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I think my arteries just became veins.
The hat, the hair, the expression, the crucifix, the shirt, man-capris are probably next....I want to kill this kid.
She seems pleasant.
The hat, the hair, the expression, the crucifix, the shirt, man-capris are probably next....I want to kill this kid.
She seems pleasant.
Douchebag training school 101. Hat. Check. Doucheciple bling. Check. Scrote hair on chin. Check. Hottie? Hottie? Well, it is training school 101. In the real world this new 'Bag will be a phenomenon though. And by phenomenon I mean a Choadmuncher Deluxe. Still, training school boobies are well, boobies.
Salvador Douchalí
Salvador Douchalí
# posted by 
: 11:48 AM
: 11:48 AM
what a douchebag....if you have to ask, then it isn't hard.
too bad about the crop. i think we're missing out on some amazing cap twist/tilt action. and he's begging for a knuckle sammich. she's going to grow up and drive a minivan in suburbia.
too bad about the crop. i think we're missing out on some amazing cap twist/tilt action. and he's begging for a knuckle sammich. she's going to grow up and drive a minivan in suburbia.
Wonder if he picked her up for their date at her house and met her dad wearing that tee shirt. That might explain his expression as Dad probably castrated him right then and there.
I'd think it would be more flattering if he ditched the shirt and showed he loved her by the tent in his trousers.
This titled halo sporting Sugar Ray makes me want to punch him in his smug face so hard that he'd suffer a detached retina courtesy of Hitman Hearns.
# posted by : 11:53 AM
: 11:53 AM
That t-shirt will wow them in the gay bars too Choadmuncher. Oh, and boobies.
Salvador Douchalí
Salvador Douchalí
# posted by : 11:54 AM
: 11:54 AM
It could be worse. At least he isn't the shirt with "Free Breathalyzer Test. Blow here", and then an arrow pointing down.
That would likely create a black hole of douche that would forever envelop the hottie.
That would likely create a black hole of douche that would forever envelop the hottie.
# posted by : 11:56 AM
: 11:56 AM
Holy inbred cornhusker Batman!
The shadow threw me for a second but that's a 90 degree, flat-brim hat tilt, plus a 45 degree backward roll. Based on his expression, I think his neurons fire as often as a french infantryman.
The shadow threw me for a second but that's a 90 degree, flat-brim hat tilt, plus a 45 degree backward roll. Based on his expression, I think his neurons fire as often as a french infantryman.
This kid is lucky I don't know who he is. That shirt makes him an auto-douche no matter what.
# posted by : 12:21 PM
: 12:21 PM
Why is 'bag wearing a toilet seat on his head?
Flush 'im, sweetie, and run.
Pants are Just a Suggestion
Flush 'im, sweetie, and run.
Pants are Just a Suggestion
# posted by : 12:21 PM
: 12:21 PM
There once was a smug little prick,
"I love you babe, look at my dick!"
Said this Caesar-cut loner,
As he points to his boner.
His face won't Chuck Norris please kick?
"I love you babe, look at my dick!"
Said this Caesar-cut loner,
As he points to his boner.
His face won't Chuck Norris please kick?
Hall of Douche-Shirts candidate here. Don't know if anyone could ever top the "Ass...the Other Vagina" shirt from a few months ago, but this choad would sure like to try.
Making Mommy proud, one douchetrait at a time.
Making Mommy proud, one douchetrait at a time.
Awww. He is trying (unsuccessfully) to grow facial hair. Instead, his chin looks like a 12 year old girl's vag.
The HC is def cute, but the excessive eye make-up is the first sign of stage I of bleethedom.
The HC is def cute, but the excessive eye make-up is the first sign of stage I of bleethedom.
# posted by : 12:33 PM
: 12:33 PM
id love someone to give this picture to that girls dad. what a hilarious ass beating that would be.
id love for this kid to accidently bump into Cro Bagnon in a nightclub wearing that shirt. I don't even think Ol No. 7 would find that amusing.
id love for this kid to accidently bump into Cro Bagnon in a nightclub wearing that shirt. I don't even think Ol No. 7 would find that amusing.
