The number indicates she was in some sort of contest. I hope he wasn't the prize.
 

what do silicone side boob and greasy mcdoucherson have in common? elective hair removal from the nether-region.
 

way too much douche to process without retching..
the side boobs are spectacular though
 

Ok, this picture is grossing me out in more ways imaginable. I like 'em tall, but no, she is not hot. Especially not with that blister on her lip.
And this dude! Are you kidding me? It's like the water in his body is trying to escape from him in the form of sweat. The use of that rosary bling is enough to make me want to burn down a church. And if you...AAHHHHH! OH MY GOD! WARNING TO ALL THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE ME! Do NOT look at his cell phone on his belt for it will inevitably cause you to look just next to it at his fucking UPPER CROTCH TATTOO! Well, looks like it's time to embark on that bulimia career I'd always dreamed about.

Please. Kill him. Kill him until he is dead.
 

Nice all-inclusive wristband douche.

I wonder if this hotel thinks all-inclusive means one free scrote lurking around to spread douche cheer to everyone there.

If so someone please locate this cesspool of scrote and inform the masses so the rest can sleep at night next time we book a vacation.

-Haagen Douche
 

He looks like he's trying to squeeze a codeine-hardened butt nugget that turtled out of his rectum back into his lower colon pocket. Good luck with that, Q-tip. The look on his face says "I dotta pudda doodie immy pantses".

She is a sculpted Danish goddess who has fallen victim to Stage 1 Greico virus infestation, as witnessed by the cockring ear adornment and motorcycle windshield sunglasses. But damn at the booblies and tight tummy. Underboob, sideboob, overboob...boobity booba boobapalooza! I don't think she's that tall, Vader; she just towers over Pigmy McBallsweat.

The number badge signifies "you must be THIS old to ride". The pink strings whisper to my teeth "untie me...."
 

Is mini me douche wearing a skort?
 

God the father is above all things, and all those who wear the sign of the cross are sacred and thus pure! regardless of underpantless low riding, nipple rings, sunglasses in shaded areas, spikey hair, greased down body, and tat on his left hip. His intentions clearly honorable with his show of religiosity. Yeah right.

She's hott to me, reguardless of strength and tallness.
 

Now we know what happens when a Pederast consummates with an elf.

All that bling and they'll end up more tangled than box of fish hooks.

I want Amazonian Delight to skin MY zebra.

- boatbutter
 

lil' douche big world here needs to spend more time shavin his face then his...well you know.

gross.

-X
 

Sideboob is great, but not on transvestites. Or transgender individuals. Or whatever she/he is. I'm not convinced that's really a chic.

What's with the 2 toned, spiked hair? Douches never cease to amaze me...
 

WOWWIE WOW WOW WOW!

This guy has it all going on; tall multicolored hair plumeage to attract the 50 foot tall woman, nip ring, thumb ring(WTF), unshaven face, shaven everything else, shorts about to fall down (you know there an ass crack view from the other side, and he is wearing his cell phone on his hip.
 

BTW

Does anyone know what agency is reposible for tagging the douches? I have noticed many are wearing wristbands that are clearly for tracking purposes. They should have to register like sex offenders.
 

Gollum douche truly is one of the most putrid beings to skeeze his way onto this site.
 

George Michael 3-day tequilla bender dwarf-douche needs to put that thumb ring back up his arse where he got it. A little club soda will take that pee stain right out. 1974 Olivia Newton John bimbette rapidly approaching stage 4 Bleethitude.
 

The purpley arm stretch marks, floppy nipples, and triangle of terror almost did me in, but it was really my imagination that provided the final coup d'etat: visualizing what was peering at us from behind this douchebag. My guess is that he's storing the XL bottle of Astroglide he doused himself with somewhere in his nether bits.
 

wicked stretch marks and sagging bitchtits on a dude are usually good indicators that this douchebag is slamming roids to escape a life of douchitude. bummin...
 

call Pumpy for help, soon.
 

I believe Orwell had much more to say in one of his famous essays:

"And afterwards I was very glad that the bleeth had been killed; it put me legally in the right and it gave me a sufficient pretext for shooting the douchebag. I often wondered whether any of the others grasped that I had done it solely to avoid looking a fool."

"The douchebag wears a mask, and his face grows to fit it."

"Theoretically – and secretly, of course – I was all for the douchebags and all against their oppressors, the posters at HCwDB.com."

And, as the title implies, another famous quote about douchebags from 1984:
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a douchebag's face -- for ever.'
 

