Who kicked the chick in the background in the crotch?????
 

I love the hottie in the back.

"Why the fuck did I come here?!?!?!"
 

Nice rally cap douchebag! What are you trying to recover from, the willful abandonment of your manhood?
 

set the oven at 425. he's got the body of a plump, well-basted thanksgiving turkey.

and of COURSE he's drinking a bud light. the drink of choice for frat choads everywhere. grow a pair and drink a real beer nancyboy.

speaking of basting.....she's got butterface.
 

I also see at least two and maybe three guys wearing matching white with blue trim cowboy hats. What's up with that shit?

Fag day at the dude-ranch?
 

He looks like he marinated himself in Nair with a steroid chaser. He's puffier than William Shatner and Jerry Lewis at a bloat-off. And why is he standing next to Steve Austin's boss Oscar Goldman in a wig and bikini? Humans have 32 teeth. Except her; she has about 144 teeth, all the size of white corn kernels.

I love the chick in the background. My favorite Far Side cartoon of all time is when one of the cows in a field pops their head up and says "Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating GRASS!". I think she's having a similar epiphany: "These are douchebags! I'm hanging with DOUCHEBAGS!".
 

What kind of frat has a Brokeback Mountain party? What kind of woman would go to it wearing a bikini? Why is the other visor 'bag in the back left opening his towel and flashing the girl? What kind of 'bag flips his camo visor when he forgot his aquamarine trimmed cowbag hat?

So many questions.

Pants (and cowboy hats) are Just a Suggestion
 

The chick in the back has just been told by her boyfriend that he has come out and that every guy at Rehab today is in fact a Pipefarter. This is my only explanation for the cowboy hats, shaved bodies, the pillow biting look on this choads face, and the fact that it looks like a hot dog cart in this pic.
 

He looks like Mola Ram. Gane Ma, Shoktelay. Gane Ma, Shoktelay. Gane Ma, Shoktelay. Then he reaches into your chest and pulls out your heart.
Just replace the budlight with her heart and you can picture it.
Boobies.
What's Jeff Gordon doing at this party?
 

Damn - everybody's too quick this morning - all the good jokes are taken...Brokeback, the gay hats, sausage casing boy...

I'd like a small slice of sideboob a la mode please.
 

Sean Astin bag has puffed out since the days of Rudy and Toy Soldiers.

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-Honus Bagner
 

For this next passage I will speak in my Eric Cartman voice, "My name is Terry Quaffelhoof. I have big brown nipples, and I like to shave my chest. Pretty ladies like to hang out with me because I wear my visor upside down. What they don't know is I'm a big pussy, and enjoy placing raw vegetables into my rectum. Please don't squeeze my balls too hard. Thank you!"
 

Wow. I thought his hat was some sort of knit cap or something, but it IS an upside down visor. I think it must serve as a drool catch for bloated 2nd-Darren-from-Bewitched as he gives blowjobs at a nursing home in Asshole, Indiana.
 

You know how when you notice something for the first time, then you start noticing it constantly, and you have that thought: "Did this just start or have I just opened my eyes"? For example, I want to get a Prius. From the day I decided I wanted one, I started noticing them all over the road. Before that, I never really knew they existed. Now they are everywhere. They were always there, I just wasn't paying attention.

His hat tilt may be like this. Now that we have seen it at this level, maybe we will start noticing that this rank of douchosity is, sadly, actually all around us much more often than previously thought.

Oh, and nice necklace, douchebag. Its about time you pawn it to get some coke so this chic will actually make out with you.

Oh, and boobies.
 

Stare-down Joe Torre 'bag is more bloated than a Pentagon budget.

the douchess of kunt
 

"Aaaghhh put your shirt back on. Please, God, make him put his shirt back on!"

Damn as much as I hate complimenting Darksock yet again - corn kernel teeth, grass epiphany. Excellent work.

This is definitely the first picture on this site where I find myself thinking that I wish I had been there. There is just too much weirdness going on.
 

@k-fed:

It's _always_ fag day at the dude ranch. Brokeback Mountain (not to steal your thunder, Anon 7:16) made that clear enough and outed every single redneck douche that drives his gargantuan F-250 commuting to his job at the bank. I live in Texas and there haven't been real cowboys in any appreciable form in nearly 100 years. These are grown men playing dressup, equaling instant douchebag as far as I'm concerned. Instead of Von Douche, it's starched and ironed Wranglers and $400 boots made of endangered species, all in ridiculous and desperate attempts to attract the opposite sex (all the while craving the cock). A horse of a different color, yet still a smelly horse that defecates without prejudice anywhere it damn well feels like.

