance, he still wants to promote a form of government in which religious freedom, racial equality, and individual liberty are severely at risk. That apparently didn't register with him, though. Oh, well; I guess I have a message for Anon. My message is that, for the good of us all, he should never use libertinism as a more destructive form of anarchism. He should never even try to do such a dour thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that if there's an untold story here, it's that if we contradict Anon, we are labelled perfidious windbags. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. Anon doesn't want us to turn his inane words to our advantage. He would rather we settle for the meatless bone of frotteurism.

Anon sometimes has trouble convincing people that his way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't. When he has such trouble, he usually trots out a few petty big-mouths to constate authoritatively that Anon has achieved sainthood. Whether or not that trick of his works, it's still the case that Anon's proxies believe that Anon has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature. Although it is perhaps impossible to change the perspective of those who have such beliefs, I wish nevertheless to make efforts directed towards broad, long-term social change. One might think that he would have us believe that impetuous exhibitionists should be given absolute authority to batten on the credulity of the ignorant, and this is, not surprisingly, the case. However, Anon is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand, while the other hand is busy trying to toss quaint concepts like decency, fairness, and rational debate out the window.

Anon wants you to believe that everything he says is utterly and entirely true. You should be wary of such claims. Be aware! Be skeptical! Think! Do not be diverted, deceived, or mesmerized by Anon's jaundiced commentaries.

Be always mindful that if we don't remove the Anon @ 1:35 pm threat now, it will bite us in our backside some day. His sole aspiration is apparently to reinforce the impression that distasteful, acrimonious twits -- as opposed to Anon's chums -- are striving to provide flippant conspiracies with the necessary asylum to take root and spread. The reason is simple: I and Anon part company when it comes to the issue of scapegoatism. He feels that he is omnipotent, while I believe that he has gotten away with so much for so long that he's lost all sense of caution, all sense of limits. If you think about it, only a man without any sense of limits could desire to undermine the current world order. Given what I know about anti-democratic clods, I can say with confidence that any rational argument must acknowledge this. His cocky opuscula, naturally, do not.

If Anon truly believes that war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength, then maybe he should enroll in Introduction to Reality 101. So don't tell me that one of his most crotchety intimates is the point man in a process of creeping fascistization of our society just because I can't live with inaniloquent, nasty profiteers who throw away our freedom, our honor, and our future. He is not just confused; he's power-drunk, too. Here's some food for thought: Unlike Anon, when I make a mistake I'm willing to admit it. Consequently, if -- and I'm bending over backwards to maintain the illusion of "innocent until proven guilty" -- he were not actually responsible for trying to use organized violence to suppress opposition, then I'd stop saying that Anon is absolutely determined to believe that abysmal election-year also-rans are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive, and he's not about to let facts or reason get in his way. Anon @ 1:35 pm's garrulous expostulations are not something that endears Anon to me. So I give you this letter. I hope it helps.

Yours in Truth,

DarkSock
 

Ok, before I even read this, lemme just say: Goddamn Darksock! I've never actually needed a beer BEFORE reading a post. That said, it's Newcastle time.
 

Jeezus, darksock, I thought you said "concisely." If I wanted to read this much I'd know how to use all the features on my cell phone.
 

God damn Darksock. You sure cut to the meat of our argument. I never really thought of it that way.
 

I asked you about personal interactions, you come back to me with your CV. Jesus, man! Hilarity. So, you punch a bit above your weight with the girl you married, you have an okay-paying job ... what am I to intended take from this, Maximus? That you're awesome at life? Well, permit me to yawn, dude. Seriously. Nothin' new.

I've shown you a few different sides of me here as we went through this (because I'm a person, not a stereotype) ... while you come up the same dry, grouchy-assed voice of distrust each time ... it's you that come up wanting, pal. Open your mind a bit. Ease up. Not everyone out there is trying to BS you, or screw you over. This could have been interesting, if you weren't so gosh darn scrappy and dour.
 

I had always thought of my own vocabulary to be being cyclopen - nay, brobdingnagian! - in scope, but "atrabilious"? I can't even parse that summbitch. You're just making words up to confuse the pinks, aren't you?
 

**to be cyclopean** Typos!!! cockballsdong!!!
 

anon:

I think you may have missed the irony of DarkSock's post.....let me parse it down to one simple acronym: STFU! pleeeease? I will eat cat shit on a ritz cracker and then suck off Ed McMahon on live national TV if you would just please call it a day!
 

