Wow this is one awful song. Justs awful. Motley Crue wannabes. Oh motley crue sucks
 

Rhyming face with place? Brilliant.

Ryming homer with homer?
 

That music is bloody awful!
 

They just beat out 311 as my most hated band ever.

This must be the shit that rattles around in the cavernous skulls of Cro Bagnons, Pumpys and Gators.
 

Hottest.COP.Ever.

Seriously, these douches played at some "cherry" concert put on by 102.9 the buzz here in Nashville where there were other bands with cherry in their name.

The DJ's were talking about the bands, and they all agreed that these guys were total assclowns. They treated all the staff like shit.

-Lotd
 

Worst song, ever!

I have to turn the radio off when this stupid song comes on I hate it so much.
And I haven't watched MTV since Alan Hunter and Julie Brown were V-jays, but now that I've seen this horrid band in the video, they are the worst band ever as well.
 

Dreadful. Lest we not forget other douche bands like Nickelback & Fall Out Boy.
 

And I thought that the video "Thnks fr th Mmrs" from Fall Out Boy (presented by TAG All-Nighter, and actually shows Pete Wentz applying said product -- no shit!) sucked ass:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xWHf_vYZzQ8

Buckcherry is a crime against humanity.

But hey, so is THIS, with screaming choads on their way to DJais Belmar, in a Hyundai:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_DNDE1ATsck

No, it's not a joke, people.

Can't we just all get along?
 

i can just hear that fucked song going thru Roadkills head while he rolls around the club with that badass chick with the boobies that were built for speed..somebody pleases slap that fuckin hat off his head.
 

Well that was unexpected. Thanks for posting that DB1. Just what I wanted to hear today. A little piece of me just died.

Bet this is anonobags favorite tune. Representing the douche from sea to shining sea.
 

Oh c'mon people. The song isn't THAT bad. Clearly none of you lived through the 80's era of Hair Bands and Power Ballads. This song sucks, true, but it is better than any song Warrant did, ever.
And watching the choaded up douchebag singer clawing at the camera EVERY chorus (which is like, every 12 seconds as far as I could tell) when he sings the line about scratches down his back? Priceless.
 

The same thing happens at bars in my hometown and i've made the exact same observation. The second those opening powerchords they all rush the dance-floor like its free bread day in the USSR.

In a related note I had the mis-fortune of going to a local club this weekend and the most peculiar thing beyond the fact that it took me 15 minutes to get a drink was that the DJ spliced in Wonderwall by Oasis and the entire bar sung it in unison.
I used to just think Oasis sucked - now I know.
 

Sorry vader, I have to differ,

Hey! You’re a crazy bitch but you f--- so good I’m on top of it is easily the worst line in a chorus of any R&R song that I can remember....and I can remember the Bay City Rollers.

Combine that with the look of these tatted choads and you've got the most annoyingly awful band of our time.
 

It an anthem for guys who don't get any ass....
 

you need to find the original video for this song...the chick gets completely naked in it...
 

This song is so bad that it angers me. I am angered that this song with "lyrics" as dimwitted as these get air time on FM radio, while GREAT music is out there that can't get a sniff.
PLEASE DON'T MAKE THIS THE OFFICIAL SONG. IT ONLY GIVES THEM THE ATTENTION THAT DESPICABLY CRAVE.
 

@K-Federbag

Oh yeah? But is it worse than:
"She's only seventeen
Daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough for me"

Methinks not.
 

I have to agree with Douche vader in that i do not think the song is THAT bad. I think it is supposed to be tongue in cheek. The problem is that the douches take it seriously.
 

i did not need that.
 

Uh, thanks vader. Thanks for inserting Winger trash into my head. Now I'll be humming that catchy tune all afternoon and evening until alcohol and percodan-induced sleep brings me merciful peace.
 

ugh, winger. next thing you know someone will bust out some cheap trick or maybe cinderella.

Ahhh old school douche.

-Lotd
 

@ Douche Vader

Hey, thats my favorite Winger song!!

You think thats bad, check out the Canadian Kings of rock balladry "Honeymoon Suite". These guys were the biggest thing to come out of the great white north since Glass Tiger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RIv7Mszxpc
 

@Federbag-
Thanks for validating my point with such verve. One suggestion tho: go with the Vikes. When trying to erase any recent brain activity, Percs can sometime just cause floaty hallucinations...if you're still thinking about Winger at the time, the potential for actually seeing them hovering in the room is not worth the risk.

@Bagglio-
Nice. I kinda miss the 80's, a time when band members' feathered hair made them look like they had tiny little heads. I don't know why, but that appeals to me in a weird way. Perhaps it has something to do with my midget obsession.
 

These guys were on their way to becoming one-hit wonders after their not too bad song "Lit Up". For the original video to this song they went to an L.A. club, put out a lotta free booze and had an open casting call, then let the sluts and douchebags go wildin'. It was a poignant film. Well, at least it had a bunch o' nudity in the non-edited "x-rated" version. Of course, one of the hussies turned out to be 14 or something, grinding on a pole with teats a-dangle, so you can file that clip right next to Traci Lord's early work. You perverts.

That video was bad, but this one is just donkey dick bad.
 

After this video they need to rename the band "Butt Cherry".
 

Those asshats even stole the opening riff of that song from Orange Goblin's "Som You Win, Some You Lose".


Don Juan de la Douche
 

scratches down his back? how is he meant to get those? and 'f**k so good I'm on top of it'. I seriously think this guy is singing about getting pummeled with a strap-on.
 

The shitty music notwithstanding, I thought the original version of this video was great. It was wall to wall TNA. This video however validates buckcherry's mainstream douchebaggery.
 

Come on, "You're a crazy bitch but you fuck so good" is both amusing and catchy. I knew a redhead like that once. She'd happily leave scratches.

Fond memories notwithstanding, it is indeed a terrible fucking song.
 

Douche Vader, Warrant did Unlce Toms Cabin which was a killer song, even if you didnt like the rest of their stuff.

Even though I have a very specific girl i think of when I hear this song, I don't like it. But not as much as I deeply despise the video, which makes cheap porn look like high art.
 

For retro 'bag rock lyrics, I look back even farther in time: Slow Riiiiide. Take it easyyyyy.

I think that tune is The Source.
 

I don't know the precise definition of PIPEFARTER , but I know it when I see (and hear)it.
 

@douche vader - Clearly none of you lived through the 80's era of Hair Bands and Power Ballads. This song sucks, true, but it is better than any song Warrant did, ever.

I actually went and saw Warrant (volutarily, I might add) when they were in town (it may have had something to do with the fact that they were touring with LA Guns and Firehouse, but...).

What's the problem with 80s power ballads (other than the fact that they're mushy pieces of poo)? True, they don't have much of a message aside from "I love you, I love you...yadda yadda yadda", but the music is quite nice.

This is the kind of music that I'll gladly listen to over rap, but will tune out most of the time. My music collection (aside from some completely off-the-wall shit...like Tatu...Russian lesbians, mmm...) is mostly 60s-early 90s music, so this song (yech...I cringe at using "song" to describe this pile of crap) doesn't even rank on my top 500 list.
 

Wow Shadowspawn, you just blew my mind. You just asked me a question (What's the problem with 80s power ballads), the answer to which is so mind numbingly obvious and yet so incomprehensibly broad that I am unable to actually articulate it. Most impressive.
 

I didn't know Denis Leary was in a band! Psuedo Fireman Gone Bad?????
 

You do know that most douchbags are gay. That's why the hotties like being around them.