HoHos are bad for you.
 

Could this be a HCwDB first? Two choady brothers, the one on the right swam in the shallow end of the DNA pool, sacrificing height, skin tone and ability to manufacture a decent douche face at the appropriate moment, all the while pouring the hero/douche worship on his brother on the left. Has there ever been a confirmed douche brother sighting? I think we have one here.

Douchebag brothers. Sandwiching Miss Little Pre-med hottie at the university president's cocktail party. Of course, they are there because they're the nephews of the president. Obviously hottie agrees to take a picture to enhance her chances of getting accepted to medical school.

Run away very fast, Miss Pre-med, run away! Get an accounting degree, get married and never use that degree. I'll help you out in that regard, you wholesome little minx.

...Affliction... They're afflicted with the highly virulent choady-douche virus. To which there is no cure.
 

this picture is rediculous. maybe they lost a bet. that's what i'm telling myself so as not to go on a rampage.

nice garage sale Picasso.
 

Wow Graham Norton has really been spending a lot of time at the gym.
 

Hans and Franz want to douche....you up!
 

She is a psycho. It looks like she's about to jump on the cameraperson and eat him. Hopefully her boobies will fall out during the struggle, because they are hanging on by a thread, my friend.
Arnold douche has perfected the scrotesneer and added the thinning fauxhawk. Danny douche is sipping an iced coffee and is missing half an eyebrow.
"Tonight is your night, bro."
 

The TWIN TOWERS of douche.
Too bad someone cant fly a jet
into the side of one of them.
The combination of all that
hair product,oil,and bad after shave would burn for days.
 

Are we really sure the douche on the right is a guy?
 

It's the Ambiguously Gay Duo.
 

their father is Ed Grimley.
 

Yes. The Elvis/Billy Idol whiplash lip must be sanitized from the tall one's kisser and by sanitized I mean he must die. The Shortmeister has a pupil disorder of the eyes. Weird man. Perhaps it's a focusing meltdown caused by Pre-Med Hottie's halter dress. I am ready for my exam Pre-Med hottie. Let's start with Chakra #1. Oh, and boobies.


Salvador Douchalí
 

The other day I came across some Joey P pic where he and his douchebro were wearing the same exact shirt. To then see it here with 2 other DB's is quite coincidental.

The 'Bag Sandwich is one of my least favorite moves. Combine that with the utter douchosity of each one of these turds, plus the one on the left is trying to mimic the Donkey Douche smirk. Sorry jackass, there is only one Donk, and you are not him.
 

I hate to say it, but I watched the Pick Up Artist season finale last night. First time I caught that show.

It was so amazingly douchified, I don't think I can put it into words. My mind has been boggled.

I weep for my unborn daughters...
 

When did Ellen Degeneres start hitting the gym....I am informing Perez H. I would love to play like a kid in a sandbox in between Pre-Meds fleshy fun parabolas

USS Douchenbag
 

Promotional photo of Finland's hottest dance duo dropping by Cedar Rapids' EZ listening station for a talk with the afternoon DJ.
 

Maybe these guys would be interested in playing this cool new game from Canada.

And, no, it's not hockey.

She does look kinda nuts...
 

Spacehog bag and his lesbian sister.
 

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1990s hotness = Soy Bomb!
2000s hotness = Tag Bomb!
 

These two douchebags couldn't look any stupider if they wore coordinated Garanimals.
 

It's Scooby and Scrappy Doouche.
 

That is the BUTCHEST looking lesbian I have Ever seen!
 

Thanks for dressing up to go the discount art gallery Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Douche.
And why do douche bags seemingly like to stand in front of artwork? It's so insulting. Like we're not really going to be able to differentiate them as d'bags because they're standing in front of art. Puh-lease!
 

@danny noonan-
Holy crap, you're right! I didn't notice the psychocity at all until you mentioned it. Frankly, she looks like she just wants to take a bite out of the camera man. I don't think she wants the whole thing.
 

She's got the perky, crazy intensity that the T-X would have shown if she'd been a Slutbot instead of Terminator terminator. And I like that look in my women. Which explains much of my sad, sad life.
 

