This is the most gut wrenching picture ever posted on this site. Period.
Douchebags, hot sluts kissing, incredible tail....this is the worst.
 

Like a bowl of fuzzy peaches on a cold day, these are the ass cheeks in my field of vision. My question is who decided to add the rotten bananas? Go to Hell and die!
 

There's something in me, I think its extra blood down south. Good lord.

I never considered myself an "assman" before, but this pic may change that. That brunette is the hottest thing on this site since, I can't remember...
 

This pic has it all...heinous tatted 'bags, performative lesbianism, stamped tramp, spectacular asses, mandanas....the list of douche/bleethisms goes on and on.

Did I mention blondie's and brunette's asses?
 

I am dumbfounded. Every day, I come into work at 5 AM EST and wait for DB1 to get out of bed in LA and post the first pic of the day around 11 AM EST. Every day I think it can't get worse, then this happens.
1) Who let Mandana skinny arms grandmother get a tramp stamp? And why is grandma kissing pinkhat?
2) Do blond hott and brunette hot have ass model contracts? I think they should.
3) I'd like to make fun of Fred Durst, but those are obviously jailhouse tats and I don't want to get killed. Is that a Keystone Light I spy in his hand though?
4) Mandana's arms are quite skinny. He was obviously the stool pigeon who got Fred sent to jail, now he's trying to make up for it by having an ass model party at Lake Havasu with his grandmother.
 

Anon 8:13 took the words right out of my mouth. Do the math: Brunette (at left) with almost blinding hotness + her allowing douche to grab a cheek + douche seems to have gang and/or prison tats + secondary douche with mandana + girls making out = me wanting to lobotomize myself with an ice pick just to stop the pain, the horrible, horrible pain.
 

Great googly moogly. Chicks kissing! Brunette perfection polluted by the touch of tat scrote. This pic sums up what this site's about. The ying of snug trousers and the yang of puke inducing choadism. Perfectly in balance and by perfectly I mean that brunette's fun bumpers.
 

This pic epitomizes the site. As painful as it is, it's exactly why we continue to look.

Brunette's ass is a bug zapper and I am a moth.

LA better get his filthy mitt off my bug zapper.
 

Oh, I was so distracted by the phenomenal ass cheeks that I forgot...

These guys are total asshats. As if that wasn't obvious enough. Especially "LA". I don't know anymore what's worse: tattooing your girlfriend's name on your arm or your city on your stomach. God, it just keeps getting worse... douchebags!
 

Chick on the righth kind of looks like Jake and or Gary Busey.


I think the LA tat is so he can remember his way home from rehab in Vegas or Havasu
 

Shit are there really that many hot chicks in LA??!
 

how the FUCK do fat, lame douchefucks rope ass like that? easy....sell coke! or, work construction all week to afford a semi-decent boat and coke, then park the boat in the channel and give the coke away to unsuspecting, SMOKING HOT, coke whores.
 

i would be willing to bet BOTH of my nuts that neither of those two douchebags fucked any of those chicks. seriously....
 

JESUS HAROLD CHRIST on a rubber crutch! Those girls have nice asses.

-Captain Obvious
 

I third the comments of Anon @8:13. This is unbearably painful. Chicks with fake ta-tas being with choads...i can take that. But asses like that. It's too much.

I think I'm gonna have to take a break from this site for a while.
 

I would like to see them buttsteaks to the left and right bobbing in my crock pot of love....shit fire and save the matches.....the long-forgotten rapper Domino said it best: "an' for all that ass she was totin' around I offered a back pack..."

eh, wait: look closely...there's a stamp on the pic to the upper left for voyeurweb.com; apparently from what I saw they specialize in cucumber abuse...these ladies are semi-pros. Which is fine.
 

Darksock!! good eye!! i knew there was something NOT right about this shot.
 

Enough has already been said about the asses that that I...wait, no it hasn't. Damn, that's some fine ass.

Moving on. LA has one or two more Keystones, and his tat is gonna start reading Laa.

Hmmm. This has never happened before. My spidey senses are tingling. I have a feeling that it is going to get worse today. Much worse. Like, Creeper type worse. As if this is only the tip of the iceberg. God I hope not. Must perish that thought.

Ass. Ok, better.
 

See more of hottie brunette @ mercedesterrell.com ... went to high school with her and the douchebags swarmed her there too...

