his strongest submission yet. he's making his un-holy run at the dbag of the year.

-X
 

Is the guy in the background jerking off on Fish Slap's ass?!

And I'll take the chick on the right to block, Chuck.
 

He puts more work into those eyebrows then these two hotties combined. And the tongue 'bag behind them creeps me out. Oh, and boobies. Boobies. Soft. Supple. Gravity Defying Cleavite Boobies.

Il Douché
 

So violently inspired am I by this future rest stop frequenter that I'm 100% certain I could death-jab his shrinking adam's apple with his own crucibling without even troubling the smiles of those bookended barbie-bleethes in training.

Love the site, man. May you long continue to expose the nests of these loathesome grease spots.
 

Observations: smoking hottie seems to be enjoying a joint while dude in the background is lining up some sort of anal penetration on Cousin of Gator, who just got his eyebrows waxed 3 hours earlier. Baby on the right is just stoked to be there. this is fucked. totally fucked. Fuck you Fish Slap.
 

Hottie on the left has been pictured several times before, but i'm too lazy to comb the archives. But she should go in the Hall o' Hott.
 

Where is this guy from? I have a sinking feeling here...
 

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really mitch? i'd say she's got a better chance at getting into the Hall o' Herpes.
 

I feel better knowing a black hole is eating Fish Slap's head. He doesn't even seem to notice.
Ok, so yesterday was a late night and that's all I got. Sue me.
 

Does his dick dispense pure cocaine or wtf?
 

His cap says he's a semen. I mean seaman., although he's enjoyed his share of the former.
 

So me and a guy in the office were just discussing this, Fish Slap totally pisses me off. This is in comparison to Pumpy, who seems to make me smile and lighten the air around here. Pumpy rocks, Fish Slap sucks.

I also think he is gearing up for a run at DB of the Year.
 

The 'Slap is back! Yes. Study carefully. It's good to refresh our memories with source douche every once in a while so we don't forget what we're up against. And by good, I mean try to keep your lunch down.

Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

Fuck you Fish Slap
 

Chick on the left is featured in one of Socrates posts. Her MySpace page was mentioned before and all it was about was how hot she is with the fake boobies at clubs. Girl on right is also on her page and in the clubs. I think they were Chicago party girls.

And boobies.

And F-off Fish Slap!
 

Scrotebob is right; I'm stoked to see Pumpy but Fish Slap just pisses me off. I would give up a trip around the world with Crest Whitening Hottie on the left just so I could push Fish Slap off the Eiffel tower and film his body exploding like a hefty bag filled with puttenesca sauce. I'd watch it over and over again, as though I were Senator Larry Craig rewinding a Peter North money shot over and over and over....

It also occurs to me that if you took a picture of this guy taking a bong rip he'd look like Woody Allen. Did that make any sense?

Bono called; he wants his stubble and big ass nose back. And his arena-sized ego. Die Fish Die.
 

Isn't that BreeROxoxoxoxoxlololbleeth?

Methinks it 'tis.

Lotd
 

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@ Scrotebob

I'm with you man, this is the most horrifying Fish-slap pic ever. He's amped up the hottie quotient (Wide-eyed beauty on the right is particularly fabulous) and he seems to be even more revolting, trading his bearable 10 degree hat tilt for the unbearable v-neck undershirt + gator chest combo.

At this rate Fish-slap is going to be a force to be reckoned with at the Douchies.
 

indeed fishslap. you are a douchebag extraordinaire. i salute you with my middle finger.
 

Nice Finding Emo avatar, Pfah! He makes a perfect assclown fish.
 

I'm with Pfah on this chick.

Yes, she's hotter than a queer at a weenie roast, but you know she's got a few scrips in the medicine cabinet.
 

thanks fellow 'baghunters!
 

I feel like the car in this video after looking at Fish Slap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4

Melanoma hottie gives George Hamilton a run for his...um...melanin.
 

I love smokerboob hott. @TDTDTDisonfire, I totally agree, dude in the back is about to smooth out the wrinkles on fish slap's designer cut white vneck.
I am at a loss. I hate you fishslap.
 

I can hear him talking to his fruity stylist...

"No, Bruce...like a longshoreman, only gayer."
 