His dick is nowhere near as hard as his life is going to be once Momma cuts him off from the family checking account. And does he only have one big nostril?
I hope she's wearing panties that say "Of course I loath you; my vagina is bone-dry, isn't it?"
How come her eyes are pale? Was she doing an orgasm-squint the whole time in the tanning bed?
I hope she's wearing panties that say "Of course I loath you; my vagina is bone-dry, isn't it?"
How come her eyes are pale? Was she doing an orgasm-squint the whole time in the tanning bed?
THE PRECIOUS MOMENTS IN LIFE:
Little Johnny redneck douche with prom date in their best get-up, getting ready to leave the double wide trailer and smoke a weak dime bag before heading into the prom where they'll only dance to the 'good music' like ... errrr... ummmm ... (insert you own joke from here)
Little Johnny redneck douche with prom date in their best get-up, getting ready to leave the double wide trailer and smoke a weak dime bag before heading into the prom where they'll only dance to the 'good music' like ... errrr... ummmm ... (insert you own joke from here)
Of course you have a flacid lil limpy...
Once more for the record douches: If you wear a shirt that refers to your wiener, People are going to think something is lacking; be it (at the minimum) your self confidence, or Capt. Winkie himself.
PS. Check out the new avatar courtesy of Pfah.
Once more for the record douches: If you wear a shirt that refers to your wiener, People are going to think something is lacking; be it (at the minimum) your self confidence, or Capt. Winkie himself.
PS. Check out the new avatar courtesy of Pfah.
Fuckstick. He wears a cross around his neck while wearing a reference to his hard-on right underneath it. Could you contradict yourself any more obscenely? What a nimrod.
Amerigo Vesdouchey
Amerigo Vesdouchey
# posted by : 2:00 PM
: 2:00 PM
Nice call on the hat ed.
had to go back and check.
That may be the most douchetastic hat position ever.
What is wrong with the youth of this country.
With a cute little hotty like that on my side. I wouldn't be wearing any shirt. I'd be lapping at that, like a dog that hasn't had water in days.
had to go back and check.
That may be the most douchetastic hat position ever.
What is wrong with the youth of this country.
With a cute little hotty like that on my side. I wouldn't be wearing any shirt. I'd be lapping at that, like a dog that hasn't had water in days.
# posted by : 2:29 PM
: 2:29 PM
Thanks pfah that fight was second only to Hearns V Hagler. Those guys f'n hated each other and it showed in the 1st three rounds.
# posted by : 2:55 PM
: 2:55 PM
Prom is under the stairs, this year? Or is this the wedding photo? It's hard to tell without seeing her belly.
# posted by : 2:59 PM
: 2:59 PM
If my daughter's date showed up with this shirt on I'd hammer his dick with a flat iron until he could only fuck coin slots in Pepsi machines.
he's rock hard for Jesus, apparently.
and how is that hat staying on his head? that's talent right there...the sheer magnitude of douche required to defy gravity just makes this picture even more incredible.
and how is that hat staying on his head? that's talent right there...the sheer magnitude of douche required to defy gravity just makes this picture even more incredible.
# posted by : 5:51 PM
: 5:51 PM
The cross/dick is hard combo is enough to vault this one into super-douche territory. What a loser. Can you imagine working at the store where he bought that shirt? You're ringing him up, and you're like, "no way are YOU buying this..."
# posted by : 6:17 PM
: 6:17 PM
Fifty bucks says this relationship ends (the first time) with this dude connecting on a punch.
# posted by : 7:17 PM
: 7:17 PM
Stupid ass. As noted above the cross with that shirt should legally entitle this wank to a savage beatdown. Like Ernie Shavers did to Ken Norton in less than one minute into the first round of their fight. Bam! You're gone. As far as what's on his shirt, well judging by the position of his hat, we can see most of his dick right there.
# posted by : 11:25 PM
: 11:25 PM
that T-Shirt and his douche smugness would equal instant Kablam-O in his douche nose, I guess his Mother told him he was special and still wipes his ass.
# posted by : 1:45 AM
: 1:45 AM
when i see douches like this it pisses me off so, then i read the comments and feel better- this rosy cheeked little shit bag could use a good lesson about respect from my elbow in his nose.
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