My heart still beats for her
 

I'd become a lesbian for the brunette on the left.

yep.
 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What the FUCK
 

I can ALMOST understand spoiled kids with way too much money like Joey Porsche and some of the other Hall of Scrote douches getting totally gorgeous women. Money attracts all kinds and even some douches like Peaches can be at least decent looking if you could convert them from their insipid douche ways. But these ugly excuses for men are just so nasty. They make Yasser Arafat appear attractive in comparison. Even after two years of decomposition Arafat would win a beauty contest against these two douches.

Thank God Darksock pointed out the stamp on the pic. I can regain some small amount of faith in my gender, after all a girl's gotta earn a living.
 

The balance in this picture amazes me. Her left cheek perfectly mirrors Her right cheek.

Her Holy Brunetteness and LA make a heady combo for any Of The competition.

We'd have to LU Decompose mandana and the three lesser hotts out. I just hope we could Gaussian Eliminate LA.

I'd love to span her column space.
 

Mistress Julie,

I have become a lesbian for you, so I can become a lesbian for the brunette.

To prove my love for each of you I would vanquish the two choads by tossing out an assortment of mandannas along with a "50% off your next tattoo" at LA Ink, 3 Tag Body Shots cans, various faux bling and a case of Keystone Light. Choads would flock to their bounty like flies to a bug zapper.

After they left, all 3 of us would retire to our bedroom where we would discuss the subtleties of Dante's "Divine Comedy", with emphasis on the Heaven chapter. We'd share some smores, name the brunette Beatrice and wake up the next morning sticky and pleasantly confused.
 

The absolute wrongness of this picture is obvious for all to see except for the 'Bags and Hotties that brought it to life. Perhaps the unanimous collective revulsion to this monstrosity is somehow connected, if not symbolized, by the Sept. 15th Meteorite impact in Peru where at least 150 people have been taken ill by its noxious stench. And to think that today is also the 25th anniversary of the world's first emotocon, :-) i.e. the smiley face. Coincidences? Nay!! Sychronicities!!! Yes!!!! The douches and hotties continue to mock me. :-( :-( :-( And by "me," I mean, "THE UNIVERSE," and by universe, I mean, "brunette hottie's light saber of a patoot." As FZ said on Zoot Allures: "The torture never stops." Who can bring balance to the Force?!?!? "Help us Obi Wan, you're our only hope."

Il Douché
 

HA HA HA HA HA!! And I like sticky and confused. Is there any other way to end a sexcapade like that?

I think not.
 

Wow - that's more kickin' ass than an eight-legged mule.

the douchess of kunt
 

The brunette is none other than model Mercedes Terrell. We've worked with her on a few projects (she's on the cover of- and does a photo shoot in one of our DVDs). So sad to see that she has been Bleethed!
 

Well Ms. Terrell's butt is so perfect I'll bet she only farts pure Febreze.

Blondie's back bongos are no slouches either, but Anon 8:38 wrecked it for me with the Gary Busey comment...(deflating sound emanating from my front-pantal area).
 

This picture sent Baby Jesus on an interstate killing spree. Crucifix-clubbed puppies and sandal-stomped kittens are starting to pile up.

Is leopard print trying to shove Lobster Abs overboard with her left hand?

Were any of these four women ever heard from again?

Pants are Just a Suggestion
 

I would tap that ass like a new pack of cigarettes.
 

thanks L.J. for pointing me in her direction, now if you will excuse me I hear the bathroom stall calling my name.

hcwdb.com, bringing boners back to the workplace.

-gunna
 

Wow there are a lot of fantastic oiled asses in this picture. Even the mannish blond has a fantastic booty. The brunette really does establish the hot in this picture.

These are the most disgusting douches I have ever seen (with the exception of the beer-gut tattooed douche that was removed from the site bc he was too painful to look at) - The shaven chests, the prison tats, the mandanna, douche gesture #543, and the can of cheap beer. These guys make me extremely angry. They should crawl back into their hole or cell block, whichever is there place of origin.
 

This looks like the opening scene to a bad episode of CSI Miami.
Wait a minute, is there a 'good' eposide of CSI Miami? Most certainly not.
But hooray for the hispanic gang douches making an appearance.
I'm going to get ripped muscles tattooed on my stomach so it looks like a six-pack. That's gonna be sweet!
 

Butt Boobies!!!
 

For plinky:

Random Cop: "Who do you think left this pile of greasy mandanas at the crime scene, Horatio?"

David Caruso: "I think..." (puts sunglasses on) "...it was some douchebag."

Roger Daltry: "Yeeahhhhhhh!"
 

