britney and k-fedouche
 

If he sucks those cheeks in any
harder,he's going to turn the
whole head inside/out.
That's the "REVERSE DOUCHE"...
add 1 point for the douche-coder
ring,
and the Hungarian judge
scores him a solid 7.
 

nice ring, choad.

how many times during his big night out do you think he gave someone the 'glowing' middle finger? 5? 17? 32?

that, or either it's a homing device so his superiors on planet Scrote can keep track of his whereabouts.

is she rocking a lip ring? seriously? lip rings are the dumbest idea in the world of piercing. it's pointless. it's irritating. and it looks rediculous. if you've ever kissed a girl with one, you know exactly what i am talking about.
 

Hilarious post, DB1!

His tie appears to grow in width exponentially. What is that?
 

yes. i know i spelled 'ridiculous' incorrectly. shut up.
 

Hey, DB1, I know it's your job to name these idiots and a good job of it you do. But for some reason when I look at this guy, I want to call him "Catcrap". Is that cool with you?
 

Is this Green Lantern's 'bag of a brother, Blue Lantern?

His shirt says "Plague", with more Blue Lanterns. Bleethed out goggle girl should have heeded the warning.

Pants are Just a Suggestion
 

shoot him. shoot him now...


-crow
 

This is the Ghost of Tom Choad. Wherever there's a guy in a mandana putting a pierced hottie in a bag headlock--he'll be there, too.
 

nice RATM reference voodouche child. well-played.
 

I was gonna go on a rant about how much I hate nipple rings but I will save that for another time. For now...

I actually think that thing on her lip is Gizmo. Be careful lady, a mogwai must be kept away from bright light, never given water and definitely never, ever fed after midnight.
 

This is sensory overload. Future HoS candidate for sure. Sorry it's all I got today, spent day with pissed off screaming 4 year old. To see this is almost a relief to my senses...almost
 

Another subpar challenge to the great Peaches. Listen up, Aquaturd; Peaches is about simplicity. A point. A glare. Abnormally flat eyebrows. You're trying too hard, son. Peaches by TKO in two.
 

mariah carey, put that cigarette out in his fucking eye

egads

too angry to be funny just wanna hurt this man
 

If you're doing it with your dog, is it still called a Cleveland Steamer? If not, then I'm going to call it "Kibbles and Bits".

...Kibbles and Bits, Kibbles and Bits, I'm gonna get me some Kibbles and Bits....
 

I pray for death.
 

Like the Fenris twins of X-Men fame, so must these two remain connected to use their superpowers. By giving her 'bag a reverse Menudo Handshake, she can use his taint to channel her Bleeth Energy through his body to be focused in the dark heart of his plastic bling. Would plastic bling actually be called "clack?" I digress. This Bleeth Energy, now filtered through the Douche erupts from his extended finger in an overwhelming blast of evil and wildflower-scented vinegar solution. Take cover! There's second-hand smoke!
 

To the Pueblo Natives this man is a turquoise god.
 

it looks like his tie has no known end... it just extends infinitely into a black oblivion. Which makes it just long enough to wrap around a tree limb and hang him with.

I wish this man syphilis.
 

What the fuck is happening just above his right ear ??? It looks like a busload of Firefly's decamped and decided to pull a daisy-chain on each other . . .

And I hope that cigarette she's touting in her right hand magically brushes up against his $2 polyester shirt - which looks like he stole the curtains from some whacked out hippies Kombi Van - and torches that douche look right off his mug. What a total toolbag.

Fatty McChoad
 

I hope she burnt him with that cigarette. Does that mean I'm gay?
 

I'm pretty sure the script on the shirt says "Playa Playa", which is spanish for "beach, beach". I believe I'll be searching for an explanation to the tie for the rest of my life, but that's quite a nice double-windsor.

There are too many douche indicators to list. Just know that I've never said that before here and I count 11. This is how much I hate him: Since seeing this pic yesterday before going home, I've developed 2 ulcers from hate juice eating away my stomach lining and suffered through 3 nightmares. It's not quite the hate that forced me to the emergency room when I first saw Gator, but it's up there.

He looks like he took a trip to Seoul, found Odishe, showed him a picture of 50 cent, and said, "hook me up, Odishe, but I only got 40 bucks, yo." Which would explain the wrong length sleeves, way too big neckline, cheap knockoff watch that says Brietling instead of Breitling and abnormal length of the shirt.

Back to my Colt45 with Lando.
 

Shawn Michaels?? Traded in Jesus for glowing rings and neckties that challenge physics theories, eh?

Always reinventing yourself, you aging, scrotey scamp!


I'll have a drag off your captive's stogie, nipple, and clitoris, if it's all the same, HBK.
 

DIIIIEEEEEEEE
 

She looks dirty. Not in a deviant sexual way(the good way), but in a filthy stinking way. Gross fingernails, lip tackle, mangy hair.

It looks like he's coppin' the Puerto Rican thing of buttoning only the top button.
 

ick.
 

what mitch says
 

He looks like a seven year old who played dress-up in his parent's closet! The shirt is way too big around his neck, if the sleeves weren't rolled, they'd hang to his knees, and that tie is long enough to hang himself with.

Ah, if only he had hung himself, this picture would be so much funnier.
 

I don't think thats a tie. I think his shirt is just open except at the top.
 

Lone Star, the power of the Shwartz is inside you!
 

My eyes are hurting from looking at this guy. His color combinations and herky-jerky style are giving me cataracts. Oh crap, now I just went blind.
 

The decoder ring.

Something so simple, yet it inspires the carnal rage. First one, then the other, soon the whole host of lemmings has perished into the abyss.

Thanks to you, Cracker Jack, I am a lemming. The lemming of exscrotellent rage, bordering on insanity. Wtf is that shirt?? You seriously wear that??? The hat, that makes you dressed up?? Who wears a mandana/hat combo with a tie???

And yet, it comes down to the decoder ring...it just makes me want to rip my teeth out with a pliers and slit my wrist with them.

On top of it all...

A decoder ring.
 

I thought i had something clever to put in this...fuck it, this guy just sucks all around.

-HanksAnAss-
 

holy g*d!! this guy looks like he got hit with a bag full of 'what the fuck?'

i cant find anything normal with this fuckin guy..

i do enjoy the classy captain planet ring though.. at least it matches his bed sheet shirt and doo doo rag..

nice goggles bitch.. those might come in handy if there's a toxic waste spill in the area..

-Deuce Six-
 

His shirt's busier than Lindsay Lohan's drug dealer.

the douchess of kunt
 

This guy needs to be run down by a street sweeper. I hope he sees this site and hangs himself with that shirt.
 

Why is she hugging a can of menthol Barbasol Beard Buster?
 

Axl, if that's Chinese Democracy, return it to Marshall's immediately.