Friday, September 28, 2007
The Bloodhound Gang
I've got a headache this big!
And it's got four club-soda choadbags written all over it.
This is like one of those wacky gangs of friends who solve crimes. No, not Scooby Doo. Different.
I'm talking The Bloodhound Gang. If you replaced clever kids who solve crimes using their smarts with douched up rayon wearing puddles of club grease who solve nothing but smell like Axe.
But, oh, the things you and I could do together, Purple.
We'd drive across the Kalahari on a stolen Vespa with only a flat bottle of Mr. Pibb and fourteen Fig Newtons to sustain us. At night we'd lie under canopy, swat the tse-tse flies and I'd rub your thighs with Crisco and a large rolling pin until their tender flesh revitalized my spirits.
Because that's how I roll.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:55 AM 
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well at least Jakes girlfriend from Sixteen Candles hair grew back. everythinng else is fucked.
-Crow
-Crow
# posted by 
: 7:45 AM
: 7:45 AM
uh, the guy in the black shirt is grabbing the junk of another man. this party just got a little wierd.
Nice reference crow...that's tops. Caroline.
I wonder what they would do if you brought a six pack of Busch over.
"Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww."
I wonder what they would do if you brought a six pack of Busch over.
"Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww."
Pinky does a good job of trying to conceal the embarassing spikey haired douche behind her with a twist of the head and a flip of the hair.
If this were 1987, she would be safe. But 20 years later, spikey hair cannot be denied.
If this were 1987, she would be safe. But 20 years later, spikey hair cannot be denied.
# posted by : 8:03 AM
: 8:03 AM
At first I thought the outermost choads were twins, possibly even the famous Stereo Douchetonic Twin 'Bags from a few months ago.
But upon further review, I think they aren't. Its more of a case of Birds of a Feather Douche Together. I'm pretty sure the scrote hidden by the blonde "got ready" for the party with the other 2 couchwanks.
But upon further review, I think they aren't. Its more of a case of Birds of a Feather Douche Together. I'm pretty sure the scrote hidden by the blonde "got ready" for the party with the other 2 couchwanks.
It's hard to tell from the pic, but it looks like rightmost brunette's eyes have rolled back into her head. Possibly because of a seizure as a result of doing the twin douche sign with her chosen boy toy. A well-deserved seizure.
Purple girl is looking pissed. Pissed enough to cut a bitch, possibly the aforementioned brunette. In reality, almost everyone in this picture deserves to get cut. With the possible exception of far left brunette, because she looks inviting, but her close cuddle with spiky-haired sailor douche dramatically reduces her appeal.
Purple girl is looking pissed. Pissed enough to cut a bitch, possibly the aforementioned brunette. In reality, almost everyone in this picture deserves to get cut. With the possible exception of far left brunette, because she looks inviting, but her close cuddle with spiky-haired sailor douche dramatically reduces her appeal.
# posted by : 8:22 AM
: 8:22 AM
Y'know, Orange D'artagnan doesn't seem That douchey to me. He's just fallen in with the wrong crowd.
The Three Scroteketeers, however need to be sent ot Cardinal Richelieu's den of torture. Not that Sailor Moon Porthos on the left would mind.
And the Hotties? They will be well cared for. All for one and one for all! And by one, I mean me.
The Three Scroteketeers, however need to be sent ot Cardinal Richelieu's den of torture. Not that Sailor Moon Porthos on the left would mind.
And the Hotties? They will be well cared for. All for one and one for all! And by one, I mean me.
The Choadmunch and Brunette Hottie signing "3-Fingers" is secret code for "Grieco Virus In The House...All Clear." These 4-scroted hair product 'bags must die. And Brunette Hottie's pedicure is repugnant. A Hot Pink Hallucinogenic Nightmare. Oh, and boobies. 2 boobies x 4 hotties = 8 individual hottie boobies.
Salvador Douchalí
Salvador Douchalí
# posted by : 8:26 AM
: 8:26 AM
What is this? The Douche Bags From Brazil? I think DB1 has uncovered definitive proof of secret Nazi douche cloning experiments. And what's even worse -- they are cloning Cory Hart!!!!
Pretty soon we'll all be wearing sunglasses at night!
Pretty soon we'll all be wearing sunglasses at night!
# posted by : 8:31 AM
: 8:31 AM
This has got to be in europe.
@pfah, thanks fer pointing out the junk grab. i totally missed it, now comes the nightmares.
Lotd
@pfah, thanks fer pointing out the junk grab. i totally missed it, now comes the nightmares.
