It's so nice for him to arch his back like that so his top can get an angle.
 

Nice cock hat douchebag.

...and boobies
 

What a dickhead, er, cockhead.

Nice, and I mean nice, rack.
 

Maybe he is puckering up at both ends to bring his wayward eyes back in alignment? Maybe I want to smack his gob in until my arm aches? Maybe Hottie is a vulcan? The ears are a dead give away.

Loving the dirty douche/tampon string around his wrist. A tampon string for each hottie he has shagged perchance?

I hope that he chokes on a dozen cocks.

GB
 

Ok so she has on too much makeup but DAMN she's hot otherwise. Mmmm, dark features.
And choad boy here has the standard "I'm hot in..." t'shirt, bag tags, and cock hat (maybe 2 or 3 degree tilt?) Way to take the string you're newspaper comes held together with and use it as a bracelet, dude. Very creative.
Damn that's some cleavage. BaZANG.
 

Dammit db out. Missed it by a minute. Definately on the same page.
 

I swear I've had it with these kissy-mouth, lip-glossed, effiminate "dudes". Any guy who does that has got to be a rump ranger.

That a girl that hot is with him is an abomination to all that is pure and holy.

What a rack! Nice smile too.
 

Right after this shot was taken, hottie was all, "Hey, where's my drink? Oh, there it is, in my hand. I just couldn't see it under my enormous rack. I can't wait to ditch this douchebag so I can go home and play with the twins."
 

What is up with the kissy face? If I was with a guy who made that face, I would break my drink over his head!!!! Despite the tranny make-up, this hick is gorgeous. I would like to take that necklace and strangle him with it. Btw - check out hte douche with the creepy face pubes in the background.
 

I think his shirt says, "I'm big in Japan".

Perhaps a New Radicals reference?

If so, pretty clever for a dumb douchebag.
 

I support the troop surge into her raq. Freedom!
 

Magnum is finally ready........... isnt it magnificent???????? Babe McTitstein has a decent pair of funbags.

Shirt says.... I'm into cocks? i guess it matches the hat.
 

Anon 2:16 is right; I think cockhead is pipe farting Johnny Depp's turgid ass rooster.

I just noticed the access port to her vah-jay-jay ripped in the crotch of her pants. sigh...
 

The face pube douche in the background makes this almost to creepy to look at.

Then I noticed the boobies.

And all was well with the world.
 

I don't think we should be so hard on face-pubes guy behind cock-a-doodle-douche. He's obviously curling up his fist for a donkey-punch, which leaves Shania Twain's younger sister free for the taking and also explains the look on douchebag's face.
 

is the douche backing that thang up? another fucking doggiebagging pic. thanks a lot.
 

I vote for a strong and palpable hit firmly in the nutsack with a baseball bat. Yes, firmly in the nutsack with a baseball bat.
 

I can't tell what he's looking at.
 

Hey 'bag slayers. Got a "Fan Letter" on my MySpace page today:

: "So I just wanted to send you a message to tell you that I feel really bad for you. You seem to have absolutely no life what so ever. Why on earth would you spend time commenting about other people and their appearances when you are the grosses thing ive ever seen and it's not even like your personality makes up for it. You fat ugly tub of lard try spending your time on more useful things such as a tredmill. Get a fucking personality bitch and stop being such a depressing and miserable old bag. GET A FUCKING LIFE AND MAYBE JUST FOCUS ON YOUR KID!!!!!!!!

There hows that for a mean sarcastic bitchy comment!!!"


Did anyone else receive so much love?
 

Oh yeah...I forgot....

boobies. :)
 

Wow! Someone has no idea what humor is. Im going to go out on a limb and say they are a douchebag or bagguette of the highest order.

Probable one of those Mystery morons.

When the hell did 33 become old??!?!
 

Jailergrrl, his/her insults were scattered, full of emotion, and were untrue. The talk of a mad man/woman. We all know you're a cool kid, and I would gladly chair dance with you.
 

Ah, the internet, where people with no lives (us) get shit on by people with even less lives (anons) for shitting on people who happen to be pieces of shit (douchebags/bleeths). It's like the great circle of life set on fire by a mazoltov cocktail of gasoline, battery acid and irony. It burns colorful and bright, but don't inhale the fumes.
Fuck 'em, JG, and keep up the good work. Remember, when you piss off people like that, it really does mean you are making a difference in the world.
 

It's ALL good. :) I laughed my FAT TUBBY ASS off when I got that. It was especially funny because I've been rather low key on my comments these days, and in fact hadn't posted any comments since about 10 pictures ok.

Maximus and Ian....love you guys! Especially my chair dancing, underwearing Ian. :)

PS. I think the Booby Queen here looks a little like Ali Landry. Remember her? The Doritos girl?? Did that split while catching Doritos in her lovely open mouth? HUBBA HUBBA.
 

Missed you Vader,,,,you posted before I posted that last one. To all my 'bag slayers - RAGE AGAINST THE DOUCHEINE!!!!
 

keep on keepin on JG.

-X
 

JG - I bet your fan hangs out at Jillians on Saturday nights, sitting in their beer-soaked semen-stained bench while watching St. Rose freshwomen getting their first big city taste of fratbags. Yes, I'm from Albany.

x - are you and independent critic of porn or are you a critic on independent porn? I was a bit confused and now am wondering.

