Friday, August 31, 2007
The Zebra
Poppin' collars mean it's Friday, and Labor Day weekend no less.
Apologies to those of you at work if I've been posting too much skin the past few days. I try to keep my site family friendly and work safe, because I know how important it is for pre-teens as well as those with uptight bosses to be sure to study the 'bag/hott plague on a daily basis.
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Your humble narrator, The DB1, has a mellow weekend planned. Finishing my book. Eating many bowls of sugar cereal and tasty HoHos. Downing a few bottles of Thunderbird. Good times.
As to identically dressed hotties and 'bags, woe is the creature that slouches towards Bethlehem to be born. But that arching back on Bleethed out future suburban Long Island mother of four on the left is very curvy.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 11:17 AM 
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Count Dracudouche has no excuse for looking like this. Having been around for thousands of years, you'd think he could have figured out dressing himself.
It's to bad hottie here was bitten before she got dressed this morning.
It's to bad hottie here was bitten before she got dressed this morning.
Yeah, she's cute from the neck down but,
what in heaven's name is wrong with her mouth?
I don't think I've ever seen a smoochy yap that drawn and wrinkly....yuck!
As for his mouth, he's wearing lip stick and doing the kissy thing. He should be kissing my -3 ball bat.
what in heaven's name is wrong with her mouth?
I don't think I've ever seen a smoochy yap that drawn and wrinkly....yuck!
As for his mouth, he's wearing lip stick and doing the kissy thing. He should be kissing my -3 ball bat.
# posted by 
: 11:56 AM
: 11:56 AM
Things were tough in Big Pussy's household after Tony whacked him:
"Here y'go, Lil Pussy, don't forget your lunch. Give Momma a kiss, and color me a pretty picture at special school today. Now get to the corner; the short bus is almost here. And put that collar down; only retards pop their collars."
"Here y'go, Lil Pussy, don't forget your lunch. Give Momma a kiss, and color me a pretty picture at special school today. Now get to the corner; the short bus is almost here. And put that collar down; only retards pop their collars."
"Apologies to those of you at work if I've been posting too much skin the past few days."
Alright, who the FUCK is this, and what have you done with DB1???
Alright, who the FUCK is this, and what have you done with DB1???
I would PUNISH that chick like Frank Castle. And by Frank Castle, I mean Peter North.
And as for the greased up taint-smoker, looks like he's ready for a bacon strip on the lips.
-Honus Bagner
And as for the greased up taint-smoker, looks like he's ready for a bacon strip on the lips.
-Honus Bagner
# posted by : 12:09 PM
: 12:09 PM
Look at their dumb asses posing there, trying to look like rock stars. How Stupid. Who ever heard of a 2 person man/woman rock band that dresses up in stripes? Dumb asses.
# posted by : 12:10 PM
: 12:10 PM
Hey I'm new to the HCwDB family, but its quickly become one of my favorite feeds. Got a question though, what's up with the Bleeth references? Does that refer to Yasmine Bleeth and if so what's wrong with her?
Keep it up! Awesome site.
Keep it up! Awesome site.
# posted by : 12:12 PM
: 12:12 PM
no apologies necessary for the extra skin. imo, it's more angering because you can tell they're that much closer to having sex. and nice to look at, i suppose.
# posted by : 12:15 PM
: 12:15 PM
Welcome to the bag hunting society eob. Hopefully you brought your bat to the playing field and maybe some screen cleaner.
Damn, is that like a supersized popped collar?? Look at that thing, it looks like a set of wings.
She looks strikingly similar to the chic in the Friday Hairku.
Not sure exactly how much of a DB this guy is, but a total dumbass for sure. He wouldn't know what to do with a chic if she showed up naked and said "Do me now". He'd probably run away crying.
She looks strikingly similar to the chic in the Friday Hairku.
Not sure exactly how much of a DB this guy is, but a total dumbass for sure. He wouldn't know what to do with a chic if she showed up naked and said "Do me now". He'd probably run away crying.
There is something vexing here. He's... giving me... bedroom eyes... GAH! Look away! Look at her! At her!
Ah, much nicer, yet she has a cold, expectant, businesslike air about her...
OMG! SHE'S HIS PIMP!
-Clementine of Cappadoucha
Ah, much nicer, yet she has a cold, expectant, businesslike air about her...
OMG! SHE'S HIS PIMP!
-Clementine of Cappadoucha
# posted by : 1:34 PM
: 1:34 PM
It seems that recent 'bags have been taking pics of themselves on purpose just to get on to your site.
