The only thing to make this complete would be balls hanging down underneath it, like the douche-trucks.
 

Um, 17" biceps aren't really THAT impressive, even among people who care about that sort of thing. That's like bragging about a 1200 on the SAT's, a score which I am sure would be something akin to climbing Everest for the driver of the Douchemobile.
 

Needs a Calvin pissing sticker as well.
 

Tom, please tell us that after taking this picture, you ran this douche off the road. Then kept hitting his car. Over and over again. Then lit the twisted wreckage ok fire.
 

17" biceps, 3" saggy cock.
 

He may not be bragging about how big around they are, but rather how much he can keester.
 

I wish you would have dropped it into 4 wheel drive and turned this idiot into a crushed can...

USS Douchenbag
 

While this guy is most certainly a douche bag, he could most likely ALSO be a rice boy. (Check out www.riceboypage.com for more examples.)

While we'd need to see the rest of the car to make sure, the smoked tail lights on his "bad-ass" Civic make me think he probably is. All we need below the biceps sticker is a "Got NOS" or "Tuned Addictionz" sticker, but I'm guessing those stickers are draped on the hood or doors.

This guy is the mutant offspring of uberscrotes and riceboys somehow combining genetic matter.
 

I might just be speechless.


This is almost as baffling as the scrote who was holding up his shirt a few entries down. How does one arrive at this decision... and continue to feel good about it?

I don't blame Tom for chasing the car until he could get a picture! I'm tempted to quit my job, get a government grant, and hire a film crew just to follow this person around, 24 hours a day, so that I can try to live inside his head, until I can manage to make some sense of it all.
 

17" might not be too impressive......unless the driver is a hottie. Then 17" would be quite impressive!
 

17" BICEPS!! WOW!!

How is it that chicks aren't just hurling themselves infront on the car at first site of the drivers amazing biceps.

Oh yeah, i know why... because he's driving a yellow civic.

douche.
 

Man, I wish I had a few seconds and a single-edge razor blade to rework

17" BICEPS

into

7" BICEPS

or

BI

or

ICE P

You get the idea.
 

Ahh... Douche Wayne on his way back to the "Douche-Cave" after a long day of Bleething hotties.
 

there should be a sticker below it, with 2'' PENIS in smaller lettering
 

nice civic.

what the photo DOESN'T show is his license plate. which reads: 5" penis.
 

very creative il choadrino. we think alike.
 

Douchemobile!!!

lets all sing together:

Nana nana nana nana,
Nana nana nana nana,
DOUCHEBAG!

Nana nana nana nana,
Nana nana nana nana,
DOUCHEBAG!

DOUCHEBAG,

DOUCHEBAG,

DOUCHEBAG!
 

This whole picture explains the concept of rubbernecking, except that in this case there is no wreck, but there is.

Personal Aside to db1:

Mercy! I give up. No mas!
 

In which country was this pic taken? It doesn't look like the U.S. (looks like traffic is on the left side of the road). However, since the 'bag is using inches to measure his biceps, I'm thinking that it's an ugly American spreading his doucheness to unsuspecting foreign lands.
 

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Fish Slap's MySpace page:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=141390575

Try to stay calm. Grab a delicious beverage. Or ten.

And be afraid.
 

Okay... Just gotta add a couple things:

1. There are at least three pics with a Peaches point.

2. There are at least four pics where he's showing off his abs.

3. He's a bartender. And a clothing promoter. And a beautician. (Really -- he went to cosmetology school!!!)

4. His page's background is the Gucci symbol.

5. He's straight and MARRIED.

6. Here's his unintentionally ironic quote:
"To all the real people in this world HOOOLLLLAAA!!! For the rest of you fake ass mother fuckers....KEEP TALKIN SHIT... CAUSE I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

God, the Gator's got serious competition, folks.
 

Il Choad - that may be the find of the year. I hope you frwded that to db1 for all the readers who may not see this post.

One thing you missed is that the bag in the main photo with Fish Slap (and a couple others on the main page) is none other than HCwDB of the Month winner The Crustacean!!
 

That's it! I'm heading to Chicago to take out this breeding ground of Grieco virus. All it is is a two-hour drive/one hour (?) flight/one hour train ride for me.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h282/Alsebra/Fun%20stuff/10.jpg

Anyone want to come along? I'm probably gonna need some help...unless they all scream and run away.
 

That myspace page is unfuckingbelievable! His friends list must be an utter hive of scrote.
 

Too bad you couldn't have driven him off the road. The thought of Rutger Hauer from The Hitcher is a less frightening automotive nightmare than running into this douche jockey on the road.
 

I'd be willing ot wager that that's the cleanest car in America. Because everyday that there was dust on that window, somebody wrote "and hung like a chapstick."
 

Il Choadrino. Touche.

1st off, i think someone should remove all letters except for 7" BI

2nd, i am now drinking aged Bourbon, 130 proof, to get ready for my viewing of Fish Slap's myspace. You have done a great public service in finding it.
 