I know this is a Fish Slap pic, but I feel bad for Ricky. He should be the honorary HOS member or something. Damn i was trying to think which chick is hotter, I gotta go with White top. It's bad enough black top is smoking a fag, and then she goes and poses with one too. And dude in the back IS rubbing one out on Slap's ass. Forget it, Give smoking hottie some Nicorette and I'll take them both.
 

i agree b.a.g. i think Ricky deserves another shot. i really hope the person who sent that shot of him in has a few more in the chamber. little Ricky. something tells me he'll be back with a vengeance.
 

These two chicks are smoking. This guy either has money or deals coke.
 

Fish Slap IS making a run at the Douchies, which is good because if he thinks he has a chance, he's going to need to bring his A-game. If the field consists of all the Monthly winners and HOS inductees of the past year, it would look like this so far:

Donkey Douche
Pumpy
Rooster Wank
Creeper
Trainwreck
Crustacean
Peaches
Ab Lobster
Joey Porsche
Oompa Prompa
Xenu
Gator
Fish Slap

Wow. The 'Slap may not even make it out of the first round against that competition. But I have a feeling that he's a gamer and he's going to bring it. I'm sure he's got something up his sleeve, or hidden in his cleavage as the case may be.

--Scooby Douche
 

How are the Douchies different from the Hall of Scrote?

That's such a noob question.

I'm going to go kick my own ass.
 

@ Scooby......... Trainwreck over Crusty and Peaches? You may wanna rethink that. And Poor Joey P. It was his pointing that made me appreciate Peaches' point that much more.
 

The list is random and isn't arranged by rank. I wouldn't dare to dream to place any one of these scrotes over another. I'll leave that to the good people of this message board.

--Scooby Douche
 

Those chicks look like sisters. Fish slap's fat nose is ripe for punching.
 

How many diamond pushups does it take to reach gator like qualities?

I bet he felt smart when he thought of wearing v-necks. Male clevage pulling hotties, is there a bigger sign of the apocalypse?
 

By the way, the guy jerking it behind FS looks an awful lot like Michael Keaton. Does that make his jizz 'Beetle Juice?'

I'm glad I can't hear the groans.
 

Is that Purg Hottie?!?!
 

that's not Purg Hottie.

if she was, DB1 would have thrown a party for himself first and might not have posted the picture. since he would have added it into his existing collection of Purg Hottie pictures. there's got to be a room in his house that is wallpapered with pictures of her. just a guess DB1.

@sweet lou dunbar... the Douchies are like the Emmys or Grammys for HCwDBs.
 

i wonder if this year's douchies will be a tournament style.

a kumate of douche bags

a bloodsport of douche bags

pumpy as bolo young, ab lobster as van damme

two bags enter, one bag leaves

-X
 

@ Original Scoob...It's probably Bring Your Jail Bait Sister to Work Day. "In a couple years you too can work all these bags for free blow and Red Bull!"
 

i want to hit fish slap in the face with a marlin. a trophy sized marlin, caught off the coast of hawaii, or some small equatorial nation, and then stab him with it. repeatedly.
 

Joey P for Douche of the Century!
 

@pfah - Thanks.

However, given the caliber of the contestants, I'd say more like the Cable Ace awards.

And by contestants, I mean heaping piles of owl pellets.
 

@ X

you may have been kidding but that is a killer idea. You should send the DB1 an email to have the Douchebag of the year settled tournament style!

Also Kudos on the Bolo Yung reference.
 

All this speak of Pumpy where is he these days?
When will you guys understand that style+confidence gets you pussy in big night clubs
 

Didn't Grieco die in the 80's?

Regardless this spank clearly gargles with Jizzterine every morning.
 

I want to hit this scrote sack with something more substantial than a fish. Even a big fish is too small for his douchetude. Granted, "Fish Slap" has a nice ring to it, but I would rather launch him from a catapault (bag-a-pault?) at a wall. The resulting choad-splatter would empassion a whole new generation of artists. Then I would comfort the traumatized hotties with free motorboats for all. "There, there... Fish Slap is gone. Nothing we can do will bring the bag back... Bbbrrrrrthrrrrpppppth! Now you... come here a get a consolaton motorboat. Or would you prefer a milk shake?"
 

anon 1:56

When will you understand that style - substance = douchebag?

Here's another equation:

big pussy + nightclubs = Valtrex prescription for life

I know this sounds nuts, but I actually used a personality to attract women. But you can't buy that, can you? You'd better stick with the bling and the rampant id in that case, Socrates.