I know of one who passed through. He dressed up like one on purpose.
Watch carefully for fake 'bags
I know of one who passed through. He dressed up like one on purpose.
Watch carefully for fake 'bags
# posted by : 1:49 PM
: 1:49 PM
Forest Whitaker just before he hits the Crying Game casting couch.
Last heard: "I better get an oscar for this."
Last heard: "I better get an oscar for this."
# posted by : 2:02 PM
: 2:02 PM
anon 1:49, you're probably right but the veterans here are pretty good at sniffing out phony 'bags. Even if one slips past an inebriated DB1, the rest of the boys will catch him.
# posted by : 2:03 PM
: 2:03 PM
I just want to know what's going on with the photoshopped area at bottom-center of the pic. I mean, what happened here, people? Is this a scene from Tron 2: Electric Douchaloo, or am I just staring too hard at their crotch areas?
That is the LARGEST popped collar i have ever seen. That thing covers his damn ears.
Nice shirts - the 1920s jailbird looks is making a comeback I see.
~Bagglio Ordonez~
Nice shirts - the 1920s jailbird looks is making a comeback I see.
~Bagglio Ordonez~
# posted by : 3:29 PM
: 3:29 PM
These two have Jersey written all over them. I suppose we should be thankful but shouldn't there be a limit on bags from Jersey? I mean they need to put norplant in the water out there to hold down the douche herd growth. At least the striped shirts make them easier to hit at long range. Ammo up !
# posted by : 9:53 PM
: 9:53 PM
She is a pornstar, anyone got the name? Im almost 100% certain and that pic is not flattering.
# posted by : 3:24 AM
: 3:24 AM
ok, I get the 'bag element of this x10. Yeah, he's a level 9 scrote. But the hc element is on vacation. She is the opposite of hott. If Renee Zellwegger and Eric Stoltz' character in Mask had a kid, she would be it. I've seen ninja swords duller than that chin.
This is actually a back stage shot of models preparing to walk the runway in Newark for Tommy Hilfinger's new 'American Douche' line.
To support my claim, please look at the crisp newness of the clothing. They obviously haven't been wearing these clothes long or else you would clearly see the grease marks through the white stripes.
To support my claim, please look at the crisp newness of the clothing. They obviously haven't been wearing these clothes long or else you would clearly see the grease marks through the white stripes.
# posted by : 8:43 AM
: 8:43 AM
While the bleeth figure may be curvacious, the head is scone-shaped.
And her face is as flat as Ohio.
Scrote has the physical grace of a parking garage.
And her face is as flat as Ohio.
Scrote has the physical grace of a parking garage.
# posted by : 5:00 PM
: 5:00 PM
Tommy Hilfiger? I don't think so. Looks like Mr./Mrs. Douche are trying on the fall fashions at Sears Roebuck.
# posted by : 9:45 AM
: 9:45 AM
if a male zebra sees another zebra baby that it didn't give birth to, it will kill the baby zebra.
thought you'd like to know. why? i've no idea.
thought you'd like to know. why? i've no idea.
@lower case bag:
Male zebras give birth to baby zebras? WTF??!?!?!1!!!
Dude, either you're only getting shit outta context from Animal Planet, or you're hanging out with The Captain before dinner again.
Either way, thanks for the visual.
I'm getting cramps.
Male zebras give birth to baby zebras? WTF??!?!?!1!!!
Dude, either you're only getting shit outta context from Animal Planet, or you're hanging out with The Captain before dinner again.
Either way, thanks for the visual.
I'm getting cramps.
# posted by : 7:24 PM
: 7:24 PM
pointy chin B-52 clutches all- growed-up Eddie Munster as they prepare to flee from chain gang in aluminum trousers.
the douchess of kunt
the douchess of kunt
# posted by : 6:51 AM
: 6:51 AM
Being new to this site, this picture may have captured something never before posted on HCwD: A douchebag in training. A douche apprentice if you will.
Not quite there but certainly well on his way.
He's missing the standard 'bag bling, open-toed sandals, West coast hand gesture, and his increaseing ability to attract older men of questionable sexual orientation.
Your training will soon be complete Jedi-douche.
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Not quite there but certainly well on his way.
He's missing the standard 'bag bling, open-toed sandals, West coast hand gesture, and his increaseing ability to attract older men of questionable sexual orientation.
Your training will soon be complete Jedi-douche.
# posted by : 11:01 AM
: 11:01 AM << Home