Thank GOD someone finally called out these Affliction shirts for what they really are - douche dressing. It's almost getting as annoying as the Von Douche virus that spread like wildfire a few years ago.
 

This pictures makes me want to commit sepukku with the cerimonial wakasashi blade.
This picture makes me want to go postal on the Islamic Nation.
This picture makes me want to deliver anthrax to the person that was stupid enough to take it.
This picture just makes me want to shit.
-HanksAnAss-
 

Damn! Don't you just hate going to a party and finding that someone else is wearing the same shirt as you? This is almost as bad as seeing that person and suddenly realizing that the shirt you both are wearing is the ugliest, most stupid piece of clothing ever worn by humankind. I think weirdy douche has just had this epiphany. He is holding back the tears.

Hottie decided to wear someone else's body to the party.
 

You cant really see her hands and the angle suggest that she may have a finger in each wagon wheel.

Perhaps that explains the strange facial expressions......

Nah, theyre bags.

Rocky_Choad
 

Wow.. could these homos be any more douche-tastic? what with the tie dye t's and the fucked up mohawks they're sporting..

i took a shit the other day that came out better looking than these two sigfried and roy looking fagbags..

the only thing saving this pic is the set of fuckin punching bags i cant take my eyes off of in the center...

she should hike up that black dress and bend over and lemme slap that fat ass!!

-Deuce Six-
 

I'm on board with charles nelson douchely's Finnish dance duo theory.

"Well, we got matching shirts, but we were still looking for something to really distinguish us from Erasure, and thought to ourselves... 'Hey! Steroids!'"


And she has the crazy Kelly Ripa ambition in her eyes... she's so intent on forward momentum toward achievement, she's preprogrammed herself through positive thinking to be genuinely damn glad to pose with any scrote that's set in front of her, including Doucherasure here.

She'll probably even keep a copy of this photo framed and hung on her office wall, along with a bunch of other dodgy losers she's had to press flesh with, as she climbs the ladder of local radio.

You're going to make it after all, Mary Psycho Moore!
 

I can't get excited about this pic. She just doesn't make it for me, something about the asymmetrical shape of dirty blonde hotts head that makes me go a big wet one. As for the bag and his mom wearing matching tees ..well whats left to say?
 

"This post has been removed by the author." That really says it all. Oh, and boobies.

The Douche of Url
 

I can't even believe this happened.
 

I wholeheartedly agree with the psycho-bitch assessment. But we're only basing this on one image. But, geez, you can guess that she has an insanely loud horsey laugh that echoes through her nose. After an uncomfortable extra 5 seconds of laughter beyond everyone else's, she ends it with a hearty snort.

Such a shame. Her hair and the LBD would be enough to raise my spirits.

The real irony, spinnaker chick, is that these scrotes probably paid $50 or $60 for a fucking t-shirt. Talk about disposable income. Jesus Christ. Between that and $40 for hair products to produce the oh-so-goddamn stylish fauxhawks and we're looking at two guys who'll be trying to find a way to draw workers' comp in a few years to supplement their income from selling HGH in the local Gold's parking lot. I hope another valet accidentally runs them down while they're at their jobs at Morton's. I think the old Scrooge was right. We should be looking to decrease the surplus population.

And, pfah, I know that Picasso loved his martinis, but did he actually paint them? I have to find this print for my man cave.
 

For any of you that didnt know this AFFLICTION IS DOUCHE GEAR!!! A calling card if you would, also a spin off theirs is Xtreme Couture. Affliction sponors UFC (douche sport of choice) so the 2 tie nicely together for a marriage of douchebagery. So next time your out an see a Affliction/Xtreme Couture tee you know the national uniform of douchebags
 

I bet it says "I'm with stupid" on the back of at least one of those T-shirts. My eyes hurt looking at the grandma bitch face on the right. Whew!
 

The guy on the left could possibly win Douche of the Week if he was by himself. The other douche is holding him back
 

I honestly thought the thing on the right was a granny dyke trolling for labia with her effemminate son, who himself is at the art show tooling for anus.

Yeah, do the "cover the bottom half of the face" trick; she's a crazy as a frozen turd dildo.
 

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