And you're damned right; where is Pumpy?
 

I want to see Pumpy grab Fish Slap's booby!

Pumpy's expression wouldn't change, but you bet your ass that Fish Slap's smug poseur puss would crash like a plate of oily spaghetti.
 

Fuck you Fish Slap.
 

Somebody opened Pandora's douche-box and this douche clown popped out.
 

this guy needs a better, well-rounded pectoral workout. his tits look like lambchops
 

DB1 this is your site. I know you have a thing for Purg Hottie. I dont know about the room full of Purg hottie pics and that 1 man party that Pfah mentioned, but I see no reason why she can't make it in the HoS. For the fact alone that she attracts more douchebags than Rehab in the summer is reason enough. Then again I think Ricky is HoS material even though Velvet beat him out. I mean to me Fish Slap is kinda.....average, but the name you gave him is just damn funny. How do you come up with them?
 

Checking into this site and finding yet another horrendous pic of Fish Slap is like discovering a cold sore on your upper lip the day of a major presentation.

Or a press-on fingernail in your Subway Club.

Or dog shit on your new shoes.

Or a jury summons and an overdraft notice on the same day.

Only much worse.
 

A fish slap pic is much worse.
 

Hey DB1, where's the picture of Fish Slap and Minnow? No Fish Slap Anthology would be considered complete without the picture of this Douchebag and his boy friend.
 

What exactly brings the hatered out for this guy compared to others with all of you?
 

Jesus, I'm choking on my own rage here...

Marcel Douchechamp
 

@Anon 7:16 PM:

Refer to Darksock's post at 2:30 PM for the "in a nutshell" answer.

If that's not enough, DB1 linked previous posts of Fish Slap that have some excellent commentary.

I wouldn't presume to refer to any of my posts, but I can sum it up for you if you like: this guy, along with the other classics, spends his every waking hour worrying, fretting, piecing apart, and analyzing what other people think of him. He's a vacuum. His game just happens to be what will get him "pussy in big night clubs". (My apologies if I'm misquoting here, I can't tell Anon from Anon...).

I've worked and lived with people like him. They weren't all trying to score "pussy in big night clubs". Some of them had other motives. And they were all assholes who would fuck you over at the drop of a hat. Just to fulfill the aims of their game.

I'm only speaking for myself here: Those left in their wakes are the detritus everybody else has to deal with for the rest of their lives. The Fish Slaps of the world just move on, to score more "pussy in big night clubs".

The rest of us get to deal with the aftermath.
 

Over-tanned chicks = beef jerky hags at 35. The hard partying + nictotine only rush the process. Throw in a few viruses and you have a full fledged star of COPS riding a bicycle.

I think FS's headgear gives him that "Zoltar Speaks" (Tom Hanks, "Big") gypsy wizard look which is so exotic and it surely must be a babe-attractant. He is so pre*dick*table (well at least his nose is).

That crease in his chest is where you put the quarter in .... right?
 

Joe Camel Jr. was crestfallen to reach maturity and realize that he would never walk in his father's shoes as the James Bond of Tobacco Mascots, so he decided to throw all of that frustrated energy into his other legacy... the legacy that no corporation or action group could ever take away from him: ...Looking like an anthropomorphic phallus.
 

Fish Slap, Fish Slap, roly poly Fish Slap. Fish Slap, Fish Slap, eat them up, yum.
 

I hate this kid.
 

He has taken it to the new level, the douchebags are getting breast implants also the genders are mixing with there overall goal to have the NEW WORLD GENDER!!!!!!
 

for the love of god! theres a dude jerkin it in the backround!

my eyes the goggles they do nothing!

-X
 

He's looks like he is the dude from that reality show blow out about hair designers. I think he was the slightly insane narcissist owner.
 

smoking boob girl is the female version of fish slap. im going to start a website called douchebag girls with Douchebag guys. oh wait! its already been done. shit.
 

Squatch, you're my new hero.
 

The jailbait is hot. I would definately bang her, hard and often.
 

Slap sleazes his right arm around the skank to his right to reveal that his douche-addled pea-brain forgot to remove the Lee press-on nails that his boy-douche-slave (behind him and preparing for ass penetration) asked his doucheness to wear the night before for their nightly mutual masturbation session.
 

He's not even phased by having a guy jack-off on the back of his pants.
F-You Fishslap,fucking degenerate.
Chick on the right is purty.