He has a tapeworm on his arm.

This is a revolting picture.
 

Lord, please let her be pushing Mohawk McChestpubes away with her forearm....
 

Based on his shirt(with name embroidered on left pocket) I was going to suggest that he's on his lunch break at Express Oil, but even Express Oil has standards higher than this douche.

Damn, Tawny Kitaen is looking hot these days.
 

Ew ew ew ewwwww. You've got to be kidding me. &^($*&^&#!!@!!!

I don't know if I can fight the bile back down after seeing this sickening display. She doesn't exactly look like a Nobel Laureate here, but man oh man is she adorable. Did I mention boobies? Because it clearly bears mentioning. Boobies, boobies, and more boobies.

Oh, and a tattooed, faux-hawked, greasy waste of space sleazebag with a reptilian tongue and apparently a lack of opposable thumbs to button up his own damn shirt.

She is all that is good and right in the world. And he makes me want to vomit, smear it all over my body, shave all my body hair off a la Pink in "The Wall", then jump in the pool with a rock tied around my ankle and wait for the darkness to come. I can't think of a single pic that more epitomizes what this site is all about. And why I need drugs to curb the homicidal rage that lurks within.
 

JESUS! She can stash more shit in her hair than me!
 

Joe Strummer back from the grave! Her mane is more luxurious than a Dubai toilet seat. Hott!

the douchess of kunt
 

Good god. This complete ass wrinkle has a 4.0 at Douchetown University. As dumb as he looks, he must hit the books hard, I don't think he's forgotten a damn thing, except for his dog tags, which are at his friend's place getting altered for size.

She is everything I look for in a 2-week one night stand.
 

She looks awfully familiar...have we seen her with douchebags before?
 

I think she hatched forth from the right breast of the chick in the Gator Jr. pic.
 

It shouldn't be illegal to scalp this scrote. Sitting Bull did it afterall. Every scrotehawk should either 1) have to wear a feathered headdress or 2) consent to being scalped by bag hunters.
She is such beauty, it pains me. To think of her with fuckface angers me to the point of cancelling my 18th street latinas subscription. I haven't been so angry since boing! two weeks ago.
 

Who bleached Amy Winehouse? And why is Travis Barker pretending her cheek is a penis?

Don't tell me that's a wedding ring on her finger...dammit people this is why strippers should never date customers. Let's hope she keeps them legs crossed; if not for her sake then for the species.

My gramma called; she wanted her penciled-on eyebrow back.
 

Butter Face!

Snake boy likes to lick butter! Someone should tell him that butter leads to high levels of LDL cholesterol.
 

I do hope his body gets severed at the torso proving he is purely a cybordouche.
 

I didn't know the clown from Spawn had a little brother!
 

This scrote's got my inside track for the weekly and by inside track I mean my steel toe redwings up his ass.
 

Hottie is crossing her leg and then extends her leg further to cross Facehugger Bag's leg. This is so revolting and demoralizing that tears cannot adequately express my pain and suffering. The basic laws of physics are being violated here. When antimatter meets matter it self destructs. It doesn't commingle. It can't. But it does in Crazy Hottie/'Bag World. You may have won the battle Facehugger but you will not win the war.

Il Douché
 

Joe Strummer circa 1985, infected by an incurable strain of Douchebagicitis
 

Db1: Watch out, Newt!! Facehugger wants to lay douche-eggs in your stomach!!

Um...

Can't hold that against him. I do, too.
 

Douchace shades...mohawk...oddly buttoned shirt ... tats...bracelet...tongue.

I don't know where Im going with this, but Id give blonde Amy Winehouse a tonguing while she sits on my face and shoots up crank between her toes.
 

Not her ring finger, Dark. You can breathe easier although I can't promise you they didn't give a stab at procreation after the picture was taken.

Butter face, McTickle? You have some seriously high standards.
 

This picture makes me sick. Why is she letting him lick her face? This is not even a feigned lick, there is a connection between that slug coming out of his mouth and her cheek.

Is that a bracelet supposed to look like a handcuff? This dude is trying to look badass.

She is pretty in a wake up with an STD type of way.
 

My mommy always said there were no turdhammers - no real ones - but there are.

Mostlee.
 

There's my toilet brush!



...Oh. Boil your face, sweetie.
 

@baron-- Good work! One of my favorite movies of all time, and DB1 has to go and taint it with... well, with "taint," actually. I'll never be able to watch it again without thinking of douchebags. Then again, Hudson might have been a frat-douche, and for sure Burke was a corporate douche, so maybe the movie link makes sense after all.
 

I'm kind of thinking the hottie wasn't aware of the douchebag's liquor-in-the-front move until just the second the photo was taken. There's just the very beginning of a squinty look of disgust/surprise on her face. Probably thought he was was moving in to kiss her well-bronzered cheek. Plus, the odd folds and strains of the ill-buttoned shirt and strange forward posture Joe Scroter would indicate his sudden leaning forward.
 

Things missing from this picture:
Tongue ring
black nail polish
can of red bull
 

this is the douche bag of the week.
no douche about it
 

Ok, I won't disagree he's a 'bag, but he's a fucking hot 'bag
 

I posted the 'anonymous' above, but I have to comment again. This guy has me dripping wet (and I'm a lot hotter than her).

If you guys know who or where, let me know and I'll do the rest.