Open your eyes and look around man. If you think its just me that see's through the idiocy you are betraying, then your blind as well as dumb.

My point in telling you all that wasnt to amaze and mystify you. You asked. I see you didnt like the answer. Wow, couldnt have seen that one coming.

Scrappy and dour huh? Yeah Im scrappy, but dour I am not. You just dont like a challenge, and I provide you one. I dont toe the line with you and all your scum sucking ideas. I think a women is to be cherished and held up on a pedastal. A woman should be fought for and won, not swindled and sold. A woman should be the adventure, not the prize at the end of it.

Im very glad you dont find me up to your liking. If you did, Id have to go play in traffic. Im sure I remind you of everything you strive to be at your little man-love hand holding meetings.
 

To quote the geico caveman: uh, what?

I'd be pissed at you, Darksock, if it weren't for the fact that you caused me to drink a beer and have a dip in the cool tub at 3 on a Friday. That said, I will have my vengeance. Beware.
 

No Maximus, what you gave me was your resume; I was looking for something a little more personal, like if people find you to be naturally guarded or slow to extend trust. Apparently your salary is easier to disclose, LOL ... and yes, admit it, you crafted your response to big yourself up, and you know it.

I love challenges, this one is just a lot of work for little enjoyment.

I didn't live with a woman for that long because I don't believe in putting someone first in life, dude ... now, tell me, why would I strive to be someone who can't see a simple self-evident truth like that?
 

Unintentional hilarity strikes again ... "A woman should be the adventure, not the prize at the end of it" ... one of the central things Mystery (and others) teaches is to stop treating women as simply a prize.
 

Okayyyyyy; I'm gonna go away for the weekend. You boys stay at it, umkay? I'll check back in Monday. Don't forget to stop for food and pee breaks, guys.
 

I see lots of truths in this. Unfortunatly for you, none of them look good. You can continue to try and pretend you are getting one over on me, or you can see what the rest of us see, and crawl back into the hole chin pubes here crawled out of.

You ask me yet again how people see me and yet you say I gave you a resume, not an answer.

The point in telling you what I do, and how well I do it, answers your question. I can tell you my opinion of what people think of me all day long, and in the end its just my opinion (see yourself.)

I'll slow down: I am a sales manager. A very successful one. I manage a large staff of people whose salary and livelihood depend on how well I do my job as well as how well I train them to do theirs. My job is to handle people. Both customers and employees. Now you tell me what type of person that makes me.

This isnt a challenge man. All you've done is eat up a slow afternoon for me.

Thanks. Ill see ya tomorrow Im sure.
 

Oh and as a parting shot, "Mystery" couldnt teach someone how to wipe their ass, let alone anything about women. So he stole some material from Eldridge. Big deal. Plagerism doesnt a teacher make.
 

Mystery is a goofy looking guy. He is a dork. He does, however get more women AND better looking women than anyone posting on this blog, and that's a fact whether anyone here wants to admit it or not. Sad, yes, but true.
 

It makes you good with people -- albeit in a certain kind of environment, where there are extremely defined goals. It isn't really what I was looking for. I get the impression you're not much up for going there, though, so whatever.

Free free to attack Mystery for being a shitty teacher, I wouldn't know. I'm just pointing out places where you and him may actually agree.

For now, I'm going to enjoy my night with my girl, laughing over beers about how a fucking car salesman of all people has been playing the haughty ethics and morality card on me for the last 12 hours straight.
 

Such many comments. I wonder if this surpasses all the rest.

-HD
 

Since what I have to say is kinda long, I will give you the link to read it: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=132680599&blogID=298019142

But mostly, thanks for the LAUGHS!
 

Holy crap. All this time I believed I was the only one who thought the VH1 guy was a pile of Perry Ferrell look-a-like slime in a furry hat. So relieved to know I wasn't alone there.
By the way, is EVERY male on VH1 a total douche? Or does VH1 awaken the douche within?
 

Jesus H-Christ! I had to scroll through all this shit, and my eyes started crossing after the first 30 posts. All i have to say is this;

I'm not a dominatrix....it's my life's goal, though. ;)
 

OMG helping out guys that have never been laid is such a douche bag move, god i cant believe someone would help them.

You all are stupid, this man helps thousands become better men and better lovers. Everyone wants that, no one looses, why are you so resistant of it?