Lotd
# posted by : 8:35 AM
: 8:35 AM
Pfah nailed it; Black Bart is speed-shifting Jeff Mansuckle's gears so hard his legs have gone straight out. Doctor, my eyes....
If you squeezed the cushions from this couch and drank the horrid elixir that dribbled out(ball sweat, Tag, hair gel, light beer and fart tar) you'd hit the ground, flop like a grounded marlin and go comatose as you morph into a curled fetal pod like a cramping human coma. When you chewed your way out of the fetal pocket 7 days later you would be Richard Grieco.
If you squeezed the cushions from this couch and drank the horrid elixir that dribbled out(ball sweat, Tag, hair gel, light beer and fart tar) you'd hit the ground, flop like a grounded marlin and go comatose as you morph into a curled fetal pod like a cramping human coma. When you chewed your way out of the fetal pocket 7 days later you would be Richard Grieco.
One little
Two little
Three little douchebags,
Four little
Five little
Six little douchbags,
Seven little
Eight little douchebag boys and girls.
Yes the girls are douches based on the principal "guilty by association."
@ darksock: if you drank that elixir you'd be expelled to purgatory where every douche you ever saw or met or bumped into in real life would be banging every chick you ever wanted right in front of you as you sat restrained by the activator from some douchebags jerry curl while 'The Pickup Artist' was on the telly and K-Feds "songs" were blaring over the PA system, for infinity.
Two little
Three little douchebags,
Four little
Five little
Six little douchbags,
Seven little
Eight little douchebag boys and girls.
Yes the girls are douches based on the principal "guilty by association."
@ darksock: if you drank that elixir you'd be expelled to purgatory where every douche you ever saw or met or bumped into in real life would be banging every chick you ever wanted right in front of you as you sat restrained by the activator from some douchebags jerry curl while 'The Pickup Artist' was on the telly and K-Feds "songs" were blaring over the PA system, for infinity.
DB have mercy it's still too early to start drinking to erase shit like this from the memory banks. I'd like to put the whole lot of them in a WinneBAGo and watch them drive off a cliff.
# posted by : 8:47 AM
: 8:47 AM
this is a douchey interpretation of the last supper. you see how the blonde in the pinkish shirt (mary magdadouche) and the eastside douche in the white shirt form a "V" chalice shape to symbolize the holy grail? And orange silk shirt in the front...yep. Christ. He's even doing the Christ pose. And as we know, thanks to the genius writing of Dan Brown, the holy grail is not actually the chalice (or in this case the miller lite) but the vagina of Mary Magdadouche and the representation of the continuation of the holy douche bloodline. The other apostles must've been out getting more miller lite when this interpretive art went down.
I had the strangest dream last night. Someone in my dream asked if I knew what a shocker was. I said, "Sure, it's like this", but when I tried to demonstrate it, I couldn't do it.
I don't know why but this picture reminded me of that dream.
I don't know why but this picture reminded me of that dream.
Across the plain of color lies the bizarro realm. A realm where black is white and white is black, where a douche bag is gay and a homo is a douche. Hottie and bizarro hottie need to ditch the fag bags and come party with thee bart!
# posted by : 9:24 AM
: 9:24 AM
Queerbait in orange signifies his doucheyness is "THIS BIG".
As for gay sandwich chica,nice eagles claws.
As for gay sandwich chica,nice eagles claws.
So Affleck and Glenn Close totally hooked up at a Eurotrash house party? She's such an übercougar!
Cool, I guess, but Pinky McFishlips does not approve.
Cool, I guess, but Pinky McFishlips does not approve.
This picture confuses me. I'm guessing this is one of those after parties where these people go clubbing on multiple hits of ecstasy, go back and have sex with each other, then do the same thing the next weekend and switch partners, and then again...Gross!!
I like the jet-headed hottie on the far right, but, damn, I've seen coke nails before, but never on the big toe.
The guy getting a powershift, is looking surprised to see the source of the gear change. Blood flowed following this shot, whether from choady Sam Neill's crushed proboscis or Stickshift boy's torn anus, well, I don't want to know.
The guy getting a powershift, is looking surprised to see the source of the gear change. Blood flowed following this shot, whether from choady Sam Neill's crushed proboscis or Stickshift boy's torn anus, well, I don't want to know.
# posted by : 1:17 PM
: 1:17 PM
Speaking of Soviet... The Russian Navy called and wants one of it's uniforms back...it's being worn by the comrade on the far left.
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