Hee hee midget douche
 

Abs and Frogs? Sounds like a breakfast cereal. I wonder what prize is inside?

Oh, it's a creepy old dude macking on girls young enough to be his daughter. And some lick-on tattoos. Lucky day.
 

i can't rag on a guy who is wearing little plastic boobies on a necklace.

i could, however, put the map of hawaii on both of those exposed abs in the picture.
 

Dean Wermer: Fat, drunk and stupid's no way to go through life son.
 

I've finally figured out what my problem is: I'm way too tall and way too good looking to get hotties like these. Damn you mother nature for cursing me with such good looks!
 

I would comment on the rest of the picture if I could tear my eyes away from Abby McBeal on the right. Her tall, lithe hotness convinces me that (a) there is a God, and (b) by denying me access to her, said God truly, truly hates me.
 

College cuties???

Maybe the one on the right if she got held back a year or two.

Get a load of the weathering on middle cutie. I think she's married to the frog and the other one is their offspring.

I have to admire frog if he's scoring even weathered chicks.
 

"The lord doth work in mysterious ways," reservoir douche.
 

No-neck Devito is definately NOT a bag. He's probably thinking that if he dies now that he's had a good life.
The college hotties are yummy.
 

Froggy gets a pass...not a douche.
I'd play hide the salami with the chick on the right though.
 

ALL WOMEN NOTE: These are the kind of chicks that are allowed to wear belly-shirts!!!!
 

The only thing upseting about this pic is the low rider jeans. I believe they were invented to torture men. You love to look at how low they go, you can even imagine how easy they would be to remove and what "treasure" lies below, yet.....it is fools gold, never to be found.

So you end up pissed and frustrated and then see "Uncle Perv" acting like he's "got a shot".

I hate this pic.


The
Rocky-Choad
 

I can't wait to get back to Mardi Gras!

Why does Hot Mom have a beer cozie on a paper cup? It must be code for wanting to swing.
 

I can't bag on this guy. He's good people. If you were at Mardi Gras he'd be all like "pull up a beer, Unk". And being around beautiful southern girls at mardi gras is like being around Tag odor in Las Vegas; simply unavoidable. So don't hate him, brang yer ass to Mardi Gras.

I would nibble their exposed pelvic bones until they politely pushed me away and said "kuh-wee-yut!" (quit).
 

I wonder what various acts of exposure and indecency this fellow is going to get from bartering those beads? I salute you, sir.
 

I saw these three at Raging Waters last week I think. Look at how he can manipulate the fingers on the right hand. In person, you can tell that that is a wooden claw, just like Chubbs Peterson.
I love the eurotwins. I would like to poach salmon in Alaska, then feed it to them from freeze dried ziplock bags.
 

shitty pic, DB, really.

-crow
 

BUT, dude is a wonderful version of FROG from 21st Street in COLORS.

-crow
 

Not really a douche. Probably handicap. Also probably not really with these girls.
 

Who needs a neck when you got babes like these?
 

pfah, that was just dirty.

Though I do see where you're coming from ;)
 

How come I don't get to see men drop their pants when the beads come out?
 

I think hottie in the middle is all kinds of cute. And as for the one on the right I love the way her pelvic is just barely sticking out of her jeans just tantalizing me! MMM!! Oh, and the dude's not a bag just a lucky short little bastaad!!

Bill Bellidouchecheck
 

I'm not sure that the frog's a guy, although I'm sure whatever it is, it can pee standing up.
 

No joke here...I am just compelled to laugh my ass off at this pic!! Ribbit!
 

Look closely. Those plastic things on his beads aren't boobies --- they're testicles!
 

COMING THIS FALL...TO THE CW...

A New Sitcom....

RICKY AND THE FROG!!!

FROG AND RICKY FUCKING RULE!
 

@MJ: Y'know, I was wonderin' just how Froggie came to earn all those beads-n-boobies he's sportin' around his neck.

But then I felt my gag reflex violently kick in.
 

Paul Williams Douche got all those beads from showing more tit than the hotties. I hate when that happens.
 

Ha ha! I agree with bcs... "Ricky and The Frog" fucking rules!

I can't hate on either, and actually find myself rooting for both. Go, Frog, go! ...And high-five Ricky when you're done, for these women are Mardilicious. :)
 

middle chick is good from a far but far from good.
 

he's so silly. That cupcake in the middle...? I would eat the corn out of her turds.
 

To answer your question Mistress Julie - don't push a good thing. Do you really want to see Froggy's little pickle? Brad Pitt probably is not walking around New Orleans ready to bare his butt for a set of beads.
 

this nigga looks like a mix between mini-me and r2d2..

as for the bitches.. i wish they'd bounce up outts those t-shirts and show me them titties..

-Deuce Six-
 

Mistress Julie:

You haven't see me at Mardi Gras, doing my patented no-hands horse shoe style catch. The hard way. Wearing only one dark sock. and not on my feet.

Until the NOPD shows up. Stupid cops.
 

Man, you can't be clownin' on a bead vendor fo' taking pics with his customers, cut the playa' some slack.


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