Friday, September 14, 2007
Boing!
I'm convinced this isn't actual real world hair.
It's a cartoon expression of surprise. You know, like when Linus was shocked by Lucy and his hair went flying in every direction.
Or when Mister Magoo finally realized he was walking on a pylon six hundred feet in the air. That wacky Mister Magoo. Because blind people are funny.
Boing! Gadzooks! Zoiks!
Pack it in, cartoon boy. I'd erase your face with an eraser, then draw in a Garfield.
Kelly from Arizona State makes me want to yell "GO HOME TEAM MASCOT!!" in the hopes she'll get stupid drunk with me at the tailgate party. At which point I would slobber on her shoes like a quadriplegic on Benzidrine.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:52 AM 
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Somewhere between stills from snuff films and porn, this couple has found their place in photographic history.
This is possibly the only picture of the guy who tried copying the guy from Hellraiser that ended up with one of the Vivid girls (or at least one of the 3214556 Dirty Debuttantes).
DB1 - Kudos, on the classic commentary.
- Ryan Seadouche
This is possibly the only picture of the guy who tried copying the guy from Hellraiser that ended up with one of the Vivid girls (or at least one of the 3214556 Dirty Debuttantes).
DB1 - Kudos, on the classic commentary.
- Ryan Seadouche
# posted by 
: 8:22 AM
: 8:22 AM
what kind of stupid expression is that on his face? it's like a chipmunkish half-smile. if we could hear his thoughts, i bet they'd go something like this:
"i hope my biceps look big from this angle. my hair gel smells like glue. i wish i was hugging Chad instead of Alice. he's dreamy."
she's all kinds of happy goodness. i bet she smells like lavender shampoo.
"i hope my biceps look big from this angle. my hair gel smells like glue. i wish i was hugging Chad instead of Alice. he's dreamy."
she's all kinds of happy goodness. i bet she smells like lavender shampoo.
Thank goodness she's draining excess cerebral spinal fluid from his head through that shunt. Maybe then, without so much pressure inside, his hair will lie down.
Oh, and I love ditsy, clueless broads!
Oh, and I love ditsy, clueless broads!
I love it when I see people like this because I imagine them at home getting ready to go out. I envision them putting on their clothes, fixing their hair, covering up their imperfections with concealer and then when they finish, stand in front of the full length mirror they have and take one last look before they head out. They then say to themselves "Yes! That's exactly the look I was after."
And I shake my head in amazement and wonder what they are smokin'. Cause I want them to share it with me. It's gotta be some amazing stuff.
And I shake my head in amazement and wonder what they are smokin'. Cause I want them to share it with me. It's gotta be some amazing stuff.
It is hard to read, but his shirt seems to read, back to front,
"Barely Sentient"
Good call on the shunt, K-fed.
Alpha Q
"Barely Sentient"
Good call on the shunt, K-fed.
Alpha Q
# posted by : 8:51 AM
: 8:51 AM
I saw these two at the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow on Coney Island -- they're actually joined at the face. The attraction is called 'Beauty and the Grease.'
# posted by : 9:03 AM
: 9:03 AM
Dimple-douche must comb his hair by sticking a fork in a socket.
This guy is profoundly irritating. She's in the HOV lane on the road to Bleethdom.
This guy is profoundly irritating. She's in the HOV lane on the road to Bleethdom.
boat, you beat me to the comb-his-hair joke. I was going to say it looks like he combed his hair with a fire-cracker.
It's not easy busting 'bags in two different windows. I've been below writing Haikus too.
It's not easy busting 'bags in two different windows. I've been below writing Haikus too.
This picture makes me think someone wats to rebel against their rich daddy by dating a "bad boy". Take that dad, how dare you only buy me a BMW 3 series.
# posted by : 9:26 AM
: 9:26 AM
Deliver me from LL Bean and into her arms and warm vaginal cavity, and give me strength to shove an ice pick through his two front teeth while singing the chorus of Disco Duck.
The thing that pisses me off most about this pic is the look on her otherwise cute face...like she's found just the uber-douchebag she's been looking for all her life. Holy shit somebody kill me.
Amerigo Vesdouchey
Amerigo Vesdouchey
# posted by : 12:07 PM
: 12:07 PM
this is a classic (frozen) moment it time 'cuz in 10 years the 2 ladies in this pic will look back and think: 1. (if they're somewhat intelligent), "what a couple of toad-choads we were;" or 2. (most likely scenerio)
"I need to bring that look back."
Happy Friday people. Only 44 mins. until corporate life is over with.
"I need to bring that look back."
Happy Friday people. Only 44 mins. until corporate life is over with.
@ Douchetorious B.A.G (Baggie Smallz?)
Bang on on the white coolio. Nothing more needs to be said.
Except maybe that those tan lines are delectable.
Bang on on the white coolio. Nothing more needs to be said.
Except maybe that those tan lines are delectable.
Yes DB1, he is a cartoon. Zippy the fuckin pinhead came to life and a deranged blonde choad muncher latched onto him like a life preserver.
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