Can we just put an end to the pencil thin chin strap beard. It has to stop... this is getting out of hand.
 

Doucheholes, if you can't properly grow facial hair then you might want to shave that crap.

Yeahie Yeahie, Westside (Throw's up gang signs)
 

This douche-banger does not go well with McCormick...but his arm there...there over there to the right of the picture...look closer. closer. whats wrong with his arm? and his face? i'm pretty sure thats the Crypt Keeper from years back in disguise. crafty sombitch.
hanksanass
 

Definitely not a "real" gangsta, as evidenced by the lack of gang-affiliated tattos or colors. I'll bet ya a million bucks that he does drive a lowered Honda Accord with an annoyingly loud "thumpin'" stereo system and owns a rather large collection of "Gangsta Rap" C.D.'s. In my humble and often perverted opinion, these facts alone make him worse than a douchebag. Is there such a "thang" as a pseudo-gangstabag?
 

I bet your right on the Accord there Real Men. It probably also has one of those large ass coffee can sized exhausts they call a Thunder Muff which sounds like a cocker spaniel farting after eating beans.

Bill Bellidouchecheck
 

Douchenstein!
 

I wouldnt worry DB1. This kid grew up just east of the railroad tracks. Where houses start at 450k and every driveway has a BMW in it.

"Hi, my Dad makes a decent salary but spends most of it on a month to month basis" stopped working on the easy chicks, so he turned to his alter ego, WannabeGangBanger Douche.

Its a hit at all the parties.
 

I agree with the already-described vehicle, but let's be real: it's a Civic. An Accord would be too good for this faux-gangster douche.
 

I'm not sure hoochie momma is a hot chick, but I'm certain that Manny Ribera's dipshit kid brother is a douchebag.
 

I noticed his arm also. Is he the douche version of Reed Richards?
 

Douchewank, no question about it. The "actual gangsta" version would sport at least a half-sleeve and likely the "59-Fifty" hat with the sticker still attached, with a likely optional fake grill.

Bleethy digs how cool he pretends to be.
 

Pseudo gangsta-bags such as this need to me made an example of. There is no place for them in this world..or any other for that matter. Where is the justice in a hottie hanging with a wife-beater wearing, fake ghetto talkn', Zima drinkin' ghetto wanna be?

Go back to your mom's basement and
hang with your other fake ghetto homies trying to get high score on Halo 3.
 

Yeah, wannabags are a special pet peeve of mine. You can tell this douche is trying to be a thug, but he looks like a back-up dancer for Rihanna.

I have a special kind of bile that rises when I see cute girls actually buy into this poseur shit, and it burns with solar ferocity in a quarter-sized diameter, below my sternum.

I'd challenge him to prove how "thuggin'" he is, but he'd waste five minutes doing crazy string-bean posturing, flailing his arms around, yelling stupid shit like "DAYAM, SON" in his annoying, half-assed wigga accent, all in an effort to cover the fact that (a) he's about as tough as Nancy Reagan's shins, (b) his brain wasn't built to talk shit effectively, and (c) he's desperately trying to decide on how to get out of the confrontation without getting hurt or looking like the colossal mommy's vagina that he is.

Let the hair grow an inch or two, wrap a sweater around your shoulders, and get thee back to the polo grounds, Chad.



As for Bleethetta... that ass could give hope to a new generation. And by "give hope to a new generation", I mean "cause wave after wave of erections to rise and fall up like Roman legions marching over a hill".
 

I meant "fall like" on that last sentence.

Damn, that ass is distracting.
 

This guy needs to be tied behind a 1971 Charger and dragged down the 8 mile.
 

Inexcusable. Douche on fire @10:42 is true and thus so is the sequel: "The Bride of Douchenstein!" Hottie's name is "Abi-Somebody." Oh, and boobies.
Blücher!!!!!!!!!!!
Salvador Douchalí
 

i think hottie is pregnant with his child and chugging antacid. Poor thing. That aint no gangsta, that is definately a punk bitch douche.
 

Darin, you posses remarkable skills in detailing the weak characteristics of said wigger. I'm confident noone can or will try to dispel your keen obersavations. I may only add that one of his famous lines has to be "You want summa this?" as if to make his small manhood appear to be larger than it really is in front if his baby's momma.

I'm sure hotties parents are proud.
 

I think we have a new permutation of the douchebag here. The Wanksta. I'd like to pull his mandana down over his eyes and powerslam a brick off the bridge of his nose. What a tampon, and the right color outfit for one too. I wonder if he has wings? Douche!!
 

Not a gangsta, definitely a Wanksta (as Fiddy and the kids say nowadays). The chuleta on the arm had me fooled for a second but after looking harder I could tell by the corny mandana, the surrounding crowd and the weird facial expression that this guy doesn't "bang out."
Definite Fake Hard Core Douche.
 

I think this may be a distant relative of something we have in Oklahoma. The White Trash Bag. Attired in extra tight wife-beater, 10 degree hat tilt, and baggy Walmart jeans they are normally seen in pawn shops, gun shows, and the State Fair. They are distinguished from their eastern relative the Greico only by the lack of oily sheen and Jesus bling. They usually travel in bachelor herds, but have been seen in the company of "low self-esteem hottie". This is truly a global epidemc.
 

@baba-gadodouche:

If it weren't for the "low self-esteem hotties", I'd never get any.

Oh, and mandanna boy is a half-witted meatslapper. "Gangster" my ass. These are the kinds of wanks that I'd love to drop into Compton just for a day dressed exactly like that ... let's see how "street" you are, tough guy.
 

Darin: That was an artful summary; I can't add anything to that.

Other than he looks like a gibbon walking erect.
 

I'd hide my face with a cup too.
 

I know this guy. He's no gangster. He's hella douche all around. It's funny, he never used to dress like this before. He's always been a piece of shit though.

Looks like someone set fire to his face and tried to put it out with a pitchfork.

-Honus Bagner
 

No one has commented on this guy's attempt of sticking out his tongue or what there is of it.

He's got to be one of those people that can't roll thier tongues .... you know the one's that try and try and just end up looking mentally challenged.

She must be one of his sponsors or huggers at the Special Olympics
 

The kid looks like he came out the wrong hole that got shit shavings stuck to his chin and therfor thats how he got his chin strap.
 

This rat faced cocksucker mooched off everyone he knows, and has never, and will never pay them back. The only thing this "Pitty Party" knows about the ghetto, is what he's seen in the music videos on MTV2. Get a fucking job you fucking douchewank!!!!
 

Mike is a sweetheart- be nice!