@pfah:

Butterface? Seriously? I'll gladly take your leftovers then, man. I think she's adorable other than that greasy shaved Artie Lang-like growth sprouting from her armpit. I want to buy her a house.
 

The chick in the background just had a rude spiritual awakening -- she suddenly realized she was living among the 'douche' and that her life had perhaps, proceeded too far down the road of Bleeth to turn back.

Imagine your reaction if you suddenly woke up from a wonderful dream to find yourself at that get together.

The stuff of nightmares.
 

Spinnaker: You're too kind! I can't take credit though; it's the meds.
 

Wasn't camoflauge cool back in the 1980's. Dude had better develop his pecs before he takes his shirt off the next time.
 

DB1, did you mean "Triple Lindy" from the movie "Back to School"?
 

OK. Acknowledging all wit and incite that has posted thus far: The upside down visor alerts the Brokebacks who hasn't been gang banged yet. After the dirty deed is done the visor goes back to right reading with regular 'bag tilt. Unless Mr. Flip desires seconds. Then it's Shampoo Rinse Repeat. "Fling" don't "Flip" your feces Apeface 'Bag. As for Deep Purple bikini hottie: "You're my highway star."

Il Douché
 

Oh, the happy songs of choaldhood:

Puff the magic 'Baggin,
lived by the sea.
Or frolicked at Rehab
at the Hard Rock,
a spawn of doucherie!

Little Jackie SideBoob,
loved that rascal Puff.
With strapons and some KY,
and a new pair of handcuffs!

A spawn of dou-che-rieeeeee!!!
 

How much ice did it take to make this wank job's nipples that hard?

Unless you're trailing by 4 in your little league baseball game going into the final inning it is simply NOT okay to wear your hat like that.
 

The lady in the background is screaming because she just realized that Tubby McFlip-hat has dug up Jack Palance and put a wig and bikini on his corpse. So wrong...
 

He took. time. in the mirror. to look. like. that.
 

He looks like a sushi chef at Ole Miss
 

Run before Puffy unhinges his jaw and you end up like the girl in the background!
 

Fuckin' Yankees "fans"

Oh Yeah, I like the Yankees SOOO much! I bought this camo visor, because like, that is SOOO New York (Go Yankees!).

Fuck you. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck Yankees "fans".
 

Wow!! there's only so much i can say about this uber-fag..

he's got pepperoni nipples...

the upside down visor? forward? this douche fountain looks like a fucked up bottle of lotion..

it looks like he put together all the parts from lesser douchebags to become the ultra douche..

also.. this girl is so fine i would eat her asshole out in front of my grandmother..

-Deuce Six-
 

My man has the texture and build of a sea lion. And he probably barks like one whenever hotties walk by, which means he's always barking. Somebody throw this fat tub of lard a rotten fish.
 

I might know that girl. Not sure. I'll have to ask her whether it's her, and if it is, tell her she should stop hanging out with douchebags.
 

After spending some time here I always feel compelled to bathe AND shower! The grease and oil discharging everywhere!

Brings back memories of playing on the Slip & Slide sans the blades of grass stuck on my body ... why did dad always mow the lawn before we got to play?

It's hard to decide what to look at here .... his intent brown eyes or his intent brown nipple!
 

that upside down visor is also known as a rain catcher
 

and also why do i only see two not so great looking ladies hangin at the phi-delta-gamma gay frat party...Ha i made a funny
 

then again i could be wrong...main girl doesn't look so bad after all....why she is parlayin with the goo gobbler is another story....as for the lass in the background she looks like she is

A.droppin a big load in her britches

B.having a miscarriage

C.just finding out she where her soon to come out of the closet douche boyfriend has taken her
 

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Damn it, PaJaS...beat me to the flashing reference...

Now, we just need the other two horsemen of the douche-pocalypse...
 

What is it with these choad-bags that makes them think its cool to be in good shape, gain 30lbs of beer weight and shave their chest?

And even worse, how does their ego transcend their douchosity to draw the hott from these washed-out bleethes?

Sad indeed...