I'm picturing a Jiffy Pop Popcorn pan, seconds from exploding, except in this case it would disgorge its grease-and-blood payload of grey matter down the blouse of this alcohottie and into her cleavite.

The fingers of her right hand are telegraphing what her legs will be doing 2 hours later at Pinky's dorm room.
 

This choad would actually not be so douchie if not for his popped collar(s), his lame wrist accessory, the fake contacts and the fact that his hat is brighter than his teeth.

I guess I meant to say that there is nothing non-scrotal about this lad.

It's kind of funny to see married chick let non-husband put his baggy wrist all up in her chesticles
 

a few observations:

1. someone 'Photoshopped' his eyes that color. or, tried to enhance them. something tells me it was this guy himself. which makes him a bigger 'bag.

2. no man should ever wear this much pink. only one item of clothing, preferably a dress shirt, at a time should be the color of pink. and even then you are pushing your luck. chances are you'll have to turn in your ManCard.

3. this girl likes it in the ass. exclusively. and she'll let you Donkey Punch her after a few drinks.
 

Looks like Pinky laced her cigarette.
 

Would that be a 175 degree tilt? I'm just wondering.
 

Do you think she'll eventually recover from the infection?

@ baggerloper: you would be right.
 

From her experssion, I'd say she's holding a Thai-stick, not a cig.
 

A double pooped collar? Has this been documented before?

Is that a #413 with an inverted #85? Or is she just 'tarded? Perhaps it's something that a strong course of antidouchebiotics could cure.
 

I believe hotty has Pinky's "Mr. Happy Pinky" in between the fingers of her left hand.

Jay
 

The double popped collar?? How does this even happen. I think it played out like this:

(douche looks in closet after dousing himself with tag body spray)

"Okay, I got my pink hat tilted 175 degrees now what? ... oh I know, I'll match it with my pink IZOD. Now pop tha collar.... nice, nice, but something's missing... what do i need? I GOT IT another fucking collared shirt!! If the chicks dig one popped collar they're gonna be begging for it when I hit them with a second"

"now where's my fake dog-tags and giant oversized watch...."

-Bagglio Ordonez
 

Her right hand and left hand are being extremely Freudian...
 

What in the name of Beldar is going on with this guy's dome? If my head was the length of a boxcar, I am not sure I would draw attention to it. And you didn't really hide your schlorthead, Travis. It's peeking out from under the waterfall of pink.
 

True story....

I was in sears last night and the mannequin was dressed in 2 polos. I then thought, "what if there was a douchebag in a double popped collar? "What would i say? i am at a loss of words. This guy just singlehandedly upped the popped collared douche category. My search is on for more like him. expect some pix tonight DB1..........
 

Closing your eyes in a club full of douches is like dropping the soap in prison.
 

It looks to me like she's been slipped the old roofie colada and was trying to spell out "save me from this douchebag" just before she passed out.

And dear lord is that an engagement ring on her hand there? Good thing you're making this decision in your early twenties before you realize this bottom feeder will bang every female employee that doesn't have a restraining order out on him at his daddy's law firm.

Nice double collar pop there, oh oily douche-ed one. Not one, but two, eh? That's like double the class, isn't it? Doooooooooouuche.

I need a drink.
 

Did pink become the new yellow for douchetards?
 

He has a CAT 5 Douchebag and she has been hit his Scroate Surge and has been washed out to sea (of TAG).

Pfah, you know it. She likes it that way. thats the way she rolls.
 

Fishnet? In the waist region? Really?

Perhaps fishnet was the douche-magnet in this case.
 

wow, pinky looks like he's been possessed by the choad demon. wow.
 

Actually this is an archived pic of Heidi Fleiss getting her start.
 

Amazing that a bleethed out (and passed out) chick can still flash hand signals.

The virus is strong.
 

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pinky's power has turned a hottie into terri schiavo douchebagette
 

The hat needs a slit down the middle of it. This dickhead makes me want to sew my genitals up with a rusty nail and parcel string. Sincerely. Yet another Gyno-douche. I am not sure that I can stay calm - yet, I can't stop looking. Fucking hell.

Two words - chutney ferret. Come out of the closet chutney-douche!
 

"a rusty nail and parcel string."?!?

dear god man, nothing is worth that. drink a beer, all will be better.
 

Drinking a glass of wine now. Placing the string - slowly and tearfully back in the drawer. That was a close shave - and not in a good way.
 

