jesus christ on a cracker!!

i feel very dirty now. i have to go take a shower after seeing this. thanks DB1.

however, i must say i am happy to see that, at the VERY least, this girl doesn't have a tramp stamp. so...i guess.....kudos to her. ugh.
 

AHAHAHA!! Daddy Baggin!
 

I haven't been following the news, but isn't this the type of event that Michael Vick pled guilty to organizing?

Christ, this is like seeing an unexpected photo of human coprophagia. You're shocked and disgusted and the image leaves that indelible imprint in your long-term memory. You know that just witnessing it has reduced your life expectancy.

Now I can clearly remember where I was when Elvis died, when the Challenger blew-up, and when Grandpa publicly back-doored a hottie during Spring Break.
 

Dad?
 

What the bloody hell? Is this some sort of trans-generational corn-hole contest in Daytona? What'll those crazy kids think of next?

I hope gramps has his nitro-glycerin tabs handy. He looks like he just popped one off.
 

Dad? Sis?
Wh- wha- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 

How come the guys are douchebags and the strippers are 'hotties'?

I'm so confused by this site. They both look like douchebags to me.
 

Ahhhhhhh... MY EYES!!!
 

You go grandpa... I feel the need to ridicule him for so publicly losing his load, but at least his form is good - note the easy, relaxed hand positioning. He's pulling on her as well, see how her legs and arms are angled backwards.

Not a douche, but funny as hell.
 

This is in no way productive. Not even reproductive, the guy is too old. Oh American culture, how glad I am to be a part of you. not.
 

put grandpa douche along with Mr. Belding on the HCwDB Senior Circuit!

Viva Viagra!

-celeb douche
 

"Buffet!!!!!!!!!"
 

no question this should be a private moment but i can't blame the old guy- that's a nice little hiny- not a douche.

cottage cheese douche
 

Is this some kind of joke?
 

Grandpas sight isn't what it use to be... tried to use this poor girl as a walker.
 

The only douchebags I see are the ones sitting/standing around watching this horrific display, and the chick for posing like this in front of all those douchebags.

Good for grandpa though......I think he got the better end of this chick. ;)----
 

Sorry Ian... This didn't happen in the USA... This little event happened on a quaint little island shared by the French and Dutch...

Chances are this is a Euro Gramps...

Not a douche but still creepy. Kind of like when your friend's dad tries to tell you how pimp your ride is...

Trainwreck is taking over the world.
 

Welcome to South Florida. Where the Greatest Generation meets the Sorriest Generation.
 

This must be like shooting pool with a length of rope....

@anon 4:57 - that made me laugh so hard my nose farted a little!
 

That blue wristband he's got on must be made of Viagra.
 

There is hope yet for the U.S. Where old people should be in piss stank nursing homes mackin on geezer ladies. Know your place!
 

The look on his face says that was probably the best moment of his entire life.
 

wow, i love this pic. definitely not a douchebag, though. just senior tour fun, someone we can all aspire to grow into.
 

This stripper is finding out the hard way that cialis is the real deal
 

Ridiculous! I can't blame gramps but that chica has NO shame. She's hot though, no question about that. The old man must have won some kind of drawing or something. How else can you explain it unless that's Regis, trying out replacements for Kelly.
 

By Beelzebub's blistering ballsack! Even when I wrap duct tape across my eyes, I can still hear the wheezy, asthmatic cackle preceding the phlegmy cough that propels his flipper onto the small of her back. If this was even remotely okay with me I'd still go home at Thanksgiving.

And technically, I think Mr. Slate here is Dino 'Baggin'. Very VERY old school.
 

There was just a report out this week about how sexually active people over 60 are. We knew they were having sex. Now we know who they're having sex with. Hottie should earn a trunk full of merit badges for this good deed. She probably asked if he wanted some Girl Scout cookies and, being hard of hearing, he thought she said "Do you want some Girl Scout nookie?"

Moldy McScote
 

in the name of all that is douchey...
 

his grandchildren will suffer crippling and irreversible damages for the rest of their lives.

i could describe these horrific damages in detail, but meh.
 

what the...

sorry I just lost my concentration there...the four horsemen of the Apocalypse just rode by.

doing it "old school" just added another definition.
 

I know my dick's at LEAST 2 inches bigger than his. Why God, must you put me through this tribulation?

-Honus Bagner
 

@Mark: I concur. Looks like it could have happened on St. Maarten. On the French side.

Oh, yeah. One more thing:

Lumbago!
 

Trainwreck's Dad shows his son how its done. Now we know where he learned his moves.

~Bagglio Ordonez~
 

Methinks this was the happiest day of his life. Just look at his expression. What do you suppose the blue bracelet on his right hand is for? He gets the drinks spiked with viagra?

Way to start my day.
 

Viagra Trainwreck's Daddy baggin' please.
 

"As a former Exxon CEO and retired multi-billionaire, Merv could afford the very finest walker made: the "Doomy Daddy Doomy" model, with built in colostomy port, sculpted to resemble a blonde swimsuit model."

Urk! Damn. I just made myself sick. It was bound to happen eventually.
 

Ahh, old people and their aerobics classes! This must have been right after pottery class.

Nice white shorts, shazzam!
 

Is that in Plainfield CT, I think i was there
 

Like father like son. What if that was snuggles as well.
 

Hit it Mr. Roper!!!

the douchess of kunt
 

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