It took a picture of THIS monstrousity to bring me back from the ashes......what the hey-dilly-doo is wrong with this major douchebag? Did he grease himself up with Crisco shortening before stepping outside? Quick! Someone hook up some battery cables to those nipple rings and electrocute him! Can you SMELL what the Douche is cooking?

No doubt that his chicka has a BANGING body, but she's too far gone on the Bleeth scale to be considered salvagable. Personally, I think the '20' button is letting people know the amount of STD's she's infected with. Just my impression....:)

That or it's like at the deli counter at the grocery store; 'Now serving up NUMBER 20! Want some KY to go with that? Nevermind buddy...looks like you coated yourself in your own supply."
 

is that dude rocking a skort?
 

I'm sorry, what? I've been so busy trying to smell Eric The Viking's wench's cinnamon delight through my USB port that I missed what you guys were talking about.

Oh yeah. Amazon's hot, scrote's a douche blah blah < ass crack joke >< /ass crack joke >. If anybody wants me, I'll be with the über-Love-Hewitt.
 

They both need to touch up their roots. Yuck.
 

She should fight crime with that body, and by crime I mean my turgid moose prong
 

sorry for the typo, that should be "mouse", not moose...
 

he looks like the scrote who won rockstar douchanova.
 

I have no idea what a mouse prong is, nor do I understand moose prong, but moose prong IS funnier...
 

i have to just say thay after perusing this website for 3 months now, there are some really scary women in these pictures.

Side boob here is a friggin amazon and I am wondering if she's not tucking the salami.
 

Hey look! Wee Man had the arm/leg lengthening surgery!.... and it appears that the third Hilton twin, Gigantor Hilton, is about to eat him for lunch.

Revved up Like a Douche
 

...and BTW, dude... you're a total and complete douchebag, you greasey, nippearcing, crotchtatting, spike-hair-bleaching, Wanna-Bono shade-wearing scrotal sack. And pull your freaking pants up for crying out loud! Thumbring. Cellphone on the waistband. Someone. Kill. This. Douchebag. Please.

Revved up Like a Douche
 

I can't tell if its a reflection from the grease on his body or some sort of white liquid substance on his stomach, but look toward the left side of the photo on this choad's overpumped abs. I don't want to start any rumors that I can't confirm, but he's making an awful big show of standing with a girl. Maybe he wants us to think that he likes girls. Maybe he doesn't. Maybe that's not mayo from a ham sandwich that fell on his torso. Maybe it's something else. I'm just saying...
 

....ignorance is strength.
 

Oh, look, another fuckin' fauxhawk! What an asshole!
 

Why is hottie even standing near this post abortal scrote bag? She's blind. She's a contestant in a blind beach wear competition and doesn't know the total scrotal meltdown she's standing next to. This bag has it all wrapped up for next month's DB of the month. Fucked up hair, needs a shave, gay look on the face and mystery stuff running down his chest from an encounter in the men's room, plus the sagging shorts, wristband, rosary. Geez, all he's missing is some fake dogtags and he'd have the specials lit on the douche pinball machine. Jab him in the eyes with an icepick and follow that up with multiple strikes to the head with a dull hatchet and we're done here.
 

This is an unfair picture. He is WAY too nasty a douchebag to be pictured with Amazon Transsexual And Titties (AT-AT). I do not have the bitter bliss of douche-hottie transcendence; I have the bitter barfing of one of the most despicable turds I've ever seen with a creepy she-thing.

Watch out for AT-AT...this bitch is bleethed out with antidote-resistant armor.
 

you know what they say about dudes with nipple rings, a rosary piece, thumb ring and a tattoo on his mankini line........... PIPE FARTING Douchebag
 

This scrote would stroll w/ the weekly award but the tranny might just kill off his chances. Tough break, greaseball.
 

these comments are hilarious...so damn funny im near regurgitating rum and coke through my nose due to spastic laughter...
 

i for one think that this hottie way more hot than tranny overtones.

the douchebag must be desperately trying to look tall. you're just gonna "capsize" your chin and fall backwards, fella.
 

did this douche pull his pants down before the photo? let's point out the obvious: gigantic sunglasses which cover more than half his face (good thing), the nipple rings, the left thumb ring, the bleached hair (which needs to be re-bleached),the stupid chain which drops down to his belly button, by how stiff he is you can tell he's flexing with all he's got (i think may be flexing so hard he's beginning to poop; may be the reason for his lowered shorts). this is douche to the max. fortunately this woman has a pin on her bikini bottom including that she's just a contestant being nice by posing with this idiot because she feels sorry for his overwhelming disease:douchitis
 

He looks like a beefed up Bizzy-D. Seriously kinda hot in a perverted sort of way.