How ubiquitous is the Gator? And how many variations of low-cut tops can a straight man have?
The hottie is some B-list Liverpudlian celebrity who I'm desperately trying not to remember the name of.
See her going down the performative lesbianism route in.. oh, any glossy British 'lad's mag' aka douche-Bible.

Oh, there it is... Jennifer Ellsion. Curse you, brain.
 

The gifts that keeps on giving....pictures of Gator for mockery, and the herpies on his lip....eeeew!

I'd like to see more of her boobies if you please, DB1.

Never mind. I'll just scroll down and leer at Betty some more.
 

As a proud member of the HoS Committee in good standing, I would officially like to nominate this guy. He makes Donkey Douche look kinda like an alright guy, sorta.
 

Baby spice has some kind of Logan's Run thing going on with the headband and white robe.
 

I am at a loss for words.
 

The most amazing trait the Gator has, is the ability to keep the same dumb assed expression in every pic!

That's not human.
 

If he wore a t-shirt, would his friends recognize him?
 

bert on 'roids sans unibrow.

crikey.
 

Instant Hall of Fame. His expressionless face leads to the only conclusion that he is dumber than a bowl of hair clippings.

Nice call @ 9:45 on the Logan's Run thing.
 

Where is Steve Erwin Croc Douche hunter when we need him. I have had enough, I am going to go buy this guy a turtleneck.
 

Sorry, but I'm over this guy. Except for the man cleavage and the same boring expression over and over, the guy's got nothing. He's simply no peaches. Hope he passes that gall stone some day tho.
 

mmmm jenny aguter
 

I think the most troubling thing about the Gator is the realization I just came to. With almost every other douche on this site, we all like to think that they're at the club and basically just using their entire paycheck from their telemarketing job to try and live a lie, if only for a night.

However, the Gator here... he is successful. And how is he successful? By being a douche. It's a very traumatizing experience to learn that one can become rich and "famous" on no other merits than extreme terminal douchosity. He wasn't an actor or musician who went douche after getting a little success. He just used his stupid "power phrases" when looking at the mirror and somehow people were mesmerized by it. Sad day, indeed.

Also, Vader, you can't just write this guy off if you have seen his myspace. It's just unbelievable.

-Emperor Choadunaga
 

quoted from myspace

MY KEY POWER PHRASES:- 1)Focus, keep motivated, believe in yourself, and above all want it like your very existence depended on it like the air that you breath, then multiply it by 1000 per cent that’s the zone you need to be in, to be NO1 !! 2)Second place is just NOT an option. 3)To taste defeat is absolute failure, this is not acceptable, not an option, not a consideration under any circumstance, I will draw upon my complete being to ensure this continues never to happen.
 

can we get a link to the myspace?
 

@ Col John........ Thanks for messing up my keyboard......

Vader, tell me you looked at the myspace page and said you're over gator.
 

he's got to be a gay if a hot chick like that cant put a smile on his face!
 

I'm starting to wonder if this is actually a real-life douche bag or a mannequin that is trotted out for HC's to pose with just to piss me off. Same expression: Clueless

Time to open the first bottle of OE of the day.

BTW, how did Brittney Spears go back in time and look good again?

"hit me baby one more time" Well, I wouldn't hit Brittney right now, but I'd certainly hit the HC with Gator. Hell, who am I kidding... I'd bang the 2007 version of Brittney like a storm door in a hurricane. A very short hurricane that lasts 87 seconds.
 

@ b.a.g.

messing up your keyboard?
 

There's a myspace page? Shit. Arg. I really don't want to look at such a thing right now, but in the interests of honest douche judgment, if someone posts it, I'll take a look.
I assume, tho, that we're talking HoS about this guy because of his consistency. That said, I STILL think the guy is no Peaches.
Can we have more Peaches pics speaking of which? I totally miss that guy.
 

The balls n schlong mark remains. This guy is pure douche.
 

http://www.myspace.com/scottalexander_no1
 

This guy is always with attractive chicks and always scowling. Look at the fricking pinky ring!!!! Pinky ring = automatic douche. Maybe he has snaggle teeth like posh spice. The chick is gorgeous.

Croc never ceases to disgust me and does not even look like a human. Why do guys do that to themselves? I would prefer a gut over that nonsense. Always with the cleavage bearing shirts too. I am getting sick of gator and think it is time for some new blood.
 

put him in the HOS. he just keeps bringin his A game.

-X
 

To the Hall of Scrote with you. Do not pass go. I had my reservations about Gator's ability to attract the Hott with his constipated expression. I stand corrected!! His demeanor says he'd torture these ladies in his private clubhouse with his tanner and depilatories. Yet the ladies are willing to get close, unbelievable.

Bdub
 

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Ok, checked the myspace page, still not that impressed. All he's got is that vacant stare and a whacked out case of self obsession.
True, he's a fantastically self absorbed fame 'bag, but if we're going to be putting that type character in the HoS, shit, DB1 is gonna need to get a bigger page. The Governator is one of his "friends" for chrissakes! These people are a dime a dozen! And if you open it up to guys like this, DJ's will be next. Revisit the Raccoon anyone? Paul Oakenfold should certainly be in there if this guy is. Shall we start adding sports star DB's? Politicians? Where to begin?
I dunno. I'm for keeping the HoS for the best of the amateurs for as long as possible. The streak will have to end some day, but I'm hoping it won't be today.
Still, gotta give him douche points for being a white British guy with 50 Cent as his theme music. Now THAT is priceless.
 

