Tuesday, September 25, 2007
The 'Bag in the Bar
Every bar has one.
The 'Bag in the Bar. The dude who stays until close every night. The creepy weird guy who everyone's friendly with, but not too friendly because you're not quite sure if he has a job, or even an apartment outside of his well worn spot sipping Bud Light's and chatting up the weary bartender hottie.
Here's one of these BitBs caught in action, mugging a doe eyed bar wench straight out of a 19th Century Manchester pub somewhere in Northern England. I'd ask her to serve me a mug of Mead, and then discuss land taxation and the problem of the proles.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 1:05 PM 
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Zombag in the background senses the emergency as this coy girl attmpts to break free of the death grip Vincent Schiavell's littel brother has around her waist.
Is this chick wearing two bras? No wonder her rack appears to be more full than her frame would suggest.
# posted by 
: 1:25 PM
: 1:25 PM
holy night of the living douche!
what an eerie picture. from the rat-faced scrote, to the zombie in the background about to vomit, this is one horriffic image. the only thing that saves this picture from haunting my dreams are blondie's dimples. and by 'dimples', i mean hooters.
what an eerie picture. from the rat-faced scrote, to the zombie in the background about to vomit, this is one horriffic image. the only thing that saves this picture from haunting my dreams are blondie's dimples. and by 'dimples', i mean hooters.
I think they're having a "spitters are quitters" contest.
The drunk guy in the background is an extra from the movie "28 Douches Later".
The drunk guy in the background is an extra from the movie "28 Douches Later".
Yikes! I think redeye back there was the model for Iron Maiden's Killers album.
@ k-fed. There is an inordinate amount of support for such young, nubile boobies. Good eye.
His little chin spinach is just shameful.
Bvvvt....pffft. Adios turd nugget!.....fssst....zvvt.
@ k-fed. There is an inordinate amount of support for such young, nubile boobies. Good eye.
His little chin spinach is just shameful.
Bvvvt....pffft. Adios turd nugget!.....fssst....zvvt.
I think the guy in the back is none other than Evil Ed Thompson from "Fright Night."
You're so cool, Brewster!"
and Boobies
You're so cool, Brewster!"
and Boobies
# posted by : 1:53 PM
: 1:53 PM
Oh yeah. Note to all bar douches: having facial hair resembling vannessa hugden's pubic arena = automatic doucheknuckle.
# posted by : 1:57 PM
: 1:57 PM
I think we know what happened to Adrian Brody after "The Pianist." He must sit at the end of the bar yelling that his little gold friend needs a drink.
# posted by : 2:20 PM
: 2:20 PM
Won't the real Slim Shaggy please scrote up?
Even apart from the creepy Peter Lorre-ish demeanor and the fashion-dyslexic zombie in the background, it's clear this dude hangs out in cemetaries, since I can virtually guarantee he dug up Spanky's little friend Scotty to get that hat.
I'd be careful touching him, Blondie... he's been knee-deep in corpse-fed worms and you've already got one extra entry hole in your face. Just sayin'.
Even apart from the creepy Peter Lorre-ish demeanor and the fashion-dyslexic zombie in the background, it's clear this dude hangs out in cemetaries, since I can virtually guarantee he dug up Spanky's little friend Scotty to get that hat.
I'd be careful touching him, Blondie... he's been knee-deep in corpse-fed worms and you've already got one extra entry hole in your face. Just sayin'.
# posted by : 2:21 PM
: 2:21 PM
I'm not sure if those are multiple bras, or just another example of the very tired trend of layered tank tops. And maybe he's just helping straighten them out over her low-rise jeans, so that they aren't all bunched up around her waist, exposing the top of her thong.
What? Like that's never happened to you before...
What? Like that's never happened to you before...
I always thought Randy Blythe of Lamb of God had some douche in him. His band f'ing rocks though.
# posted by : 4:56 PM
: 4:56 PM
"I've been caught stealing, once, when I was douche"
---Jane's Addouchein
Or...
I always wondered what happend to that douchebag Vito from "Do The Right Thing".
---Jane's Addouchein
Or...
I always wondered what happend to that douchebag Vito from "Do The Right Thing".
# posted by : 7:40 PM
: 7:40 PM
Sweet Lou--nice Maiden reference.
He is an X Games street luge racer who works at Monster Garage in his spare time. His name is Coyote McO'Laughlin. He is sporting what I refer to as the Garage Douche hat, bent upwards at the end bill. He and his pal in the background just got back from a sweet weekend of street luging in Tijuana.
She is singlehandedly attempting to raise the price of silver on the NYSE, but crap, what an appearance of rack potential.
He is an X Games street luge racer who works at Monster Garage in his spare time. His name is Coyote McO'Laughlin. He is sporting what I refer to as the Garage Douche hat, bent upwards at the end bill. He and his pal in the background just got back from a sweet weekend of street luging in Tijuana.
She is singlehandedly attempting to raise the price of silver on the NYSE, but crap, what an appearance of rack potential.
This bar looks like one that's here in town...if it is (and it's possible that I'm off...last time I was there, I was pretty drunk...), you'd better believe that I'm gonna be on the lookout for this guy again.
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