That is the douchiest watch...ever.
 

And we can't even see his neck to observe what kind of stupid bling he surely has there. I agree about the watch.
 

He makes me want to stuff lawn mulch up my ass and light it.
 

DB1,

Recently I've had to question your knowledge of what the term degree means in relation to a circle. If the hat is backwards, that's not 90 degrees. A circle has 360. I'm gonna have to go with Bagglio's call that this is a 175 degree hat tilt. Not quite backwards, and definitely poo worthy. Anyone remember when pink was a color for infant girls?
 

Guy will be living in his parent's basement when he's forty, jerking off to movies on cinemax. Can't get a good look at the girl, but she's definitely not worthy of being called hot. Both are scum.
 

Cinemax doesn't show any penetration. I need that. Oh, and this guy is a douche.
 

@anon 4:53

whoa, whoa, whoa, whats wrong with living in your parents basement?

-X
 

@X... nothing is wrong with living in your parents basement.

as long as it's furnished with a full bar, stripper poles, amazing sound system, several futons, and a condom dispenser.
 

pfah, dont forget the foosball table and the Playboy pinball machine...
 

Ironically, I actually know this girl. She, not so ironically, loves these type of douchy choadwanks, although she makes fun of them all for being douches.

Which begs the question...is bleething and addiction? Is it true that once you "pop" you can't stop?
 

I don't know whether to be thankful or not that we can't see the whole of Pinky en Regalia.

Someone said that was a watch. I thought it was his house arrest bracelet.

Normally, I like my hotties sober (unless it's late.) This one looks like she'd dump hot spew over shaft and sack, a mixture of tequila shots, daiquiri sugar residue, and undigested spinach from her salad she had six hours earlier. There are two problems with this situation: 1) the odor, and 2) the quick "cooling" which leads to the balls climbing back up into the lower abdominal cavity. I shouldn't have to add that none of this is conducive to orgasm. Plus, she's also likely to stop fellating until the dry heaves end. By then, the moment has passed.

Ah, sweet youth.
 

you are SO correct iDouche.

how could i forget the foosball table? geez, i am a moron. thanks for helping a brother out.
 

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unfortunately i have experienced more than double popped collars. the prep frat choads where i went to school, i believe considered it a status symbol to pop as many collars as possible. i have seen up to four. the great reality of this particular situation is that the hot chicks didnt dig this. only the baguette prep bleeths, rarely hot, always rich.

my moms basement has only a television, matress, box of rags, porn collection, and a case of warm aristocrat vodka. you all live in luxury.
 

"OMG! im in ur niteclubz, steelin ur chix!"
 

Congratulations, this girl has just become Pinky's next contestant in the Date Rape Game!
Fucking 'bags
-H
 

Nice impression of a Hostess Snowball douche.

Ya know..normally I would give the benefit of the doubt that the watch is actually silver and just reflecting the flash but I'm thinking he was going for the whole duotone look so white patent leather it is.....
 

@squatch... i must say, your new avatar is fantastic. i don't know where you got it, i don't know why it was taken. but it's beautiful. and by 'beautiful', i mean fucking awesome.
 

Weekend at Ruffies starring Picky the Choad.

I'm always looking for new stuff. Double popped collar. Nice. Gotta honestly say I never saw that one coming. A douchebag holding up a passed out chic is a different story though. I'm a little surprised we haven't seen more of that. Douchebags!
 

(Looks around for Anons who disapprove of ass-kissies... whew!)

@pfah 8:31 PM:

Thanks! I came across it somehow and thought it expressed my personality a little too well not to use it.

OMG! im in ur c0m3ntz, sh0kkn ur munk33z!

I use it at work in my IM, too. Heh.

@anyone who cares to read:

This is NOT a hot chick. She looks like a drunken slob I wouldn't poke without anesthesia and a 6-pack head start. And don't forget the rent-a-dick from the friendly folks at Avis!
 

@douchetorious, rush douchebag:

1. Despite my anguished cries for mercy and veiled threats of physical violence, my Polo merchandising rep started multiple collar pops on shirt forms in Spring season 2004 as part of a national marketing initiative. I haven't slept well since.

2. Pink became the "official" scrotenozzle color of choice in 2005, judging from sales to choadwankers using mommy's VISA card. It's since fallen back a bit, and has been overtaken by faux-vintage horror vaccui graphic tees that look like they were made in an unlit factory in Myanmar by arthritic, manic-depressive squirrel monkeys.