There is an evolutionary theory that crocodiles have evolved very little in more than 200 million years - looking at this croc bag I could believe it.

And I do believe that's minor British TV celebrity and major hottie Jennifer Ellison.
 

If his neckline plunged any further it would be a ball hammock. Not that his steroid shrunken raisins would give anything to hook onto.

His myspace page is the most anger-inducing thing I've seen since Rubberburner.com, and THAT has since been revealed as a marketing hoax. This guy is for real.

He has synthesized and marketed pure douchocity, and the adulating Tag-marinated douche throngs have lifted him to B-level celebrity status on that alone.

Maybe he never smiles BECAUSE he's British; most Limey's are so snaggle-toothed that they can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence.
 

Gator was conceived when Cerberus humped the leg of an Orc.
 

He is still no pumpy. I am going to rock out with my closet dork and say he is more like a cross between a Goa'uld and an Orc. Ahhh.. it feels so much better to just let it out.
 

Who would win in a fight...Pumpy or Gator?
 

I would love to see a three way Battle Royale Stare Off between Peaches, Gator and Drew Barrymore in Firestarter...the world would explode
 

Oh pumpy would kill gator. No contest. Pumpy takes craps that are bigger than Gator. LONG LIVE PUMPY!!!
 

With one swipe of his meaty paw, Pumpy would turn Gator into a complete luggage set and matching shoes, just like you see in the cartoons. Because they're both giant cartoon characters.
 

I'm off to pitch the idea to Stan Lee.
 

I've posted before about gator and his pretty pecs and his prettier hands... makes me wanna heave...

I've come to the conclusion that he's a bouncer at this lame little joint and keeps practicing the scowl so no one will forget what a baddass he is. Even the HC's that he might get some tail from; naaah - he's too much self involved for that.
I've seen 'em before and I'll see 'em again.
Empty drums make the most noise.
 

Neil Diamond wants his shirt back bitch.
 

HALL OF SCROTE!! HALL OF SCROTE!!
 

Another example of a bag type dress that no women should ever wear. And her dress is pretty ugly too.
 

I'm not advocating this, but www.scottalexander.tv Don't say I didn't warn you.
 

So Jennifer Ellison's in the London stage production of "Xanadu"?

I can't wait to see Gator bust out the No1 roller disco moves.
 

Im so freakin tired of this guy. I think everyone has recapped their original comments 50 times now. At this point i' d' rather gnaw on a herpe filled urinal cake.

Douche E. Fresh
 

Ugh. Fair enough; you warned me. But damn you anyway, il bagadouchio.

My vote for douchebag of the month has been validated. I would like to work on this guy with a cheese grater until he looked like a scabbed-over Stephen Hawking.
 

Heh.
Speaking of Hawking, I wouldn't shed a tear if this bag vanished into a black hole.
 

Man-mountain machine? This leech looks 48, not 32. He has the same dumbass face in every picture.

God forbid this gaybag ever has a kid. Can you imagine that face in delivery room next to a little gator. I know I already ruled out his reproducing abilities but the thought it still makes me laugh.
 

What website are you all finding these club pictures at??
An the girl looks like Emma Bunson aka baby spice
 

I'm amazed that this guy can figure out how to open up the baby oil to grease himself. He has but one look..."?". He could use some lip pout practice from Peaches though.
 

First off, may i just say i love the Gator.

2nd, upon close inspection i think the tattoo on his back actually reads "H.O.S." He gets my nomination.

3rd, darksocks comment also gets my vote for the HOS...

Ball-hammock neckline and corn on the cob thru a picket fence are as classic as the orange leather 'bag they describe.

touche.
 

So he's a 'roid-freak who's figured out how to make a profit from waging the douchestyle, a living reductio ad absurdum of the "self-help" and "fitness" movements.

I would have just thought of skinning douches and rendering the hair gel for reuse, so really, he's some kind of genius.

A douche genius.

No1 is destined to join Old No.7 in the HoS. He's "made something out of nothing's".
Polish that turd, Scott, polish that turd. Maybe with enough focus and determination you can make a diamond. You just keep trying, ok?
 

Ya know, Peaches was tolerable, in a way, because even though he _looked_ serious, you couldn't take him seriously - not looking like he does.

But this guy? Oh, for fuck's sake - someone, please, just plug this mug. He's not a 'bag, not a douchebag, but a _fucking_ douchebag.

Hey, pfah, you still alive...?
 

This douche's face looks like a fucking bunny rabbit. And I've never seen a male bunny rabbit take having tanned cleavage so seriously.
 

although he is indeady a top class knob shiner, i must point out that is Jennifer elison a scouse bird who used to be in brookside (A SOAP) and not baby spice. That aside though what an absolute tot he is!
 

www.scottalexander.tv

I watched all his videos and I say this guy takes the cake.
 

There's something about the gator's face that makes it look like his head was photoshopped onto his body. I wanna see this guys in person so bad so I can jump on his back and hold his mouth closed with my chin.
 

i checked his myspace out and started getting sick to my stomach.