Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Friday, September 21, 2007

Friday Haiku

Beach boobs and sand crabs,
Asian Johnny Chase says "'sup,"
Skinny sand turd smirks.

she's paid to be there.
Vanilla Ice needs to eat.
hey Duck Dong, go swim.

-- pfah

The face of a crab,
The body of a goddess.
Perfect for blind man.

-- the alpha douche

close to the shoreline
is that a great white shark?
lord, hear my prayer.

-- doucheronomy 68

Pursed lips, peroxide
Is that doggy style invite?
Call Godzilla quick

-- Dion Didouchie

douche grease and hair bleach:
the greatest threat to oceans
since Exxon Valdez

-- douche vader

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:05 AM

Comments:

her lips, from a carp.
this photo makes me angry.
pull your damn trunks up.

# posted by

pfah : 7:14 AM

I want those sand mounds!
I'll throw mud in scrotebag's eyes
Then take down Douche Lee

# posted by

el Doucherino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing : 7:16 AM

Tag team with a pro
Hepetitis spreads quickly
Everyone yellow

# posted by

down under douche : 7:17 AM

i'm surprised noone has brought up the asian guy's freakishly long pinky finger.

# posted by

deloitte and douche : 7:19 AM

she's paid to be there.
Vanilla Ice needs to eat.
hey Duck Dong, go swim.

# posted by

pfah : 7:25 AM

Asian Machinist
Wears swim trunks with boxer briefs.
What is up with that?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:26 AM

Scrunch face on the left,
Chinky on her ass. yet I
Stare at botoxed lips

# posted by

Maximum Overdouche : 7:29 AM

Refugees gone wild,
GOODMORNGINGVIETNAMBAG!
agent orange strifed beach?

Duck Duck Douche

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:31 AM

Tranny strikes a pose
Attitude-'bags flashing signs
Where is tsunami?

# posted by

k-federbag : 7:42 AM

The face of a crab,
The body of a goddess.
Perfect for blind man.

the alpha douche

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:43 AM

Boxers and boardshorts
A ho and a thirty inch chest
A douchebag does make

# posted by

Douche Vader : 7:43 AM

Arched horse-face hottie
Sandwiched between two 'baglings
Hand gestures galore

# posted by

ScroteBob DouchePants : 7:44 AM

Hang lose and FU up howlee's
North Shore 2 scrotes
Happy i'm on mainland

Marcos Douchebagdatis

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:44 AM

close to the shoreline
is that a great white shark?
lord, hear my prayer.

# posted by

doucheronomy 68 : 7:45 AM

Coming this fall, a
new series: Douchebags go wild
as botox goes wrong

# posted by

Douche Vader : 7:46 AM

Barbie goes global
Turns cute Asian boy
into Tranny Bleeth.

# posted by

Lemon Tart : 7:47 AM

Cow-a-bun-ga, dude!
Whale shit just floated ashore
little douche-coup blares

# posted by

plinky : 7:49 AM

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# posted by

Douche Vader : 7:50 AM

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# posted by

Douche Vader : 7:51 AM

like giant toilet
primordial seas spawn douche
remember to flush

# posted by

doucheronomy 68 : 7:52 AM

sweat stench on the beach
each douchier than the next
where is the hot chick?

# posted by

John Edwards : 7:53 AM

Aloha douchebags
how's life on the big island
hapa houli choad

Hott exemplifies
the meaning of butterface
paperbag on head

If only ocean
would swallow human detris
harmony would reign

# posted by

...and you will know us by the trail of the douche : 7:53 AM

douche grease and hair bleach:
the greatest threat to oceans
since Exxon Valdez

# posted by

Douche Vader : 7:54 AM

Pursed lips, peroxide
Is that doggy style invite?
Call Godzilla quick

# posted by

Stephen : 7:55 AM

Oversized chick lips
Not seen such inflation since
Jimmy Carter years

# posted by

k-federbag : 7:55 AM

Turds in Boxer Choad
Trapped like desperate miners;
Colonic cave-in

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:55 AM

Atlantis exists.
only, it's full of douchebags
and botox-lipped bleeths.

# posted by

pfah : 7:56 AM

Unnatural beach scene
Hot giraffe wears big glasses
Pull up your pants, choad

- Father Guido Sardouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:56 AM

Universe went BANG!
tiny creatures crawled from sea,
left us upright choads

# posted by

plinky : 7:57 AM

That might be a tranny, that being said she is still too hot for those two.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:59 AM

Please leave your bottom
and boobies at my house, your
head you can keep, bleeth

clamdiggers on douche
is it 1987?
mile long pinkie

how many children
have sprung from your loins old lady?
c sections don't rule

# posted by

danny noonan : 7:59 AM

asian butterface
ricer driving dirtbag scrotes
fuck me? no, fuck you.

