Thursday, August 30, 2007
Moe Piscopo
This pic just confuses and terrifies me.
Where are we? Some motel room in Omaha? A swap meet in Tampa? A trailer park in Bismark?
Seriously. Look at Moe here.
He actually features circular tatts that echo his swirling douche-hair. Is that a first on the site? Douche-tatts and douche-hair forming a sort of conceptual echo?
Toss in the tonguebaggery, the tighty-blackey muscle t-shirt, and I'd sooner expect this oily greasebag to be playing footsies with Larry Craig in a Minneapolis bathroom than grabbing at some luscious abs.
Rosie Perez cutie isn't super smokin', but any minx willing to show off a belly that smooth, soft and lemon scented, deserves praise. And by praise I mean me staring at that glimpse of lower belly like I've just witnessed a unicorn. A unicorn of lower belly.
And who said we can't do tautological metaphors?
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:53 AM 
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Those aren't tats, those are tire tracks from where he was run over in an attempted "ethnic cleansing" of douche from the world. Unfortunately, he survived and continues to deface hotties and spread his baggery.
# posted by 
: 8:53 AM
: 8:53 AM
pumped titty Ann Curry meets Mad Max-era, thyroid imbalanced Paul Giamatti
the douchess of kunt
the douchess of kunt
# posted by : 9:05 AM
: 9:05 AM
That's what you look like when your colostomy pump backs up. Gina Gershon's sister called to get her picture taken down.
# posted by : 9:10 AM
: 9:10 AM 
I had no idea Marty Feldmen and Eminem had a son. He must have rented "Showcurls" and looked up Gina Gershon.
There is something faintly insectoid about him.
Excuse me. Not faintly. He IS Insectoid. The new supervillan from (insert comic company here).
Will our hero, Cam-Man save the lovely admsel before what's left of her trousers are further destroyed? Will he even bother to try?
-Clementine of Cappadoucha
Excuse me. Not faintly. He IS Insectoid. The new supervillan from (insert comic company here).
Will our hero, Cam-Man save the lovely admsel before what's left of her trousers are further destroyed? Will he even bother to try?
-Clementine of Cappadoucha
# posted by : 9:24 AM
: 9:24 AM
one of the most irritating forms of headgear is the visor. and when it's flipped and worn backwards, it becomes more irritating than a post-colonoscopy Katie Couric.
her head looks oddly enormous. nice tummy though.
her head looks oddly enormous. nice tummy though.
Good lord, this scrotejob makes me think that Memphis Choad is not actually a DB. Well, not really, but Moe here has so many douchequalities simultaneously working for him. Jeez, if he doesn't make next week's contest something's wrong with this world.
Puma sweats? You've got to be kidding me!
The 180 degree visor...check,
Tongue out...check,
Hand gesture....check,
Bling...check,
'Tard expression...check,
Stage 3 bleeth...check,
Tatts....check,
The only things missing from this is a red cup and bug glasses.
Yep, a front-runner for DB of the week.
And I certainly hope the open-skirt-revealing-panties is a trend with hotties this year.
The 180 degree visor...check,
Tongue out...check,
Hand gesture....check,
Bling...check,
'Tard expression...check,
Stage 3 bleeth...check,
Tatts....check,
The only things missing from this is a red cup and bug glasses.
Yep, a front-runner for DB of the week.
And I certainly hope the open-skirt-revealing-panties is a trend with hotties this year.
# posted by : 9:29 AM
: 9:29 AM
All the circles remind me of the brown round asshole that he appears to be. I really hope she didn't fuck him.
# posted by : 9:40 AM
: 9:40 AM
All the tats, tank tops, and bling in the free world will not change the fact that you're 5-foot-4, Tiny Dancer Douche. Oh yeah, Dorothy called. She said to get yer ass back to yer DJ gig in Munchkinland.
Taco's panties look more like matching bikini bottoms to me. The extra chlorine has been added, so back to the spring break petri dish with ya.
Taco's panties look more like matching bikini bottoms to me. The extra chlorine has been added, so back to the spring break petri dish with ya.