- Ryan Seadouche
 

@RS

i've been in my share of dark corners, but i review mainstream mostly.

thanks for asking.

-X
 

@RS

No way! Who are you? You must reveal your secret identity to me! LOL I can honestly say that I went to Jillian's ONCE, but it was against my will. The other people I was with were footing the bill for the evening...I go where free drinks follow...... :D
 

No, you're missing it. The kissy-face was him just about to say, "Wait, I have to turn my hat a little more."

I swear I'm totally cursed. I _never_ get to see girls, in the flesh, who dress like this. I gotta get out of mom's basement, more. Just as well. I'd probably pop a boner at 5.6 on the Richter scale, and then mess my pants. All in a span of about 15 seconds. That would be the entire night for me. I'd end up walking home in shame, because no cabbie - can't afford a car, not even a shitty ol' Ford - would pick me up with stained pants.

Oh, but it would be worth it... ;-)
 

Eh, JG, you're hot to some, and not others. What else is new? Like the other guy said, fuck 'em.

I'm sure you know this, but there's more than one exit for East Greenbush on 90. I was headed north for the NYS wrestling finals in Albany back in March, and what should've been a ~ 2 hour trip turned into a 4 hour + nightmare. As if the snow / icy rain wasn't bad enough, some "friend" of mine said, "Take the East Greenbush exit." So, the first exit I came to for East Greenbush, I took it. Turned out the be the wrong one. I was looking for a hotel that was just off 90, but I ended up driving along route 9, in blizzard conditions, all the way into Albany, and then back again, looking for a damned hotel that was nowhere near route 9. Google maps didn't help for shit, either. They had me drive down Sunrise Drive - the opposite direction. I should've taken Rt 4 north. Long story short, I didn't get there until 3:30 in the morning. Yeah, that was a fun weekend. :-)

Oh, yeah, boobies... Lovely...
 

DB1, in my psychology practice, these are the guys about which women lament for their complete and total douchebaggery, and these women are what the depressed men crave yet want to beat the stupidity out of. You make my job much more challenging!
 

JG, you're still my hero. Even if that means you're the hero of a bunch of losers (according to humor-challenged scrotes, that's us), it also makes you the arch-enemy of a bunch of douchebags, and who doesn't love the idea of being an arch-enemy?

Great. Now I'm jealous. ;) Keep it up, chicka!
 

Jean Claude Van Douche ?
 

lower case bag broadcasting corp now takes you to the scene of the breaking news: Jailergrrl's MySpace page!

what's the BREAKING news? that person, right there. yeah, that person whose life is even more BROKEN and hollow than that which he accuses of being broken and hollow.

we now return you to the Standard Operating Douche-Face and the angel of douche to the (reader's) upper left.

... okay we don't want to go back to S.O.D. because he's just a piece of shit. let's keep talking about Jailergrrl.
 

It looks like the younger siblings of John Turturro, Mario Van Peebles and Carmen Electra went out for a night on the town.

Those dog tags must be Air Force because this fruit is a real trouser pilot.

Her melons would cool the hottest summer day.

- boatbutter
 

Damn, JG, sounds like you hit a nerve with some random douche out there. Douche on.

The irony of him ranting online to you about what a loser you are ranting about people online flies high over his clueless head, like a U2 spyplane over Haitian soil.
 

Boatbutter - Trouser Pilot!!! That's right up there with Pipefarter as my new favorite insult.

Darksock - keen observation, I didn't even contemplate that. Of course, I was staring at my hot co-worker just now (not that that's creepy).

Bag, Douchebag - Just remember, if you're on the East bank of the river, you're probably nowheres near where you want to be.

JG - I never go to Jillians precisely because of the scene I described. I usually swill at McGearys until I'm blind drunk and every stool, dartboard, and bartender has rejected my overtures for one-night-lovin'.

- Ryan Seadouche
 

I get the feeling that people have a bigger problem with women delivering the verbal smackdowns on 'bags than men. We only have around a half-dozen female 'bagslayers (that we know of) and they get the most hateful remarks from cowardly douches. Maybe it's a bunch of chicks being catty bitches. Maybe it's guys who are afraid to take on the men here. I don't know.

What I do know is this: We love you, Jailergrrl, so keep fighting the good fight. We're here to do society a favor by pushing through this twisted concept of beauty that pervades humanity today and see it for the decay that it is. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
 

I want to pop a sunflower seed in his urethra and have my cockatiel, Sinbad, dig it out for him.
 

Pirates of the Carribean douchebg in the background is probably grabbing his ass.
 

this chica is en fuego- great tight butt and a huge rack. I am sold.
 

Mandroids. These types of douches are mandroids...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9nLXY1ntUU
 

HC is gorgeous, kind of like a young Claudia Christian. DB is just a guy. Guy in the background is more of a douche - or maybe an Islamic terrorist.
 

I was gonna say, earlier, that maybe the forlorn DB in the back just goosed our man. I'm sure they'd both enjoy it.
 

@ Mitch Meats: "I want to pop a sunflower seed in his urethra and have my cockatiel, Sinbad, dig it out for him."....just awesome...I want to have that engraved and placed on my wall at work. Only because I think my wife would make me take it down at home.