As for Pinky, I'd like to introduce his S.O.D. face to my contractor-grade shovel.
 

Why does that girl have her arms around that guy?
 

she's a fucking idiot folks. she's as bad as he is. the most we can hope for is that they don't reproduce until they've grown up.
 

Pfah, I had no idea you were the "lost" 4th member of the "Beastie Boys" lol

As for the pic: I see Pink. and Dick Tracy's watch.
 

WTF is a "scrotenozzle"? I googled it, and nothing!

Someone should tell her to push that ugly pink turd back in her mouth.

Squatch @ 8:43: well, if no one else will bitch about it, I guess I'll have to. "You ass-kissing choad wanks are ghey." Feel complete, now? :-)
 

well, i dunno about squatch, but i feel better.

and by 'better', i mean full of methane gas.
 

@bag, douche bag 9:58 PM:

Oh, gosh. I don't even have lipstick or eyeshadow on or anything. You're so sweet...

I dated a girl like Pinky's, once. Woke up the next morning with my ass hair shaved off and my wallet empty.

I mean, I understand the wallet thing. But the ass shaving? That's just fucking weird, dude...

Hmm. Too much sharing?
 

RAGE. I'm completely filled with rage and all I've looked at is the double-popped white-pink shirt combo. Moving on to his lazy eye and slow grin, I'm led to the absolutely certain conclusion that his parents were siblings.
 

this effin fool is gonna be given at least douche o' the week honors.

and this little slut puppy, i would like to see some more pics...see if there's anything spank worthy. and as darksock noted, this girl is imagining giving herself the shocker...dp'ing herself with the french manicure.

very nice, how much?

-celeb douche
 

Obviously, Pinky has mastered the formidable Happy Flying Golden Fingers technique of the venerated Choadwank Masters of the Far East. With subtle acupressure to the nipple, Pinky has induced a full body bag seizure in his victim.
 

Obviously, Pinky has mastered the formidable Happy Flying Golden Fingers technique of the venerated Choadwank Masters of the Far East. With subtle acupressure to the nipple, Pinky has induced a full body bag seizure in his victim.
 

it took long enough for the pink Izod, the pink baseball cap, and roofies to make a comeback. now i'm just gonna throw another temper tantrum that will result in the destruction of my room.
 

Hate to tell you this Douchey Howser but your basement room at Mom's sounds a little too close for comfort to the one Jeffrey Dahmer had at his grandma's. Well except for the vat of acid. You don't have one of those, do you? Great! We'll send Pinky right on over for a little neurological testing (which it looks like the chick in this pic has already undergone).
 

I would hit it. And by hit it I mean grabbing her boobies like a furtive weasel. Then I would smack Pinky with a 2X4.
 

I'm fairly certain his watch came out of a box of Fruit Loops.

Knob.
 

@bag, douche bag 09:58:

Sorry for incoherence. Sometimes at the end of a cheap tequila bender, my rage blinds me and impedes my ability to form complete phrases in a meaningful form.

That, and my prescription for Abilify just ran out.

Cheers!
 

@ il choadrino: No, I like it - you can almost visualize it. I'd just like to know what I'm talking about when I hurl that at someone. You don't mind if I borrow it...? It's just unique enough that it'll fly right over the heads of lots of people, making it that much better.
 

@bag, douchebag:

Be my guest! I've considered translating it into Chinese characters and having my tattoo artist neighbor add it to his pattern collection of exclusive designs to sell to drunken fratchoads.

Except that there probably isn't any linguistic equal to "scrotenozzle" in Chinese. I'm afraid it's an entirely American phenom.

But I really think I may have seen the term applied (by DB1?) in an archived thread. He is the master etymologist of the douchebag language and its various dialects and variances, no?
 

Re: Chinese characters: fuck it - just make 'em up. It's not like anyone would know, would they? Go for it!
 

i'd pop more than this hottie's collar for him! tho i think i may be already too late for that. he's damned sexy, and i bet he is a cross between a moaner and a screamer when taking it up the ol' hershey highway. ***sigh*** what i wouldnt give to find out first hand tho! ;)
 

i'd pop more than this hottie's collar for him! tho i think i may be already too late for that. he's damned sexy, and i bet he is a cross between a moaner and a screamer when taking it up the ol' hershey highway. ***sigh*** what i wouldnt give to find out first hand tho! ;)