***bcs highlights the text to myspace page link and hits control c. bcs moves cursor to navigation bar and hits control v. bcs hits enter.

6 hours later, bcs awakens in pile of vomit, with computer monitor that has apparently been shot by some sort of firearm...having no recollection of the horror his mind has now repressed.***
 

Many thanks to bagglio who pointed out what I didn't see: Yes, The Crustacean. And as a friend of the Slap, there must be a page nearby for him, too.

But another time. I'm still recovering from exposure to scrote-toxins.

Bagglio, I did forward the link to DB1.

And shadowspawn, I'm with ya. I only live two hours away. After seeing Crusty in the pic, my paranoia tells me that the bags are gathering to mount a major assault on The Hott of our great nation.

But then I realize that narcissists and egoists wouldn't make such a great team. They'd end up killing each other over the last Red Bull.
 

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p76/chiiboy/spoon012107016-vi.jpg

Knob.......Exactly.


Fuck Fishslap.

-- Douchcosity breakdown
 

But wait, there's less:

Introducing The Primitive Tool, aka "Mikey-B":

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=10335626

His lead line?

"JEALOUS?"

Uh... not so much, dude.
 

I'm jealous of his less then $30,000/year job.


-- Douchcosity Breakdown.
 

17" biceps....on 13" rims...
 

Yeahhhh, I just haaadddd to go see Fish Slap's myspace...

My favorite picture: the douche holding up a fifth of "Knob Creek". Because after seeing photo after photo of these tools hugging on each other, I think they all enjoy guzzling from each other's knob creeks.

Get a room, boys.
 

That would only work on a Hummer...The he would be a douche you could fear a little ..
 

Damn. I am coming up with "this user has either canceled their membership or their account has been deleted".

What is Fish Slap's name? Maybe I can find him that way.
 

Holy mother of ...

First off, douchemobile needs to be set on fire, rolled down a hill, and pissed on.

Secondly, those myspace pages may have just made me blind. You know how I know Fishslap is gay? Because EVERY OTHER PICTURE IS OF HIM WITH HIS SHIRT OFF WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER GAY DUDES. (whew).

His buddy Mikey B is just as much a brain surgeon here. I see at least one more HCWDB regular mixed in his "friends". Let's see: He's also a loan officer and/or in real estate? I work in that industry (as a unix sysadmin watching their mail) and I can state that I am categorically unsurprised. Every year I go to our convention I'm shocked, amazed, and then depressed to see just how many complete and utter douchebags this business attracts.

Thanks, really. I've now lost all faith in the ability of humanity to survive as a species and am starting to regret that we didn't drop the bomb while we had the chance.

How early does it have to be before you can start drinking? I need to kill the brain cells keeping this memory fresh quick.
 

My monitor and CPU are melting from the amount of douche-ness coming from Slaps My Space site. There really is no better example of supreme scroat lovers than on his page. It's like a bad accident: You know you shouldn;t be looking, but Oh my choad!
I'm just not sure any other bag can hold a candle to this rope swallower.
 

Back to our regularly scheduled pic:

Where the fuck was this taken? Looks like the scene from "me so horny, me love you long time"

Lotd
 

Sweet Jesus! I just saw fish slaps' myspace.. what a freakin wretched hive of scrote and douchery! I want to gouge my eyes out.
 

17 inch biceps, $1700 car.

Off to HOLLLLLLLA at fish slap, that fuck.
 

SLAPS MYSPACE = GOD.


What a total and complete faggot.
 

@ il choadarino - Where do you live, may I ask? I'm holed up in a town straight south on 55 from Chicago...

@ darksock - I think they all enjoy guzzling from each other's knob creeks. Would you happen to be a professional comedian? That's fucking GOLD!
 

Is this photo in Isreal? Where the fuck is this? I'm just curious so I can avoid ever setting fuckin one foot in it.
 

It looks like it's in the Philippines. The vehicle on the left, in front of the gold Corolla looks like a Philippine Jeepney (google it). The pic is too small to tell, cuz it can just be a blue pickup next to a bus.
 

I just had a seizure. Mikey-B's photo albums are rife with a veritable Douchocaust of baggery. Seriously, look at this:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=10335626&albumId=930691

Can you not pick insurmountable douchitude out of just about every one of these pictures? Especially the third one, in which he's kissing another man...
 

it's been quite a while since the last post... what's going on db1?
 

17 inch biceps, 2 inch winky
 

This is some funny shit.... I'm going to have to come by here more often.

17" biceps... what a intohimselfsexual....

Here in Miami, we have guys driving around with the size of their rims on the car window, like it'll say 24" on the back passenger window.

Not sure if this would interest you, but I write a blog too.

Check out this entry:

"What Women Really think of a Man with a Small Penis: Actual Responses from Women"

Pass by and share your thoughts...
 

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