Guess this is just for the smart people that understand what this is about, not the normal people who think one blog will change the world because their voice is heard. Oh well.
 

Hahahahaha! The fact that a new Anon stepped in at 6:56 PM after ALL that is pretty damned funny to me.

Makes me wonder if they work in shifts...
 

You know what Squatch, you talk a lot of shit about anon. posters. It's almost as if you think this precious little on-line clique is yours and yours alone. Maybe people post anon. because they don't get the same inflated sense of self-worth that you seem to get by being semi-famous on some backwater blog.(No offense DB1) What's the matter Squatch? Are those journalism courses you never completed 30 years ago at community college not paying off the way you thought?

Makes me wonder if you work at all.

And by the way, when someone uses .... all the time it shows that they are incapable of finishing a thought.
 

Mystery is not a "teacher." He's not "helping" people. Nothing he says or does is making anyone a "better lover" or "person." In fact, you can put sarcastic quotation marks around everything his defenders are saying about him. This dude is totally about making himself feel cool. Anybody that thinks he's cool is just looking for some way to feel powerful because they really just feel worthless and weak inside. "Seducing" women is just feable douches praying on insecurities of others. That's what it is. Once you admit that to yourselves, you won't feel quite so dead inside.
 

i post as anon and you sick PUAs sound like a cult.

Hail the leader.
 

I am inclined to think that anon everypost is Mystery. And he is trying to bait us inti endless argument. But Anon why don't identify yourself?

Am I gonna have search the depths for your IP address or can you at least justify your ROY RULES to us.

Sorry if that is too obscure for you.

-HD
 

173 comments on a pic withOUT a hottie? what the FUCK people. i'm gonna need an hour reading all this shite. be right back with you.
 

JAMIROQUAI???

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??
 

(..."poonanny"..........heh heh heh.....)
 

Anon 6:56, I am Mystery. Even I know I'm a douchebag. But I think my friend J-Dog deserves the same attention I am getting..."Pinky love!"

How am I helping all these guys? I kick one of them off the show every week. The first guy gets screwed, yet at the same time is lucky. I am so miserable that I have to wear all of this gay shit to pick up chicks. It makes me look like a douchebag, but at the same time it doesn't say much for the chicks that it works on.
 

"For now, I'm going to enjoy my night with my girl, laughing over beers about how a fucking car salesman of all people has been playing the haughty ethics and morality card on me for the last 12 hours straight."

Nice mass characterization tool boy. To bad its about as well thought out as all of your posts.

How long do you need to dangle from the sack of Eric Von Wankbag over here before you get to defend his idiocy to the death on boards?
 

this has to be a whole chapter devoted to this show in your book
 

Well to be honest no one has the right to criticize him for being a douche. Sure he teaches seduction and it maybe immoral to learn such "techniques" to attract females due to society teachings.

But the fact that you're calling him a douche just tells me that you don't have much confidence in yourselves either. I mean we all like to shoot down other people to make ourselves look better, even on a site where we can never see your face or who you are like outside of the internet.

Mystery doesn't have to make himself look cool. He already knows he is cool and experiences it everytime he gets laid with another hottie.

To be blunt, if mystery is a douche when he has more social experience than any of you who criticize him, has had more lays equivalent to the times that you've jerked off in your whole life, and more girlfriends than your dad, your granddad, and his dad combined then what does it make you?
 

To be blunt, it makes YOU look like an idiot, Anon 3:54, for deifying a walking poster boy for STD's. How low is HIS self-esteem if he must justify HIS worth by sleeping with as many chicks as he can? Come on now. Any dude who measures his worth as a male by keeping track of how many "lays" he has hasn't passed the level of a teenage boy on the maturity ladder.

That's it. Let this topic be forever closed!!! ENOUGH ALREADY. We can all agree to disagree strongly on this douchebag, I mean, dude....and I agree that almost all of the Anons defending this pile of walking cyphilis are WRONG. ;)------ So we 'bag slayers sayeth, and so it shall be.

Now shut up and pass the blunt to your friend on the left.
 

yup, i'm an idiot, cause i'm like most of the guys out there who can't get a lay in the bag.

And to be honest, his self-esteem was low in the beginning, Mystery himself accepts that. The fact that he was willing to change, approach women, crash and burn many times to get the girls that he wants is what makes me respect him. The drive that pushes him to better himself impresses me as well as many others.