# posted by

Ol' Dirty Douchebag : 8:01 AM

'Bag/shim vacation
Cambodian refugee
Washed up, asks for food

# posted by

k-federbag : 8:03 AM

One night in Bankok
Sex with tranny or Chin Gu?
Probably both....eeeeww!

# posted by

k-federbag : 8:10 AM

Left sucks a lemon
she eats apple through slat fence
right's pants fallin up

# posted by

John Edwards : 8:12 AM

Harry Connick's head
mounted onto a whippet
or a starved greyhound.

Pinky extension
bolted onto smallish hand;
super shocker mode.

Hot supermodel
with Jar Jar Bink's head on it;
Dr. Moreau's Isle?

# posted by

DarkSock : 8:17 AM

Dude from Running Scared
Not the Gregory Hines one
The one that sucked ass

two photographers
for malnourished swimsuit chicks
she needs ten big macs

# posted by

douchetorious B.A.G. : 8:18 AM

Bleeched Geisha pro sings
me so Horny, love you long time
neither scrote delivers

Zinfandouche

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:19 AM

There are no borders
That douchebagism can't cross.
Proof in the pad thai.

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:20 AM

bleeth must know kung fu
kicking body, her face can
deliver death blow

double entendre
see how I did that, "death blow"?
Meta haiku, bitch!

# posted by

...and you will know us by the trail of the douche : 8:21 AM

Botox and saleen
Not enough to hide her DONG!
It's clear she's tucking

# posted by

Douchebag OUT! : 8:22 AM

Long Duck Dong paired with
Enrique Iglesias
transvestite sandwich

# posted by

Douchebag OUT! : 8:26 AM

You gah fi dollah?
Cuz I can lahv you lahng time.
Bucktooth blowjob...ouch!

# posted by

boatbutter : 8:27 AM

Collegen leaves lips
swollen like her boobies, she hangs
with prepubescent douche

# posted by

~Bagglio Ordonez~ : 8:29 AM

Remember that time
Medical waste barge dumped trash
Onto Jersey shore?

Not even that time
Has beach been this polluted
To clean, use HAZ-MAT

# posted by

k-federbag : 8:51 AM

Two scrotes washed ashore
Karate Kid 2 bad guy
Bleeth's bombs to be boated

-Honus "T" Bagner

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:02 AM

Plastic surgery
Her lips are overfilled
Too much collagen

Why do scrotes like this
Pose flying the bird finger
Because they are douche

# posted by

Mistress Julie : 9:03 AM

"Bleeth's bombs be bloated"
(correction)

-Honus "T" Bagner

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:04 AM

Confucius puzzled
"Shapely person boy or girl?"
Insert at own risk

# posted by

Dion Didouchie : 10:25 AM

To no one's surprise...
The one with the biggest dong
is the transvestite.

# posted by

Douchebag OUT! : 10:52 AM

Overbite, Joker-lips
Pulling rip cord bottom
Here comes Mahi Mahi

Aisian wins
Rock, paper, scissors
We paid for this

The world's bidet awaits
After hard pounding by the surf
Baby powder removes asscrack sand

# posted by

MotherOFSquirrelKiller : 11:08 AM

Paul Walker's lil brother
hooker with a penis
Fu Manchu approves

# posted by

Turner and Douche : 11:18 AM

my shorts slung too low
my companion is paid for
she cant wait to leave

# posted by

scro-tastic : 11:31 AM

its like a shell game
can you find the cock and balls?
dude in the middle

# posted by

scro-tastic : 11:43 AM

collagen in lips
silicone in the bosom
she is much too fake

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:33 PM

Tranny or not? hmm,
I want her...that body - gawd.....
Rise in my Levies

# posted by

Pfft : 1:31 PM

That guys shorts dont fit.
Hey skinny douche ass, why dont
you blow the asian.

# posted by

Matt Arcane : 1:31 PM

Me love them long time
They no have 'bama black snakes
Just small yellow fruits

# posted by

Dio Didouchie : 1:52 PM

Weird Science beach trip
Gary and Wyatt made bleeth
With Barbie and toast

There's no saving her
Mouth like a life preserver
Yet drowning in douche

# posted by

Lone Scrote McQuade : 4:49 PM

scary lips make me
think of drag queens; are we sure
that's not A. Lepore?

# posted by

summer's eve : 7:40 PM

wow, scary on several levels

# posted by

J : 4:04 PM

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