# posted by : 9:54 AM
: 9:54 AM
'bagamemnon, I was happily enjoying the idea that she was showing us her panties...that is until you pointed out that they are probably bikini bottoms.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
# posted by : 10:10 AM
: 10:10 AM
Hey, you'd be happy too if you were a midget and finally found a lady friend who was almost shorter than you.
Amerigo Vesdouchey
Amerigo Vesdouchey
# posted by : 11:02 AM
: 11:02 AM
Our boy appears to have two-toned hair. Ring one more up in the uberdouche column.
However this thing is a huge nerd as well. Hard telling which characteristic wins out.
However this thing is a huge nerd as well. Hard telling which characteristic wins out.
To ease the lingering pain of a Limerickless Wednesday...
There once was a 'bag who wasn't very tall.
The senoritas wouldn't go near him at all.
Until one fine day,
Maria gave him play,
Thus driving HCwDB viewers up a wall.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
There once was a 'bag who wasn't very tall.
The senoritas wouldn't go near him at all.
Until one fine day,
Maria gave him play,
Thus driving HCwDB viewers up a wall.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
# posted by : 11:17 AM
: 11:17 AM
his watch bothers me, it doesn't coordinate well with the rest of his spiffy ensamble- he is tiny dancer douche, and the freaking visor( pfah nailed it), i'm suprised we don't see more of those on here- i know they're out there-
Che douche
Che douche
# posted by : 12:03 PM
: 12:03 PM
The backwards visor! Good lord. Even other Douches think you're a Douche if you sport the backwards visor!
Nice snake tattoo tounguebag - I hope a mongoose thinks its real and eats your arm.
~Bagglio Ordonez~
Nice snake tattoo tounguebag - I hope a mongoose thinks its real and eats your arm.
~Bagglio Ordonez~
# posted by : 1:26 PM
: 1:26 PM
Nice Larry Craig reference DB1... it made me chuckle, along with all the other baggerisms (of course).
-- T-Bag
-- T-Bag
# posted by : 1:46 PM
: 1:46 PM
I'm really sick of running into chicks that always have a fucking lamo douchebag hovering over them.
The next douchebag I see when I go out to a bar or a club (typical douchebag hangouts), I will effectively punch at least one of them in the fucking throat - and then take his woman home and bang her senseless.
The next douchebag I see when I go out to a bar or a club (typical douchebag hangouts), I will effectively punch at least one of them in the fucking throat - and then take his woman home and bang her senseless.
# posted by : 7:14 PM
: 7:14 PM
I don't like to have to do this but DB1, you misspelled this douche's name. It's Mo Pisscopoo. Now you know what to put on his tombstone after someone here kills him with a cheese grater.
# posted by : 11:53 PM
: 11:53 PM
Poor Motard. Somebody forgot to tell him that when they said the tube socks go in front, they didn't mean the front pocket.
I dont think hes a douche bag. That face says one thing to me:
special ed.
He's not throwin' the shocker, he's showing everyone he can count to three! She's the hottest special ed teacher i ever saw. I'd totally fake downes syndrome for a shot at hitting that.
special ed.
He's not throwin' the shocker, he's showing everyone he can count to three! She's the hottest special ed teacher i ever saw. I'd totally fake downes syndrome for a shot at hitting that.
Damn, I'm originally from Omaha and I can pinpoint 5 areas of Douchedom where they could've been at. Omaha's a possibility.
Nice Reese's PeanutButter Cup hair, choad.
-Honus Bagner
Nice Reese's PeanutButter Cup hair, choad.
-Honus Bagner
# posted by : 7:40 AM
: 7:40 AM
that facial expression makes me want to rip out his tounge, slap with with it and then stangle him with my bare hands.
# posted by : 8:28 AM
: 8:28 AM
I know him...his 'name' is actually playboi....that should vouch for his douchery.
# posted by : 11:40 AM
: 11:40 AM
i have to say that is a very fun-looking hottie. even if she might be a skank (which she likely is).
and the douchebag is just... um yeah.
and the douchebag is just... um yeah.
What the fuck is around his neck??? Headphones? Can someone pay a gangsta just to remove this douche from the planet.
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