And through all these improvements, mystery attained a great self-confidence and self-esteem that allows him date many women that were seemingly impossible in the past. And the thing is, when you achieve that goal that you wanted to reach, you're damn happy and feel like nothing can stop you.

If you were a guy, ask yourself this... Did you have the courage to crash and burn that many times to get better with girls? If not, i don't think you should be calling him a douche.

(Now now, if you're thinking that maybe perhaps you are that guy who is already really successful with women or even better, a pimp, then you better shove those words back up your butt cause successful people like them wouldn't be on this page anyways.

p.s. - There are no wrong opinions ^^, only ones that don't agree with each other.
 

"p.s. - There are no wrong opinions ^^, only ones that don't agree with each other."

This comment reflects the failures of your perspective. Relativism is false.
 

mmkay ^^
 

If you were approached by a pasty-faced scrotebag with a teeny, weeny soul patch, layers of 'manscara' and guyliner and a cat-in-the-hat get up made from a plush goth toilet seat cover who identified himself as 'Mystery' would you:

A) Inwardly curse yourself for not packing a fire arm or a sick bag?

B) Consider this proof that "The Terrorists Have Won"?

C) Swear off the heterosexual lifestyle forever?

D) All of the above?
 

none, he wouldn't be talking to you.
 

Uhm, no need to repeat a gag, Darksock. Especially one that endless.
 

DB1: My point exactly...
 

thanks for this db1. mystery is such a joke.

anyone who thinks scoring a little puss is worth hundreds of thousands of people thinking they're a clownish pale little baby is sad, sad.

sad.
 

Um, I'm rather glad I side-stepped this argument. Having said that - and you knew I'd follow with this - I have to say that boosting one's confidence is not entirely a bad thing - depending on how you do it.

I've not seen the show, and, if I saw him walking on the street, I'd likely vacillate over whether I should punch this fem-bag out, or defend his right to embarrass himself this way. Just looking at the guy, this outfit is such a cry for attention. You might as well wear a sign saying, "I'm so bloody insecure, I don't know whether to shit or wear this hat to a rave."

Back to the point: if you're boosting yourself by lowering others, it's just wrong. I'm not saying that "Mystery" takes this approach; I wouldn't know. But, if so, it's like setting a home-run record while using 'roids. At best, it's certainly nothing to celebrate. At worst, yeah, you should be forcibly removed from the gene pool; you're polluting our space.

For the record, I'm a techno-geek, happily married for quite a few years to a total babe, and I'm a few bucks short of six-figures. This year's raise - if the economy doesn't totally tank - should fix that. Or, I could be a super-secret spy in the Queen's employ. Techno-geek might just be my mild-mannered, day-to-day disguise. We might never find out... (Yeah, I meant to leave that thought unfinished.)
 

man i've been so busy recently i still don't have time to read all of this ever growing mountain of flame wars.

i will just gloss over what i did read by saying that: having the "guts" to "crash and burn" makes you a chronic borderline sexual harasser. there's this thing called "courtesy" in the world. it's almost never appreciated by anyone. but if you're NOT a douchebag or a chronic borderline sexual harasser, you would understand.

man.
 

Pappy told me about Poon, but he never said anything about Poonanny, Pippy.

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA(squirt)AAAaaaaaa!!!!!!!
 

Pappy told me about Poon, but he never said anything about Poonanny, Pippy.

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA(squirt)AAAaaaaaa!!!!!!!
 

Well it's great that you two posted ^^. Anyways to clarify, he purposely wears unique items that gathers peoples attention. Although that attention maybe negative, he can turn that around and make it a way for himself to look better through individuality. And its weird because, wouldn't you have to be SECURE to be able to dress funny like that? Recieving rather ill-mannered or hostile comments are a possibility here so you have to be really secure and have alot of self confidence to pull it off. And well yea, if you are successful than its awesome. I'd like to look at mystery as a person who can enhance the lives of guys who are single and seek relationship and or passionate sex from a partner.

And to umm the poster at 10:29pm. Crashing and Burning does not make you a sexual harasser, its up to a girl do determine that. And clearly people who are good or exceptional at this subject can let the girl being approached feel happy for the rest of the day because he sets himself from the rest.

