Sunday, September 16, 2007
Cro Bagnon Forever
Reader snarky writes in with the following pic:
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I have noticed a trend with the site and that once an extraordinary bag is captured and enshrined he is largely ignored for the rest of time.
Though this might be the premise for big game hunting where the animal falls forever, these bags are forever roaming the clubs with spray on grease stains relegating many hotties to bleeth status.
In this respect I submit the following picture for consideration. Although he may be enshrined in the hall of scrote, he unfortunately is not quarantined in a glass case.
I give you "ol number 7" revisited.
A true bag never dies. he just gets a little more yellowtail.
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Oh snarky, you should know by now that here at HCwDB there will always be a place for the hulking primitive douchuousness of Old No. 7 aka Cro 'Bagnon.
Like Pumpy before him, there are douches, there are uberdouches, and then there are the exalted scrote.
I mean look at that grease generating ginormous mellon head. Hotties are attracted to it like a blue bug zapping flicker. And thus we honor. And by honor, I mean mock.
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Oh snarky, you should know by now that here at HCwDB there will always be a place for the hulking primitive douchuousness of Old No. 7 aka Cro 'Bagnon.
Like Pumpy before him, there are douches, there are uberdouches, and then there are the exalted scrote.
I mean look at that grease generating ginormous mellon head. Hotties are attracted to it like a blue bug zapping flicker. And thus we honor. And by honor, I mean mock.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:45 PM 
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Their cleavage looks identical.
Bitch tits on a caveman....nice, and by nice I mean gross!
Bitch tits on a caveman....nice, and by nice I mean gross!
# posted by 
: 2:57 PM
: 2:57 PM
I'm touched by this photo. It looks like this young lady has managed to melt the icy, menacing shell around old no. 7's thickly muscled heart and maybe even a bring a twinkle to that formerly malevolent glare. look closely; there's a hint of a genuine smile peeking out from that paleolithic countenance. good for him!
# posted by : 3:28 PM
: 3:28 PM
he just looks really special, you know when you are kid and you would out your tongue in the bottom of your mouth to imitate a retard?, yeah that kind of thepthial.
# posted by : 6:12 PM
: 6:12 PM
If you painted him green he'd look like a mix between the Jolly Green Choad and the Incredible Scrote.
# posted by : 7:17 PM
: 7:17 PM
Awww...he's blushing...Yes, Cro Bagnon...we love you, we really love you...for being a complete douche!
# posted by : 9:10 PM
: 9:10 PM
The needle thin soul patch and sideburns constrast nicely with the puka shell necklace and the rosie odonnell tank top. He's smiling 'cuz just out of the pic is some guy backin him up. Bwaahahahaha!
# posted by : 9:30 PM
: 9:30 PM
he is obviously a maturing bag and has (much like a deer/elk/moose) sprouted his "rack" of facial growth. impressive.
# posted by : 9:37 PM
: 9:37 PM
Normally boobs pressed up against each other really do it for me. Yet this time around, not so much. How strange.
Ol No. 7 and Pumpy should enter the Thunderdome. DB1 can be Tina Turner, Darksock can be the ring announcer. They can have a douche-off with the winner taking the coveted "Muscle-Scrote Heavyweight Championship of the World".
10 to 1 CroBagnon's last name ends in -azzo or -izzi.
10 to 1 CroBagnon's last name ends in -azzo or -izzi.
Or would he have to Evolve? I can't remember which one is older. Either way he's a thimble of rectal puss.
well dammnit this is like Gator grinning or Peaches not pointing....his stock just fell 100 points in my 'folio. Now he's just some thick goon with embarrassing facial hair that smells like cheddar cheese and beef logs.
My dreams now lie ruined, like a six pack of broken promises on the pavement of fate.
My dreams now lie ruined, like a six pack of broken promises on the pavement of fate.
How is this even a question. Velvet Jones. Hes a pro - the total package.
The other two play are minor leaguers all the way. Toledo Douche-hens 2nd Basemen and Right fielder.
CJHD
The other two play are minor leaguers all the way. Toledo Douche-hens 2nd Basemen and Right fielder.
CJHD
# posted by : 8:52 AM
: 8:52 AM
This cocksnoot is dimmer than the Horsehead Nebula in the Arctic sky. But fuck him. Look at the whole poster-full of douches behind him. Yankees suck!
the douchess of kunt
the douchess of kunt
# posted by : 6:54 AM
: 6:54 AM
He's actually exuding an oily charm and looking more like a not-so-bright ex-college football hopeful who loves his mom and respects women. Several dozen 'bag points lost here.
Dammit.
Dammit.
# posted by : 7:52 AM
: 7:52 AM
i dunno... cro bagnon looks kinda hot to me.. i wouldnt mind having him jump me :)
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