The Gary Busey coment was just unfair. Thanks Anon 8:38 - now when somebody asks "Have you ever whacked off to a chick who looks like Gary Busey" my answer will have to be yes.

I would also like to point out that if you divert your eyes temperarily from the two fabulous sett of butt boobies on display or the two choad-tastic douchebags the chick in the middle has the WORST tramp stamp i have ever seen. It looks like she got that thing in prison by a colour-blind inmate with parkenson's.
 

to be fair, Bagglio, I think it started out as a small tramp stamp, then her ass started spreading out like microwaved peanut butter.

The old dead tub woman from "The Shining" called; she wants her body back.
 

"I'm so hungry I could eat the dead ass out of a rhino."

Busey....rise.
 

LOOK AT ALL THOSE ASSES!!!!

Five cheeks in the foreground ALONE!
 

I am sorry it is just when I saw those chompers, all I could think of was Gary Busey. I guess before you wack off, you have to ask yourself " Does this chick look like Gary Busey?"

By the way, the Shining comment was brilliant, yuck.

Her tramp stamp looks like a three year olds arm who was allowed to apply his cracker jack fake tatoo all by his lonesome.

I hate everyone in this pic with a passion
 

that tramp stamp is just smeared on. Slob
 

Is Limerick Wednesday still happening? There's so much material here that I can't wait any longer. I must spew.

There once were two choads on a boat
Who said, "Fuck it. We're showing our scrotes."
Four women jumped in
Choad One offered his chin
For the girls all to use as a float
 

Brunette hottie's sweet face, ass, and thighs
Are so awesome it's making me cry
The blonde is great, too
Nothing much I can do
But to scream at the heavens, "Why, God? WHY?!"
 

Cholos con picantes.

Can I order that without the cholos?
 

i've been around this globe a few times and never have i seen anything this wrong with the world we live in today!
 

Gary Busey has got a nice ass. It is a wonder what plastic surgery can do for you i hollywood today
 

Now I remember this. It is the start of the tape playing on the yacht on Dead Calm.

Run hotties, Run. Ahh, make that, Swim hotties, Swim!
 

After careful, careful study of Mercedes Terrell's (brunette) pictures, I have come to the conclusion that I need to clean this mess in my lap up before my roommates come home.
 

God I hate Florida.
 

This only goes to show if you drag hundred dollar bills through trailer parks, no telling what you will come out with.
 

a fortnight? you sure, coach? remember the old saying, 'fish and guests start to smell after three days ... "
 

I know it's difficult to look elsewhere, but did anyone else notice the link in the picture to the left of the brunette's head. This is professional baggery!
 

so much tanning oil on those asses....
mmmm, oil....
Dick Cheney's planning to invade them butts to feed the US's increasing dependence on fossil fuels
 

For reservoir douche: sorry, I just now at 10:53am EST on Thursday, Sept. 20 read your comment. Hilarious. Good stuff.

Why isn't David Carudouche on this site. He's always got those snappy one-liners. But then again, how would I know that?!? Hmmm, I'm exposing myself to watching bad, bad television. I actually for about a month thought that show was a comedy. It made me laugh - - the actors were so deadpan with their lines.
 

If one can pry oneself from staring at the scrumptiously yummy pieces of ass flanking this vignette, one might notice a certain "Poolbag" or a gentleman that resembles that infamous bagster.

Move over Waldo...here comes: "Where's Poolbag?"
 

The chick on the left is absurdly hot!!!! The ass on the right is incredible.... Those chicks are only using those two homos for a boat ride they won't be hitting either of those chicks!!!!!
 

You have no idea what I would give to fuck either one of the asses on the right or left.
 

anon 12:00:

the pudgy guy wouldn't mind, but I think the big guy would put up a fight.
 

The guys look like they might take it in the seat too....
 

If you look closely at the pic, it says voyeurweb.com

which means, it is a set up photo shoot and they are probably porn stars, that blonde must be fugly as fuck to not show her face, this picture makes me sick regardless.

douchey arrogance, fake lesbian clinch, mandana, piss weak lite beer, gay tats it goes on.
 

typical fat cholo stretching his burrito filled stomach thats emblazened with his cholos family's place of residence ever since they snuck under the fence in 1962. chicks are hot but give them some coke and modest amount of attention and you too can be guts deep in them sluts.
 

Holy crap, I hope that's not the lead singer from Social Distortion standing or I'm going to have go Eurofag House.