Sure the transformation is going to be difficult and the first couple of people may reject you hard and call you a sexual harasser, but who can hate a guy whos trying to improve himself to be a better husband and to make himself more desirable overall. And well as to were courtesy went.... It exists in every single one of the people who are skeptical as to whether he can actually teach a man to be sucessful with females. Those that are skeptical do believe in courtesy and may reap the benefits of his chosen path.

For the rest of us who do love and support this other path, we reap our benefits as well.
 

In a perfect world, the obituary accompanying this photo would read:

Dietrich Von Teabagger, the fey weasel great-grandson of the inventor of the colostomy bag, died today as a result of botched penile enhancement surgery. According to investigators at the scene, the pale, lisping heir underwent a controversial procedure of having leeches attached to his tiny organ to promote enough painful swelling to result in a penis.

Herr Von Teabagger gained brief notoriety after appearing in the short-lived Bavararian reality show "Ich Bien der Largen Frutzenkugel" (I am a Big Fruitcake) that revolved around the erstwhile star's attempts to overcome his sexual dysfunction by attempting to seduce farm animals. Bavaria's Minister of Culture condemned the program as "a crime against humanity" and revoked the license of the community access cable channel responsible for airing what he called "a cultural holocaust".

Unable to find work in the entertainment industry, Von Teabagger became a despised and ridiculed fixture in his village, roaming its tiny streets in costumes stolen from the corpses of dead circus performers. His funeral was attended by a single mourner, who denied she was his mother, and was there, she claimed, because she wanted to make sure his fuzzy pink coffin was securely nailed shut. "That way, we can all rest in peace", she said, before hurling a phlegm ball into the freshly dug grave.
 

hey dipshit. the "poster at 10:29" is called "lower case bag". thanks for vindicating my point about courtesy, hypocrite.
 

ms terry, that was priceless.

I think "frutzenkugel" is at least as funny as "poonanny."
 

Dear Anonymous -

One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies comes from one of my favorite actors, Jeffrey Jones, during the zenith of his career before his unfortunate penchant for boy rectums came to public light. The movie was AMADEUS and portraying the Emperor Joseph II, Jones said to Mozart:

"...you have passion, but you do not persuade."

And I think that sums up this record-length bit of commentary nicely. You can make any claim about Mystery you like. Say that his preachings will make you a better husband. Say that it's an abundance self-confidence (and not compensation for a dearth of it) that empowers him to dress like a pimp from Fraggle Rock. Say that his shadow cures cancer and his spunk tastes like cotton candy. Type your passionate, impotent comments here until your fingers are worn down to bloody nubs at the first knuckle and it will not do you, Mystery or any of his doe-eyed, slackjawed douchebags-to-be one scintilla of good here. It astounds me that you haven't figured out that you're wasting your time yet. You are hip deep in hostile territory. You are in the enemy camp. You are so busy dogpaddling that you haven't noticed that the sharks have already eaten your legs.

But self-delusion is, of course, what you Mysterians excel at.

These things I say to you now are not out of spite, not out of a desire to mock you ...well, ok, maybe a tad... but mostly I say them out of concern. Reading your rebuttals starts the same sympathies welling up inside me that I feel when I see a retard repeatedly walking into a wall, each time believing that a door will magically appear. After the humor wears thin, it becomes painful and then just tragic. Just like it's become here.

You say that your shaman has been laid more times than any of us have jerked off. I can only say for my own part that if that were true, he would have to either be in his late sixties or dead from spontaneous combustion. But I see your point and respect that you have a hobby you enjoy. However by my math, in the amount of time you have spent reading and rebutting the comments here, even the most feckless of Mystery's students could have gotten laid four times. That four dips in the pink pool that you have foregone for...what exactly? Pride? Principle? Waiting for a magic door to appear?

You have passion.

But you do not persuade.

Go back to your Emperor, little anonymous, and hope that his own unfortunate penchants never spoil your fun.
 

Bereft of an identity of his own, 'Anon' (is that short for 'a non-entity'?) will always bask in the reflected "glory" of a "leader", even if said leader is a preening little "Fragglerock pimp"* peddling some snake oil version of a rape manual to America's eternally adolescent, porn-addicted pale males. Like the rest of 'Mystery's' eager little acolytes, Anon - our fierce little defender of all things douche - is fated to spend eternity licking the sheets of his Alpha Scrote Guru, hoping for a taste of sloppy seconds.

*Nice one, Baron!
 

I wanted to be the 200th post on this type-fest.